A whole lot of randomosity...

Did you see LT's outfit in the press conference after the game last night... so damn cute!



Why do most men not know how to iron... I don't understand.
Why don't most men know how to pee without getting little yellow droplets on the toilet. I mean you have been doing this just about your whole life, shouldn't you have it down by now? Shouldn't you be able to do it with your eyes closed, I mean every toilet is the same exact size.


Hey did you hear the joke about the preacher with 86 wives? No... really... because it ain't a joke. Read the full article here but basically a nigerian muslim preacher had 86 wives... they told him he had to divorce all but 4 and he said no so now he's being detained... why do you need 86 wives? Fo real though!


US abortion rates are down 33% and 50% in teens...YAY!... No not yay stupid... this means that more and more young people that have no business having kids are actually having them and trying to raise them. I saw this teenage girl walking down the street at the parade and had one of these...they think kids are a damn accessory... and then they wonder why the grow up to be hoodlums... because you were a snot nosed brat when you had them...walking around with a knock-off gucci baby carrier. But to get off the kids, the study also shows that abortion rates are high among older women with children. The report said that abortions are most likely among women of color that are unmarried and already have kids with low incomes... To read the entire report go here.

I need a drink!

I just bought this t-shirt... Purple is my fav color so I have been looking for one for a while and I finally got one.

I am extremely bored with life.


Remember that fact or fiction I did about my boy who had the chick that put the chicken under his mattress. Why he saw her when he was at the parade and ran and hid behind a Mr. Softee truck so she wouldn't see him... LMAO... punk... He was like no I just didn't want a confrontation. No nig... you are a punk! Ha!

I HAVE LOST NO WEIGHT!!! UUUGGHHHH!!!

A couple people keep asking me about this month's happy hour... it was just a summer thing... sorry folks... maybe if we find another spot that makes it worth our wild we'll get it poppin' for the fall but as of right now... we're done with it. Get your outfits ready for the halloween party though... me and my people get it in every year... its too much fun... I'll give more details as it gets closer. I'm thinking about being Cupid this year... maybe it will bring me some love... last year I was the chocolatest rainbow brite that you ever did see... peep a couple picks...

Me and Rick James

I don't know who or what they were trying to be

Me and Hakim (the ruler of Zamunda), and Ladybug



Jazmine Sullivan Fearless and JOE Thomas New Man CD's are in stores today... GO GET THEM... and you can check out reviews over at Jonesin'



My COWBOYS ARE 3-0... Next week we



Don't you hate when you do those little blog things and they tell all your business... example:




You Are 8: The Challenger



You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges.

You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.

You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times.

Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself.


At Your Best: You are heroic, courageous, and ready to change the rules of the world. A true leader and inspiration.


At Your Worst: You intimidate, fight, or threaten to get your way. And you won't back down.


Your Fixation: Lust


Your Primary Fear: Being harmed or controlled


Your Primary Desire: To be independent and self sufficient


Other Number 8's: Donald Trump, Courtney Love, Pablo Picasso, Fidel Castro, and Rosie O'Donnell.



Have you seen the R. Kelly interview... if you haven't you haven't missed anything because this parody of the interview is 10 times better. I wondered why they had punk ass Toure interview him... why not someone that was going to ask some real questions do the interview... but you know Kels can't handle the pressure of a REAL interview if he was sweating when Toure was asking him questions... either way... the parody:

55 comments

Beautifully.Conjured.Up September 23, 2008 at 10:59 AM

I hate when men pee on the toilet...as if they are shaking their penis while peeing...eeeewwww!!!

Personally, I support Polyandry...in which the woman is married to two or more husbands :)

Real Talk September 23, 2008 at 11:19 AM

and how in the world does the pee get all down the side? i still can't figure that one out...

funny cuz me and my mother were talking about that earlier this week, about older women getting pregnant and already having practically grown kids. the ones she knew of actually had the kids (but they really didn't want any more). but that prompted some people she knew at the time to get their tubes tied.

Skinny Black Girl September 23, 2008 at 11:46 AM

LT looked so damn fine at that press conference.

Don't they have to hold and aim when they pee? If they're actually aiming then why DOES piss get everywhere? Ugh.

Somebody please slap the girl with the baby in the faux Gucci carrier. You should not be trying to accessorize your teenage motherhood. Fuck outta here.

Cowboys are 3-0 while my Colts are freakin 1-2. Sigh. At least the Eli is handling business because Big Brother Manning is pissing me off.

That R. Kelly interview was such a waste. He spent an hour ducking questions. My God, he was worse than Sarah Palin.

MzInspiredMind81 September 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Eb,

--You ain't NEVER lied about the teenagers who think that having a baby is the "in thing" to do. They can't wait to dress it, take all kinds of pictures w/ it, do it's hair...it's a CHILD, not a dam toy. UGH!

--I need a drink myself. Friday is going to be one big coonish event for me.

--Ok, I knew there was another reason that we were Internet BFF's! LMAO! I LOVE the color purple as well...that shirt is fiyah!! I'm on a massive man hunt to find that now(yea I'm jocking your style..lol)

--The Deadskins ain't even ready for what we bout to bring them..I'll have to email you this picture!

