My journey the last 24 hours

Well first I'll talk about the hair... and then I will get to the goods.

So yesterday started out like this

By the end of the day I had an afro (so not a good look)And now I am rocking the short cut
Not sure whether or not I like it yet...
My skin has been doing some funky stuff lately... it always acts a fool when the weather starts changing, so maybe when that sorts itself out... I can really establish whether or not I'm feeling the new look.

Ok now on to the good stuff...

So Semipro tells me this past weekend he won't be in town until Wed. Low and behold, he calls me Tuesday as soon as I get home from work asking me what my plans are for the evening. I knew he could see me smiling from ear to ear threw the phone. Don't you just hate when that happens.

So he slides threw later on that night, and looking oh so scrumptulous. Long story short... there was no 4play...when he went to test the waters it was a waterfall down there... ha! He smirked and delved right in. Now under normal circumstances I would have been pissed... but I was feenin' for the D (thus the reason he didn't have to do anything to get me wet)... so it was all good...Whew!

I am big on a man making me feel like he is a man in the bedroom, and he did just that, he smacked it up, flipped it, rubbed it down, picked me up, flipped me over. It was one of the best rollercoasters rides I have been on. Not geeked though, you know their are always a couple weird moments the first time you indulge. Like whether or not you continue to kiss, there was a point where he almost broke my mirror (don't ask...hehehe), and other little tidbits but for the most part it was good and just what the doctor ordered. So no I am not high... but there is potential there that one day he could get me there.

We fell asleep watching Love Jones together after. Bliss!

And last but not least (my NYers will feel me on this).

So recently the fair for Public transportation went up. They said it was because they were going to be making transportation better. OK I get that... I have seen some new trains the past couple weeks. But a damn Mercedes Bus!Yes I have seen 2 of these damn things in the past 24 hours and I am pissed. I want my money back if this is what it got raised for. I don't even ride the damn bus and if I did, why the hell would I need to be riding in one that's a Mercedes. I am too pissed about this.

OK, now I digress and go back to feeling all tingly from that good loving I got last night!


Sass April 23, 2008 at 8:32 PM

love the cut! our hair is similar..mine is just shorter all around like a boy's..but i have the long bang too. and big ups on the good lovin lol

Seven April 23, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Metro fairs have been going up for like forever here. Beats gas prices. The Mercedes is way out of control

Anonymous April 23, 2008 at 8:40 PM

loveeeeee the cut but wtf is with the bus??? Is that real??

Chris April 23, 2008 at 9:17 PM

glad your drought is over, and yeah, that bus is MAD extra.

MP April 23, 2008 at 9:18 PM

Ooooo YOU CUT IT ALL OFF! Congrats!

Skoolboi Krush April 23, 2008 at 9:25 PM

Kissing can be awkward the first time you are with someone. Even though you are sexin', the kissing part makes it so much more intimate. Guess it really depends on the level of the relationship.

Mizrepresent April 23, 2008 at 9:26 PM

i love the cut...gurl, do your thang, and now that you have released those deadly free! Live life, love, enjoy!

Pajnstl April 23, 2008 at 9:39 PM

Wow you went through it all! I like the short cut... it's cute on your face and perfect for the warmer that's on it's way

Whooohoo! for getting your rocks off!

RealHustla April 23, 2008 at 10:15 PM

The cut is cute. Don't worry about your skin, just stay on top of it and it will probably turn around soon. Hmmmm, could it have been the excess hormones running through your system non stop for what seems like forever? Probably not. Ahhhhh, you could have worked wonders with the fro. Always trust your natural beauty. God gave that to you, remember? O.k., that was the evening sex, but how was the morning sex? More foreplay, no? You was trippin' so much, I'M relieved, LOL.

Divine Blackness April 23, 2008 at 10:40 PM

Drink water and take vitamins and that skin will clear up before you know it. Ahhh yessss, the drought is over. Meanwhile, I don't even know what D means. HA!!

dejanae April 23, 2008 at 10:49 PM

cut is perfect for the summer
atleast one of us is getting it in

Anonymous April 23, 2008 at 11:29 PM

Love the cut. I'm baised bc I just love short hairstyles. Give it a couple of days you will like it. I usually never like my hair when I leave the beautyshop. It starts looking better to me as the days go by bc some of the curls get knocked out.

"a man making me feel he is a man in the bedroom"... I know what you mean. It's something about being flipped over that does it for me.

Are they serious about the bus?

Divine Blackness April 23, 2008 at 11:30 PM

OH....and have you heard about this?

I'm thinkin' about goin'.

mzvirgo April 23, 2008 at 11:50 PM

First, love the cut.

Secondly, you were sounding like a Zane novel, LMAO, smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I lost focus!

Yeah, I'm from NY too, but I haven't seen this Mercedes bus. They're pimping buses now? Where was I?

The Flyyest April 24, 2008 at 12:04 AM

1st.....i am FEELIN the cut!!! i loves it..... lemme get them eyebrows and we straight!!! smile girl you look beautiful....we need that confident EB in that pic and i dont see it....u aint sure if u like the cut or not...well at least you know you can always track it up!!!! LOL glad you got that good ole D!!! at least someone is getting D'd down!!!!! im jealous....LOL

3rd.....why the hell would they make a mercedes bus....who gives a flying flip what kinda bus it is!!!! ITS A BUS....ew!!! same bums that was on the old bus, is gonna be on the "pimp my bus" LMAOOOOOOOO

Mel April 24, 2008 at 12:15 AM

The cut is looking quite fierce lady.

Looks like you took a page outta Lil Wayne's book. The drought is ova! lol

Homer is My Co-pilot April 24, 2008 at 6:34 AM

I must be the only one who likes the bus. take away the fact that it's a MB and it looks alright. I'm sure it's hell to have to drive one in NY though.

