Counting down the ways...

A meme jacked from Monique and I've also been tagged by a couple people as well

10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
1. I wish that shoe had knocked you right between the eyes and left a speed knot.
2. Man up!
3. Shut the hell up sometimes... don't nobody wanna hear that ish.
4. You come at Marion Barber again like that and we're going to have some problems.

5. Why do you feel the need to trot with your goofy walk to the alter EVERY sunday and is always looking around to see who is watching you walk up there. Can you go get your word please because going to the alter is not going to get you any play with the women in the church.
6. What the hell are you looking at?

7. Can I walk outside my building one morning without seeing you standing on the corner.
8. Sit your little fass tail down somewhere.
9. It boggles me how you claim to be in a relationship but as soon as the next nigga or past nigga that your still crushing on shows you some attention in the club you're always all over them
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10. I want to feel you inside me but I have rejected my pussy for the rest of the year. Hit me up at 12:01am on the 1st.

9 Things about yourself
1. I am too honest sometimes and often don't care if someone's feelings are hurt in the process.
2. I have been happily single since April of 2007 and in the past month it has hit me like a brick of constantly wanting affection from a man. Although I have no desire to go through the process of getting to know someone new.
3. I can't wait to turn 30. My aunt told me you have the best sex of your life in your 30's so I'm ready to get it on. 2.5 more years to go.
4. I gained 8 pounds this year when I was suppose to lose 7-12... wtf...
5. Every chick I know wants a daughter but I don't. If ol' Eb ever gets preggars I only want boys and if a girl comes out I might just tell the doctor to push her tail back in there and try again.
6. I miss working in radio!
7. In college in a creative writing class I wrote a piece called "I'm married to making it...success is my husband." I thought that the past 2 years had opened me up to so much that I finally started realizing that there is more to life than my career, but I feel myself going back into that mindset that its not.
8. Part of me feels like love isn't forever and that's why I feel like I wont let anyone get close to me. I mean my dad has never been married and my mom has been married 4 times (twice to the same person so maybe I should say 3 so it doesn't sound so bad). My great grandparents separated when they were in their 60's. I don't want any temporary indulges. I'd rather not ever get married at all if it isn't going to last forever. So I know I am never truly going to open myself up unless I feel like its something that I feel could last forever and I'm not so sure I will ever be that optimistic about anyone.
9. I'm almost 5'8 but I wish I was 5'9

8 Ways to win my heart
1. Be honest
2. Make me laugh
3. Putting me first more times than not
4. Be spontaneous
5. Be driven
6. Be chocolate, tall, and have a football player build
7. Court me

8. Know how to work your manpart and mouthpart

7 Things that cross my mind a lot
1. Where I'll be in 5 years

2. How much longer before I up and leave NYC
3. My grandfather and what my life would have been like if he was still alive
4. What my life would be like if my dad had made the NFL
5. Maybe I should have ran track in college so I wouldn't have all these student loans to pay back.
6. When the hell is "he" going to find me already
7. Food

6 Things I do before I go to sleep

1. Put my TV on sleep mode
2. lock my room door
3. get naked if I'm not already
4. brush my teeth
5. Plug in my cell
6. Tie my hair up


5 People I couldn't live without
1. My mom
2. My siblings
3. My besties
4. Men (I know I've rejected my pussy and all but I still love men more than any other species...especially chocolate ones... they may me weak in the knees)
5. My mentor

4 Things I am wearing right now
1. earrings
2. bracelet
3. boy shorts

4. tank

3 Songs that fit my life perfectly
1. I'm a Hustler - Cassidy

2. Sucka for Love - Danity Kane
3. When a woman's fed up - R. Kelly

2 Things I want to do before I die
1. Buy my mother the coffee shop / christian book stores that she wants

2. Go to Africa

1 Confession
I cant think of anything since I tell just about all my bizness on this blog anyway so feel free to ask me anything in the comments

19 comments

Lina December 20, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Girl, this is a lot to comment on, but its fire though. Okay, so let me see...

They say you reach your sexual peak at about 35...so yea...good times ahead.

Nothing is forever, not even love. But I happen to think that if you find real love, it will last your lifetime.

