Randomness, Randomosity, Randomilicious... OK you get the point!

I got water damage on my crackberry last week late at night... and I swear I went into detox and body started having convulsions from my trackball and keypad not working for the rest of that night until I could get to the VZ store the next morning. I really didn't get a good night sleep. So if you have my number and you call me or text me and I reply who is this... don't be acting crazy because I have a new phone and don't have your number... just politely say who it is, I don't need all that banter about oh I ain't good enough to have my number in your phone mess... just hush and I will re-save it now

What is up with trannies being the new hit thing in reality TV... everyone is tired of Diddy and his reality shows... so he gets a tranny... and I have to admit... I am rooting for him/her to win...hehehhehehehehehe
Then just when everyone is asking why the heck America's Next Top Model is still on... they get them a damn tranny too...Yes ya'll this is a man... you would've got that wrong if her arse was on Maury Povich... yes sir! It's really starting to get hard out here for a pimp because there ain't no way you could tell this chick ain't really one.

Went bowling with my young'n boo on friday... had fun but can I get a real date? I felt like a child molester and felt like people were staring at me like what the heck is this grown ass woman doing with this little boy.

This past Saturday was E's fantasy football draft
1 down... 2 more to go...

Every one in the league... I'm telling you now... that your going down!

After the draft I went to a cook out


I'm bussing arse in spades and ish...
trying to mind my own bizness and look what I see

Somebody thought they got a deal on some Bebe shorts, too bad the bootleg man can't spell.... heheheheehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehe... whew I was crying off this mess... she had the nerve to be flaunting her ass around the whole day, dancing, dropping down and scraping the floor with it... hilarious... but you know God don't like ugly right...

When I left the cookout... My hair dresser had a party... and I dropped down and scraped the floor with it and my jeans ripped...(sorry... I aint take a pic of that...lol) I was too mad... those were some good jeans... they were kinda snug though... I mean I had had them since college and God knows I ain't nowhere near as small as I was in college... so it did take some work to get in them yesterday...

I need to lose like 10-12 pounds for real and going to the gym once a week ain't quite working. Birthday month weight... yeah from drinking and eating everything in site for my birthday month (May) I gained about 8 pounds and haven't lost it all summer.

Don't tell nobody but I miss Semipro.... And not miss like ya'll thinking... Like if I still wanted the D, I could suck up my pride to call for a booty call... actually no I couldn't... but just talking to him... he made me laugh... I miss our silly conversations, our quirky, sexy code texting that was like our own special language, ugh... caught myself sliding threw his myspace page the other day just to see if anything was new in his life... he had a couple new pics up from his season. His ass looked real good in one shot..I'm addicted to football booties if you didn't already know. I wanted to come threw the computer and smack it. Ugh... why do I like assholes... his coaching season has started so I would be going back to not seeing him for a while anyway, but it's just the damn point...

Speaking of myspace... I saw a pic of my ex... like the real ex... the one who we lived together for a year and I thought he was the one ex. With a picture with his new GF and she had an engagement ring on her finger. I wish them the best. We talked about her... he used to call me saying he really loved her and was messing up. Cheating on her and such just like he did me. Then when he wasn't cheating she still accused him of it and wouldn't let him forget. They broke up a couple times. He would call me again. I truly am happy for them...because from the sidelines I saw him grow. He still wasn't mature enough for me... because we will always be in that fresh out of college state of mind with each other... but I do see how he has grown some. So again I am happy for them but you know as a female we still have to hate a lil bit. OMG... the damn ring was so small in the pic it looked like fairy dust that was flying threw the sky and one speckle happened to fall on her hand by mistake right before they clicked the pic.

you wanna know what else I learned on myspace
yeah so even the ads know that I ain't got a man to cuddle with when it starts to get cold. I wanted to throw my computer when I logged in and this was the mess I saw...ugh... I know BF season is right around the corner but they aint gotta rub it in and ish

I did meet me somebody at the cook out... and he's a country boy so he's smitten already. Gangsta swag with a Masters and thinking about going to law school. My kinda guy! Only 6 feet though... ugh... but a new prospect... yes indeed!

