My new crush - Albert "Dynast" Hollis II

What I would give to be that damn red Calvin Klein elastic whew...


Effortlessly sexy


The chocolate skin


The thuggish swag


The TATS


The football build


Oh and he looks good with clothes on too...lol
He's shorter than I usually like 'em. He's only 6 foot... but we can work around that!






This whole thing came about because I just walked in the crib from Jamie Foxx's bday party/ album release party. Jamie is a trip, I had a good time. He gave out free liquor to all the ladies and danced for like an hour on stage. They played his fav tracks from the album, "I don't need it," "Just Like Me," "She got her own," "Number One" and "Blame it" that he played about 30 times in a row. I didn't like it initially but in the club that goes hard. Either way on to this post... guess who was in the club... ugh... Semipro. Isn't that the worse thing ever...seeing somebody you used to deal with out. I mean I knew it was going to happen, but why the hell so soon. He came over and spoke, I was cordial, but he was looking too cute and he knew it. I was looking fly as hell myself but either way, getting home to a bed all alone, I need to look at some eye candy so I can have some sweet dreams. So thank you Dynast!!! Semipro is cute but he ain't fly as you. Also certain strange ish has been happening to me since me and him last spoke... weird ish that makes me think he knows about this blog. That would be crazy as hell if he knew every time I was talking about him here. Would explain a lot too.... hmmmmmm!

36 comments

Smarty Jones December 17, 2008 at 4:24 AM

Damn Eb, thanks for the sweet dreams! LoL

suga December 17, 2008 at 6:04 AM

*gasp* Uh oh. You think he's been reading this? Dear Lord! When my off again on again boo started dropping hints that he was reading my blog, my heart nearly hit the floor. After awhile I got over it though, but I definitely scaled back mentioning his acronym in my blog.

C.LANAI.J December 17, 2008 at 6:33 AM

GOOD GOD!!!!......DAMNNNNNN!!..MILK SURE DOEZ A BODY GOOD!..AHAHAH..NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A FINE BLACK MAN WITH A SIX PACK. AND I AINT TALKIN ABOUT NO BEER!..AHAHA

Beautifully.Conjured.Up December 17, 2008 at 7:15 AM

He is cute...kinda reminds me of Tyson, but better.

Creative1k December 17, 2008 at 8:04 AM

It seems you have a great time at the party. Does it seem like the CD is worth buying? As for Semipro, it is what it is!

Is that Dust on ur shoulder? Homie, Let me brush it off for u!!!!!!

Keep it movin!

Just Jasmine December 17, 2008 at 9:21 AM

Damn what i would give you party like that again..

I'm liking the last pics but the first ones are kinda sweet.

WiZ December 17, 2008 at 9:37 AM

i hope for all y'all ladies sake that dude aint gay.

Darius T. Williams December 17, 2008 at 9:58 AM

This is a perfect way to start my day!

He's hot!

Skinny Black Girl December 17, 2008 at 11:16 AM

Lol! You know you love your big football player lookin dudes! He is sexy though.

I hate having to see people when I'm in the process of getting over them. There's always that constant but awkward awareness of their presence. Like you have to know where they are to make sure they're not close to you. But RBWs keep it movin, so I know you ain't stressing.

Shy December 17, 2008 at 11:35 AM

;-) at the sexy man meat!!! He is HOTT!! Eyecandy 4 sho!

:-/ at you seeing Semipro out, but it was bound to happen, right?

and OH GOODNESS at him possibly reading the blog...

Malik December 17, 2008 at 12:18 PM

This post must be strictly for the ladies today, especially the pics.

Can someone please help me find the exit. lol

Thoughts of a Southern gal December 17, 2008 at 12:25 PM

He's aiight. Something around his mouth area I don't like.

I hate running into a dude I'm know longer seeing so soon b/c I'm still trying to get over him.

ShellyShell December 17, 2008 at 12:26 PM

I don't want to be the red tee. I want to be the white drawls!

ANGELINA December 17, 2008 at 12:44 PM

thanks for the pics! that was the pick-me-up i needed this morning :)

and congrats for successfully getting through the awkwardness of seeing semipro so soon after ending it. i think it was a good move...the afl went under yesterday.

Ms. Lovely December 17, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Well my damn! he sure is a cutie!! Like Wiz said, I hope that brother isn't gay..that would be a tragedy!

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 1:08 PM

@Suga - It hurts to hear the truth so if he has been reading I ain't pressed...

@Creative1k - yeah the CD is worth buying... I talked about it more on Jonesin'

@SBG - Yes...the football type makes me weak in the knees...lol

Sorry Malik...lol

@Shelly - I dont want to be the tee either, I said the red elastic chick... that means the brim of his undies

@angelina - yeah I heard... supposedly their only suppose to be out for the 2009 season... to complile a new economic strategy and then be back in 2010

Qucifer December 17, 2008 at 1:08 PM

I don't know... jazmine and wiz mentioned the same vibe I'm getting... I mean, he IS a work of art plain and simple, but my gaydar pinged a little,

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 1:20 PM

Now why a dude gotta be gay because he model...lol... Now I'm not saying football players can't be gay... but he played for the Georgia Bulldogs in college... so on that I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he isn't.

Soulstress December 17, 2008 at 2:58 PM

i wrote a post last week bout runnin into an ex boo lol @ a club...few dranks later & I spoke sum choice words to him...but it felt great....drunk/not;)

Kryssy December 17, 2008 at 6:25 PM

Oh THAT don't make no damn sense...
And I give my exes the duce in the club... if I even acknowledge their presence at all. lol

K@LiENTe December 17, 2008 at 7:41 PM

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

he is fine as hell!

Hey Shae! December 17, 2008 at 8:47 PM

Uh, I'm gonna need more posts like this. For real tho... um, um, um.

Miss BB is... December 18, 2008 at 12:07 AM

He reminds me of a mix of people: Tyson/50/that dude who played the oldest son on "My Wife and Kids."

princessdominique December 18, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Dannnnnnnnng too much chocolate on your page. Let me go find my sugarbear.

suite STL December 18, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Oh My Lord, please give me the strength to wipe the drool from my chin.

MysTery December 18, 2008 at 1:56 PM

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg!!!!

Monique December 18, 2008 at 1:56 PM

Good gotdamn! That is one fine man! Whew! The picture of him in the bed (Chocolate Skin), guurrrlll, makes you wonder if that's how he would look after a serious romp session. whew damn...

Jewelry Rockstar December 18, 2008 at 8:45 PM

Oh My! I didn't see this over here. Hmmmm.

Lucky December 19, 2008 at 4:45 AM

He's sexx on a stick!

Also, I wrote another comment but I don't think it went thru, but the gist of it was if think that Semipro is reading your blog, run interference, abort immediately, do whatever you have to to prevent it! That happened to me and it was utterly HUMILIATING. Trust.

Just my little cautionary tale lol.

Muze December 19, 2008 at 3:57 PM

well alright then. kinda nice. lol.

Parrot December 20, 2008 at 12:18 PM

if he is gay,i ll still fuck him any day

Keli December 21, 2008 at 5:01 PM

Oooh...see...

I too have a feeling that someone caught wind of something that was on my blog...but if he read it it's my fault...I think I accidentally sent him the link once...makes it hard for me to open up...

damn...I hope he has not found his way to your spot.

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