Boooooowwwwwwlllllinnnnnn!!!!

Of course I had purple on...


My butt look nice and plump in this shot... I guess the gym is working

Yup Trina, Me, and Joy damn near had a photo shoot in the bowling alley...
OK... so I had to get a group shot of everyone that was there on time because you know how black folks do. I just love black people!!!

You know the liquor was flowing


We fly high... no lie... you know it.... Booooowwwwwllllin...



OMG... look at the form...

The "I got a STRIKE" dance...


I mean really... what can I say... I'm a "Pro-Bowler" LOL


My "checking the pins out" strut is the best you've ever seen



I got a spare... so I had to give Joy a little dance to keep the energy flowing


OK... back to the photo shoot... Me and Travis



The chocolate goddesses - Joy, Me and Okema...



My bodyguard, Lajuan, Me and Jesse K (yes I sprinkle a little bit of the lighter nation in there from time to time....lol)



Me and DJ Cool GEE

There are a million more pics... and I may do a follow-up when I get more pics from the million other camera's that were there... I think my boy Travis got some video footage too...

ATL FAM... by the time all you lovelies are off work... Eb the Celeb will be in full effect in the "A." Can't wait to see you all at Hairston's tomorrow night!

Psychic done F'd up my bday!

So on the real... I am tipsy as hell blogging this so I hope it makes sense when I come back and try to profeed it 2moro. Actually maybe I won't change anything b/c then it won't be authentic.

Aanyway, so I go to get my nails done today. Everything goes as usual until I head to the dryer.... since I was getting a manicure and a pedicure I was at the double station. So I am jamming to my ipod ... minding my own damn bizness when this lady next to me ask what I am listening to. I tell her... whatever the song was..cant remember now because my ipod was on shuffle... but then our conversation proceeds to this:

Her : I am feeling this amazing energy from you
Me : (gives her the crazy side eye that causes some to cry)
HEr : No dont take it the wrong way, I am a psychic and you have so much good energy flowing from you
Me : Uh-huh- Well I don't believe in psychics
her - Well, I see that you have 2 men in your life
Me - (Looks at her with the crazy side eye that could kill the strongest of strong)
Her - Seriously, one from your past and one that is current
Me - Well I tend not to go back to the past so 1 of them doesn't matter
her - good because he is no good... the current man though could be very good for you
Me (thinking - biiiiatch, is he the one or not... dont be telling bout he could be good for me)
Her - you should come see me, I am only 2 doors down and you should let me read your palm... I love the energy I am getting from you so I will only charge $10.
Me - I thank her for the offer but let her know that I aint interested.

Can you believe that ish?

I don't believe in psychics but ever since I saw that lady I have been thinking extensively about Semipro. What if he is the one... that whole idea scares the ish outtta me. So I just left my happy hour I was hosting... and some of his teammates took him out tonight for his bday... so we have been drunk texting each other back and forth for like the last 30 min... but I definitely aint telling him about this psychic.

Anyway, my peoples...took extra good care of me tonight... I spent not a $1. Every time my drink was half way full somebody was buying me another. I was taking shots as soon as I walked in. Don't even know how much of this post is going to make sense but I didnt get many flicks since I was inebriated most of the time but here are a couple.

And I was hosting the party so here I am behind the DJ booth with DJ KL
Me and Joy did get a quick flick... but I dont like it since I look preggers on this shot... we did just come from eating italiano food... but for real that aint me.. that's the wind blowing my shirt out.
Sorry, I dont have more pics blog fam... but that psychic really messed my head all up. I can't even imagine Semipro possibly being "the one." The ish scares the HELL outta me. We drunk text each other a couple times since I started this post... his teammates and him just left a comedy club and they are taking him to a strip club to make it rain on the hoes. I'm glad he's having fun on his bday, like I am but I wish he was here. Me really starting to like him, is really starting to scare the ish outta me and I don't know why. I have been in love before, and maybe the fact that that nigga wasn't worthy is making me wary of being and feeling that type of way again... IDK. but I have to go to beddy bye now before I tell the blog world all my BIZ...

I will definitely have more pics to contribute to a post from my party tonight!

So all my NYC fam.. 9pm its goin down at Club 300 @ Chelsea Piers!

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EDIT NOW THAT I AM SOBER AND BEEN UP SINCE LIKE 6:30 AM from MOFO's blowing my phone up with Happy b-day text.