And I know it's kinda sad... but why can I see myself being Ms. Price like 30 years from now

Can you believe the summer is almost over. Fo' real it has already started getting a lil chilly in NYC at night.

Due to my post last week... I think I have more blogger friends on facebook than I do real friends now.

I got a huge craving for Hibachi... @ The F*&K it List... can we have this blog brunch thingy at Benihana's? Please...

I'm job hunting... who wants to hire me?

I cant decide which Dallas home game I want to go to this year. I always go to a Chicago game too and I can't decide if I want to do that since I've already been to the Chi twice this year. Thinking about going to ATL when they play the Falcons instead.

I love ATL.

The city... not the team because the team sucks really bad!

Are you ready for some foooooooooottttttbbaaaaaalllllll!!!!

Why did I have to defend myself to some dude the other day who tried to play me when I started talking about football. Why can't a chick be knowledgeable about the game and know more than who the cutest players are? He kept throwing cowboys questions at me... back to back to back.. Then finally gave up and was like... well you know the cowboys... your suppose to know your team... but you don't know the game. I almost punched him in the face. Ignant arse.

I haven't touched my Nintendo Wii in about a month... another reason I haven't lost any weight

I'm ready for a hair change... was thinking about this..
but I don't know how having my hair so close to my head would look on me. I have a little apple head and it may make me look like beetlejuice when they shrunk his head but IDK...

Jazmine Sullivan need to bring her arse to NYC for a show!

J&R Music Festival is this week... Terrence Howard, JOE, Solange, and others that I don't care to give a shout out to at the moment.

I miss male R&B groups (Jodeci, Boyz II Men, Blackstreet, Jagged Edge, Dru Hill, Silk, H-Town... the list goes on)... do we even have any right now? Name one that has a hit on the radio right now... I bet you can't. That's sad! And bet not nunya'll say Pretty Ricky... ugh!

Love Jones

I want a sight raped hunter to blindly pursue me as his prey (sigh)

My happy hour at Covo Tratoria is going down on the 27th so save the date!!!

Anybody know what happened to Poca... is she like gone forever... or just taking a break?

I need a new blog crush... I have not one to cyber flirt with anymore... I feel deprived

My sax player crush at church has not been there the last 3 weeks...

Yesterday I got sat next to this creepy man at church. He is always staring at me. Ugh... so I already knew it was gon be some mess... Why he talked me to death the whole service. Had the nerve to tell me I wasn't singing loud enough during praise and worship... Talkin' some... I can't hear you when the Music Director said all the ladies sing... He lucky we was in the house of the Lord. Then you know you always gotta say something to ya neighbor when you welcome the visitors. He hugged me a lil too tight... Then during alter call he made appoint to tell me he was going to Harlem fest... then the end of service wanted to hug goodbye... I oblige and he planted the nastiest wet kiss on my cheek... I threw up in my mouth... ugh!

Or maybe I was just overly irritated because Ms. Red came to visit me at like 7 this morn...

nah that wasn't it.. his nasty old self was getting fresh in church!

I've only watched 1 USA basketball game and I refuse to watch until Wade grows his hair back... period! So ya'll let me know when/if he does...

Tupac 2Pac Tupac... Anthony Mackie is playing him in that Biggie movie.
I don't know how I feel about that. I mean he's been in some big time movies... but I only remember him in She Hate Me... I mean this is my husband... so he better bring it... the gangsta swag, the super sexy slim chocolate intelligent poetic... did I say sexy? I don't see sexy when I see Anthony Mackie.

Maybe I should sell my eggs. I mean I ain't using 'em and I heard them babies are going for big bucks these days.

