Thought to Ponder : Cell phones X Men
and Chocolate City Girls

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

-Neil Kinnock

So I have a business phone and a personal phone... The business phone is the one above on the left... the Blackberry Curve. The personal one... is the one on the right, the LG Voyager. Now very rarely do I indulge in people having both numbers. The couple of people that do have both numbers, I have had to put them in their place (especially my mom who will call one phone and if I don't answer call the other phone... like I don't have both of them with me) on several occasions that they are a personal contact and should not be using my business line. Some times I slip up and give out the wrong number... for instance at an event a guy tries to holla... I have given out the business number on occasion so there is a little over lap but not much. Why for the past 2 weeks someone has been playing on both my damn phones and its really starting to annoy me. Calling from a blocked number... only letting the phone ring once or twice so I don't have time to pick it up and then hangs up. What kinda elementary bull is this. Happening on both my phones... I narrowed it down... The only person and with the timing that it could be is Semipro. One time my phone died when I was out and we were talking so I gave him the other number to call me back on. I know his arse saved it and now he's playing on my damn phone. So I guess he misses me too... but that's some ol' childish ish. Like fo' real though... you can't call and be like "Yo, I was feelin' myself and I'm cool now so let's kick it." Nope.. his ego won't let him do that so instead I gotta have him playing on my damn phone until he grows up...


Sidenote... I had a meeting yesterday at the 4 seasons and guess who was standing at the entrance when I walked in... Suge Knight... I almost choked on the juice I was drinking. He is not big at all in person... I see how ol' boy could have knocked him out.

Anywho... it was chocolate city in NYC last night since me and the girls were out painting it red.
First we partied with Jon B. go to Jonesin' to check out pics and listen to some new music from the original white boy of R&B, and then we went to a Bad Boy party. As you will see from the pics, I really gotta get me some light skinned and caramel complected (I know that ain't a word) friends because me and all this chocolate are just too sweet when we go

Sidenote, she ain't in any of these pics so don't be getting any ideas... but why did ol' drunken girl from last tuesday... who claimed she wasn't going anywhere with me anymore sneak to go out with us last night. Didn't call me at all... was texting my roommate to see where we were going... wasn't even on the list because I didn't put her on there... and still came to the spot we were at... already drunk and high. Why our friends, because I ain't babysitting, left her arse in the club last night... so I don't even know if chick ever made it home.


Monie August 20, 2008 at 11:47 AM

Love the pics.

If SemiPro is indeed playing on your phones...he needs his ass beat. How old is this boy? Jesus...

Keli August 20, 2008 at 11:50 AM

See...why can't the cinnamon sisters get some love, lol.

Suge I wrong for thinking he's sexy?

Calling and hanging up...I use to play those silly games with my ex back in college...he knew it was me...then some chick was doing that to him recently and he wanted to blame me...negative...I have since grown up. If you get the chance to answer before he hangs up...just say his name as soon as you answer instead of hello...he will either put up or shut this case, hang up until he can man up.

anonymousnupe August 20, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Not to mention the fact that in order to even get a decent group picture of you and the Darktari crew the photographer has to, like, harness the energy of the midday sun to shine on y'all Ebony foxes, just so we can envision all your fine-ness.

Eb the Celeb August 20, 2008 at 12:16 PM

@monie - 26 and therefore too damn old to be playing on someone's phone

@keli - YES you are hella wrong for thinking he is

Mr. B2B August 20, 2008 at 12:17 PM

Must admit that i have never told you that you have a smile Eb
real nice

and don't get me started on the legs

anyways, don't trip for too long about the phone drama, it just shows that whoever he/she is somehow has an upper hand over some crap huh!

Love the way you enjoi yourself at parties too

MP August 20, 2008 at 12:24 PM

i have phone sex all day. literally but not literally. lmao! I love my BB Curve but we don't literally have sex... that would be creepy. I'll shut up now! I should probably delete this whole thing and start my comment all over again but then I'll have nothing to be ashamed about today!

Anyway, I have to admit that I am kinda disappointed to hear that a grown man is playing on your phone... in fact I don't even want to beleive it.

