Is Shomeyerd*ck a national holiday?

Is Shomeyerd*ck a national holiday?

Labels: Fact or Fiction?

The reveal says that it must be...

I guess my readership is really starting to get to know me because for the most part you all said that it was true and you all were right.

Sorry PRO... so let me explain further, we went there directly after work... so around 7pm we were already at the bar with our first drink in our hand. We left the first spot at 11:30 and I was at the second spot for about an hour before I left... so yes.. I know... I am probably semi-alcoholic because that was a little over 5 hours of drinking. There wasn't a time in there that I didn't have a drink in my hand. It was really not a good look. I felt like crap the next day.

For all the people that thought it was fiction because my friends let me walk home alone... well yup ... I have some whack friends... who were drunk as well. So yes they let me walk home alone. I am the toughest of the 3 of us that were out though so I can pretty much hold my own. Plus I was only 2 blocks and 1 ave from my house. When I said I was leaving they did tell me to text them when I got home, and although I didn't remember doing so, I did send them a text that night.

Speaking of not remembering things...

The EX... there were actually 2 pics of his peeter in my phone. I really wish I could remember what the heck I said to him because this is what they said. I should post each pic here too but I aint even gon put him on blast like that. Even though you cant see his face, I won't even give his whack self the satisfaction of thinking he mandingo by posting it here.

Anyway.

Text 1 - "I know what's wrong wit ya crazy ass. you need sumbody 2 put sum duck in ya Lil cooter and maybe ya big ass mouth too"

Text 2 - The title of this text was "Got beef?" - "Get sum dick in ya life it will help calm ya nerves wit ya crazy ass."

hahahahaahahaha... I must have really cussed his lame ass out... too funny. Hmmm... I wonder if I alerted him of my current drought...lol


Bad thing is... I also called semipro that night, but thank God he didn't answer. Although he told me I left him a voicemail but won't tell me what I said. Just laughed and said that its funny how emotional I get when I'm drunk. Yeah that's another little tidbit about Eb the Celeb. Most times I am really cold and can be a bitch but when I get tipsy I tend to tell people my feelings and stuff I would never say sober. I really wanna know what I left on his VM... dang I gotta stop drinking!

I promise next week will be a lot harder... I can't have everyone getting these things right...lol!
Gotta give a big shout out to one of my readers. I met her at the Get em girls bite out on Thursday and she came up to me and expressed how much she loves my blog and reads everyday. She even remembered stuff I wrote that I didn't. Thank you soooooo much for the love. She said she never comments... but she better comment on this post...lol!

Also a big shout out goes to Dollface... just got in from a lil party hopping with her tonight!