EB-TV : Nasty Parents edition

OK, so I know my parents are freaks...but that doesn't mean they have to express that to me. They tell me nasty jokes, we were watching Waiting to Exhale last night together and they were talking about when they got remarried, my stepfather hadn't gotten any in a while and he asked my mom how long did he last the first time. (Just in case you don't know the background story, they married when I was like 4, had 2 kids together, he cheated on my mom, she divorced him, she remarried and had 1 more kid, he remarried and yes the chick that he cheated with, and had 5 more kids, 1 of which died so I only have 4 step sisters. They divorced 4 years ago, my mom and her husband divorced 3 years ago, 2 years ago they remarried each other. I know we should have a lifetime movie or something right?)

Anyway, they are always doing nasty ish right in front of my face. I don't know why they think this is cute to do in front of me no matter how grown I am. I mean yeah, I want that type of love, where you're still fun and flirty and sexy with your mate well into old age but its traumatizing to your children. Case and point. We're watching TV and my mom is asking me the difference between a Mac & PC. So I'm showing her all the things I can do on my mac and decide to turn the camera on and start recording. This is what we got.

I love my family though. Even though they are crazy as hell. I have been back in the ROC (Rochester, NY for all ya'll that ain't hip to game...lol) all week and I am so ready to be back in Harlem. After about 5 days family really starts to get on your nerves. I did have a good time though. This has been the longest I've been home since before I left for college because I never came back for the summers. Now I wont have to hear my grandparents complain for a good while about how much I never come home.

Since my sisters both had boys last year, and everyone always comes home for Thanksgiving and then we do our own thing for Christmas, we started taking pictures every year with the boys. Here are the ones from this year.







































































57 comments

Keith December 6, 2008 at 9:59 AM

WOW EB, That's some story...You're right..that could make a good lifetime movie..I need a score card
to keep up with the marriages alone..lolol..

I've been in Rochester before. I had an Aunt who lived there..(She's
dead now.)I remember spending a whole summer there...it was fun..
I was like 9 or 10 years old..but I thought it was beautiful...

Epsilonicus December 6, 2008 at 10:52 AM

My mom and stepdad act like that too. They say dirty jokes to each other in front of me. They pinch each other asses. I am glad they like each other but still....

Nice family pictures!

A.J. Brown December 6, 2008 at 11:51 AM

OMG...LMAO...My mom and my stepdad are the same way! I remember us sitting at the dinner table and he was making fun of her and said something silly...I can't even remember what it was...but my mom was like "You know what, just for that I aint going down on you tonight." I was like do you two not see me sitting here!Damn freaks.

The Jaded NYer December 6, 2008 at 12:14 PM

Those boys are adorable... that little one looks like a "spitfire" lol

and EWWW at the parental units, WTH, Mom?!?! No kid wants to see their parents doing that mess! lol

ill;kinda December 6, 2008 at 12:20 PM

aw I love it ! That's the kind of love I want . & you screamed hella loud in the video . lol
I love how you were fixin' your hair in the cam too ! ;)
the pictures of all of y'all are hot . The boys are soooo cute !

Eb the Celeb December 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM

@Epsi & AJ - Ok so I'm both happy and saddened by the fact that I'm not the only person going threw this

@jaded - you dont even know the half... dont he look just like Tommy from the Rugrats... he act just like them too...lol

@ill kinda - I had been in the house all day so I did nothing with my hair then realize I was on camera and was like wth am I looking like...lol

ToshaRenelle December 6, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Those baby boys are TOOOOO GORGEOUS!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up December 6, 2008 at 1:35 PM

I had to read the background story three times before I really understood...

...I think the fact that your parents are getting "fresh" in front of the camera is cute (lol)...then again, they're not my parents...

...beautiful family pictures...

RealHustla December 6, 2008 at 2:37 PM

OMG, the pictures are crazy cute!

You know your parents are doing this just to freak you out, right? They are entertaining themselves at your expense. Just act like you don't care and it will probably stop.

But you know what? Once I walked in the house right in the middle of a big O, and I really wish I hadn't so I know what you mean. Just ignore them and they'll get bored with you and move on.

ShAĆ© - ShAĆ© December 6, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Aww look at the little cheeks! I love the one that's tipping over.