What a pretty group of chocolate ladies but what are you saying about the lighter skinned ones? We arent as sweet?

1/3 August 20, 2008 at 12:26 PM

You all look really nice:-)

I hope semi pro isnt playing on your phones. thats just too immature and dumb for me lol

Charles August 20, 2008 at 12:33 PM

Phone games went out in like middle school. I can't imagine having two phones either when I don't even like talking on mine...even though I love my blackberry.

Eb the Celeb August 20, 2008 at 12:37 PM

@b2b - are you salivating over

@MP - yes you are sweet too and that's why I need some in the crew so we can just be too hot to

@1/3 thx

@Charles - Not much talking goes on... I dont talk on the phone much... I hate it because I have the lowest amount of minutes on both phone and never even get close to using my minutes... I have unlimited data and texting though.. that's all I do in go on the internet, email, and text

B August 20, 2008 at 12:44 PM

The BB Curve....OMG, can't get enough of it. And uhhh...I blame Semipro.

LOL! Lemme stop. Could be though. But uhh...let's hope grown folx don't be playin' like that. Let's HOOOPE.

You and your friends look fab!

RealHustla August 20, 2008 at 12:56 PM

I thought Jon B. was Middle Eastern. Wow, how you gone shake 'ole girl?

nikki August 20, 2008 at 1:08 PM

me love me curve long time.

it's the first phone i ever coveted. EVER.

anyway, semipro is a child fa real. send his ass to the nursery and go get you a grown up.

Melody.Darlene August 20, 2008 at 1:16 PM

girrrrrl!! i have 2 phones too and they're both BB Curves so u KNOW that shit gets confusing. i think i might just shut off my personal phone since my work is payin for the other one. cant complain about a free phone with unlimited everything! lol

and SUGE!! girl i have partied with his ass sooo many times in LA! he is a thirsty ass clown! i mean hey, if u wanna pay for our bottle service, then yes honey, i will sit at ur table! hahahah!

Sass August 20, 2008 at 1:19 PM

you always end up at the events i was gonna go to. we need to hang out lol
i had 2 phones and hated it, so i got 1. now i feel like i want 2 again. and semipro is proving to be a real ass if that is him playing on your phone. not cool

The F$%K it List August 20, 2008 at 1:27 PM

If it is indeed Semi-pro then be glad you walked when you did because that is like 8th grad foolishness.

Alright, now back to NYC brunch/lunch. I'm posting it tomorrow and the date will be the first Saturday after Labor day, does that work?

OG, The Original Glamazon August 20, 2008 at 1:36 PM

looks liek fun times, Eb and if he playing on your phone at his age!! You did the right thing!!


karrie b. August 20, 2008 at 1:38 PM

lol @ melody. thirsty ass clown...damn.

you ladies look poppin tho.


Super Dave Van Buren August 20, 2008 at 1:40 PM

damn people still play phone games? I'm so glad I'm

Ya'll look nice, Now i could stand in the middle to lighten up the pic... lol

MsPuddin August 20, 2008 at 2:21 PM

cute pics!

Yeah, someone been playin like that on my phone too! I'm mad that my one phone still does not equal to one of your phones lol, I guess I need to step my game up.

Ms. Lovely August 20, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Yall look fab! Gotta love us Chocolate Deluxes!

And I hate when ppl play on my phone..ugh.

And now I gotta go listen to Jon B- "They Don't Know" for the 3940483049th time this week

*Tola* August 20, 2008 at 3:05 PM

lmaoooo @ semipro playing on the phone. WHO DOES THAT!?!?!?

Stew August 20, 2008 at 4:33 PM

i got some really cute friends. the one with the tanish strapless dress and the black belt is SO FINE. you gotta put me down.

oh...and you not looking bad yourself.

you must like semipro, ordinarily you probably would cut him off, but once he get done playing you gonna get back to dating him

Miss B August 20, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Awww ya'll look super cute!!!

Guys playing on phones is so GAY!!!

