Dreams of Sex'ing a Blogging D*ck

Dreams of Sex'ing a Blogging D*ck

Labels: Poetry / RBW Relationship Talk

DISCLAIMER : See its not my fault. Don started it with this. Then told me that I should do the male version. I bashfully declined, so he has no idea that this whole thing is going down but I just couldn't resist. I know mine isn't as juicy as Don's but hopefully you'll feel me just the same. I hope I don't offend any of you guys. Don went and asked all the blog ladies if it was OK to include them before he posted it, like a gentlemen, but I ain't that sweet!

EB the Celeb is on the MIC!

As I sit back, relax, kettle one got me vexed
Think about the blog bruthas that I wanna sex

#1 on my list is always Mista Swag
Steal him away from them Cali girls
give him the best he's ever had
If you think Nina gave Darius that euroba,
you ain't seen nothing yet
Have you feelin' so good
you'll want to lick off my sweat

Blog world got DonChris thinking he's DonJuan
One hint of this and his king turns to pawn
Even before you get in, I take you farther than far
Show him the true meaning of minus the bars

Skoolboi Krush is my homie
so this feels real odd
Just know if I did give you the chance
Them glasses would be eternally fogged

With Rashan, I can see us watching porn first
Knowing that his dialogue will make him work up a thirst
I will be waiting with open legs for him to quench
Giving him the opportunity to sop up every inch

Slausin Ass Slaus doesn't really get me hot
But with that thick tongue he has, he's a forget me not
So I'd make him work to lay in my bed
Make sure that bald head is deep between my legs

You know another that I would let taste my love
His first name is James and his last starts with TUB
We have a love/hate relationship
that would warrant hitting it from the back
After I throw this thang on him
He'll be stut stut stuttering
Never again talking smack

That man 12Kyle he's new to the scene
So I was gonna leave him alone, but he's been so mean
Talking about my alma mater, that ain't gon ride
If I put this voon doon on him
Have him screaming....AGGIE PRIDE!


dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying
dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying


Eclectik's words get me wet even before I read
But if he was in new york, I'd give him what he needs
To stop thinking about that chick
uuuhhh what's her name...Zoe
After a lil of this all future dime limes
will be about me solely

Sojourner G another man who has a way with words
Have to give him that slow wind, make love, go deep kinda lovin'
The only blogger that will have me cooking after
Bacon, eggs, grits, potatoes, and oh the bisquits are in the oven

Soumy doesn't blog enough for me to decide
Just gets an honorable mention since 2 Taurus' collide
To all other signs this is an untouchable channel
Just know everything will be all out of whack
on his bubble panel
Make him ditch that animation and post a real pic
After he feels how tight my walls clutch his d*ck

Now Dappa kills me with his humble opinion
Always telling a woman "NO"
Perfect reason to tie his hands behind his back
and let his tongue go to work on this camel toe

The dude One Man's opinion is a little different
he talks out of the side of his neck about everybody to vent
Since he likes it from the side I can see us in that pretzel
I can picture me wanting it over and over and him telling me has has to rest though

Homer is my co-pilot, but he's never taken a real flight
Til his manpart has dipped itself in-between my thighs
Will never be his #1 because of his beautiful daughter
But that didn't stop him from drinking my bath water

Yeah its that good, aint no need to play it down
But with a name like Thic Flair, he may have the goods to turn me out
The heavydick champion of the world, even has the belt
In my ring though I'll penetrate something that you've never felt
So tight, juices ever flowing, so high you think I slipped you x
I can hear you now singing R. Kelly's "The Greatest Sex"


dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying
dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying


MP1 says he's married so I should just leave him alone
But 1 question, has your wife ever made you moan?
And I'm not talking about that little man yelp...
This good ish I got over here, will have you calling for help

Maybe Slish could come over and help you with it
Another married man that could get it
And only a couple blocks from me so you better watch out
Let me know when you ready to come to Harlem to see what its about
I've been known to engage those uncontrollable body convulsion nuts
Have you walking back to the Bronx like Omar on a crutch

1980 talking about he searching for his swagger
If he had some of me, that search wouldn't even matter
Then that man who's blogspot is daddy long dick
If you have to advertise the size of the dick that must mean the motion is real quick

G-Sweet says I'm cute and darkskin
since the pics I do not hide
With him I know I'm going to have to ride
You will lose control to the ultimate chocolate sexy
Then make him get up and fix me a tall glass of Nestea

My name ain't Justice so I ain't happy go lucky
But I know that all I've mentioned are happy that I'd fuck he
Clnmike found my ESPN profile before this
So maybe I should put on a jersey before I take him to sexual bliss

Rich was the one over there encouraging this revenge
That's why I left him until the end
Sometimes you have to teach a man to stay in his place
So I'll close this little diddy by sitting on his face


dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying
dreams of sex'ing a blogging d*ck
im just playing
but im saying



Just in case you needed some audio:


And for some reason my recorder was skipping a little bit on that joint but I'm tired as hell don't feel like re-recording it but you'll get the point!