G-spot amplification and
If you had to sleep with another blogger...

Ok, so I just walked in the house from the doctors. Got my usual top of the year check up to make sure everything is all gravy baby. The first thing I see when I walk in the office is this huge sign about G-spot amplification, ask the physician for details. Now I am not about to ask my doctor, are you serious, way too embarrassed because then she would know I want to know more about it and then probably sell me on getting the procedure done. So anyway as soon as I got home you know I went straight to Google to figure out what the heck G-spot amplification is all about. So its actually a shot that enlarges your g-spot making it about the size of a quarter. It can last up to 4 months. Now I looked at some of the comments from women who have used it and they said that their orgasms have been a lot more intense and multiple. But is not like Viagra for men. Its suppose to be used by sexually active women with normal sexual function. It is not for women who have sexual dysfunctions (problems with the female sexual response cycle: arousal, plateau, orgasm, resolution); relationship problems or emotional/psychological problems, and the effects are more noticeable in older women. So I'm over it. Wasn't as interesting as I thought it was going to be.... But this did start to jog many other questions in my head... I guess I'm just horny I don't know.
But what if you had to sleep with, shack up, jump off, fcuk, hit the skins, whatever you like to call the getting down and dirty with another blogger... Who would that blogger be? Hahahahahaahah... yeah I'm bringing the funk on this one, and I want just as many people that responded to my "Be real" post to respond to this one. Don't be shy. We are all adults here. And please no one get all crazy and start stalking someone that calls you out as if they want to sleep with you for real. Its all hypothetical people.

So I guess I should answer the question myself first right...

My guy would be Diary of a G. Reason being his blog url is www.daddylongdick.blogspot.com
Are you serious... Daddy long d*ck. Only picking him so that he would have to show and prove. Especially since long d*ck isn't always good d*ck.


Oh and for all the guys that responded to the be real post and a couple others that haven't yet... I got a post fo that azzz tomorrow!!! I'M PUTTING THE RBM'S ON BLAST!!!


Divine Blackness January 9, 2008 at 10:42 PM

"It is not for women who have relationship problems." Well, that probably rules out 90% of us! HA!! Woooow...that's madd interesting, but I think I'll pass.

Hmmm.....I'm thinkin' An Angry Black Man. Somethin' about a brotha that knows how to spell and use correct verb usage. I loooove that.

Skoolboi Krush January 9, 2008 at 11:14 PM

You are wilding with this one. If I had to choose I would go with Puddin'. I just feel like it might be a wild time.

MsPuddin January 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Wow. I’m flattered and depressed at the same time. I get more play online than I do in real life. But I’m not complaining, * leaving comment section to go shave vagina and find some whip cream * haha! I have a date!

And if I had to choose another blogger (no offense skoolboi) I’d go with this n*gger. I'm a sucker for a man in uniform…

Onome January 10, 2008 at 3:10 AM

should i really give a name?? i really dont have any one in mind yet..i guess i need to see a few faces first(hehehehe)...how ya doin' girl?:)

The Horny Bitch January 10, 2008 at 8:32 AM

Nice blog of yours.. Love the background music.

Anw, I haven't slept with fellow bloggers.. Just readers who don't own a blog.. :p

Opinionated Diva January 10, 2008 at 8:36 AM

LOL...you are too funny.

Props to you for throwing your blogger's name out there...though I wont be doing the same. ha!

There's one guy I can think of. I am in no way crushing on dude (we're real cool), but he once wrote this piece about this dream he had...definitely had me crossing my legs!

Eb the Celeb January 10, 2008 at 8:40 AM

@onome - everybody looked the same with they a$$ in the air... nah just playing... but its not about what they look like... its all hypothetical... so its more so about the vibe they give you when you read their blog than if there is a physical attraction. Maybe I wasnt too clear on that part.

@horny - glad to hear that you havent slept with any bloggers..LOL but the question was if you had to sleep with one who would it be... so come on back and answer

@OP - OMG... I expected so much more from you... let me find out you being bashful!!! LOL

Anonymous January 10, 2008 at 10:14 AM

I would say fantasyeyes, my wife of course! lol

Opinionated Diva January 10, 2008 at 10:16 AM

LOL...I'm not giving up the goods this time girlie! Maybe later

Ticia January 10, 2008 at 10:17 AM

Oh My...

*comes back when I can process this*

maverick January 10, 2008 at 10:29 AM

lol...funny post..really funny...too early to suggest anyone...ha ha ha


Ms. Behaving January 10, 2008 at 11:12 AM

I've never been B-I-G on name droppin' sooooo I ain't about to start now [LOL].

Hey...That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!


DiamondsR4eva January 10, 2008 at 12:28 PM

Lol @ this post and that blog address, wow

Skinny Black Chick January 10, 2008 at 12:47 PM

Eb, you KNOW you're starting some shit with this one right???

I'm just gonna sit back and watch it unfold...

Muze January 10, 2008 at 1:44 PM

this is too funny girl. i have one in mind but i would never type it out loud. lol.

i can understand why you chose who you did though. lol.

and ooohh opinionated diva i know what dream you're talking about! lol.

Muze January 10, 2008 at 1:44 PM

at least i think i know. lol.

Eb the Celeb January 10, 2008 at 1:45 PM

@ dappa - i cant even get mad at your answer... so you get a pass... but all the rest of ya'll after dappa... I am so disappointed...LOL

Its funny to see some of the most outspoken bloggers at a lost for words... or should I say comments.

@SBC - girl that was the whole point... and you dead wrong for watching and not participating. No innocent bystanders allowed on RBW... LOL!!!

Opinionated Diva January 10, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Oh mah guuuuuuuuh-ness!!!
*in my best Sha nae nae voice*

Muze - I don't think you know who I'm talking about...At least I don't think so. I don't remember seeing you on his blog before.