I saw this fine ass cop last week at the Jilly from Philly concert and I keep thinking about him. Dollface kept telling me to make a move... but I didn't. I kinda got this thing about passing on cops after I had that lame date with one on new years. NYC cops just always come off as if they have to overcompensate and usually fall short. But he was fine as all hail. Damn... maybe I shouldn't put all cops in a box... but I don't know though... like Madea... "I dont mess wit no po-po" LOL

I added some new people to my blog roll... check em out if you can figure out which ones they are...lol... all good people cuz they my people!

OK... I think I'm randomized out! Happy Monday!!!


Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 12:51 AM

girl it took me like half way down before i realized this was one of those random ones. and i loved reading every word of it! you are such a trip. i was lmao the whole time. i wish i knew you in life.

anywho, try the new hair. you have something similar now so the change won't be as drastic as you think. plus i have a smaller head than you so i know what you mean by getting something so close to the head.

Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 12:54 AM

and that fairy dust and knock off shorts was KILLING ME. you are three much. don't worry about homegirl and the cheating ex-man. im so glad you let that go. what kind of girl knows her man is a serial cheater and gets engaged to his ass. man whateva, you need a man who can buy you a bigger ring anyway. homeboy can't afford you. hahahah

k im done talking ish. happy monday!

kiki August 18, 2008 at 1:35 AM

eb you are not going to become ms price ...please don't lol

country boy, gangsta swag,and 6'0 foot ...sound like my type of guy

and i don't know how they are going to pull off him looking like tupac

who was your first blog crush in the first place?

and that hair cut is sexy

im so glad im not the only one that checks on her ex page from time to time ...man i miss him sometimes

and if you want to lose some weight im telling you kickboxing will help and hurt at the same time

and you know the bootleg man put and extra bebee on there so it can take up space on her ass lol

Eb the Celeb August 18, 2008 at 1:52 AM

@Emeritus - in his defense... he really isnt cheating anymore... hasn't in the last year anyway

@kiki - my first blog hubby was soumy and my first blog boo was Swag

lmao @ needing the extra E to cover her ass

The Flyyest August 18, 2008 at 2:16 AM

ok i aint gonna pin point all your randomness but imma do a few..lol

um i broke (wait BD broke) my phone last week.... my shit looks so pitiful!!!

im tired of diddy too....NEXT!!!

i really dont know how many next top models we are gonna have.....what are the last 10 model winners doing!!! SHIT!!!!!
tyra.....lets jus focus on the tyra show!!!

BEBEE!!!!! SMH and LMAO!!!!!

hardknocks huh!!! hhmmm maybe i should check it out!!! i guess imma dummy cuz i NEVER heard of it...lol

im job hunting as well.....i jus hate working!


i love that hair cut!!! i think youll look hott with that!!! i been wanting to cut my hair like mika did but im scared

dayum i miss the good groups too....even the good female groups!
pretty ricky??? EW

i need another blog crush as well.....swag got old!!! LOL

im not too sure what to think about anthony mackie playin tupac!! i remember him as papa doc in 8 mile when rabbit clowned him and he was tech in crossover...other than that....(who is he?? lol)

happy monday....(even tho its still sunday over here) LMAO

Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 8:25 AM

I've got a blog crush!!!! First one. That mess snuck up on me, lol.

I am SO ready for football! Got the whole season all lined up with times and channels. My Mondays will be that much better!!

That girl needed to be smacked upside the head for them Ebonically-spelled shorts. She'd be better off just wearing regular shorts with no letters.

Chester at the church should have taken his tail up to the altar call and got some blessings instead of tryin' to cop a feel in the Lord's house. Goin' to hell in gasoline draws!

Lina August 18, 2008 at 8:28 AM

Girl, you need to do more randoms cause that was long as hell....loved it though.

ShonaVixen August 18, 2008 at 8:31 AM

I so agree with you - Diddy we've had enough and well they arent showing that show yet over here in the UK! Just have to make do wiv I love New York 2 and From G's to Gents..some mess that is!
I agree with you, there are no male groups around @ all!!I miss all of them even Az Yet..lol

B August 18, 2008 at 8:39 AM

Water in the Crackberry? Oh hells nah I'd be having convulsions too, chile. Glad you got a new one because that's serious.

