Fact or Fiction?

So I got this crazy idea. Everyone thinks my life is so out there and lively, and quite frankly I'm bored with it most of the time. So I came up with this idea to give you some dialogue and you guess in the comments if it really happened to me or if I made it up. Got it, Cool!


Out with the girls for a bowling night. I suck at bowling when I am sober, so I ordered 3 drinks and started to let the juices flow. First game ended with me having a whopping 63 points. By the start of the second game though, I was starting to get a little buzz, and my first time up I got a strike. "Give me another drink I say." The girls laugh, because they know its about to get real interesting. Needless to say, I end up killing them that game and ended with 135.

Right before the last frame I got a text from the out of town boo. He is in town, OMG. Don't really know if I am really that into him being that he's been away so this was just what I needed. He came to scoop me from the bowling alley which is only a couple blocks from my crib so I plan on having someone to cuddle with for the night.

We both check each other out when I get in the truck because its been a while. I'm tipsy so his normal sexiness is heightened to an unpredented level. He leans in for a hug even though I immediately want to start sucking on his bottom lip. (I have a thing for juicy bottom lips) We role around to the crib and surprisingly there is a park right in front of my building. At 1 o'clock in the morning on my block, this is highly unlikely. Hell anytime of the day on my block this is highly unlikely.

So we walk in my room and he immediately grabs my Wii controllers. He has never played before so I hook it up. Nothing sexier than a little competition that warrants plenty of flirting in the process. Especially with a man who has a body like his. 6'3 and rock solid like a defensive tackle. I have dreamed of falling asleep in those big arms and welcoming chest and it was here in my presence for the taking.

Nintendo Wii is truly a work out...He takes his shirt off, so now he's just in an white tee and jeans. I too am hot, and feeling extra sexy anyway so I take my jeans off to get comfortable and put on some shorts.

We decided to turn the game off and watch some TV. He hadn't seen the Wire finale and doesn't have on demand so that's what I turn on. "You want a beer?" I say. "Sure," he says. I keep coronas in the fridge. So since we are getting in bed might as well get in your bed clothes right. I come back and he has his shirt off and black boxer briefs. I almost dropped the damn beer when I walked in the room. Booooy... he must have wanted me to rock his world, because black boxer briefs have me weak in the knees. He was accumulating a record number of cool points here. So we cuddled and watched the last episode.

Somewhere during the show, we looked in to each others eyes and I went in for the kiss. Then he realized I was really trying to man him and took control, flipping me over on top of him and tearing my shorts off. I had lace boy shorts on under that will make anyone's ass look good no matter how small. I stopped it, still not sure if I really wanted to go there with this guy yet. I mean it has been 90 days but being that he's out of town maybe I should wait a little while longer. I roll off him but I can see that his manpart was loving every bit. Well endowed is an understatement.

"You want another drink?" I say.

"Girl are you trying to get me drunk?"

"Nah, just want to make sure your comfortable."

"What else do you have besides corona?"

"I got some Moet that is prolly flat, and some Kettle one."

"If you take a shot, I will."

"Nah, I've been drinking enough tonight, I'll be right back"

So I bring him a double shot of Kettle one.

"That's more than a shot so you have to drink some down." he says.

I put the shot glass to my lips and act as if I took a sip. I didn't do nothing but taste what was on my lips, and he took the rest down. We turn it on BET for the late night R&B videos to have on while falling asleep. He turns over, lying on his stomach. I have a thing for football booties, and I know his behind would look hella sexy in some football pants. So I smack his butt"

"Oooohh word." He says

"I'm sorry. I just couldn't help myself. Your butt is so cute. Plus your butt and chest are bigger than mine so I'm jealous."

"Yeah, they are bigger than yours aren't they"

We laugh. Then my song comes on... J. Holiday "Suffocate"

"Dance with me," I whisper.

"I don't know how to dance"

"You don't have to, I will do all the dancing."

"Nah, I'm good."

I start pulling him out of the bed, and I get him out. So you know he wanted to, no way I could get this hunk of a man out of a bed that he didn't want to get out of.

We stand in front of a full length mirror and I begin whining on him, like I want to feel his manpart inside me threw our clothes. I can feel him growing up against my buttocks as I stroke. He's so weak in the knees that he pulls me back on top of him as he sits on the bed. So now its more of a lapdance.

Song goes off, So I stand up. He stands up and picks me up, we're facing each other, my legs now straddled around his waste. He gently lies me on the bed and climbs on top. Looks me right in the eyes like I want your ass so bad right now, but it ain't time yet. Kisses me and rolls on his side of the bed. He wraps his arms around me and says "I snore so I have to wait for you to fall asleep, so I don't disturb you." So I snuggle inside his big arms and go off into a deep sleep. Even though we wanted each other so bad, I can't even say why it didn't happen.



Anonymous March 26, 2008 at 1:31 PM

Wow... umm Its Fiction... sounds too good to be true... ok.. i'm not trying to say this can't happen but daymn EB, sounds like a fairy tale...

