And the verdict is....


Yes everyone, this happened to one of my boys. I swear I was laughing uncontrollably when he told me this story. I really couldn't believe it. My boy really is just too nice... You should see the situation he is in now... SMH... but ol' girl really did accuse us of messing around... That was only the brink though. I remember one time me and my "friend" at the time, him and her went out and we are walking from the event on the street and she gets an attitude and walks ahead of us all mad. For no damn reason. We start laughing about something and she storms back and bops him upside the head in the middle of the street and says, "I know ya'll are back here talking about me." OMG, I was like is she serious. But yes he really did put up with her for years, really did move her in, and for those unfamiliar with NYC apartments, almost every apt has doors that slam lock so its so easy to get locked out of your apartment. I have locked myself out on occasion.

He really hasn't heard from her since this incident. At my last happy hour she sent a message threw someone else to tell him she wished him well... but she hasn't contacted him herself since.

@ -1- yeah girl... he's jamaican, so he thought for sure ol' girl had put some sort of voodoo on him

@Jaded - It was so funny that you said you might know her because I think she lives in BK now....hahahahah

@Slish - please do share your stories... I know with ya smart ass mouth you had hella chicks doing crazy ish


Even though she got it wrong Q's comment had me dying laughing

"can crazy bitches be THAT crazy?????

I want to say fiction cause i'm in disbelief that heffas are coming up that pressed, that crazy and that full o'nuts"


Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T August 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM

mane, had it happen to me got ex keys when she lost them, and while helping her after i found them she hit me with her car. luckily my gat was in my truck folk
4 real though

Gemini Girl aka GG August 17, 2008 at 11:44 AM

I knew this had to be true...who could make up the chickens..WOW!!!
I wouldn't have been able to stay there another night knowing she could get in!!! LMAO!

Anonymous August 17, 2008 at 11:45 AM


I suck so bad for still having faith on thirsty bitches and all manner of dusty hoes!

Blu Jewel August 17, 2008 at 12:15 PM

I don't put anything past some of these women because I know for a fact that there are plenty that can, will, and do act like this.

Women can be some blood-thirsty and triflin witches when they want to to and will stop at nothing to stake claims or make a man play.


Ms. Jones August 17, 2008 at 12:31 PM

I knew that this story could not be made up no matter how vivid a imagination a person has!!!! Needless to say I wouldn't have felt safe in that apartment knowing how handy ole' girl was lol.

Skoolboi Krush August 17, 2008 at 1:14 PM

LOL! That sounds like one of the crazy chicks I dated in the past. Don't sleep, they may get back together at some point.

Keli August 17, 2008 at 1:52 PM

I knew that was fact...the raw chicken was just too crazy to be made up.

Anonymous August 17, 2008 at 4:38 PM

damn i got it right!

this is too much really. just too much...


*shakes head in continuing disbelief*

allienicole August 17, 2008 at 5:08 PM

lmao!!!!!!!!!!! yo i just posted a crazy tale as well

Sylvia Hubbard August 17, 2008 at 6:25 PM

fact is always more interesting than fiction. trust me i write fiction and i can't seem to beat what goes on in the real world no matter how ridiculous i may get.

One Man’s Opinion August 17, 2008 at 6:46 PM

For some reason this post just made me remember that some bitch keyed the back of my car some time yesterday. Thanks for pissing me off.

Sweet KeiKei August 17, 2008 at 7:34 PM

damn, i was wrong. that ish just sounded too far fetched 2 me. i just hope ol boy is making better decisions when it comes to women nowadays

Lovebabz August 17, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Shit. I can't imagine doing that crazy stuff. YIKES! I just new this was FICTION! Oh well.

Anonymous August 17, 2008 at 10:06 PM

we jamaicans be scared to death when we hear voodoo lol... No lie...

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