I'm so over TV this days. This tranny phase is killin' me.

Ewww to lady in the Bebee (3 E's? Shoot me now)...Jesus please take the wheel!

LOL @ Beetlejuice's shrunken head. You are a messsss.

Have a great upcoming week, sis!

Rich August 18, 2008 at 9:04 AM

Happy Monday, that was an entertaining start to the day.

nikki August 18, 2008 at 9:09 AM

LMAO@fairy dust! *whew*...sounds like you dodged a fleck of dirt, um, a bullet.

blog crushes are cool until you've read them for six months and realize they ran out of shit to say after three.

socialedisturbed. August 18, 2008 at 9:23 AM

before i read this to the entirety.. lemme just say i love this site already.. y?... cuz u have THE HOTTEST initials EVER...
HOLLA! lolol.. ok.. ima about to start surfin thru the site.. i just had to put that out there

(vixenchick) August 18, 2008 at 9:49 AM

lol at all the trannies! i love trannies! i'm the biggest fag hag ever. i think you should go for the haircut. i've always wanted to cut my hair short but i can't cuz i got a big ass forehead, lol.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T August 18, 2008 at 10:25 AM

pics remind me of an old school yard saying
in essense fat (green shorts) and skinny (model) were in the bed........

Designer Qui August 18, 2008 at 10:47 AM

i love this blog! you went from talking about one thing to the next!

the tranny on ANTM is Isis. She/He was on a special they did called "born in the wrong body" on msnbc. i also recognize her from last season's ANTM because she was in their very first photoshoot. she designed their clothes for the first shoot.

LMAO@ fairy dust ring!

Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 10:53 AM

LOl @ Bebee. Her dumb azz didn't know how to spell it either.

I'm so ready for football season.

I use to check my ex's myspace until that negro took it down. I believe his new chick had something to do with that.

I went to Benihana's Friday night. That's so good eating. I had Rocky's Choice.

Mr.Slish August 18, 2008 at 11:55 AM

You need your own television show...That should be your next gig..Get a video camera and start video taping yourself at all these events you attend I guarantee someone will come knocking to pay you to do that for real...lol

OG, The Original Glamazon August 18, 2008 at 12:05 PM

I love writing and reading random blogs more than any other kind!!

Fills in all the missing pieces about the blogger! *lol*


Brown Girl Gumbo August 18, 2008 at 12:08 PM

OMG, I can't believe that girl in those fake "Bebe" shorts! LOL!!

I can't wait to see that Biggie movie. Never thought that Anthony Mackie would be a good 2pac, but those pix just changed my mind!

contagiouslyCRANKY August 18, 2008 at 12:24 PM

LOL at the Maury Povich reference... i swear Maury has become a part of the black culture!

What in THE hell was up with ol girl and the bebee shorts..lawd why? It reminds me off tha episiode of MY WIFE AND KIDS when J the wearing some Juicy pants and the J pops off so everyone is callin her UICY and she had no clue...

Love tha J-Hud do..i just cut my hair like the Spotlight video and I must say its BANGIN

LASTLY..i too miss the male R&B groups.. I laid up all weekend with sideboo bangin IT out to Meeting in my Bedroom lol.. love me some Silk!

Sweet KeiKei August 18, 2008 at 12:32 PM

girl u know i must digg ya style cuz aint no way in tha world i read blog posts this long! lol

that's a cute haircut....i say go for it. maybe go to a hairstore and try on a wig that's similar to give u an idea as to how you would look. it gotta be a good wig though not one of those bulky ones.

and i must 2nd mr. slish u do have a way about u that i'm sure people would luv to tune in 2 watch u on tv. i know i would. ditch the digital & get a camcorder. u can still edit out what u dont want people to see. dont look for a job...create your own. i wish my arse had sum talent cuz i woulda been up outta this place long ago.

& dayum....y we gotta be dummies?? lol

have a fabulous week!!!