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 5:13 PM

pretty girls! i wish i had a night life. can i come through? lol

girl when i read that it was suge knight you saw, i choked on my own spit my damn self. lemme tell you, i have heard too many stories not to be scared.

and someone said the curve was the only phone they have ever coveted. i second that ish. and i still don't have one. sigh

and nikki put it perfectly. send semipro to the nursery and get you a grown one. lol

ANGELINA August 20, 2008 at 5:57 PM

i wish i was on your side of the country so i could join your chocolate crew!

and i feel somewhat ashamed that i was trying to figure out if one of your friends in the pics was the drunk chick lol...i can't believe she tagged along!

DollFace August 20, 2008 at 5:58 PM

He's STILL playing on the phone. MAN UP!!!

Those pics are cute! Too be honest I forgot ol girl came with us!

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 6:09 PM

Ya'll look super cute! No pics with Jon. B? And homedude know he stupid... just say the word and I'll handle your light weight! LOL.

And damn... I need to upgrade my phone game... stat.

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 6:10 PM

That is some old gay shit to be playing phone games, UGHHHHHH!!!

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 6:20 PM

I guess i'm the only one with the 1980's phone.. (my bro old phone and nah its not 1960's to be exact)

Nice photos.... yall looking fly.. now it reminds me i need some girl friends.... dayum y'all females hard to deal with.... now tell me eb... do i got to go hunting for girls to be my friend?

A Go Bytch August 20, 2008 at 6:56 PM

...are you sure she's on on here...(scrolling back to look at pics)...yall were hot Go Bytches!

Skoolboi Krush August 20, 2008 at 7:20 PM

I see why you are a phone snob with those two joints. Very nice.

Chris August 20, 2008 at 7:51 PM

semi-pro needs to get a hold of his life.

And all that chocolate in the photographs is positively delectable-looking.

Cat August 20, 2008 at 8:05 PM

I used to LOVE Jon B. I checked out the pic, still looks cute!

Eb the Celeb August 20, 2008 at 8:43 PM

@realhustla - Is he? 4 real!

@Sass - why the heck dont you ever go?

@ F*&k it list - yes that works for me!

@Dave - you know if you ever come to NYC we'll definitely make a chocolate dave sandwich

@Stew - wanna know what's sad... we're all single too... (sigh) so come to NYC and I'll hook you up

@emeritus - c'mon girlie

@angelina - I knew ya'll were gon think she was in there that's why I put the disclaimer... i wont even tell the story as to why though because she could have been in 1 of them... but again... drunken her took over

@dollface - but now you see what we have to deal with

@gotta let it out - my pic with jon b is on my music blog

@koffee - plz dont go hunting for chicks to be ya friend because those are going to be the ones you dont want... honestly... the only time I hang with this many girls is when I go out clubbing...or when we have ladies night potlucks at one of our houses... anywhere else and I can't stand to be around that many females at the same time... But when we go out... me and my crew have too much fun and then always end up see another sector of our crew... like last night there were about 4 more chicks with us that aren't in these pics

@ go B - no she is NOT in

-::brown sugar::- August 20, 2008 at 8:45 PM

Random...i have the voyager and i love it!

DollFace August 20, 2008 at 9:04 PM add some variety, you forgot about the other Joi!

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 9:23 PM

phone games....uber ghei, really?

Chocolate City in NYC looks fab!

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 10:24 PM

Whenever I make it to NYC I'm gonna look you up. All you ladies look nice.

I have the BB Pearl. I love it! Now I want the BB curve or the bold.

Semipro is way to childish. That's a b*tch move. If you have Cingular the block number will show up on your call list on your bill or the internet. My friend found this out when some was calling her block. Come to find out it was her ex's jumpoff. Cold busted! I called myself blocked to see if the number would show up. I should have known Sprint punk azzes wouldn't have that wonderful feature.

anonymousnupe August 20, 2008 at 11:30 PM

If I were single, slim sitting under the "K" could get it...if she put in a few crunches.

