Fact or Fiction Friday

Fact or Fiction Friday

Labels: Fact or Fiction?

So last week I had an overwhelming response to my fact or fiction post so I am going to try and make this a weekly thing as long as the interest is there. It was fun for me as well to see everyone guessing and trying to figure me out. So I will try to post one every Friday and will reveal the answers on Monday. Now just for fun I may write them all in first person, but they may not have necessarily happened to me. Maybe they happened to a friend or family member. So to kick things off I am going to give you 2 stories. 1 is fact, and 1 is fiction... you have to tell me which is which. So let the games begin.


Scenario 1 -

We all have suspicions about certain co-workers and that they may be having an affair. Sometimes she giggles a little too much when he's around, we see them leave work together even though they live on opposite sides of town, but no one can really prove that they are messing. Even though we all know it. He is on the same level as me but she is our manager. So is he messing with her to get ahead or is he really feeling this chick. I mean, she is married. Dang, I wish I could prove it. I know in my heart of hearts that they are messing. I honestly don't even know why I care. Let them do them. As long is doesn't effect my position in the company, I should care less right?

Well its the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. The manager does a walk through the office around noon and let's everybody know to enjoy the holiday weekend and that they can leave early. A couple people were like cool and jetted as soon and she said it... but I had a couple more things to do that had to be finished before I could leave. She walks past my desk again around 1:30 and asks "Your still here? I told everyone they could go home." Now why the heck is she rushing me to get out of the office I wonder. But I was about done with what I was doing anyway so I started packing up my things and leave.

2 hours later I am going to see a friend that lives not too far from my office and I have to pass my office to get there. As I am passing I see that there are 2 cars still in the parking lot, the car of my boss, and the car of my co-worker I suspect she has something going on with. So I pull into the parking lot. I could make up that I left something at the office right? But I don't want them to know I'm coming just in case something is going on... So I'm going to enter threw the back door. When you open this door it leads to a storage closet anyway and they won't even hear me coming.

So I swipe my key card to get in the building and what do I see when I open the door, my boss' ass up in the air because she is riding my co-worker. I mean right there on the floor of the storage closet. I couldn't believe it. She immediately stands up and runs out of the closet buck naked into her office. Dude is just lying there flabbergasted... not even knowing what to do. At least they used a condom.

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Scenario 2

Now we probably wont admit it to ourselves but we have all wondered what it is like to be with someone of the same sex. As a woman I mean, I would have questions if a straight man wondered what it was like to be with another man, but as women we do. We know that a woman will know what to do to please us without having to say it. Men you have to coach with the types of things you like and don't like in the bedroom.

Back in college I was just getting over a hard relationship with with a guy I thought was the one. He hurt me bad. So I had a ladies night in. I invited about 10 of my closest homegirls over, we all cooked, drank til we were on our asses, and talked all night about how trifling men are. It was like therapy for me. Something I really needed at the time. In a drunken rant I said out loud that I was completely done with men and told my lesbian friend... we'll call her Gee, to let me know when she was ready to hook-up. We all laughed it off and kept on with the bashing and drinking.

Around 3 am everyone finally started to head out. Gee insisted to stay behind and help me clean up the place even though I told her I was too wasted to clean up anything that night and that I would do it in the morning. But she's my dog so she goes, I didn't help cook so I will clean and you can go ahead to bed. She ain't said nothing but a word, I thanked her and head to bed.

About an hour later I wake up to someone rubbing on my thigh. At first I was liking it, wanting to feel the affection from someone. I was longing to feel sexy and loved by someone after getting out of that crazy relationship where every moment he had he made me feel like shit. Still in a daze from being half-sleep and drunk it took a while for me to realize that it was Gee. I was taken back at first and looked at her with a confused look and she gently moved my hair off my forehead and whispered, "Were you serious about us hooking up?" For a moment I entertained the thought and she smiled. But I was so confused, what was I doing with a woman laying in my bed. I am NOT gay, I kept telling myself. Then she got real close, so close that when she spoke a couple times her lips brushed against mine and said "I promise I wont hurt you like he did."

I closed my eyes, not wanting to give her any body language that I was interested. I mean, I wasn't gay. Or maybe I just didn't want to see what was coming. She went in for a kiss, and I liked it. I felt like Miss Celie, when Shug kissed her in the Color Purple. I felt loved, I felt appreciated. I needed affection and Gee was there to give it to me that night.

OK blog world... which scenario is fact and which one is fiction?