I am officially rejecting my pussy

Courtesy of my post yesterday, my lovely readers reminded me of how much I love the movie The Brothers. I dusted off my DVD that I haven't watched in forever and gave it another look. I'd forgotten about this scene where all the ladies were talking and the topic of "Rejecting your Pussy" came up... check it out if you don't remember.

Watching the movie was an eye opener for me. Emotionally, I saw a lot of myself in Gabrielle Union's character at this part of the movie. Especially about how we come off strong and yet deep down still have inhibitions about love.

Another part that stuck out to me was when Morris Chestnut said :
"Once I meet a woman and I get to know her a little bit, and we become intimate. When we get into the relationship part of it and we start talking about commitment, I just freeze up. See the only way I know how to save myself is to cut the woman out of my life."

My optimism leads me to think that was Semipro's problem, then I come to reality and think well maybe he just wasn't that into to me. I hate that damn phrase but its real. Its just so hard to read since there is an extremely thin line between the ones that are just not into you, and the ones who distance themselves to keep from falling for you.

Either way I think I need to reject my pussy for a while. At this very moment I no longer accept the fact that I have one. Maybe that way I can go a couple days without mentioning him in a post...lol! So count this pussy officially rejected! Are my fellow RBW's with me? Let's hone our Pussy Power! Have a Pussy Power Party!

Hell that will be the theme for this Saturday. Me and some of the female bloggers in NYC are having a little get together saturday night... if you don't already have the info hit me offline and I'll give it to you if you want to join us. It will be a wonderful night of food, drinks, dancing, and rejecting our pussies!

39 comments

Mr.Socialight December 17, 2008 at 1:56 PM

lol at you rejecting your pussy.
interestingly enough, you want the rest of the ladies to do so also.

are you crazy?

Is this how you solve your problems, Eb The Celeb?

You're the one with the problem. Remember that. lol

My Company will be interviewing a select few of all rejected pussies for re-hire by Men All Over The World Who LOVE Pussy Association; we need some office assistants.

Peace.

Lade December 17, 2008 at 2:14 PM

sadly, i have to agree with mr. socialight...

i'm not condoning the rejection of pussy... lol... there are other ways we can get our shit together

Sha Boogie December 17, 2008 at 2:16 PM

ohhh...pussy rejection -- sign me up! especially since i got into a fight with snappy this morning, lol.

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 2:19 PM

@Mr. Socialight - you are a fool and I love it... If ya'll as a complete whole would act right then we wouldnt have to reject our pussies

@lade - see the lack of unity is why we arent ever going to get anywhere...lol

@ShaBoogie - YES girlie.. even the women with a man can still reject their pussies!

Jada December 17, 2008 at 2:20 PM

I loved that scene, but more so the knowledge that the mom dropped on them. Classic. You're gonna make me revisit this movie this weekend.

And you are so right about it being a thin line b/t a man just not being into you and running scared. The runner's make me sad. My heart breaks for them.

love&nappyness December 17, 2008 at 2:28 PM

lol girl you are a hot ass mess.

i think these "plans" to get over semipro are like quick fixes and ultimately you know you are slightly hurt and shit its gonna take some time to completely be over it! if you can get over it in a day then you really weren't that into HIM. which, you obviously were.

i dunno. i don't hate him. i always give guys the benefit of the doubt and think theyll come around when you FINALLY get your own feelings managed. case in point: profboo. i was hurt/angry as hell for a good month and a half ... then i just became...i dunno i just found my zen about it..i didn't lie to myself...i knew i cared for him and obviously would always be attracted to him but if he wanted to do him then so be it. que sera, sera. now guess who calls who? and we arent close to being in anythign resemblign a relationship but i can manage my feelings for him now (check my blog after the weekend to see if any of this holds true LMAO)

and i'm not saying semi SHOULD be that guy for you. cuz personally i think ur the shit and deserve an equally...shit-ty guy (LOL)but i think drowning yourself in sad music will prolong a period where u should find happiness within yourself!

i don't necessarily think rejecting of the p will get you there. embrace the p. embrace it!!! lol!!

i hope that made an ounce of sense.

Lina December 17, 2008 at 2:29 PM

You GO Girl, do what you have to do.

*in my sincerest grandma voice* Now baby, I can't go there with you. Lawd only knows I'd go crazy cause I done cut my heart off for a little while, but the pussy is here to stay. LOL

But for real, darling, do you.

Thoughts of a Southern gal December 17, 2008 at 2:36 PM

I have to graciously bow out this time Eb.

love&nappyness December 17, 2008 at 2:38 PM

i just wrote a long ass post and it got deleted. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bout to go new-age alexyss tylor on yo ass:

NEVER REJECT your P*SSY!

by rejecting it, you are indicating that the absence of Semi Pro warrants its shut-down.

