What is a minute man?
Is there a such thing as too much a$$?




Women

I recently read an article that said a few minutes of sex is best. So why do the minute men get so much flack? Personally, I am not one of them that likes to have sex for hours on end... not including the four play... after the initial breaking of the seal, I say you better give me no less than 10 minutes but no more than 20... after that... there is too much damn sweat and I don't do all the sweating all over me mess until its dripping and crap. Now I didn't say he cant wipe all that crap off and let's go for another round...lol.

So ladies what would you prefer... A man who gave you the business in 3 minutes... or someone who wants to go all damn night....and usual takes that long to get you there. Is the 3 minute man who gave you the business even a minute man or do we only consider those that didn't give us the business the minute man?

For those that don't want to read the article... of the 4 week study of 1500 couples, the average time of sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes.


Men and women...
on average how long do you think your sex lasts?


Men

Is there a such thing as too much a$$. You are all fond of the gluteus maximus but have you ever been in a situation where you felt there was too much there for you to handle. Before you answer that please click here.


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41 comments

Opinionated Diva April 16, 2008 at 11:20 AM

Lawwwwwwwwd...this little box took FOREVER to upload!!!

I like sex way too much to settle for just three minutes.

Monie April 16, 2008 at 12:09 PM

I'm with you Eb. I need at LEAST 10 minutes but I don't wanna be screwing you all night! That shit is uncomfortable and hot and sweaty...no ma'am!
Give me a lotta foreplay and a good solid 30 mins of sex and I'm GOOD!

Ticia April 16, 2008 at 12:16 PM

15 mins is good enough for me -- LOL

But I was some awesome fourplay -

Ticia April 16, 2008 at 12:17 PM

Oh.. I don't want a sore coo-coo--- so.. no all nighters for me --

I think the all nighters are for folks on drugs

The Jaded NYer April 16, 2008 at 12:34 PM

all that friction ain't good for us gals, so the all nighter is out... I say, maybe like 2 or 3 ten minute sessions per night and I'll be good :)

Homer is My Co-pilot April 16, 2008 at 12:35 PM

There is such a thing as too much ass, it gets heavy at some point and they want to bounce all on your dick. I don't think I've ever looked at the time while getting it on but I might tap out after 15 min or so. Any longer than that and I need a water break lol

Lady Cameleon April 16, 2008 at 12:36 PM

-All Night
Line on the Bottom
-Me and Him have had the best hours ever...........the stamina is there and so is the chemistry.

Lady Cameleon April 16, 2008 at 12:38 PM

and Ticia im not on drugs.....lol...i jus like the feeling....hahahahahaha

Brianna April 16, 2008 at 1:16 PM

I'm confused...do people keep stop watches by the bed??? How in the world do you get a 7.3 minute average? I think they need to focus more on the business at hand. :)

Eb the Celeb April 16, 2008 at 1:21 PM

@brianna - Yes for the study the did. They were told to push the stop watch at
penetration and stop it at ejaculation...lol

Just for the study though. I hope they don't do that on the regular

Smarty Jones April 16, 2008 at 1:24 PM

I haven't gotten what I needed in less than 30 minutes. OK, so, we all know that for women, sex is a mind thing, right? So I have to get my mind right so that I can focus plus we got to find a rhythm and all that. And truthfully, I know what I like and if he can't or doesn't want to take directions, then he has to hold on for the ride. If this is the case, I only need a good 15 or 20.

MsPuddin April 16, 2008 at 1:25 PM

lol really though 7.3??? are they sure it ain't 6.999956433? I'm just saying...

I could go for about 30 min, longer if he wants to do all the work...how do you think I stay so slim ;p

MsP

anonymousnupe April 16, 2008 at 2:53 PM

Ok, just to be clear, they're defining sex purely as the stroking part, right? I only ask because when I hear "let's have sex" I'm mentally prepared for at least 20 minutes of foreplay--that's at a minimum. That's mainly where her multiple orgasms occur! So I gotta come (no pun intended) correct. But they’re not counting any of that, right?

And then the stroking can last a while, what with all the variances in speed and depth for maximum pleasure, one to two position changes, a pause midway through an upstroke to watch the "Top 10 Plays of the Night" on ESPN's Sports Center, several fresh applications of spit....I guess I just play it by ear when it comes down to it.