The Jaded NYer March 26, 2008 at 1:50 PM

that can't be real... a dude like that in your bed and you didn't take it? Tsk, tsk...

Sass March 26, 2008 at 1:55 PM

damn either way..great story, i'm trying to replicate!

karrie b. March 26, 2008 at 1:56 PM


u ain't zane nigga.

i think it's too real to be fiction.

why cant u tell us? he reads this blog?

-THE karrie b.

DollFace March 26, 2008 at 1:59 PM

I'm going to say fiction...cause I can't even imagine nothing happening.

Don't be mad at me! I don't own anything to make a video with!

Eb the Celeb March 26, 2008 at 1:59 PM

@ karrie B - I wont to choke you right now... you act just like my damn little sister... I am better than Zane nigga...lol

but I will reveal whether or not it was fact or fiction tomorrow or friday... I aint decided yet... and no he knows nothing about this blog... I dont think... he reads my sports one though... nosey!

RealHustla March 26, 2008 at 2:26 PM

You know this is not true. I know you was sore the next day!

anonymousnupe March 26, 2008 at 2:32 PM

Of course this is fiction. Airybody know you don't wait no 90 days before...Ok, lemme stop.

I think it's the real deal. I think you got standards. But if it's real, then homeboy is extremely understanding and you needs to propose immediately!

Homer is My Co-pilot March 26, 2008 at 2:53 PM

I'ma say fiction.. no dude has that kind of will power.

12kyle March 26, 2008 at 2:58 PM


No man is gonna lay in the bed with a good looking woman like Eb and NOT touch her. If you're in your boxers, then it's time for lovin. haaaaa

swag_ambassador March 26, 2008 at 2:58 PM

eb, what i tell you bout divulgin our business into the blog world!?!?!?!?


Paula D. March 26, 2008 at 3:16 PM

Girl, I have no idea!!! This is a trip! You are going to tell us right?

Seven March 26, 2008 at 3:27 PM

I say fact because I had a similar situation.

PrettyBlack March 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM

That shit was FAKE! If I were drunk and had a big fine Steak in my crib best believe all that nintendo wii shit and errthang else would have been a second thought.

And, who ain't f*ckin' if suffocate comes on?

1/3 of what I used to be March 26, 2008 at 3:47 PM

I'm with everybody else. i think its fiction but if its not thats one man with will power that I respect.

Eb the Celeb March 26, 2008 at 3:52 PM

Damn you prettyblack... you almost made me choke on my vitamin water when I read your comment!... LOL

Miss Mika March 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Imma say its a bit of both. There is a lot of it that I could see being fact, but there is some stuff that seems too detailed to be fact.

Can I say half and half? lol.

Anonymous March 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM


G-Sweet March 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Hahahaha! @ realhustla... "i know u was sore the next day"...

lmao @ swag...

And prettyblack raises a god point... I DO wanna know who aint f*ckin when that song is on???...

I saaaaaay... FICTION... I'm not tranna say u don't have self control... but there are so many hard to believe things... like:

Ur in panties & he's in boxers... Nothin happened???

Uve been drinkin

U haven't seen him in hellllla long (and ur super attracted 2 him)

U give em a lapdance... annnd he's ready... BUT nothin happened??? (By the way u had me @ the lap dance)

I just think ur primal insticts woulda kicked in, that's all... can't wait to see if me and 85% of ur posters are right...lol

Smarty Jones March 26, 2008 at 4:18 PM

Hmmmm, I 'on't know Eb. I might have to stick with the majority on this one.
That's hard to believe. I don't know a man who is gonna cut it off like that.
If all that was going on, I'm not sure I know (m)any women who can cut it off either.

soumynona March 26, 2008 at 5:15 PM

For a second Eb I was like damn you sure we don't know each other => But the story is both fact and fiction - not that I was there but...yeah we know what parts you added a light hyperbole
but it's a great story and ol dude is soooo cooool, I was glad you two let the passion build up

Rich March 26, 2008 at 5:37 PM

Fiction, and not because you "say" there was no sex. Some of the details just stuck out as too over the top. Like dude in no shirt and just boxers. U do understand when that happens and you don't trip, it's boning time.

Anonymous March 26, 2008 at 5:44 PM

Gonna say fact b/c I've had a similar encounter and I ended up with the guy for 2 years.

karrie b. March 26, 2008 at 6:11 PM


y'all act like ppl can't be horny and NOT have sex!


eb didn't slut it up that night but so what?

i'm sticking to my guns.

i've left many men in blue-ball hell myself!



Brianna March 26, 2008 at 6:23 PM

i say FICTION. either that, or he's gay.

Afrodite March 26, 2008 at 6:40 PM

I'm gonna say that everything was fiction except for the bowling part. Either way that was a good story. I loves me a football booty too!

Mizrepresent March 26, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Gotta say from the time he removed his shirt - all fiction, but it was good fiction! I mean who could resist that chest and butt you just described, girl, don't play.

