Eb is a Taurus Woman

So I saw that Skoolboi was looking to the stars for a personal assessment, so I decided to do this as well... since I dont really have anything to blog about today. My focus is totally on seeing Teedra Moses tonight... maybe after this show is over I will have more inspiration.

Anyway here we go:

When you come across a Taurus female, the first thing you will notice about her is her undefeatable emotional strength. She is capable of handling the severest of problems, without shedding even a single tear. She has the infamous Taurus temper, but it is seldom displayed. At least not until the provocation is too much to digest. She is as feminine as any other female, without the unnecessary tantrums. A Taurus woman has no desire of dominating her husband. She will let him handle the reins, infact this is what she secretly desires.
THIS IS SOOOOOOO ME...

A Taurus woman wants a real man, who can make her proud of himself as much as she is proud of herself. However, if he fails in his role, she will take the control in her own hands. Neither will she act like a mewing kitten, nor like a roaring lioness. She is independent and has a mind of her own, but she does not want to dominate in the relationship. Taurean women do not see social status while making their friends. They want to be friends with people who do not hide their true nature and come across as they really are.
THIS IS SOOOOOOO ME TOO...

Their friends may be a little weird, but they will not be phonies or hypocrites. A Taurus girl doesn't fight with people she dislikes, she simply ignores them and becomes indifferent to their presence. However, she will be loyal to her true friends and they will remain with her throughout her life. In return, she will expect them to stand by her when she needs them. A Taurean woman also gets jealous, but only if you exceed the limits of casual flirtation. Everything has a limit and this also does. It's better not to provoke her anger or you will be very sorry.
YUP, I GOT SOME HELLA CRAZY FRIENDS, BUT I LOVE 'EM... OMG THE IGNORING THING IS SOOOOO TRUE... THAT'S WHY I'M LOOK AT AS THE ANGRY BLACK B*TCH AT WORK BECAUSE I WILL STRAIGHT NOT PAY YOU NO MIND. I AM LOYAL TO FRIENDS WHEN I HAVE THEM BUT CANT REALLY SAY I REALLY HAVE LIFELONG FRIENDS... MOVING HAS CAUSED DISTANCES. THE JEALOUS THING IS ON POINT TOO... I AM A HUGE FLIRT SO I GIVE GUYS THEIR SPACE BUT CERTAIN THINGS REALLY GET ME...
example - My boyfriend in college, we did an obscene amount of partying. We both danced with other people and even eyed each other while doing it. A mind game of sorts. I would let him smack a girl ass, bend her over, everything and not get an inch of jealousy, but as soon as I saw him let her rub his head, I would want to kill a chick. He has the nicest waves, something I was really into back then, and only I should have been doing something that intimate is what I thought.

She is brainy, but not too much interested in intellectual subjects. She is practical in her thinking and does not feel the need to indulge in mental gymnastics. She is balanced in her approach and you will hardly see her in a restless disposition. A Taurean girl hates anything artificial, be the flowers in her vase or the friends in her life. She has to feel the fragrance of real roses and the presence of real people. The beauty of Mother Nature especially pleases her.
YUP AT THE BRAINY PART. I AM VERY SMART, BUT NOT AT ALL DEEP. THIS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT RAWDAWG... THE REASON I CANT READ YOUR BLOG...LOL!
ALL THE REST IS ME AS WELL.

Ugliness of any kind makes her miserable and repulsive. She loves to be amidst colorful surroundings, like gardens blooming with flowers. A Taurean female has a good taste, so please be very careful before taking her out. She is a very good cook herself and you will always be treated to excellent homemade food. She is also very much interested in the art forms, like painting. She is a tomboy at heart and will enjoy many guy-things like horse riding, going on a roller coaster ride, fishing, etc.
NO NOT REALLY INTO FLOWERS AND SUCH, AND MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY BLACK AND WHITE. AND MY ROOM IS NAVY BLUE... SO I DONT DO TOO MUCH COLOR, BUT THANKS STARS FOR ASSURING ME OF MY GREAT TASTE. I CAN COOK BUT YOU WILL NOT ALWAYS BE TREATED BECAUSE I CANT STAND COOKING. I AM INTERESTED IN DIFFERENT FORMS OF ART, THAT'S PART OF BEING AN RBW. I AM SUCH A TOM-BOY AT HEART, AND LOVE ALL THE THINGS LISTED.

All this makes her feel close to nature. She dresses simply, yet elegantly and her fabrics are always feather-soft. Taurus female is very strong and above the usual female insecurities. However, she demands loyalty and will never compromise in this area. She is beyond hypocrisy and has an undemanding and easy-going manner. She wants her man to take her side, especially in public. If he contradicts her in front of other people, expect the temperature to reach beyond the boiling point.
I DO DRESS SIMPLY FOR THE MOST PART, I RARELY TAKE CHANCES IN THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT. AND THE REST IS SOOOOOOO TRUE... ESPECIALLY THE PUBLIC CONTRADICTIONS, BRUH NEED TO WAIT UNTIL WE GET HOME TO TELL ME I'M WRONG... AND I IN TURN DO THE SAME.