One Man’s Opinion April 24, 2008 at 7:23 AM

I don't's looks like a pretty nice bus, Eb. WHy you hating on it? How much did they raise the fare? Oh, and I like the short do, but I like the natural too, so what do I know?

Honey Child April 24, 2008 at 8:22 AM

Good loving huh???? lol Now you're going to be good for a least... another week! lol

Ticia April 24, 2008 at 10:15 AM

Awww.... that honeylove - I misses that good ole feeling - weeps* but its all good -

Tomorrow is our big day!!

edmo April 24, 2008 at 10:56 AM

You are the man!
If you do get to read this, thank you for representing!

Thanks for putting this up..
Loved reading the simplistic reality...
Flipped, smacked...

Nice post, nicer hair, and lousy bus!

Anonymous April 24, 2008 at 10:57 AM

Did he mess up the new hair-do?? Just thought I would ask lol

Mercedes bus?? Thats a little excessive.

MsKnowitAll April 24, 2008 at 11:23 AM

Hey Eb,
Just wanted to holla!
I have not seen the Mercedes bus, loco!
The hair cut looks hot! Just in time for the weather change.

anonymousnupe April 24, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Ok, you know I love you, so a big "uh-uh" (not to be confused with the affirmation "uh-huh") on the hair. I'm just keepin' it real.

And you just nasty.


Carry on.

MsPuddin April 24, 2008 at 12:13 PM

the short look is hot and its in! work it...

DollFace April 24, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Like the cut.

Love that you got some "chocolate"

Have fun in the Chi

Anonymous April 24, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Finally! You got you some!!!!!!!! Good deal!

Jadore.Tokeyo April 24, 2008 at 3:21 PM

LOVE the short do. soo glad somebody is getting laid...i got my own drought going on over here!

Sexxy Luv April 24, 2008 at 3:28 PM

I may be a little late but who cares, I love the new do!!!! You look to fking cute!

Girl you better get on that Mercedes and ride it like it's yours you help pay for it! lol

Queen of My Castle April 24, 2008 at 4:43 PM

I thinks me's jealous. So I take it that the female blue balls are a thing of the past, eh? LOL

Skinny Black Chick April 24, 2008 at 5:41 PM

The cut is most certainly fly!

As far as the lovin'... HIGH FIVE! Lol.

Ms. Behaving April 24, 2008 at 7:23 PM

WOO HOO @ that brotha layin' the smackdown on ya [LOL]

Glad for you that you finally got to get yours off!!!

WTF @ that Mercedes Bus?!?!?! Who does shyt like that and more importantly, WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?! *SIGH*

Eb the Celeb April 24, 2008 at 11:15 PM

@Epsi - No he didn't... he came over in afro

@Queen - Yes... no more female blue

@SBC - high 5 back atcha

i.can't.complain. April 24, 2008 at 11:51 PM

*barely containing jealousy*

...oh, eb im so happy for u.

i know u've been... in need for a minute.

im glad he scratched that itch for u.


Young Miss April 25, 2008 at 1:46 AM

Ooohhhh... I like the cut a lot!

Ms. emmotions April 25, 2008 at 3:14 AM

i beg to differ on my opinion here,
ur new look is cool, the afro is superb !!!
ok! so u know u look cool all the same wit or witout the new cut, nop get it right, am not tryin to blow ur mind here , just sayin the truth aiight ?

so, how come nobody is talking about the mega fun u got into huh?

Veronica Wright (Hunnie) April 25, 2008 at 8:40 AM

cute cut!!! I've been thinking of cutting mine but i dont think I can bring myself to do it yet! *yikes*

Fares ARE going up but...I may just be ont he metro...i'll be weighing my options over the weekend after paying $61.50 to fill up a SOLARA *ARRRRGH*

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T April 25, 2008 at 9:18 AM

waterfalls, and the skin look immaculate to me love the complexion, have a great weekend folk and do get some more

!*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! April 25, 2008 at 10:07 AM

loving the hair, i think its suits you better and brings out ure face

karrie b. April 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM

finally this bitch got some dick!


ok ok no i'm not kidding.

short do's take some getting used to, but i'm sure ur gonna freak it.


soumynona April 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM

(singing) Good loving, body rockin, knockin boots all night long...

brran1 April 26, 2008 at 10:10 AM

I'm diggin the new cut too Eb.

No wonder they're in talks for congestion pricing and raising the price of metrocards and what not. They have Mercedes Benz Busses. You can already tell that Paco the bus driver is gonna swing by his parents house in Bushwick tryna floss cuz he finally got that Benz. smh

Monie April 28, 2008 at 1:06 PM

I like the cut, Eb. And YAYYYYYYYYY for you getting some action finally!

Afrodite April 28, 2008 at 7:04 PM

I guess I'm living vicariously thru you Eb.

G-Sweet April 29, 2008 at 12:19 AM

congrats (bout damn time)... glad ya boy put it down (aint it the best when u anticipate it annnd its good)...

and i enjoyed the hair chronicles... honestly i like the long better... but the short is actually sexier (hmmmmm)... so rock it ma'!


Special K April 30, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Happy that you got some vitamin "D" in your life... I'm very vitamin deficient right now!!!

Anonymous May 3, 2008 at 9:40 PM

Girl, you're working the cut. Must be nice to have naturally-arched eyebrows.

I don't see anything wrong going on with your skin. Must be nice too=)

Help keep this site up and running

and be sure to follow @thegirthpodcast instagram for hilarious sex memes and on twitter episode highlights and daily sex articles.

My Renaissance People aka Blog Subscribers