12kyle August 18, 2008 at 1:10 PM

@ Eb the Celeb
Trannies on tv? I won't be tuning in for that

You like the Cowboys??? You don't say?!? Lmao. I do love that show

Facebook is the shyt!

C'mon to ATL...I need a babysitter for free99.

Liz August 18, 2008 at 1:36 PM

uhm daaaaaaaaaaayum! LOL! girl you know i read this at work between calls! it was all very entertaining though! LMAOOOO @ fairy dust rings... i hated on my ex fiancee's new fiancee's ring as well so it is what it is... I am LOVING the haircut. i say go for it! loves it!

queenbee August 18, 2008 at 2:30 PM

lol @bebee shorts, she know she dead wrong for that..even if they were bebe

Tranny(s) on reality tv are the black

love the random ass post!! happy monday...back to nursing my hangover :)

Blu Jewel August 18, 2008 at 2:31 PM

i was done when i saw chic's bebee shorts.

i'm going through that i want to change my hair phase. i want shorter hair, but haven't found THAT one style yet.

Trannies have a place in society too. I'm not hating on them. I have a very good and close older friend who's trans-gendered.

i miss real R&B music period.

that cookout reminds me of the family reunion i crashed back in 88when i was in military school at Ft. Lee, VA

faith August 18, 2008 at 2:58 PM

This post was hella random Eb. I feel your pain on the bberry though because being with out it is extremely traumatic. i laughed outloud at the bebee shorts. hot mess.

dessex August 18, 2008 at 3:04 PM

me and you need to talk because for the life of me...I don't get fantasy football for nothing.

MP August 18, 2008 at 4:02 PM

LMAO @ fairy dust! Hatin' ass! LOL

Brithday MONTH! That's why you put on all that weight! Damn! Black people always over doing it! I can't stay the heck away from food any month. Getting sick last week was best thing to happen to me in that department.

Thank you girl because you just gave me my new hair style! That hair is hot hot hot! I can't wait. I actually have the hair cut now just much shorter so that means that I only have to let it grow something that it won't stop doing right now anyway!

Sexxy Luv August 18, 2008 at 4:27 PM

-Mrs. Red has me feeling like i weight 300 lbs! ugh! not so funny right now!

-girl you better track that cop down! i love a man in uniform! lol

-eboo's are great! but just like in the real world they are scarce! lol

Sexxy Luv August 18, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Forgot to mention that i wanted to throw my keyboard at the monitor when i seen that add about the BF season!

soumynona August 18, 2008 at 4:59 PM

Quite random but its all good - btw
what do you have against ball headed men (Dwade)
You know that's the only way I roll

Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 5:23 PM

I noticed that My.space ad also. Pure mess

Anonymous August 18, 2008 at 5:32 PM

The amount of cheap cottage cheese that sister is selling is EPIC!

Only thing about the egg selling (Trust cause I've considered it, since i'm NOT even trying to go there but I certainly hate periods and like money on my bank)is: Hormones... they make you take a shitload of them, they make you wacky sick to your tummy and fat... in light of that I'd have to be 70% more desperate than i normally get for all of that

clnmike August 18, 2008 at 6:31 PM

Lol yeah that was definitely random, I lost my own train of thought.

Eb the Celeb August 18, 2008 at 6:34 PM

@Slish - my ish would be too real for TV... you know them damn reality shows are scripted and I aint one for remembering lines... but one of my white friends did tell me that I need my own show... and my friends think I'm funny... I just think I'm neurotic but whatever roles in the dough right? LOL

@dessex - you just lost a couple cool points bruh... so yeah we gotta talk... I'll put you up on game

@MP - Daaaaammmmnnn... See now I can call myself fat... but you can't....lol.... can you tell like fo' real fo' real though... now you got me all self conscious and ish!

And then you gon jack my hairstyle... I swear... black people!

@Soumy - I have nothing against bald men... I actually love bald men... but if your head is shaped right... D. Wade's head is not shaped right for a baldy... he looks like an alien

Seven August 18, 2008 at 6:47 PM

LMAO @ bebee Classic!