When pushed too far, she loses her cool demeanor quickly. Taurus women make excellent mothers, except for the fact that they cannot tolerate disobedience or defiance in kids. Laziness and carelessness also makes them angry. Otherwise, they will be more of a friend to their children than the typical mommies. A Taurus woman will also teach the kids how to be strong and will protect them from the big bad outside world. She never shirks from or whines about her responsibilities. Her man will be expected to do the same.
EXACLTY WHY I NEED BOYS, BECAUSE I CANT STAND NO BAD LITTLE GIRLS AND I KNOW MY KIDS ARE GOING TO BE A PIECE OF WORK. SO TRUE WITH BEING THE FRIEND, BUT NOT IN TODAY'S TERMS, I WILL STILL BE WHOOPING THEIR BEHINDS, I WANT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY KIDS TO BE EXACTLY HOW MINE IS WITH MY MOM. THE REST IS TRUE TOO, I NEVER WHINE, AND CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO DO.

She can also bear endless pain and stress, without complaining for a single minute. She is good with finances and knows how to maintain quality in a reasonable budget. She is a very good host and will be there to help her man in any and every way she can. A Taurean woman will care for you when you are ill, will back you in your new business venture and let you take over the control of the home. And, you will always be treated to a warm, cozy home when you come back from office!
I'M OK WITH FINANCES I GUESS. I KNOW HOW TO MANAGE MONEY, BUT I'M NOT THE BEST AT SAVING IT...LOL! I LOVE THE ENTRPRENEURIAL MINDED MAN. NOT ONE THAT HAS SOME OUTLANDISH GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES, BUT LEGITIMATE BUSINESS VENTURES.

Overall I felt this analysis was right on point with the type of person I am.

13 comments

Smarty Jones January 17, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Since technically I'm a Taurean as well, this is very accurate. But My birthday is on the 20th so I qualify as a cusp baby and I carry a lot of Gemini tendecies.
But this one is on point for the most part. Where did you find this?

Eb the Celeb January 17, 2008 at 6:30 PM

http://www.iloveindia.com/astrology/index.html

maverick January 17, 2008 at 10:07 PM

@eb...isnt that kinda true for every woman out there in todays world...irrespective of the sun sign???newaz now i do kinda fancy
the taurean woman :D...me back frm dubai.. :)

Mr.Slish January 17, 2008 at 10:48 PM

You are trouble..I dated a Taurean Woman...Loved her more than rice and peas..Till she started picking the very thoughts out of my head..How? I'm Taurean Too.

dc_speaks January 18, 2008 at 2:32 AM

oh no...i have a few of y'all in my immediate circle.

lawd help me!

cool post!

Eb the Celeb January 18, 2008 at 8:20 AM

@Slish- I am not trouble, I am a challenge... thank you very much...LOL

Miss B January 18, 2008 at 10:02 AM

OMG!!! How did I not know you were a Taurus too??!?!!

This is on point...REALLY!!! I was over reading it like UH HUH, YEP!!!

LOL

TravelDiva January 18, 2008 at 3:15 PM

LOL. My b-day is on April 20th so I'm an Aries/Taurus. I definitely have some of these Taurus tendencies.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T January 18, 2008 at 5:34 PM

u sound brainy to me hon, i me u can read and u write well. But as long as u drive by my spot and dont shoot, i will always have love for u folk

Mr.Slish January 18, 2008 at 7:40 PM

yeah Challenge+Eb=TROUBLE!!!

James Tubman January 18, 2008 at 7:53 PM

it's a good book on which sign you're compatible with sexually called sex signs

gave me a lot of insight into the woman i was with (even though i didn't always follow it) but anyway

yeah i can see you being very independent and in control

you've really done pretty well for yourself already

i can't wait to see you on espn as a sportscaster

when i see you on TV i'll be like yo, she used like me man

she used to come over everyday (my blog that is lol)

yeah man she used to leave me messages and everything lol

Eb the Celeb January 18, 2008 at 8:10 PM

@Slish - you musta 4got I'm in harlem... i'm only a hop and a skip from coming up to the bronx and jacking u up...LOL you are the one that is trouble

@james - you will never see me on sportcenter... I am not a talent and have no desire to be on camera

but when I end up being a celeb for real... I wont forget about the little people... blog fam forever...LOL

James Tubman January 18, 2008 at 8:17 PM

hey, i'm not little

i'm taller than you lol

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