--I wish Kells would sit hisself down somewhere...lawd have mercy! I'm so over him.

Thoughts of a Southern gal September 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM

LT was looking scumptious at the press conference.

I'm already teaching my 3 yr old son to shake it before he moves it from over the toilet. I don't get why men don't do that.

That Obama shirt is tight. Have you seen the one where he's dunking a ball over McCain? I'm still debating if I want to get it because it's $36. I've never paid more than $12 for a tshirt.

Cute Halloween costume.

nikki September 23, 2008 at 12:11 PM

MY 'BOYS ARE UNDEFEATED!

ladanian is FOINE.

men who tinkle everywhere but in the toilet...NOT cute. i'm about to enforcing some rules...if he can't be accurate with his pee, don't expect to stick the wee wee in me.

rkelly? man, he still around? he just looks like the dirty old man and he ain't even old yet.

Super Dave Van Buren September 23, 2008 at 1:07 PM

Go Chargers!!!

Cowgirls Suck!!

looking good in your rainbow glory.

She Needs September 23, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Girl, I know about the aim thing with men, I live with a little one. It's awful.

Where on earth did you get that shirt, I'e been looking to get me and my baby a Obama shirt. GO OBAMA!

I was given an invitatin to go to the Cowboys/Redskins game Sunday and although his boy plays for the Redskins. I secretly will be cheering for the Cowboys!!

Cute Halloween outfit.

R.Kelly sucks monkey balls. Dang pervert.

K@LiENTe September 23, 2008 at 2:09 PM

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAL...
lmao Lil'Duval is SO dumb!

this was random and i liked it.

ur costume was cute, LT is a cutie

Ms.Honey September 23, 2008 at 2:10 PM

I hate dried up pee on the seat

IntrospectiveGoddess September 23, 2008 at 2:33 PM

A challenger huh? Yeah I can see it...that rainbow brite outfit was too cute!! and your roomates lady bug outfit....LMAO@THe R.kelly parody...going over to Jonesin to check out the reviews

Ticia September 23, 2008 at 2:47 PM

LOLOL - at the video! FUNNY!!!!!!


I love the Cowboys!! Go TO - I got my popcorn baby!!

EB - how are you?

Melody.Darlene September 23, 2008 at 2:50 PM

girl men know how to iron... they're just lazy as all hell!!

Ms. Behaving September 23, 2008 at 3:45 PM

LMAO!!! Girl...that video is hilarious!

ShAé - ShAé September 23, 2008 at 4:23 PM

The rainbow bright get up is fab. ;-)

I don't know why but teens everywhere have decided to severely muck up the next generation.

Oh, and I'm feeling your choice of G.O.A.T.

faith September 23, 2008 at 4:58 PM

that video is too funny. Your Cowboys are looking nice. Sunday's game was ridiculous.

RealHustla September 23, 2008 at 5:21 PM

Great, abortion rates are down!

So, if you should decide to have your baby, why should you have to walk around all frumpy? what's wrong with being cute with a baby. Now, getting pregnant as a teen, that's the problem. Better sex education is what's needed. The knock off gucci carrier is cute. If it was real, ya'll would be criticizing cause as a teen mom she needs to be thinking about saving money.

A teen mom with a baby is a young lady who took responsibility for her actions. Not just someone in the midst of a fad, or a welfare hustler.

Like the study said, even grown as mature women get pregnant by accident.

Eb the Celeb September 23, 2008 at 5:37 PM

@real talk - its crazy because my roommate is a labor and delivery nurse and she comes home with all kinds of stories... there is this one crackhead that has had about 10 kids now... and doesn't take care of any of them... I don't understand at that point why it isn't their choice anymore and the doctor has the right to just tie the tubes... these people dont have insurance and cant take care of the kids but are living on the streets and keep getting pregnant... its so crazy and sad

@mzinspired & she needs- I got it at a boutique in harlem but I saw it on ebay too and was just about to order it off there and then I saw it

@super dave - dont come over here disrespecting my boys... SD lucky they finally got a win

@Ticia - I'm good... how is the CHI missy?


@realhustla - I get what your saying but you didn't see the little girl... she was really flaunting it around like it was an accessory... the gucci just added fuel to the fire...and just because she has a gucci knock off does NOT mean that she isn't on welfare...

Bombchell September 23, 2008 at 5:58 PM

I cant wait for Halloween!!

woah @ the nigerian guy. tsk tsk their only allowed to have 3-4 provided they treat them all equally & can take care of them. hence some end up divorcing them if they dont treat them equally. Like back home u'd see them get a house for each wive. but 84, that's just greedy or messed up.

Lovebabz September 23, 2008 at 6:36 PM

GO COWBOYS! I am a big big FAN!

clnmike September 23, 2008 at 8:31 PM

First let me start of by saying G-G-G-G-Giants!!

Than as far as the peeing is concerned do what my mother says and throw some hair around the seat bet we wont miss than.

And now that you have posted the R.Kelly interview spoof I am going to erase it from my blogs schedule.

THANKS ALOT!