Lovely and Lively December 6, 2008 at 5:25 PM

that is crazy...you right that could be on lifetime!! LOL ++those lil boys are adorable.. they are so precious...:-)

Eb the Celeb December 6, 2008 at 5:54 PM

@beautifully conjured - I know its confusing...lol

@realhustla - yes I know... they are nasty alone, but it heightens when children are there just to gross us out

Rita D. December 6, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Great pics, those boys are adorable..you have a great family, and your parents are just showing love....how sweet...

glennishamorgan December 6, 2008 at 6:02 PM

Awwwww you guys look so cute and happy in the pictures. Well....... at least they just say nasty stuff to you I don't even wanna put my horrible experience with my dad and my stepmother out here....

Kryssy December 6, 2008 at 6:15 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOO! That was hilarious!!
The pictures are just too adorable! =)

A.M. December 6, 2008 at 6:35 PM

tried posting form my blackberry but my phone was messing up so here i go.

hahhaha....that video is too funny ewwwwwwwwwwww (LMFAO) poor gurly. But ya parents seem cool and obviously in love, that's the important part :)

LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVSSS the pics with the babies they are so MUAHZZZZ

& yea, about the family story. I'm calling life time for u guys ASAP. U do need a show :)

Nice family u have :)

suite STL December 6, 2008 at 7:03 PM

um yeah I'm just going to comment on the photos...LOL

LOVE THE PICS

Ms. Bar B: December 6, 2008 at 7:14 PM

Ok, they are cute as hell! Prolly bad as hell too, hahaha.

Family definitely gets on your nerves after too much time. I nearly lost my mind the 2 WEEKS I spent with my aunt the first time I went to visit her. The next time, I cut that shit down to 1 WEEK and I drove my own car out there (Cali to AZ) so I could peace out whenever I wanted.

Buttercup December 6, 2008 at 7:27 PM

oh wow..as long as ur mom is happy now!

awwwww adorable pics!!!!!

Mimi December 6, 2008 at 8:38 PM

Ummmm, yea...your parents! A MESS!! lol :)

One Ten December 7, 2008 at 12:13 AM

LOL. Hilarious.

But the family pics are adorable!!!! Reminds me of the good ol' days w/ my family.

Smarty Jones December 7, 2008 at 12:44 AM

Eb, the babies are gorgeous! How much fun are you having being Auntie Eb? Live it up girl because when they start using complete sentences, you'll want to slap them.
But your parents, yea, that's traumatic. Are you OK? LoL.
I think they should pay for you to go to therapy.

Qucifer December 7, 2008 at 12:59 AM

BWWWAHAHAH I watched like 3 times cause i Laughed my Butt off every single damned time, it was all sorts of funny... My aunt and uncle are like that, actually most of my extended fam stays telling me and showing me shit I have no business seeing, PERIOD

Ma'at December 7, 2008 at 1:01 AM

lmao they are a mess, but you had me dyin' with that hollering. *in best Eb like voice* Ewww stop that lol... Sorry you had to endure the nasty ol' folks.

Miss Toya December 7, 2008 at 8:47 AM

LOL @ your mom and stepdad. WOW! ha

The pics are very cute!

Urban Thought December 7, 2008 at 10:52 AM

You have a great family. Nothing wrong with showing a little love for one another, although I can understand how you are feeling when they do it in front of you.

The F$%K it List December 7, 2008 at 11:19 AM

THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I think I would have been screaming and running though hahaha!

Oh those little boys are going to be trouble! Too cute.

Eb the Celeb December 7, 2008 at 11:24 AM

@A.M. - they are cool, my mom is my BFF but that's just nasty...lol

@Ms Bar B - Their actually good for the most part... the lil one is a bully though... but he's so greedy you just stuff something in his mouth and you wont hear a peep

@Smarty - Auntie Eb is a helluva lot more fun than Mama Eb...lol; and yeah I already know about the complete sentences... I almost had to smack the ish outta my smart mouthed 7 year old God daughter while I was here.

@Q - I've watched it a couple times since I posted it too... it is funny, but I was not at all amused when it was happening

@Ma'at - lol... I was pretty loud..

Bloggal December 7, 2008 at 12:34 PM

LMAO!!! omg your scream was hilarious! that's so funny!

but true, so great that they still have sparks and they still find each other sexually exciting.

beautiful family pictures.

Xcentric Pryncess December 7, 2008 at 1:58 PM

lol - my mom and step dad act the same way.ewwwww...lol

R. Fitzgerald December 7, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Too funny, me and the wife do the same thing to the kids. My nephew (22) was sitting at the table when I commented to the wife that she was behind on her coochie payments. He reacted the way you did with your parents. LOL.

