Random questions...

So I couldn't think of anything to blog about today. Actually have been smiling about nothing all day after speaking to 2 guys last night that I am kinda feeling. One of which I hadnt spoken to in a while, and another that I met recently. Both are chocolate with the football bodies that are to die for so its still just infatuation.

I saw that show Moment of Truth last night, after seeing the previews I just knew it was going to be my new favorite game show. But it was kind of slow. Why the hell do they take so long to answer the damn questions and t0 reveal whether they lied or not. I almost fell asleep. Also, who in their right mind would bring their boss with them on that show. I cant wait until that black couple comes on though... that looks like its going to be a good one... Her husband was mad as I don't know what in the previews.

So I didn't even plan on mentioning that above... I logged in to post some crazy questions about life that I found and felt compelled to share:

1. When you go threw chemo-therapy, do you lose your pubic hairs?

2. What would a chair look like if your knees were bent the other way?

3. Why do they call people "late" when speaking of them after they died?

4. Why if you tell a man there are 400 billion stars in the sky he believes it, but if you tell him a bench has wet paint, he has to touch it?

5. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when its really coming on?

6. If you sneeze and fart at the same time does a vacuum form in your stomach?

7. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" when afterwards "it" doesn't work anymore?

8. Can blind people see their dreams?

9. Why does the OB-GYN leave the room so you can get undressed when they are about to be all up in your stuff anyway?

10. Why are you considered putting your 2 cents in when its only a penny for your thought?

And in honor of that last one... a classic Usher joint.

16 comments

James Tubman January 24, 2008 at 3:47 PM

funny ish

i don't know if a lie detector is really a good measure of whether you lied or not

by what i've seen from that show the questions are too vague to really answer truthfully

i don't know i guess i'm thinking about it too much

Stacie von Kutieboots January 24, 2008 at 3:57 PM

i can't watch moment of truth. too exposing! i feel awkward during the commercials!

i looooove the last question!!!

Homer is My Co-pilot January 24, 2008 at 4:50 PM

I saw that show last night. That was the worst. I could just imagine the producers telling the people to play it up and drag out the answer. I'd be off that show in 15 min flat with all the money.

Those questions were good.. lol

Divine Blackness January 24, 2008 at 5:08 PM

Hmm, I've never seen this show. I'll get cable one year so I can be hip to all of these shows people be ravin' about.

"Why does the OB-GYN leave the room so you can get undressed when they are about to be all up in your stuff anyway?"

I'm dead. That's too funny.

eclectik January 24, 2008 at 5:13 PM

I dunno; I shave them anyway...hope so.

Like some art-deco mess in So Ho

Because they aint go show up again for a LONG time

Only Kanye an touch the sky

Depends on the song thats playin

No, you just hope the gooey stuff comes out the top

Cuz its short for fixin to get pissed

No they dream in a series of bumps

Cuz its the thrill of the chase

inflation.

Loves me some random.

e.

Rell January 24, 2008 at 5:30 PM

everyone can see their dreams :-)

Eb the Celeb January 24, 2008 at 5:38 PM

@JAMES - a lot of those questions depended on the situation and your perception rather than simply a yes or no answer

@homer- me too, especially since you've heard all the questions before... just answer the damn things

@divine - girl that show aint on cable... it comes on FOX right after american idol...LOL

@E - so you shave huh? your answer to 3, 4, and 5 makes absolutely no sense...LOL; your 6 is just plain nasty; LMAO @ 7; u r dead wrong for #8... and your last 2 make no sense either...LOL

Koffee Dyme January 24, 2008 at 6:08 PM

Two guys hmmm.. nice.. better then one.... oh the footballer booty hmm girl thats the ish!!! lol...

I am too afraid to watch that show... sounds all crazy but those questions are out of control....

1. thats interesting lol.. i don't even know...

8. I think so... I can't really explain it...

9. to let us know we aren't at no strip club...

Case Quarter January 24, 2008 at 7:35 PM

dag, chocolate AND football bodies? i'm so jealous....

Mizrepresent January 24, 2008 at 7:42 PM

I didn't get a chance to watch the show...but what is the motivation...i mean if you got secrets and the goal is to win the half million, i would think couples and married folk would just say...okay, you may hear some things you don't want to hear, and we'll talk it bout it later, but keep your eye on the prize...otherwise its useless.

Kayla January 24, 2008 at 10:58 PM

Girl, that doggone show is going to wreck some homes!

Eb the Celeb January 25, 2008 at 6:44 AM

@koffee - the footballl booty and body will get me everytime... makes me weak in the knees; u stupid for #9...lol

@mizrep- its more a mental thing, because you already have been asked all the questions ahead of time

MysTery January 25, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Girl I have always wondered about #9!! LMBO!!!

Glad to hear you are feeling good girl! Pass the blessings on!!

Seven January 25, 2008 at 8:29 PM

1. When you go threw chemo-therapy, do you lose your pubic hairs?

Yep

Smarty Jones January 26, 2008 at 12:20 PM

ROTFL. I wasn't sure until now but you are crazy. Seriously, how bored did you get to come up with these questions?
I ain't even gonna front though, I come up with a couple myself but I never remember 'em long enough to write them down.
Well one, like, if brunch is a combination of breakfast and lunch, why isn't there a meal called "lupper" or "linner?"

Ticia January 28, 2008 at 9:18 PM

1. You are out of your mind!!
2. Delicious!
3. Late... lol-- maybe they should use expired
4. Just an instint
5. Because the sound is going off--
6. I don't know.. but I am bloated now-- I wish something would happen
7. I don't know abt that one
8. Yeah..of course
9. I know right..come on it!
10. I don't know--

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