You're just tryna psych me out...I'm on to you! lol

I bet I know whose name YOU are thinking of though...heh heh heh!

maverick January 10, 2008 at 2:25 PM

@eb..lol..till the time its hypothetical...i mite as well go with eb the celeb...


Skinny Black Chick January 10, 2008 at 2:36 PM

That is because I do not have any impure thoughts about my blog brethren! Unless one of them is really Dwyane Wade blogging under a secret identity. Then, I'm open for all hypothetical, cyber, or face to face possibilities! Lol.

James Tubman January 10, 2008 at 3:47 PM

i ain't scurred

i want miss divine

i might can't spell and use good word verbage

but i could show you what it means to really be treated divinely. lol

Eb the Celeb January 10, 2008 at 5:58 PM

@OP and Muze - ya'll cant comment anymore on this post unless you are answering the question...LOL... going back and forth with all this code language is just rude since I have no idea what ya'll talking about

@ Mav - I dont know whether to blush or not since you usually dont blush when someone tells you they wanna hit it... joking!!!

@SBC - We gonna have to fight over D.Wade... and you aint fooling nobody... I know you were having some impure thoughts around that time when you were taking a break from getting some. So close your eyes, go back to that time, and say a name...LOL

@ James - Thank you Mr. Tubman. I knew I could count on you!

Don January 10, 2008 at 6:59 PM

Beautiful, fierce, intelligent, fo' sho, sexy, open-minded, real.

Attractive, witty, mentally stimulating, warm smile, cool peep.

I would love to just take my time and make intense love to both her mind, body, & soul.

Then we could began to get on some real Bonnie & Clyde type ish.

Anonymous January 10, 2008 at 7:20 PM

I wish I visited enough blogs to participate. Only been on one or two guy blogs, so mums the word for now. Post this again in a few months and I am sure my answer will be different.

WrkNProgress January 10, 2008 at 8:44 PM

I will bite, he doesn't blog anymore anyway--Envizable.

Divine Blackness January 10, 2008 at 8:57 PM

Okay, my dark skinned self is blushing. Jaaaaamesssss. I....I....I didn't know!

Mizrepresent January 10, 2008 at 9:21 PM

I can't answer this Eb...but i can tell you i have dreamed about him countless times...and i know if and when it did happen...it would be the stuff, dreams and movies are made of!

Muze January 10, 2008 at 11:24 PM

okay OP, maybe there was a different dream. but i've only been on his blog a few times. so...i dunno. and i'm pretty positive NO one knows who i'm thinking of. i think i know who'd you guess, but you're wrong! ha! lol.

sorry eb, let me give you a not so secret answer....hmmm i'll just bite and say blogxilla. cause he's flyy like me.

of course this is in never never happening land though.

maverick January 11, 2008 at 12:35 AM

ha ha ha...i ld still love to :D

The Jaded NYer January 11, 2008 at 9:54 AM


OK- I'll freely admit (because I already said so in my blog) that I'd def give that cutey-cute sh*t talker Leon a run for his money...

magnoliapeach January 11, 2008 at 3:14 PM

I know who O.D's is, but don't worry girl, I won't tell, lol!!

James Tubman January 11, 2008 at 4:33 PM

nothing turns me on more than a beautiful woman who knows something about her history

i'm a sucker for smart women

Opinionated Diva January 11, 2008 at 6:09 PM

@ Mags & Muze

LOL - y'all tag teaming me?!

Philly's Andrea January 12, 2008 at 9:54 PM

EB: I am screaming at this post!! I've been on a bit oh a hiatus getting focused, so I'm late but OMG!!! Girl you are too crazy. You are starting some mess up on here. I'll just smile at my thoughts and keep them to myself because-- I'm married and I should not have these kinds of thoughts running all through my head BUT I am human and I do. I will say this, I'm not even really sure what this blogger looks like but the passion that he has for his kid(s) and the way he likes to get everyone all riled up and then leave them hanging onto his every word trying so desperately to imagine their self as the person who he is referring to, well lets just say...I think I'm infatuated with his writing voice. And when I grow up I want to write like him. lol


Eb the Celeb January 13, 2008 at 12:57 AM

@Don - dang I'm jealous... I need to find a man that will say something so eloquent about me..(sigh)

@Divine - I would have picked James too if he had a decent pic up... but he's so suave he prolly has all the blog women wondering

@MizRep - awe... look at you being a chicken... its all love here girl, please do tell

@Muze, OP, & Mags - I think that it is highly rude that ya'll have a side convo going on my blog... ya'll know I'm nosey... email me who ya'll talking about...LOL

@jaded - thx 4 telling; you see the 3 above playing around

@Andrea -you good, married people get a pass... I aint trying to get nobody in trouble...LOL

Queen of My Castle January 14, 2008 at 5:57 PM

LMAO!!!!!! I don't even see that DOG has posted here. I'm tempted to run over to his blog and drag him here. I'm sure he would be game. LOL

spchrist January 15, 2008 at 11:48 AM

wow...powerful post...but since I work in the media...I can't name drop like that...maybe when I retire...I'll include it in a tell-all book

theBULLY January 16, 2008 at 8:55 AM

Damn.....I would like to get into some freakery with quite a few bloggers, and most of them know it cause I aint too shy when it comes to saying what I would like to do and with who. I'll say the newest would be that Fresh Bannana Puddin Chick. I just read over her joint today.....and Yeah, any chick that talks about being disappointed over a failed biosexual event and giving out hand jobs while working as a Go Go dancer sound like one fun chick.

desperate lady February 10, 2008 at 4:42 PM

daaaaaaaaang eventho i'm so late for this post, can i still answer? pls pls pls?

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