And the Verdict is....

FACT...

So NO RealHustla I was NOT sore the next day. I was hella salty though. I been horny as hell and having to switch my panties a couple times a day ever since that night and it happened last Thursday. I guess that's my version of blue-balls since I have no idea how that feels for a man. When I get that hot and bothered, my juices are everflowing until I get me some. So I need to get me some, because I hate doing laundry!

Anyway, all your comments were incredible but I have to give a big shout to the Verbal Arteest who hit it right on the head. If you missed it this is what he said:

"i think its fact maybe dude could sense that you weren't completely sure if you wanted to put out that early (which would make sense because you can be indecisive at times)."

I really felt that's the reason why he didn't go there. He knew I was tipsy and we really hadn't had any sexual interactions before. That night was actually the first time we kissed. I think he wanted to make sure that I was sure and that wasn't the right night for him to tell whether it was what I really wanted. For those who have been reading for a while... the guy was Semipro. Go back and look him up in the archives if you want to get a little history.

But every part of the story was indeed true. For all those that couldn't believe we had very little clothes on without getting it on, I conveniently left out the part that we don't control the heat in my building (like most NY apt. buildings for the out of towners) and that night it was like 90 degrees in my room. This was the reason he took his shirt off and I put on shorts. After playing the Wii we turned on my fan because we were really hot by then.

@PrettyBlack- I was ready to go when Suffocate came on and when it went off and he picked me up I thought we were about to get it in. But like I said, he just gave me that look like I want ya a$$ so bad but it ain't time yet. At that moment is when I realized I was starting to like this guy. I have more respect for him now more than ever. He easily could have gotten the booty that night, and was ready to give me the mandingo warrior but he held his composure like only a REAL man can do.

@Brianna - You sound like all my boys. When I told them the story they called dude Gay too, but he's far from that.

@Nupe - Even though you claim to be joking, I will explain my 90 day rule. My friends are hard on me because they say I never like anyone (when it comes to men) and its very true. I have friends, but none of them do anything for me and I usually can tell the first time I meet you whether or not your somebody I want to get to know or can see myself with. If at that time I feel like you have potential to be a keeper, I always instill the 90 day rule. If I know I could never like you like that... but that you may be a good breezy to have just in case I'm feeling freaky and need some cutty, then ain't no need to wait 90 days because all I want from you is to see if ya chain hang low (if you know what I mean). Oh and it's waaaay too early to be screaming wedding bells.

@Seven and Ieisha - I am glad you can relate

and I guess THE Karrie B. sort of related too since she said "I've left many men in blue-ball hell myself!"

Thanks everyone for commenting!
(Except those that were indecisive and said both fact and fiction...lol)


UPDATE... We finally talked about it last night, and in cocky man nature he says "I didn't want you to get addicted too soon, that's why I didn't go there." Cute, but he make me sick, because I saw how well endowed he was and he may just have that kinda of lovin' that have a chick reaching for ish that ain't there, walking crooked after, and acting a damn fool if a chick even act like she want to look his way. Have me all dick-motized in the game and everything, but I aint scuuuuurrrred. He promised that if I came at him again like that, he wouldn't be so kind, so let the kettle one flow and the games begin! When he's back in town again anyway. So I still gotta call one of the breezies to put the fire out until he returns (sigh).

42 comments

James Tubman March 27, 2008 at 11:26 PM

i stand corrected

i'll get it next time though

and the blue balls thing

don't even go there

you have noooooooooo idea lol

mp1 v.8.0 March 27, 2008 at 11:46 PM

Time to go searching then!!

The Jaded NYer March 27, 2008 at 11:46 PM

wow... self-control, thy name is Eb!

If it was me, my morning after blog post would've been me whining about what a slut I am and how jungalistic the activities were LOL!!!

RealHustla March 28, 2008 at 12:50 AM

I'm 35 y.o. and I STILL think about all of the blue balls I've left behind. I should have rode them all into the sunset, those memories would have been way better. but you know, i guess i get ya'll, i guess. Here's a quote i remember well "I coulda drove to work with no hands."

edmo March 28, 2008 at 12:57 AM

Dope...
But inside, i guess you wanted to "climb" him so badd huh Eb...
Nice post
i'ma be back

Brianna March 28, 2008 at 2:27 AM

WOW!! I'm so surprised. Maybe that's like a taste of our own medicine....lol.

Eb the Celeb March 28, 2008 at 7:35 AM

@Jaded - I had no self control, if I could have raped him that night i would have, and would have been happily walking crooked the next day... he possessed all the self control

@Edmo - Yes YES yes yEs yeS

12kyle March 28, 2008 at 9:00 AM

maybe you should've been the aggressor.

karrie b. March 28, 2008 at 9:08 AM

good for y'all bitches. i knew what i was talkin bout...even tho eb wanted some, she knew she wanted to wait before slutting it up. HAH!

da vinci, ur the bomb!

cute pic eb.

-THE karrie b.

Jewells March 28, 2008 at 9:43 AM

I knew it was fact. Some men do have control.

Homer is My Co-pilot March 28, 2008 at 9:45 AM

And this is the boring life? Damn I need to redefine my life... lol

Ticia March 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM

Wow - this a lot of sexiness! LOL

Erika 2004 March 28, 2008 at 11:25 AM

That was fun! Definitely do a post like this again. I'll be more decisive next time. lol.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

Sexxy Luv March 28, 2008 at 11:28 AM

You are going to regret not raping him that night, I say this because the breezie that you choose is not going to satisfy you.

I think you should take a trip his way and put it down! lol

G-Sweet March 28, 2008 at 12:20 PM

I hate bein wrong...

But I must say he's a respectable man with good moral values...

And yea u should do this more often.