YESSSS! I so can't wait to see them BOYS in action forreal foreal. I've been waiting all summer for Dallas to rock it.

Kayos August 18, 2008 at 7:37 PM

WOW @ Bebee!!! I'm more concerned at her getting that damn bite out her ass ore than noticing the Bebee is spelled wrong. Dimples and a damn bite. She know she was uncomfortable. Yeast!

I love Hard Knocks but I refuse to watch this season. I see enough of them Damn Cowboys! Yeah I said it. I can't stand them doofuses!

Love the new hairstyle. It would look great on you.

As for you seeing this fine ass policaman, have you noticed the fine men showin up in the Olympics!?!? I swear. Sports just breed fineness.

Love your randomness. Oh and I hate I'm gonna miss the E Fantasy draft. Be on the lookout for a girl named TNT Panties. She be killin folks.

Pajnstl August 18, 2008 at 7:38 PM

The ANTM tranny girl done fooled a plenty kneegrows!! lol

lol @ you talking shyt and playing spades..

Why oh why would i have been DYING laughing with you at BEBEE... no ma'am how bout you do a little research b4 you buy bootleg.

I like that cut on j. hudson


lawd geesus...i would have been in withdrawals too without my phone.

The F$%K it List August 18, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Your random post are starting to get like 12kyles Longgggg and causing me carpal tunnel hahaha.

OH I love Benihana's so I'm down. All the rest of ya'll just need to be free so we can get to eating. I'll agree to not doing it in the BK.

Hair, is a YES YES

uhm yeah I saw you bought me for a $1 that is WACK. Not even $5.DAMN Facebook.

MsPuddin August 18, 2008 at 8:56 PM

im honestly not mad at all this new found tranny bizness. work it!

tranny is the new black lol although I am mad at those bebee shorts and how far in her ass they are.

JH crop is cute, go for it!

Monique August 18, 2008 at 9:12 PM

Come to Atlanta! And when you do, I got you on your first drink!

Gangstarr Girl August 18, 2008 at 9:33 PM

OMG I was at the same cookout. Them nutcrackers were poppin lol. But I saw "Bebee" girl. Me and my friend did a double take at the same time like WTF. But which is worse, the fact that she jammed her cottage cheesy booty in shorts that were clearly too small, or the fact that the shorts were a blatantly mispelled knockoff?

Gangstarr Girl

Eb the Celeb August 18, 2008 at 9:54 PM

@ the f list - hahahahah... yeah you were hella cheap on owned... so I scooped you up quick

@gangstar girl - See that's why I gotta stop putting people on blast because that could have been ya girl or something...lol

the old me August 18, 2008 at 10:15 PM

I wanted to comment on so many things but then you showed me the pic of that healthy girl in the bebe shorts and I lost my appetite and can't even remember what I wanted to say.

If you delete that pic I might just return and finish reading the post...lol

The F$%K it List August 18, 2008 at 10:18 PM

DANG! hella heap*running away crying*

I forgot to comment on the candid of that womans shorts DAMN SHAME! HAHA bootleggers should invest in spell check.

DollFace August 18, 2008 at 11:58 PM

Did somebody say HIBACHI?! Girl ya'll better not leave me out!

And country boy...so sweet. I like him Eb:) Too bad his brother thinks we're screwing!

And ya boy...will call you on that since i don't know who reads your blog. Been messing around too long in the chickenhead kingdom...I don't fux with that!

And I SO agree on that Jazzy Sullivan thing.

At least dude tried to warn you about the hole in your jeans...probably after he gawked at your arse for a hot minute though!

Consistently Inconsistent... August 19, 2008 at 9:46 AM

Your randomness rocks, I am sorry your phone was dead briefly when my Sk died briefly I thought I'd die...seriously I was shaking and what not....I completely relate..