Your Birthdate: May 15

You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Its going down tonight at 9pm

CLUB 300 @ CHELSEA PIER 60
WEST 23RD STREET & WEST SIDE HIGHWAY


and then the ATL edition goes down this Saturday @ 8pm

Hairston's Dinner Club

1273 S Hairston Rd
Stone Mountain, GA 30088-2718
Phone: (770) 322-9988


I look forward to seeing all my family and friends I have down there... and especially my blog buddies! So ATL bloggers make sure you come out!!!

My Happy Birthday Dinner

So since on my actual birthday thurs we're doing the whole thing at Club 300 @ Chelsea Piers at 9pm and I may stop by the Janelle Monae show at 7pm at highline ballroom ... its FREE if anyone is interested... and tonight we're doing the Happy Hour at Covo Tratoria on 135th & 12th, my roomie Joy decided that we would do my birthday dinner last night. So she takes me to one of my fav Mexican Restaurants in the city.

The best part about this place is the HUGE margaritasJoy was a punk... she couldn't handle the La Mama, she went for the smaller margarita, the La Papa. Don't you just love how the Mama is bigger than Papa...lolMe and Joy get a little stank-a-dank-dank with it after the tequila starts to flow...lol
Oh LIME, How I love thee... let me count the ways

Then girl Melanie showed up. If you watch the GAME you know why I call her "Girl, Melanie." That, Deion & Pilar, and Ellen are probably the only shows I watch religiously on TV nowadays. I know sad right. Anyway, here's one with all the ladies!

As you can see I cleaned my plate... that California Burrito with chicken and spinach was the bomb diggity.Joy was full too!So I didn't want to go too heavy on the first night. So my second round I went for the La Papa. Every time I have 2 La Mama's I wonder how I got home. Remember 2 straws is better than 1. (@Jackie - you see the trusty crackberry in the shot dont you...lol)

Joy hating on me taking pics of myself at the table putting up her dueces in front of the shot.

Isn't this the finest waiter that you ever did see?

OK, so then we left and stopped at this little boutique a couple blocks from the restaurant called Lafayette. They were jamming in there... I couldn't help but turn the spot out.

The clerk kept trying to get me to buy this hideous dress... Trust that I was NOT that drunk.

Now I don't know why or how I got this branch... but whatever


Then before we hopped on the train I had to chill with my dude Donald Trump. You see that winch Betty Boop trying to get in on the action.
OK Folks, that is all. But you know there will be so much more after tonight's happy hour. So I guess Eb the Celeb b-day week is pic week on the blog as well.

For Semipro... and Party reminder

Song of the day


"I miss your smiling face
the smell of your perfume
Girl, this damn bed is cold
Nothing to hold on to
Oh yeah the phone is cool
But girl I need you here
Be it plane, train, or automobile
How soon can you get here"

(I ain't gay, just switch the words around as if it was coming from a woman to a man in your head if it freaks you out...lol)

Happy Birthday, Semipro... wish you were here... may have had a little something special planned. Hope your day is as good as my next 2 days are going to be. (Details below just in case you missed them)

So um... I guess I am starting to like this dude just a lil bit huh... good thing the season is almost over so he'll be just a borough away and I wont have to sit here listening to this damn JOE song over and over again wondering when's the next time I'm gonna see his big sexy chocolate self.

So to bring in my birthday drunk I am having a Happy Hour, but plan to be there until it strikes midnight and it is officially the first couple minutes of my birthday... here's that info

Tomorrow, Wed., May 14, you are cordially invited to come celebrate
Spring in Harlem.

@ Covo Tratoria
701 West 135th Street and 12th Ave
(212) 234-9573

An after-work, Uptown Mixer

Hosted by  Aden Seraile (threeKINGS NYC), Alice "Wonderland" Grandoit,
Angela Fisher (VH1 Talent), Corey "CL" Lewellyn (CEO of Digiwaxx),
Eb the Celeb (the birthday girl), Jesse Kirshbaum (NUE
Agency), Nina Flowers (Apollo Theatre) and our friends and family.

Featuring happy hour food and drink specials from 7-11pm.

Musical assortments powered by Digiwaxx

Then on my actual birthday night, Thursday the 15th we are hitting up :

CLUB 300
CHELSEA PIER 60
WEST 23RD STREET WEST SIDE HIGHWAY
NEW YORK, NY

@ 9pm

ADMISSION IS FREE!!!


Then I will be hung over on my plane ride to ATL on friday afternoon

And we will do it up at Hairston's in Stone mountain on Sat. May 17th.
1273 S Hairston Rd
Stone Mountain, GA 30088-2718
(Take I-20 to Wesley Chapel; go left to Hairston Road; then right for a few miles, and the club is on the left).

