Days like this...

Really makes me feel like we are in our final days on earth. It is 66 degrees in NYC today...in January. Half the time weather isn't this nice in April and its the 8th day of January. Last week, wed and thurs there was a new found cold that I couldn't bear. The high was like 17 degrees and today its spring. People have lost their damn minds. Last night I went clubbing and chicks had on hot pants. 3 chicks to be exact. Indeed it was an industry party and females thought they were going to see some Giants players in there so they were trying to come with face down and a$$ up to nab one of them, but damn. Come on now, its still winter, your coochie can catch pneumonia too. But today has been the icing on the cake. People walking around with shorts and flip flops...(the melanin-challenged folks for the most part on this one) but still. You cant be for real. I mean I left the shearling in the closet today but shorts is a nada in january I dont care how hot is it. That's just as bad as wearing white after labor day. And yes I said it. I know now-a-days its supposedly ok now to wear white after labor day but I still aint doing it. My mama and grandma raised me right. I dont wear it after labor day and dont bring it back out until Easter. But anyway, that little rant got us a little off topic. I aint complaining about the weather right now, but it is making me wonder. Lord please dont come back yet...

11 comments

Stacie von Kutieboots January 8, 2008 at 2:42 PM

yeah... weather is scary around these here parts (U.S.A.) Cali's weather situation by itself scares thee hell out me and make me think of the end. Fires, floods, earthquakes, mudslides, 10 feet of snow... all over there in a matter of 6 weeks? i'm good.

James Tubman January 8, 2008 at 2:50 PM

in b-more it's burning up

it's almost 70

that's ok

next week the "melanin challenged" folk are gonna be wearing cashmere because the cold is getting ready to come back in full effect and tear that ass up

Ms. Behaving January 8, 2008 at 3:22 PM

Girl this weather is straight MADNESS right now but damn if I ain't lovin' every minute of it!!! :-)

[SMH @ all the half dressed folk walkin' round here]...

We ALL know they'll be sick as hale come this weekend!!

Skinny Black Chick January 8, 2008 at 3:48 PM

LMAO! Yup. It's 68 in Cleveland today. That shit is insane. Maybe we should start listening to all of Al Gore's blah blah blah about global warming. It looks like he's on to something!

And c'mon. I've seen WFs jogging in biker shorts in the snow, so its not too shocking that they're breaking out the shorts now.

As far as the girls @ the club...
Hoochies will be hoochies with pneumonia-infected coochies! LMAO!!

Opinionated Diva January 8, 2008 at 4:53 PM

Call me snooty, but I will not wear white after Labor Day...unless it is WINTER white - there is a difference.

In that same way...I will not wear shorts/flip flops IN THE FRIGGIN WINTER! Well unless I'm in the caribbean, but definitely not in NY.

I don't trust this weather. I think it's the calm before the storm. We haven't had a blizzard in a minute...we're about due for one.

soumynona January 8, 2008 at 4:54 PM

OMG, you are too funny
"coochie catching pneumonia"
You are a straight clown and sbchick you are crazy as well!
btw, list just in, Global warming is here, you betta get right with God!

Skoolboi Krush January 8, 2008 at 5:06 PM

It's damn near 70 degrees in Atlanta too. A chick walked past my office in some shorts this afternoon. Like sbc said, a hoochie can't help being herself.

Ms.Lady January 8, 2008 at 6:34 PM

yea..this weather got my effed too gurl..its hot as HELL in GA right now..i had on a black hoodie and some jeans and was roasting in that JUST to run to the bank!!

i heard my homestate *CT* is looking real nice these days too...LORD PLEASE DONT COMEBACK YET!!!

Mizrepresent January 8, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Yep pretty warm where i'm at...but i ain't hating cuz ATL weather can go from 70 to 10 in the middle of a week...global warming is real...time to get right folks...Eb he's coming back!

Eb the Celeb January 8, 2008 at 7:56 PM

@stacie - yeah Cali has had it bad lately? Are they still talking about Cali may separate from the rest of the country and end up like hawaii in like 100 years or something like that?

@JT & Ms. B- I know... I saw the forecast for next week and its about to be winter for real

@ Skinny - yeah... that global warming aint no joke... and you right... they do be wearing shorts in a blizzard so I dont even know why I mentioned that like it was a surprises... LMAO @ pneumonia-infected

@OP- dont be calling on the blizzard gods girl... whats wrong with you...lol

@Sou - what you aint know the coochie can get pneumonia... and I'm trying to get right with God I swear I am

@Skoolboi... it was hella nice last month when I was there... another reason I might need to make that move

@ms.lady - you know he about to come back if its nice in CT. I swear everytime I have to go up there for work its always snowing something crazy

@Mizrep - I know he's coming back... but just dont want him to yet... I say I need at least like 10 more years

Miss B January 9, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Yeah this weather is CRAZY!!!

dead@coochie catchin pneumonia...LMAO!!

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