So whats your size Imma send you some of those Bebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's

Eb the Celeb August 19, 2008 at 10:22 AM

@ NYC bloggers - I couldnt wait for ya'll on the hibachi tip... I was feeenniiinn so I went yesterday for lunch but we can def up for doing it again real soon so f*ck it list... set it up missy

@dollface - yes NC is a sweetie... girl why have I talked to his dad already... lord... he left his phone and went back to NC yesterday to get his car and such and his dad answered it... I thought I was gonna die... he gave me his number to call him down there... and I did... we talked for about an hour.. he really is a sweetie and already asked me out on a date so we gon see what he's working with when he gets back this weekend...So I may get my real date after all before the summer is over...lol

Oh and nun of my boys know about this blog... they only know about my music one

and I know right... he had to be staring long and hard to get up the nerve to say something

kay* August 19, 2008 at 11:01 AM

girl you definitely are rocking that short hair! was it a big decision for you to cut it - i'm so afraid! i know, i know...what was your experience like before and after?

Mimi August 19, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Wow Eb, when you said random you really meant RANDOM!! lol...at least it wasn't one of the randoms like "what in the hell is this fool talking about?!" lol.

The weird dude in church story made me say "EWWWWW" out loud...so gross! lol

Anonymous August 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM

I feel like you were trying to punish me in a way... putting home chick in the bebee shorts up there... i'm embarrassed for her

Ms. Lovely August 19, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Bebee?! LMFAO! The nerve of some folk

I see sexy when I see Anthony Mackie :(

Super Dave Van Buren August 19, 2008 at 12:04 PM

this was a whole lot of randomness. but them bebee shorts were funny as hell.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs August 19, 2008 at 12:06 PM

I'm proud of you Sistah...It is extremely hard to get through a night with your phone being out of order..I've been there and done that and it ain't nothing nice....Lord help us people who rely on technical toys to survive...lol

MsKnowitAll August 19, 2008 at 1:19 PM

Hey Eb!

I'm not really feeling reality trannies... but hey everyone else is getting the limelight - they should too.

Anthony Mackie as Tupac... I dunno. I love Pac and though I like Mackie... he's just not thug enough! We'll have to see once the movie comes out.

Ticia August 19, 2008 at 1:27 PM

Hey girly!! How are you?
I am going to the Bears and Philly game - cannot wait!!!

Brianna August 19, 2008 at 4:10 PM

that is a lot of damn randomness!!! but i just wanted to say i think that new cut would be cute.

Monie August 19, 2008 at 4:18 PM

D.E.A.D. @ the fairy dust and those damn "BeeBe" shorts or whatever the hell. She need her ass kicked.

Miss B August 19, 2008 at 4:44 PM

Whew!! Girl that was a long ol post...lol

That girl's pants are HILARIOUS!!!! Bebee?? really...I walk past that store all the time and its still spelled bebe...LMAO!!!

Cute cut!!! Get it!!

Anonymous August 19, 2008 at 5:42 PM

Love this post. If i lost my crackberry or got something on it, I think i'd fall out. and LOL at the description of that ring!!!

Nina August 19, 2008 at 5:56 PM

ease up on the tranny talk..isis is one of my close friends...

Eb the Celeb August 19, 2008 at 6:12 PM

@kay* - I've had short hair just about all my life... it wasnt until I moved to NYC 4 years ago that I started letting it grow and then experimenting with weaves so it wasn't traumatic at all

@nina - hahahaha... I dont have anything against trannies... its just their getting pimped right now... reality tv is always about pimpin the next type of personality that doesn't get world wide exposure... its been the rich white man (bachelor), the ghetto black chick (flavor of love, the gay man (every season of the real world), the lesbian (tila tequilla) and now its the tranny...

Anonymous August 19, 2008 at 7:11 PM



*taking a breath*




Dana August 19, 2008 at 8:58 PM

LMAO @ BEBEE!!! LMAO LMAO!!! At first I was like damn her shorts too tight...then I saw the spelling! DAMN!! Anywho! This was an entertaining piece just like all of the others except this one was EXTRA special b.c I saw a picture of my love!!! TUPAC!!