Of course, all that goes out the window if it's Sunday morning and we just need to sneak in a quickie before Sunday School.

And, yes, of course there's such a thing as too much ass. "All things in moderation!" And that can't all be ass on the woman in the picture. I think it's two of the worms from the classic Kevin Bacon film "Tremors" emerging to devour her and the rest of the unsuspecting crowd. Gotta be.

Eb the Celeb April 16, 2008 at 3:25 PM

@ Nupe - boy you know you retarded... if you werent so keen on being anonymous I would say you need to be a stand up comic!

anonymousnupe April 16, 2008 at 3:41 PM

And you mean "retarded" in the nicest possible sense, I assume?

I guess I could do stand up with a bag over my head, although that has been done.

I'd like to stand you up and...LOL!

Thoughts of a Southern gal April 16, 2008 at 3:59 PM

I don't need to go for hours. Give me a good 15 minutes of penetration and I'm good. Foreplay at least 20 minutes. 3 mins is good if you just trying to get a quickie before you get up to head to work. Other than that, 3 mins will NOT suffice.

The Diva's Thoughts April 16, 2008 at 4:15 PM

I am the type of woman that need you to put in a little work. A minute man does NOTHING for me at all BUT with that said, after about 30 minutes I want your ass off of me.

Ms. Behaving April 16, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Hours...Nah [or atleast, not me].

I'd say a good 30 minutes top [foreplay included] and we should both be good!!

Miss Mika April 16, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Dang, I was just talking about this with someone not too long ago. Sex for hours and hours on end isn't necessary for me, but between 30 to 45 minutes excluding foreplay would be great for me. 15 minutes to me equates to an appetizer... just enough to get me hungry.

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! April 16, 2008 at 4:41 PM

wow, too much ass. that woman must be a lesbian, because i wouldn't know where to start from, attack or defense.

Afrodite April 16, 2008 at 4:47 PM

I prefer a man that can go all night...wit breaks, of course. But yeah, I can't deal with all that sweaty, dripping shit either.

T.R.E.N.T. April 16, 2008 at 5:09 PM

haha... interesting. there is definetely a thing as too much ass... im not one for cellulite which usually goes hand in hand with "too much ass"... and for the length of sex... i dont think it should be a time issue all the time, sometimes 10 min is perfect, sometimes 2 hrs is perfect... as long as we're both getting it, there shouldnt be a problem

Ticia April 16, 2008 at 5:44 PM

I am celibate.. enough of this talk - its going to make me backslide...yummy! Okay.. let me stop --

I would say... going 2-3 times for 15-20 mins each, 4 times a week is great for me -

E. Christian Wallace April 16, 2008 at 5:50 PM

"I can do about three minutes of serious fuckin...and then I need eight hours rest"
-Richard Pryor

But yeah I guess I'd fall somewhere in between 10-20 minutes or so. Unless I've been drinking a bit too much and start to think that I'm a porn star or something.

As for too much ass. Well, I was going to say no..but after seeing that picture one has to wonder how clean that thang is. Not to mention a few other questions that I'll spare everyone of.

12kyle April 16, 2008 at 5:57 PM

There IS such a thing as too much ass. And we've all seen it before. LOL

As for a minuteman, i think if you can't hold it then the LEAST that you can do is make sure that she gets hers off. Don't be fallin asleep after you skeeted! LOL

Jewells April 16, 2008 at 9:20 PM

I would NOT want to be in that biggirlsclub. No ma'am!

I like good lovin'. Whether it's 3 mins or 60. Just make sure it lays in my thoughts and I'm good.

Smitty April 16, 2008 at 9:22 PM

3 minutes is ok if you can go again....or if she came.

and there is no such thing as too much ass. I complained before when I was pulling sweaty hour sessions with a beast...but I was happy in the end.

bri.chic April 16, 2008 at 10:08 PM

30 is the magic number!!! I hate it when guys say "I can go alllllll night!" Umm... that ain't cute! Give me a solid half an hour and I have no complaints...

anonymousnupe April 16, 2008 at 10:43 PM

LOL hysterically at Smitty saying he was happy in the end! IN THE END he said!!! LOLOLOLOOLLOOL...!!!