Miss Mika March 28, 2008 at 12:29 PM

Dang, that's what I get for being indecisive. It was tough because some of those things seemed too good to be true!

Great post though Eb. That was a good one.

Chris March 28, 2008 at 1:06 PM

must be nice to have breezies, lol

anonymousnupe March 28, 2008 at 1:15 PM

"Claim" to be joking?

And that's the craziest logic I ever heard. You freak the throwaways, and the keepers get semen constipation syndrome. Thank goodness for self gratification...and old Pam Grier movies.

Miss B March 28, 2008 at 1:30 PM

Awww man I didn't get to play...I would've said fiction though...just because I don't know many guys like that...lol

That was sweet though. I don't know if I could've held out...even when he went off to sleep...lol

Ieisha March 28, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Keep him around...he may end up surprising you. And when you do get that maintenance from him, it betta be that deal! Good luck!

As for the jump-off that gets to tame the itch, choose wisely...chances are , he's got some big shoes to fill!

karrie b. March 28, 2008 at 3:13 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ anonymous nupe.

-KB

PrettyBlack March 28, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Well I must say a bitch is going to start coming here errrday to figure you out! I was WRONG but damn in my day I would have been at that like a lioness on a carcass!

soumynona March 28, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Ok, OK, LMAO @ anonymous Nupe,
real hustla, and Homer!!!
On the real though, I'm a guy and I could care the eff less about whatever you said after you said this "having to switch my panties a couple times a day ever since that night and it happened last Thursday"
That was gangsta!!!

Eb the Celeb March 28, 2008 at 4:28 PM

@karrie B - thx for having my back lil' sis

@homer - yeah its boring because I didnt get my back blown out...lol

@chris - yes indeed it is...lol; i call em... they give me what i want... and leave... its only right

LMAO @ nupe and his semen constipation syndrome

@prettyblack - good luck with that girl.. i havent even figured myself out yet...

@Soumy - I am kinda gangsta aint I... dont know how walking around all day with moist panties is gangsta... but to each is own...

1/3 of what I used to be March 28, 2008 at 4:57 PM

dang I was wrong:-( the story wasnt that unbelievable now that I reread it. seems like a great guy if ask me.

oh btw Please dont blow up davinci's head. Its big enough as it is lol j/k.

Rich March 28, 2008 at 6:27 PM

I've done the "I'll pass on it now for the major hit later" thing and come November we will be married 13 years. I give you major props for putting yourself out here like this. You got some big "chick" balls.

M. Raye Turner (aka L-Boogie) March 28, 2008 at 7:27 PM

Have me all dick-motized in the game and everything, but I aint scuuuuurrrred.

lol - be careful girl...

Skoolboi Krush March 28, 2008 at 7:32 PM

Wow!...I was at a loss for words once you started talking about changing drawers. LOL

I'm sure you will have an opportunity real soon to see if dude can work you like you want him to.

Afrodite March 28, 2008 at 8:08 PM

Fact?! Dammit, Eb. But I'm the same way when it comes to guys. I never like anyone but when I do. Watch out!

Jackie Edwards March 28, 2008 at 8:23 PM

Man, I am so mad that I missed out on this whole thing. I was traveling this week and I didn't get a chance to get on the internet. Regardless, I enjoyed the story and all the comments. Imma have to keep up next time so that I don't get left out!!! I'm gullible so I would've probably guessed fact just cause that's what I always do!

Muze March 28, 2008 at 8:26 PM

daang eb, over here hot and bothered huh? lol.

i know the feeling. and i have a man.

damn shame. LOL.

glad dude respected you though...next time just tackle his arse. lol. he'll get the point then. ha.

Smarty Jones March 29, 2008 at 12:40 AM

ROTFLMAO @ semen constipation.
Oh well, I guess I was wrong. Damn Eb, what are you washing with and do they sell that shit at Wal-Mart?
I gotta pick some of that up.

35% Off..... March 29, 2008 at 9:19 AM

When I read this I was thinking of that "put you up on game" song by Aretha and Fantasia lol. I been stalkin this blog for a minute but I finally learned how to use "open id" (slow)

Anyways to comment on this subject, I would have put in on him and not thought about it, til the next day.

i.can't.complain. March 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM

ure a good girl, eb

i prolly woulda took it from him.

question: how does one go about finding a cut buddy ?

how do u not become attached 2 said cut buddy?

or do u end up attached?

-1-

The Flyyest March 29, 2008 at 2:21 PM

DAMN YOUR GOOD....

i didnt get a chance to comment on the last post but since you said its fact.....

DAMN YOUR GOOD....

my ass woulda been ridin that like i was in a horse race

DAMN YOUR GOOD....

jus fallin asleep like that especially wit that lean in ya system...it woulda been on and crackin

DAMN YOUR GOOD....

oooowweeee the J. Holiday!!! (thats all im gonna say)

well at least yall talked about it...but about you being dick-matized.....ooowweeeee girl i love that feeling...

hahaha...yeah call that loaner dick till he gets back!!! LOL

allienicole March 29, 2008 at 5:27 PM

kettel one is my ish girl!!!!! great blog i'm placing you on my blogroll!

www.allienicole.blogspot.com

Pretty.Hip March 29, 2008 at 8:31 PM

Ok, so I'm late! I was gonna guess 'fact' anyway, so I'm good!

dappa March 29, 2008 at 11:16 PM

lol didn't read it but he said he didn't want to hit it?

bri.chic March 30, 2008 at 1:41 AM

LMAO @ how u call ur jumpoffs "breezies"!!! I love it!!

edmo March 31, 2008 at 4:09 AM

Well Well Eb..
When you finally do er "climb" er... him...
He's gwan wonder...
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