Do I give off a jungle fever vibe? For my bruthas...The Booty Call Contract

Do I give off a jungle fever vibe?
For my bruthas...
The Booty Call Contract

Labels: My life / RBW Relationship Talk

For some reason, 2008 has turned out to be the year that white men are loving some Eb the Celeb. I don't understand it and am kinda afraid of the attention. No offense to all my melanin challenged men out there, but I wants me a black man, and not even a redbone, I want me a sexy chocolate, the darkest kind of gravy, turn milk to chocolate by dipping his finger in it type of brother. Not the type that disappears when the lights go out, but you get what I'm trying to say. That Chris Webber, Idris Elba, shade of chocolate. Ok I digress!

Anyway, so while in Hawaii, I caught a couple from the lighter nation giving me the eye. I didn't think anything of it, you know a man is a man is a man, and when your in a bathing suit, just about anything with a dick will try to holla at you if their straight. Actually even a gay man will give you the finger roll and snap that your looking quite sexy even if he doesn't have the slightest attraction to you.

Then on the way back, switching in the Houston airport this short white guy in a business suit walks up to me and just starts talking. I think I had just said how cute some guy was so he made an appoint to talk to me, tell me he thought I was cute, and wanted to know if the feelings were mutual. First off, I didn't even see his color, I saw his height. He was shorter than me and I had on sneakers. Plus, he was balding a little, and probably in his late 30's and you know I stick to my 5 year rule for the most part. Nicely dressed though, definitely a business man. I shut him down quick though. But he didn't give up, and damn near walked me all the way to my gate. I couldn't stop laughing at his advances. He finally pulled out his card and said to call him sometime. He's a VP of something, I forget, at a company in minnesota. No way will Eb ever live in Minnesota, and I wasn't interested anyway. Never called.

Then what brought about this whole post. There are some construction workers that have been working on a building on my block for the past 2 weeks. Every morning there they are, 3 white guys that are always staring at me and watch me walk down the street. Everyday, this one guy says, good morning beautiful. I say my good morning and keep it moving. Today though he tried to continue a conversation with me. I had my ipod on so I acted like I didn't hear any of the words past the usual good morning and kept it moving. But he is a cute white boy, and it even made me smile a little. But still, I could never date a white man. Unless of course, he looked and had a swag like Channing Tatum.
I'm trying to stay true to my bruthas, but I'm not getting no love from them this year, (Well not the ones I want anyway, you've read about the lame date and the idiot that thought I was a stripper.) Oh and I should probably give an update now on my Feels good to be loved post.

So me and semi-pro still talk regularly. But he doesn't live in the city. Just when he loses his flair with me, we have an amazing conversation that keeps me interested. But I'm a physical person, and not physical in the sense that all ya'll nasty readers are thinking, I don't want to get him between the sheets, but just the physical interaction, going out for drinks or dinner, the little things. I may go visit him while he's gone but in reality he wont be back in the city until late June. I know phone conversation for the next 4 months (since that's all I'm getting) isn't going to get it. He's cool though. I likey a little.

Oldie but Goodie, also one not living in NYC. Is getting ready to start grad school and is truly trying to concentrate on getting his career together. Although every time we talk he reminds me of his interest and then is hinting at the fact that he can't be in a relationship until he gets his career rolling and insinuates me waiting. Are you serious? He is a cutie though, and a good dude, but I ain't waiting on nobody. Did the waiting thing before, and the nig broke my heart, so it was time wasted. But I am definitely going to keep the line of communication open. I will be in his neck of the woods in June and our high school reunion is next year, so you know... play the field, and then maybe let him indulge so he know that I ain't one to let mingle in hopes that I'll wait and end up getting away while he trying to get his ish together...lol.

Almost famous. We chilled a couple weeks ago. Went to a bowling party and then came back to the crib for a good ol' game of Taboo. Where me and my roommate killed him and his boy. Biggest turn off ever, why the nig tried to get in my pants our first night chilling. What the hell does he think this is. I'm sure he gets a lot of groupies because of his sisters fame, but are you serious. Eb the celeb don't roll like that, plus I wasn't even really feelin' him anyway, it was just something to do that night. Ugh, that pissed me off to no end. When he finally figured out after 30 minutes of trying to no avail (when I told his ass before he decided to sleep over that he wasn't getting none, and he tried to play it down like he didn't want none anyway), then he wanted to leave. Well get ya ass up then. Last time I talked to him.

So where the bruthas at, cuz on the real, this little white construction worker, if he keeps on, he might get a little more chocolate than he bargained for, or is even ready for...LOL! Sometimes I do wonder what the sex would be like... me and my momma tell each other everything but I'd feel real weird asking her to compare and contrast for me... and my sister well... I don't even know if she ever had sex with a black man, plus I'd rather not have any visuals of my brother-in-law. So for my blog sisters out there that have delved into the lighter nation, please do tell!

And for the men... if you made them chicks fill out one of these, you wouldn't have any problems with them catching feelings after you put that thang down on 'em...
I saw this and thought it was hilarious so I had to post it!