No NO and NO!!!!!!

do not deprive yourself of sexual pleasure because of a man!!! - at the very least get choself a ravenous rabbit guhll!!!

now back to him:
find time to do things that make you happy - NO you aren't going to get over semi-pro in 2 days. that is ok!! naturally its going to take a little while. and by "get over" him i mean find a way to manage your feelings for him because you knowwwww once you find your zen about the situation hes gonna come calling. so at that point youll be ready to deal with him in whatever way you desire.

you can't go runnin scared cuttin off relationships because they aren't smooth sailing! i personally think i would be skeptical of a relationship i entered into if he was just ... i dunno...i mean if there were NO disagreements - you can't expect a guy that is into you to get it right the first time. really! if you REALLY like him and want to make it work somehow (maybe even at another time), you have to be open minded. don't take it as rejection. you guys could grow from this after the anger subsides.

love&nappyness December 17, 2008 at 2:39 PM

or wait...you have to approve the comment. thats why it didn't show up. i feel like an idiot. lol i retyped that joint! shows how much i care! lol

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 2:47 PM

YA'LL ARE FUNNY AS HELL AND HAVE ME CRACKING UP HELLA OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW AT THESE COMMENTS... I LOVE YOU ALL

But since we cant unite as pussies... I guess I'll just reject my pussy for the rest of 2008 and start with a fresh pussy for 2009... I know ya'll can hang with me until then dammit...lol

@Allie - LMAO, yes I do know you care... and I am cool about the situation... I was really listening to the sad songs before I knew where the situation was going because it made me uneasy... now that I know I haven't been so much. Just seeing him last night didn't help the situation any. I'm not even angry about the situation. Nor is he... we actually smiled at each other for a brief moment last night. It's just me doing my typical overanalyzing and trying to figure out things in my head even though I know you can't ever figure these situations out like their black and white

Soulstress December 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM

I agree that theres a thin line..that last guy i dealt with..besides the fact that he was an a$$..i think he did certain things so that he wuldnt fall for me..and then he wuld try to put it on me like I was the one who wasnt ready for a serious relationship....guys can b so dumb.

And darnit Eb..I dont live in NYC..but if I did i'd b comin out to ur blog gal soiree:)

Keith December 17, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Yeah EB, don't deprive yourself (and some deserving young man) of pleasure just because of THAT man.
Let's not go too far with this now.

What about the guys who are really
into you? You aint into them are you? See...????

How about a "Pussy Bailout"??
Hey look, they bailed out the banks
and they trying to bail out the auto industry...
I'm sure there are some deserving young men who are more than willing to bail out some love depleted young sisters.lololol.

Bella December 17, 2008 at 3:04 PM

hell yes! rejecting the pussy does work. i did that for 7 months and it was well worth it ;) lol

A.J. Brown December 17, 2008 at 3:05 PM

LMAO!!!

I love this movie. "..cuz we invented the shit."

But I guess I can "reject my pussy" for the rest of 2008. That's not too long..lol

but New Year's Eve doesn't count right? cuz that's just asking too much Eb.

Skinny Black Girl December 17, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Yeah ummmm... I like my pussy Eb. In fact I L-O-V-E my pussy. So as much as I love you, this RBW and her pussy are still ONE. Lol.

And your ass knows good and damn well that trying not think about sex just makes you think about sex more! Sex Chronicles is your show, right? You KNOW that Zane character would not be down for any woman rejecting their pussy! Lol. You better DVR some shows, whip out a toy, and go for what you know! Don't punish your pussy for your ego's issues!

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 3:25 PM

LMAO @ Pussy Bailout

@AJ - Remember... that by the time your getting it in it will be a new year...lol

@SBG - Why the entire time I was reading that did I see you rolling your neck at me...lol

Kayos December 17, 2008 at 3:37 PM

I can't reject what I don't use...

Nikki Diva December 17, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Hey Eb, thanks for stopping by my blog. Holding off till 09 is much better than rejecting the pussy!

Pajnstl December 17, 2008 at 6:00 PM

good luck with that eb. I dont think i'd ever be able to do that. i'm nauseated at the thought.

Kryssy December 17, 2008 at 6:18 PM

I don't know you THAT well.. so I won't say, "B*tch you crazy!" LOL

How could you reject something so wondeful and pleaurable...??? sheeitttt... I'll reject some D with a quickness (cuz dudes aint -ish), but me, the P and BOB the bullet have a life-long committment! :)

One Ten December 17, 2008 at 6:54 PM

When I saw the title for this entry, I died of laughter...for fear that you WERE going to announce your rejection and also because of the movie (DUHH!).

Anyway, coming from a male perspective, I would be biased in saying for you NOT to reject it...but hell, we're homies, so I'll tell you anyway, DON'T REJECT IT! LOL.