Kin'shar December 7, 2008 at 5:59 PM

wow...Im loving the pics. The best part about these pics is that some of the pics were as is....not faked or fake smiled. The boys did what they do best and thats be a kid. Hmmm, I really do like that. You all look so nice!!

Kin'shar December 7, 2008 at 6:00 PM

wait....where is the baby's shoes....lol. Thats so so cute!!

Eb the Celeb December 7, 2008 at 6:06 PM

@Rich - TMI... lol

@Kin'Shar - Girl they made us take our shoes off, even us, the adults... said they couldn't do shoes with the white background because it gets messed up. The older one hates socks with a passion... so you can see some pics he has socks but by the end of the shoot he had taken them things off...lol

Kin'shar December 7, 2008 at 6:08 PM

ok...sorry, I just looked at the video. Ummm, ok you have a really nicasty family.....lol

Tasha December 7, 2008 at 9:57 PM

LMAO that was funny as hell--they so nasty! I hope to have that kind of love 30 years from now.

The pics are sooo adorable!

The Black Kat December 7, 2008 at 10:20 PM

Lmao @ the parents. I guess I'm the odd one out cause... that mess was too cute (in an odd sort of way). I love it. Playful. Flirty. Keeping things hawt. =o)

All the pics are lovely. Beautiful family, girl!

Few Redeeming Qualities.... December 8, 2008 at 1:31 AM

lol. i almost fell off the bed laughing. your parents are out of control. i plan to be just like that and to embarass my future kids as frequently as possible.

and nastiness has no age limit, please believe.

FlyyGurl December 8, 2008 at 6:51 AM

aaahhhh those pics are definitely the biz!!!! :) but on a grosser note, my parents are like that too. I had a very distressed phone call from my 13 yr old little sister the other night,asking if she could come live with me because momma has been "watching a lot of pornos."
::Throws up a little in my mouth::
Why, god?

princessdominique December 8, 2008 at 7:56 AM

Girl if you wrote a book I'd buy it. Those are lovely pictures though. I love seeing family photos! Too cute!

Eb the Celeb December 8, 2008 at 8:39 AM

@FRQ - PLz dont do that to your children...lol

lmao @ flyygurl - yeah that's bad if she wants to move out b/c of it

Thoughts of a Southern gal December 8, 2008 at 10:27 AM

Your parents are too cute. I love it! But I'm sure I would be gross out if it were my parents.

Beautiful family. Your nephews are adorable.

Sexxy Luv December 8, 2008 at 12:12 PM

i'll check the video when i get home, your nephews are too cute! i bet they had a blast with one another!

Cherish December 8, 2008 at 12:30 PM

wow ur parents sound really funny. too bad i cant see the pics

YoungBlackBeauty December 8, 2008 at 12:39 PM

You have a beautiful family!

And yes, ya'll need a TLC special or something! LOL!

Myowne December 8, 2008 at 2:46 PM

I like the family pictures. I love my family too. BTW, it is a bit wierd for our parents to share information we as children are probably better off not knowing. But I actually plan on doing that to my kids when me and my hubbie have been married far longer than they think we should be engaging in raunchiness. HA! I may be that already (I'm not saying I am because technically I'm not supposed to admit that) and it will be too hard to change me when I am in my golden years.

Regina December 8, 2008 at 7:42 PM

LOL at the parents but my LORD that scream was crazy!
Those pictures are beautiful!!
My friends in ROC are complaining about the weather and I'm like "dude it is 65-70 degrees here today"!!!
But I think I will miss the snow for Christmas, But I DO NOT miss Rochester!!

-::brown sugar::- December 8, 2008 at 11:25 PM

my parents are the same...lol.

they are always kissing and all flirty..its like god stop! but its a good thing i suppose ^_^

and those pics are adorable!!!! those boys are freakin' cute!

Shai December 10, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Wow! I am dizzy from reading your family scorecard. Whew! LOL!

Bohemian Bookworm December 12, 2008 at 2:18 PM

That video was awesome! Lol, your scream scared the hell out of me (watched it at work). It's really sweet though. Your mom looks fabulous; ya'll look like sisters.

Alisa N. December 13, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Your nephews are soooo freakin' cute, these photos a great. What a wonderful tradition and I think we will be doing the same in years to come!

Louise86 December 15, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Yes they are cute :)
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