LovexHate August 21, 2008 at 4:46 AM

ugh i hate when people do that.. especially of anonymous numbers lol. Btw loving the red dress

The Jaded NYer August 21, 2008 at 7:30 AM

Um... tell Semi-Pro to STOP playin on your phone!!!! But keep cool- You don't want to have to end up like old girl from the Chappelle skit!!

And that drunk heifer got some nerve... who cares if she got home. Some ppl have to learn the hard way...

Rich August 21, 2008 at 9:04 AM

I'm going to come from a different angle altogether. Could it be that subconciously you want it to be Semipro because you miss him?

Anonymous August 21, 2008 at 9:10 AM

cute pictures

Eb the Celeb August 21, 2008 at 9:12 AM

@Southern gal - damn that is a hot feature... I'm gonna check my next bill to see if VZ got it poppin

@Nupe - she is the youngest one in the only 23-24

@Jaded - girl I aint calling; and yeah... I couldnt believe she did that... even asked my roommate if I was coming... and she was like yeah she is the one who got all of us on the list... and then still showed up... drunk and smelling like all kinds of reefer... it was so funny b/c as soon as she walked up my roomie was like you need to spray ya self with something... I almost fell out

@Rich - see now your always starting trouble... we already determined that I miss Semipro in my last post... but I know its him... very few people have both my numbers and the ones that do dont have any reason to play on my phones... plus its not a coincidence that as soon as we stop talking that it starts

One Man’s Opinion August 21, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Okay, I admit it and I promise to stop playing on your phones. I was just trying to see if you could answer them both at once. (Joke, of course). Two phones, huh? The only way I would have two phones is if my job provided me with the other one.

Hey, can I just make mention of something? Did you know that you sort of posse the same way in all your pictures? You know, bright smile, head slightly tilted to the left. Not hating....Just an observation.

Eb the Celeb August 21, 2008 at 10:58 AM

@One Man - Damn Po-po I should have known it was

And yes... the starting reason for my 2 phones was that work was paying for it. I worked in the mobile dept of the company so when I was there I literally had a new phone to play with like every other month... It was great... when I left the company... I still kept the line... to many important contacts were made that have that number.

and yes I know... I know what looks good so I stick to it... unless you catch me off guard that is the only pose you are going to get... I aint America's Next Top Model so that's the only look you are going to get from me unless I'm tipsy and feeling flirty... then you might get a more adventurous pose... and plus... I don't take good serious shots... even if I give a half smile or smirk I look so all you will get is the cheezin head tilt...

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T August 21, 2008 at 11:51 AM

yawl look nice
but on the real
phone playing is for kids

Jadore.Tokeyo August 21, 2008 at 1:39 PM

you are too fab for words!!!!

i'm good in a new post up now!

ToshaRenelle August 21, 2008 at 6:23 PM

That dress is killin' it in the pics!

RunGirl. August 21, 2008 at 8:35 PM

He is sooo wack for playing on your phone and for thinking that you wouldn't figure him out...

shine August 21, 2008 at 10:00 PM

living the life, I ain't mad at u. btw--gotta love the bb curve.

Glennisha Morgan August 22, 2008 at 2:55 AM

The playing on the phone is real childish. I experienced that about a month ago. I'm glad it stopped. I hope it stopped for good cause that shit gets hella old it is childish. At least after high school let that shit go. Alright, I'll even give u ur freshman year in college but, after that let it go.

Also, a lot of folk forgot about my boy Jon B. yes he is the original white boy of rnb. Not J.Timberlake or the other guy. I can't think of his name right now. but he has my jam w/ Faith Evans. I believe it's number 2 on his album

Veronica Wright August 22, 2008 at 11:52 AM

YO!!! why is slim playing on your phone!!!!!!!!!!!?

clnmike August 22, 2008 at 12:39 PM

"me and all this chocolate are just too sweet when we go out"

Yes Lawd!!

yet another black guy August 22, 2008 at 6:50 PM

Dang, ALL ya'll are gorgeous! hmmm, proves my secret theory...

PreciousGem-Refinement in Progress August 24, 2008 at 9:27 PM

Chocolate girls rule!! You and your girls are serving em...

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