Marcus LANGFORD April 17, 2008 at 12:12 AM

wow! that is a heap of a** in that picture and definitely too d*mn much! i love a nice booty though and i will admit that i am sucker for a nice set of hips, a nice round booty, and thick yet shapely legs. i am not too sure if 'buffy the body' has too much a** or not, but she definitely has a lot of junk in her trunk. right off hand, i would have to say that the best booties belong to melyssa ford and esther baxter; those ladies have a really nice booty game goin' on.

Marcus LANGFORD of MLDTees.com

Marcus LANGFORD April 17, 2008 at 12:14 AM

i just had to come back and say how much that movie clip made me laugh when pac and joe was tusslin' around instead of really throwin' some fist. lol!

Marcus LANGFORD of MLDTees.com

Shug April 17, 2008 at 12:32 AM

I'm with you. You don't want it to be so quick that you don't know anything happened but you don't want it to take all damn day either. I got shit to do...

edmo April 17, 2008 at 3:58 AM

i need Ticia's number
(chuckles)
Well Eb...
In my experience, all women want a man who can satisfy her without being a one-minute bwana
seriously, when you have been thoroughly devoured by a man who knows his game, (read, paying attention to her little spot on her upper thigh, or kissing her soft neck, and heating her up, she will appreciate the foreplay to the max)
the problem comes afterwards, when we guys want to hit, and continue hitting...
i like the appreciation that comes with (read from) foreplay...
i'm with er Jewells, MissMika, Afrodite and yeah Ticia...

Breaks are very welcome!

Evolution83 April 17, 2008 at 2:20 PM

In no way shape or form do I need more than ten minutes, cause if its good, i will have had three orgasms. But at the same time, I can go all night, as long as there are intermissions. And also, I will definitely let it ride if its the first one. Now if its the second or third....

Typically, my dude and I have sex for about three to four hours. There are maybe two intermissions lasting between 10 and 15 minutes. I don't know if its normal or not but it works for me.

Skoolboi Krush April 17, 2008 at 7:48 PM

Yes, there is such thing as too much ass. Remember the scene from barbershop when Ricky explains the difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman.

I've never actually even looked at the clock to see how long a session lasted. I've had times that I thought was quick and the woman would be like, "Damn, I didn't think your ass would ever cum."

evolution83 - four hours? Dayum!

Slausin-Ass Slaus April 17, 2008 at 7:58 PM

I aint an azz man so long as she aint one of those longback cameron diaz heffas im straight. Give me boobs over azz any day. Ima need you to have difficulty seeing yo feet.

and as far as that going all night long boolshyt. Look. Im a grown azz man, i got shyt to do today. Aint nobody tryna entertain yall azz for more than a gat damn hour. Bytch, you better find a hobby. needlepoint or something.

shyt.

That fuggin all night just for the sake of doing it, is for single people. when you have to try to empress a heffa to keep her coming back n shyt.

But when you are married, wit some kids, you will take yo orgasm as you can get em. Shyt you learn how to get cho nut off quicker than flipin a pancake or turning some bacon n shyt.

maaaan me n wifey can pull a nut off before you finish pouring a cup of juice.

shiiiit wit kids awake, you learn how to get a nut off during a commerical break of blues clues fuggin round wit us.

Slausin-Ass Slaus April 17, 2008 at 7:59 PM

3-4 hours? shiiit I got clothes to fold. floor need mopping.

somebody fugg me for 4 hours and ima have an attitude.

MysTery April 17, 2008 at 9:33 PM

You are WRONG for that picture! lol

kayellejaye April 18, 2008 at 11:48 AM

LMAO @ Slaus

I need a good 20 mins of foreplay. Then the stroking should be around 30 mins, but less than an hour. I'm not trying to sweat out my hair. That's when I start to lose focus. Wondering if I should stop to grab a scarf or suffer serious consequences.

i.can't.complain. April 20, 2008 at 2:29 AM

eb,

including the mandatory oral i will take a solid 37 minutes.

if we're making love and slow boning... add 11 minutes.

i don't need all nite

well not hours on end with no breaks.

having me all sore in the morning.

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E. Christian Wallace April 20, 2008 at 3:51 AM

lol @ the exact calculation of 37 minutes

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