I am going to be there at 7:30pm having drinks and eating dinner. As long as you are there before 9pm... admission is FREE.

The dress code is dress to impress... fellas no jeans... everyone should be G'd up!


Hope my blog fam can make one of these!

Did you get your letter?

Because I got mine!!!!So the best thing that Bush ever did in his presidency was this whole Economic Stimulus Payment check that he's giving out. If you haven't heard, apparently he wants to boost the economy before he leaves the white house, and I'm like hell, all power to him, go out with a bang then Bush. So I got my letter yesterday that I am getting the max $600 and it will be direct deposited into my account by Friday. Did Bush know this was my birthday week? It will come just in time for me to make it rain on them hoes in ATL...lol

Did you get your check yet? If you didn't you need to get up on that... go to www.irs.gov or call 1-866-234-2942 ... so you can make it rain on them hoes just like me!

Obsession for Affection

You ever get to the point where you cant even function because you want affection from someone and you aren't getting it. That's where I am right now. I mean I can function, and I am getting as much possible affection that Semipro can give not being in the same city but I want something more. I don't even know what I want either. I know I don't want a boyfriend, but it would be nice to have one some time.

I have really been feeling like a dude lately. Wanting sex more than usual, not wanting to be in a committed relationship, but wanting all the benefits of having a boyfriend. My friends say I'm a PIMP, because for the most part I don't pay dudes any mind. Aren't really impressed by too much when it comes to men, and am usually mean if they approach me with some weak game.

Which reminds me, why the other night, me and Joy were leaving the crib for the Mary J Blige after party and this dude yells to me "Ma, you are too clean. I ain't gonna even try to holla at you right now because you are looking too good. I'm gon holla at you another day when your going to the laundromat or something because you are too fine right now."

Me and Joy fell out on the floor with laughter. After that, if he had actually tried to holla for real, he probably would have gotten my number... saying he gon holla at me in the laundromat mat... he was kinda cute and wit will get you everywhere with me.

Anyway, maybe the title of this post is a bit much because I'm not really obsessing but I do want the affection of a man on a constant basis. Like Friday, I didn't want to sit in the house and watch the game, I wanted to go out. But I have no real dude that I want to chill with like that so I call my big brother CL, and we go watch the game at Mobay in Harlem. I love this spot, they had this amazing blues band and we just grooved to the good music, watched the game, ate and drank. But I would love to have a boo or 2 or 3 to choose from in this situation instead of one of my boys. Is that too much to ask?

This all comes about by me getting a new phone last Friday. I got the new Blackberry Curve on VZ that doesn't even come out until tomorrow. Yeah ya girl got the exclusive hook-up. Anyway, every time I get a new phone, I go threw and delete all the contacts that don't really matter anymore before I transfer my phone book to the new phone. I realized that I have no breezies, and its really bothering me a bit. I mean I have breezies, but none that intrigue me as much as I intrigue them. The ones I only call when I am on the brink of killing myself bored, and usually send them straight to the voicemail when they call me.

Maybe I just need a change of scenery... cant wait til this weekend so I can try and nab me an ATL Boo...lol... ATL are you reaaaaaaddddyyyy?

Happy Mother's Day and Happy B-day Kaz

So I figured I would do a picture post in honor of Mother's Day so here goes...

Happy Mother's day mommy... we have too much fun... I love you so much. Here are a couple pics from our Turks and Caicos trip in 2006

but today is not only mother's day, it's my lil sis Kaz' birthday... so I figured I'd do a picture post paying homage to the both of them who I love dearly.

Yeah I am going to embarass myself majorly with this pic but its all goodMy sis Kaz used to be so chunky when we were little...lol; she was a mean child too... I wanted to slap her most of the time.

Here's a more recent picture, and I still want to slap her most of the time.
Me and her are the closest of all my siblings. Back when I was doing radio I brought her down to NC one summer so she got to hang out with me and some celebs.

We even got tattoos together Christmas 2006.. Symbolizes "Love the female taurus"
Don't know why her skin looks so dark in that pic because as you can see she is high yellow and this was in the dead of winter...


This was when she graduated from High School, before she was corrupted by dick and started having sex.


She's a momma now though, so I guess I should say Happy Mother's day to her too.

Which reminds me I should also say Happy Mother's Day to my other sis Ashley.

So Happy Mother's Day momma, and Happy Birthday Kaz... I was about 14 or 15 in this pic... it was on the beach in Michigan with both of them.
A girl couldn't ask for a better mommy in the whole wide world... I love you mommy!

Happy Mother's Day to all the mother's in blog world!