The Black Kat August 19, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Eb... you are hilarious, girl. lol! I was *dead* at the fairy dust comment. lmao!

And... awww @ your lil' bowling date. Cause I've got a young one pushing up, too.

And I am ---> HERE <--- with you on the fantasy football thing. Been playin' it for about 5 years now. 1st time I started playin'... the dudes were like "Yeah... you're just gonna be pickin' all the cute players." *smh* I guess that's why I've been beatin' them (most years), huh? *smh* Shit... while I'm talkin'... I guess it's also the reason they haven't invited me to play in their leagues this year, too. *sigh*

Um... chick in the bebee shorts was just all kinds of wrong for that. Reminded me of the chick at the airport who was screaming "Grab my Louie! Grab my Louie!" as it was coming down the baggage machine. I was ROLLIN'! 1st... people who own REAL LV luggage, definitely aren't apt to making announcements about it to draw attention to the fact that they own it. And 2nd, next time... don't come out lookin' like the chicken head in the pro-keds shoes and have the other two chicks with you carrying their luggage around in PLASTIC BAGS (trash bags at that) and think we're fallin' for that fake LV *ish. ----> NEXT!

We have too much in common, girl. Benihana's # is programmed into my phone! Hibachi scallops all day!

The Diva's Thoughts August 20, 2008 at 2:43 AM

OK those bebee shorts had me DYING!!! lol

Why didn't her homegirl tell her about herself? Dag!

jenteel August 20, 2008 at 6:39 AM

ok so...
i know u r a true pac fan
in a time when he seems 2 be 4gotten
u mentioned him
he is the greatest!

when ny'ers were clownin me
and calling me a trader
i hung on tough
he got me @ juice and that was it!

u don't have to cut ur hair!
although i did 1ce upon a time
recently i got a short wig
(mt 1st)
i won't cut my hair for a flying fancy!lol!

Veronica Wright August 20, 2008 at 8:37 AM

You probaly won't even believe me but Isis (the ANTM Trannie) is my co-workers cousin!!! BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

cherry's kid August 20, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Moment of silence for the phone and thank god for VZ!

Bwahahahahahaha @ the shorts & the ring!!!!!! OMG What the Fuck!!!! Bwahahahahaha sorry...still laughing!!!!

What's wrong with the youngin? Sometime it's good but what's worst is when you are on a 'real date' with him and people are still looking at you like who is this grown ass woman with this young ass boy.

Okay, the 27th? I'm down....seefergie@vzw.blackberry.net.....Oh and there's a free concert in the city coming up....got to check heineken red star soul for it and this other free concert website...forgot it now but when I find it I'll let you know!!!

karrie b. August 20, 2008 at 1:40 PM

that hair is gonna be delish on you!


Cat August 20, 2008 at 8:13 PM

The hair will be cute on you.
I was surprised to hear about a Tupac/Biggie Movie- I like Anthony Mackie though (hated She hate Me). Angela Bassest's in it as Biggie's mother (not sure how I feel about that one but i love Angela). Do you know who will play adult Biggie (I think his real son is playing him as child).

-::brown sugar::- August 20, 2008 at 8:44 PM

lol..i love your blog lol...

and not so sure on ol' boy playing Tupac..he don't have that thug-sweet mix Tupac has...no one can play the man...

Eb the Celeb August 20, 2008 at 8:58 PM

@browngirl - that's exactly what I did when I saw it... I couldn't stop laughing

@dana - now u know pac is MY husband...lol

@black kat - why do I have one of my boys in a draft right now and he up here bberry IM'ing me asking for pick advice... lol

and girl I couldn't even wait til the blog meet-up I went to benihana's with one of my homegirls for lunch on monday...lol

@jenteel - yes I love pac... and my hair is actually shorter than this in the back... I would have to grow it out to get that style so it wont be traumatic at all

@cherry's kid - putting you on my happy hour blast list as we speak

thx KB

@Cat - I forget the dudes name... but I have video of him on my music blog... he's a BK native... hand picked by Ms. Wallace herself

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