I see plenty of females above me saying the same, so I guess it's not just my male point-of-view kicking in here...

I mean, good luck and all, I'm trying to be as pessimistic as I can here. LOL.

Hey Shae! December 17, 2008 at 8:44 PM

I could most definitely reject mine.. but hubby would be pissed den a mugg...

The F$%K it List December 17, 2008 at 9:06 PM

I think you better go with the rejection until 2008 end, but better yet just until Friday because on Saturday I might act a real fool and start hooking you up.

*note to self start the night off with tequila so EB an empower the Pussy*

I'll lay into you about that damn Semi-Pro later. :P

wizzyjr December 17, 2008 at 9:51 PM

Rejecting the pussy, Huh?

I knew a girl who was gonna do this. We both watched the movie over my cousins house and this got her head all full up. Needless to say, I help her embrace it again...if you know what I mean.

Miss BB is... December 17, 2008 at 10:06 PM

*haven't read any of the posts*

Girl, you'll get over him when you get over him. Trying to "do this" or "do that" is only going to work for a second. You're going to have to deal with the hurt feelings and whatever else for all they're worth and THAT'S when you'll be able to go a couple posts without mentioning him.

i.can't.complain. December 17, 2008 at 10:08 PM

im rollin w/u on this one Eb

plus, all the vagina rejection is leading me to google this hotness u have pictured below...

hollis, who.

aaah yes

-1-

Eb the Celeb December 17, 2008 at 10:26 PM

@Kryssy - isnt rejecting your pussy also rejecting the dick... we are more than just physical pleasure ladies... REJECT YOUR PUSSY...lol

@F it - Oooohh lawd... plz dont run around the spot hooking Eb up with every tom, dick, and harry, cuz you might get a couple bruhs feelings hurt... I am not in the mood to be hooked up with anybody

and I dont even want to hear your thoughts on Semi cuz you crazy...lol

@wizzy - you know you aint right...lol

Tuotierugif >^..^<© December 18, 2008 at 3:14 AM

I haven't seen this movie in years!

That girl has valuable advice though! lol

Myowne December 18, 2008 at 7:39 AM

I can't say I disagree with you Eb simply because I have done the same thing without actually vocalizing it. After the last guy who I think was running scared because he truly loved me, I decided to take a break from the pussy and put it on the shelf for a while. I think we all need to do that so we can think more clearly and not let her think for us. When she thinks for us we can end up getting hurt or end up going thru unnecessary avoidable issues. Giving the pussy a rest is sometimes the best thing you can do in order to get your mind right and to get your "gamne face" back on...

Da Vinci The Verbal Arteest December 18, 2008 at 9:07 AM

All pussy that are rejected over here at RBW can come over to "A Lifetime in my Starburrys" where we are accepting applications. We currently have three full time positions and one per-diem spot are available .

All pussies must be well groomed, professional and passionate about their work.

For more information please Contact The Verbal Arteest...

Sista GP December 18, 2008 at 9:19 AM

A Season to be Giving. This is for you for always keeping it real.

The Jaded NYer December 18, 2008 at 9:55 AM

The only reason I'm going along with the theme is because I already have an eight month headstart on you; seriously after Month Five you hardly even miss it anymore HA!

princessdominique December 18, 2008 at 11:01 AM

That's my birthday get together but have a sip of something sweet for me! I say reject all the way!

Ms. Bar B: December 18, 2008 at 12:12 PM

LMAO @ Mr. Socialight. Girl, if the work is this hard to have something "real" with Semipro then yes, it just wasn't meant to be between ya'll. He ain't the one. And believe me, his issues, whatever they may or may not be is light weight universal among men. They sometimes run from the pussy instead of just embracing it... so, maybe you are right to reject your pussy for a while... or... maybe you should embrace your pussy, since he wont, and reject that dick for a while! Lol. Not just his dick, but dicks in general and spend a little time with yourself, making sure to let your pussy know that its worthy of being treated right and that it doesn't have to settle or necessarily teach someone else how to truly love it.

Wish I was on your coast to join your party =(

Monique December 18, 2008 at 1:59 PM

Rejecting it? This weekend? I totally support you in this. I can't do it..until monday. LOL. Now, does this mean altogether or do artificial pieces included too? I'm just saying - lol- what's the fine print. LOL

Big Cheekz December 19, 2008 at 1:47 AM

jus stoppin by to catch up on what i've missed. this semi pro situation is crazy. it'll work out for you i'm sure - i bet dude is jus tryna play hard. anyway, have a good wknd!

suga December 20, 2008 at 2:31 PM

Girl, I feel you, yes I do. But if I rejected my pussy, I'd be missing out on seeing heaven two nights a week when my current boo wants to act right.

But I'll support you in other ways lol

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