Eight 8's

8 places I'd like to visit I before I die

1. Africa
2. Dubai
3. Japan
4. London
5. Paris
6. Aruba
7. Mexico (but not Cancun)
8. Bora Bora

8 Things I Say Too Often (with audio)

1. Booooonnn-yooow
2. That is so whack
3. Whateva
4. You are so retarded
5. I hate you soooo much
6. Holla at me later
7. Text me
8. Let's go baby

8 Books on my list to read before the year is over

1. Letters to a young sister :DeFINE your Destiny - Hill Harper
2. Get yours - Amy Dubois Barnett
3. Make it Happen - Kevin Liles
4. I don't mean to smash your tomatoes honey - Various authors (including 12kyle's wife)
5. Black women need love too - Pearl Jr.
6. Stripped Bare - Ladawn Black
7. He comes next - Ian Kerner
8. A life in letters - Zora Neale Hurston

8 Artists I could Listen to Over and Over Again

1. Brian McKnight
2. JOE
3. old skool Whitney Houston
4. Stevie Wonder
5. Teedra Moses
6. Mary J. Blige
7. Tweet
8. Anthony Hamilton

8 Things That Attract Me to My Friends

1. Crazy (in a good way)
2. Funny
3. They have lives and aren't a bugaboo
4. They love to have a good time
5. Loyalty and the fact that I know I can depend on them when their needed
6. They dont judge me
7. They dont have kids (for the most part)
8. They like to travel

8 people you would do anything for

1. My mom
2. My siblings
3. My man when I get me one
4. Tap Money (my mentor)
5. CL (my adopted big brother)
6. My nephews
7. My god daughter Keriah
8. My kids when I get me some

8 movies I could watch over and over

1. Love Jones
2. Coming to America
3. The golden child
4. The Jacksons American Dream
5. Crash
6. The notebook
7. Necessary Roughness
8. Tupac Resurrection

8 bloggers I read on the regular

1. kyle's 12th Planet - because he's my big blog brother, and threatens me if I haven't been over to the planet on that day, so I really have no choice but to read him
2. The Jaded NYer - because she's so real and doesn't care if you like what she has to say or not, or whether its right or wrong, or whether or not you will judge her for it
3. Eclectik - because his randomness is so addictive, how could I not check him out... and then when I roll over there and am pleasantly surprised and blessed with a dimeline, no matter what may have happened in my day... it makes me feel all warm inside
4. Prettyblack - because she is a woman of my own heart, she will cuss you out and praise God in the same sentence.... and it doesn't hurt that she's a Cowboy fan either
5. Soumynona - He's my blog husband... and even though he doesn't blog often, I still go there everyday to see if he posted something, and if not, I just sit there and play that bubble game he has on his page...lol
6. Pocahontaz - She never ceases to amaze me... and because of her I have been able to share my developing freaky side with the world...lol
7. Flyyest - Because I feel like if she moved her tail to NYC we would be the best of friends, and because I gotta keep tabs on her to make sure she hasn't stole another one of my blog boyfriends from me
8. Skoolboi Krush - Because his love journey has been so inspiring to me... his experiences and advice has made me wiser in my current situations


***Disclaimer... there's more blogs I read on the regular but they said only 8, so all I didn't get to shout this time... I'll get you next time... Love is LOVE!

PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS …

In 5 words or less, what do you think about …

George Bush?
Straight idiot gangsta

Bill Clinton?
He aint black

Malcolm X?
I am Malcolm X

Oprah?
Doesn't relate to black women

Flavor Flav?
New form of blackface

What is your airplane ritual? IPod? Sleep? Sweat Pants? Alcohol? Spill the beans.
Ipod the entire way

What is your favorite tune to sing in the shower?
Rarely sing in the shower

What is your favorite American city?
Harlem all day baby

What do you think about the war in Iraq?
Pointless

Tell us about your tattoos.
I have 9

What do you think about interracial relationships?
I cant do it.

Who was your celebrity crush growing up?
Quick from Jagged Edge

What song or artist would people be surprised to know you dig?
Ray Lamontagne

Who is the biggest influence in your personal life?
My mother

What is your favorite scene in a film?
Love Jones... jelly jelly scene

What is on your Tivo right now?
I dont have Tivo

Obama, Clinton or McCain?
Obama

Name one book that you consider a must read.
7 habits of highly effective people

What frightens you?
Being an unsuccessful lonely old maid

What is your favorite article of clothing?
Boy shorts

Shout out the website for a cause/issue that’s close to your heart.
My black is beautiful

Thought to Ponder...

Happiness is nothing but everyday living
seen through a veil.

-Zora Neale Hurston