I also wonder what my life would be like if my grandparents were still living.

"What the hell are you looking at?" Priceless.

Oh and I have been meaning to say that don't ever stop posting music on this blog or the other one. You got that fire when it comes to your choices.

Muze December 20, 2008 at 11:17 AM

this is a good list. i think i will do.

i feel you on so many things. lol.

especially

going to africa, getting naked before bed, and what the HELL are you looking at?

lmao.

hope all is well.

oh, and i'm so stealing this. thanks. lol.

clnmike December 20, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Lol, I want to know who you would say that too.

One Ten December 20, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Just like my fellow Detroit blogger counterpart, Muze, I too will be stealing this.

LOL. Thanks!

BTW...@ Lina, is there really truth to you not reaching your sexual peak until 35?

I'm 21 and tell people I'm in my prime and that's why I'm still single. LOL.

Eb the Celeb December 20, 2008 at 1:42 PM

STEAL AWAY People.. Hell I stole it... I look forward to your posts

@Lina - I'm glad you approve... music helps expressing everything a whole lot easier doesn't it

@clnmike - which one, they are all for 10 different people?

@one ten - Sorry bruh, you only have 2 more good years in ya... men peak at 23, women peak at 35...lol

Kryssy December 20, 2008 at 4:12 PM

I loved this....
The 9 about you were really deep... =)

Chris December 20, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Interesting post here, may have to swipe it myself. Happy Holidays to you and yours!

ZACK December 20, 2008 at 6:28 PM

Hey Eb! I've been a clown for not visiting much but I'm back.

And you're still on that tall, dark, and handsome trip. You betta settle for short, light, and average looking cats (similar to me). They might not be pleasing to the eye, but you got a lot of good men being overlooked because of physical shortcomings.

Just my opinion.

Mr. Jolla December 20, 2008 at 7:57 PM

lol...this was good, informative and at times hilarious. I might have to participate...

Lucky December 20, 2008 at 8:15 PM

The world would be a much freer place if we would all say "What the hell are you looking at?" when need be!

Great list!

Xcentric Pryncess December 21, 2008 at 10:37 AM

We may have to do the Africa trip together sis!

glennishamorgan December 21, 2008 at 11:18 AM

I'll be stealing this lol. I think #1 on 10 things you want to say to people, everybody felt that way pretty much LMAO

-::brown sugar::- December 21, 2008 at 8:12 PM

ill be stealing this as well thanks! : ) hmm...question to ask you: 2008 is pretty much over. do you regret anything in this year? how would your life had changed if that situation had gone differently? i hope this makes sense im blogging via phone when i should be working lol

Eb the Celeb December 21, 2008 at 8:21 PM

Happy Holidays Chris!

@Zack - sorry... I've dated the tall and dark but not so handsome... its the tall and dark that make me weak in the knees... lol

@lucky - OMG... I cant stand people that stare... even kids... I'm like teach ya kids not to be looking strangers in their face... It's rude! Ugh... that is one of my biggest pet peeves

@Xcentric - Let's start planning... I'm shooting for 2010

@Brown Sugar - No I dont think I regret anything this year... I try not to regret anything in my life because everything happens for a reason and is all apart of me making it to the next level

Which situation are you talking about?

Oyin December 22, 2008 at 12:59 AM

well I can say that Ive been to Africa...and you will love it gurl

shine December 22, 2008 at 1:14 PM

this is classic--i almost agree with everything.

Creative1k December 23, 2008 at 1:06 AM

Eb, loving the creativity! I think I will do something of the sort! Been tagged a couple of times but really wasn't feeling it.

My favs: What the hell are u looking at?
Sit ur fass tail down somewhere
Man Up!!!

ms narcelo December 29, 2008 at 1:42 PM

yeah i heard the peak is in the 30s...whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! If that's the case i can't flippin wait! Damn...thot "I" was peaking now....lmao! well not now...I reject my pussy now, too...not by choice tho! lmao! jk...i'm a virgin

...sike

pgh_muse January 2, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Can my blog be like yours when I grow up??? I LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Go girl.

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