Deutlich March 26, 2008 at 6:52 PM

fiction - but that's 'cause I'm a hornball and woulda had him nekkid in record time. you and I might be completely different in that regard but shiiiiit.. hard dick? on a hot bod? That'd be enough to get anyone goin'... at least anyone who's into dick. hah

Da Vinci The Verbal Arteest March 26, 2008 at 7:35 PM

i think its fact. maybe dude could sense that you weren't completely sure if you wanted to put out that early (which would make sense because you can be indecisive at times).

Da Vinci The Verbal Arteest March 26, 2008 at 7:37 PM

"i've left many men in blue-ball hell myself!"


karrie b. March 26, 2008 at 7:49 PM


i just didn't want to depreciate the value of my kitty!!

that's all! i promise!!!

-karrie b.

Eb the Celeb March 26, 2008 at 8:14 PM

Ya'll got me dying laughing over here at these comments... I think I am going to have to make this fact or fiction thing a weekly post!

Pajnstl March 26, 2008 at 8:23 PM

Definitely FACT! The details are too real!

The F$%K it List March 26, 2008 at 9:27 PM

If its fiction then you need to start writing a book.

This line right here says it's fiction ""I snore so I have to wait for you to fall asleep, so I don't disturb you." HA. My hubby never told me that.

magnoliapeach March 26, 2008 at 10:24 PM

I'll say fact!

...and then at 4am he rolled over and ya'll got down with the get down...LOL

I'm sorry girl to resist something like that I got to use every kitty lock down trick I got!

Ms. Behaving March 26, 2008 at 10:28 PM

Reads like you are typing from experience so I'mma say it's a fact.

If it's fiction, you've got one hell of an imagination [LOL]

Chris March 26, 2008 at 10:58 PM

I vote fact...situations like that are plausible.

-::brown sugar::- March 27, 2008 at 12:25 AM

damn girl..that better be real!! lol..

James Tubman March 27, 2008 at 12:27 AM

you have self respect and you shoudn't feel ashamed about it

in order to get the goods he has to work for it

and as as a result he'll be more appreciative of it

you did the right thing

i've taught you well lol

James Tubman March 27, 2008 at 1:04 AM

if it was me though

you would have been so overtaken with passion that you couldn't resist lol

edmo March 27, 2008 at 2:18 AM

First off, thanks for dropping by mines Eb
and yeah, the fact/ fiction drama is off the chains!

i'm in!

i do however believe your story...
So fact!
Mainly coz it did happen to me b4, and the "anticipation" of it was amazing...
Needless to say... Next time was worth the wait!

I feel you so much too, but hey... let her spill the beans...

dope words...

@Eb (again)
Seriously, 90 days, and you didn't jump him...
i did 365 and...
Er, this ain't my blog

G-Sweet March 27, 2008 at 4:17 AM

crackin my ass up @ de vinci

Ticia March 27, 2008 at 10:56 AM

This way out of my league...

I just don't know--

How abt Fiction!!

Anonymous March 27, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Umma say fact.

DiamondsR4eva March 27, 2008 at 12:40 PM

Fact with a fiction twist cause I would hope you sealed the deal out of town or not the way u described his body

MsPuddin March 27, 2008 at 1:35 PM

fiction! You know you did not slap that boy’s booty! And then he said, “oh word” lol

dejanae March 27, 2008 at 2:06 PM

that shit betta be fiction
if u aint hit that, u should be ashamed of urself

Still_Pocahontaz March 27, 2008 at 3:21 PM

it must be fiction....you only had corona, moet and kettle one...tha hell..LOL

CapCity March 27, 2008 at 4:04 PM

I 'on't know!

I just came over here to see if u down for a NYC Blog-gathering when Jewells come here in late April? We just gonna grab a slice (her NYC "dream", i guess:-), take some some flicks & see what else folk wanna get into or ... not! LOL! So far dejanae says she's in!

hoping to meet some new bloggers & add to my photos!

Monie March 27, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Well gotdamn...I don't know but it shole sounded good!

Xcentric Pryncess March 27, 2008 at 4:26 PM

I don't know of many men who will turn it down when its right there...and the ones who would have the broke wrist syndrome (I'm from the A, I think any guy with a tight shirt on is gay) .so.............girl stop lying...lol..u knoiw you got it that night...lol

A journey to find me March 27, 2008 at 8:32 PM

Hey, thought I would stop by and finally make a comment lol.

I think this is a fact. But I have to agree with Dejanae, I probably wouldn't have passed that up lol.

P.S- You should make this a every week thing. This is good stuff! lol

Erika 2004 March 27, 2008 at 8:50 PM

That better be fiction. I'm sorry, I can't believe that there is that much will power in the world. All that sexual tension!!! I would have probably been all over that!!!

Erika 2004 March 27, 2008 at 8:53 PM

Then again, I guess it could be fact. I just remembered a similar experience. Sometimes the thrill of the chase is all you need.

Tracie March 27, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Why am I really picturing this dude like I might run into his ass one day? LOL!

I'm going for FICTION because if you let a lap dance for "Clarence the so-fine" lead to nothing...I'ma hurt you.


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