Keith September 23, 2008 at 8:34 PM

I picked up Jazmine Sullivan today,
I thought about you.
I don't know how I missed Joe..
will probably get him this weekend.
Don't Sleep on Ne Yo and Raphael
Saadiq.

Keith September 23, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Hey ,All guys don't leave piss on the toilet seat...That's only after we get to know you...when we are comfortable...you know like
farting around you...You can only do stuff like that when you're comfortably in love or deep like.


-You know of course that I'm just
kidding, right?

A Go Bytch September 23, 2008 at 9:00 PM

When I saw you had random thoughts.. I thought.. "oh Lord she is so funny" but I like that Obama shirt it's hot.. I think my BFF would really like it even though she has a different one..

Ummm I heard about the R Kelly interview..

Oh an in those super colorful close I don't know why but it made me think of Beyonce's sister video... hmmm

have a good night hun!

Go B.

Eb the Celeb September 23, 2008 at 9:12 PM

@clnmike - you cant still post it

@keith - you are so last week sir... trust I did not sleep on either

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs September 23, 2008 at 10:31 PM

Hey Sistah!

I dig the chocolate rainbow brite outfit...that was a clever idea!! So what will you be this year?????

Ms. Bar B: September 23, 2008 at 10:52 PM

Super cute Obama shirt. Purple is my favorite color too so I would definitely rock that one.

Cute costume you had last year. And yes, the chocolate made the rainbow very bright and beautiful. As a fellow chocolate one I have to say that CHOCOLATE RULES!!!

Big Cheekz September 23, 2008 at 11:25 PM

the rainbow brite costume was cute and you took me back about 20 years w/that!

and how in the world are you bored with life? lol

12kyle September 24, 2008 at 12:08 AM

"Why don't most men know how to pee without getting little yellow droplets on the toilet. I mean you have been doing this just about your whole life, shouldn't you have it down by now? Shouldn't you be able to do it with your eyes closed, I mean every toilet is the same exact size."

OMG!!!! That is some funny ish!!! I'm over here rollin'!

You are right...and i really have no logical explanation. *sigh*

good one, sis!

Ness September 24, 2008 at 12:48 AM

I feel you on the 'randomosity' thing. Some of my friends nicknamed me Randy b/c I tend to have random thoughts....lol.

Where did u get the Obama shirt from, do you know if proceeds went to his campaign? If so, can you provide the site ;) thanx a bunch.

Sadiqua P September 24, 2008 at 1:28 AM

love your blog...until i got to the pro-Cowboys stuff :-( its all good though! i was raised a Redskin and have no choice but to go that route. im sorry you have to live that way lmao!

its all love mama...you are dead right about the kids using babies as accessories. they arent a headband or a purse. they eat a lot and pee a lot...lord knows i had no idea what i was getting into when i had my first at 19!!

Smitty September 24, 2008 at 2:47 AM

L.T. is looking real Common-ish in the newsboy cap. They must have won. I see you! You Chocolate Rainbow. It's Friday this year! Expect some crazy shit.

iCandy21 September 24, 2008 at 9:08 AM

Ok, so I've determined that you are the shit! Just from reading your About Me section b4 I made it to the blog I was like...captivated!

Anyway...I love this part, "He was like no I just didn't want a confrontation. No nig... you are a punk! Ha!" Funny funny!..i have to find the blog about that incident

Why do you need to lose weight? have you gained a ton since last halloween...if not, you look fine to me!

Urban Thought September 24, 2008 at 9:13 AM

Chocolate Rainbow Brite. You look damn good. That's what's up.

Dana September 24, 2008 at 10:12 AM

I too LOVE purple! Eb, stop bitin' off me! Haha First it was Tupac...now it's purple??? LOL =) I can't wait to see the next costume! Rainbow B. was pretty cute!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T September 24, 2008 at 10:15 AM

how come i didnt see a food, or beer or espn section or football in that male brain

cute pics jones

Jada September 24, 2008 at 10:46 AM

I never understood how men got pee on the toilet when they have something they can aim. That is not the business.

I believe my Giants are 2-0 so far. Can't wait to actually sit down and watch a game though.

My Dad used to iron all the time...and for everybody for the week. So it's not that men don't know how to iron...it's that they are lazy or either don't care about their appearence.

Did you hear about those chicks a lil while ago that made a pledge to have their babies at the same time. Teenagers intentionally went out and got preggo...one by a homeless man. Teens need to keep thier legs closed and those books and minds open.

And that shirt is the business. I have one in red, white, and blue. But purple is my fave color as well...so I'm jealous of your shirt right now! LOL!

Mekhismom September 24, 2008 at 1:05 PM

It is unfortunate that those young girls are using babies as accessories. But quietly, I want one of those carriers myself - the real one of course!

Eb the Celeb September 24, 2008 at 1:13 PM

@keisha - not sure yet... thinking about cupid though

@big cheekz - its just that things that used to be fun to me aren't anymore and I feel like I don't really know how to evolve in order to make things fun again... I guess I'm just getting old

@Ness - I got it from a boutique in harlem but I saw it on ebay too


@sadiqua - your skins are going dooooowwwnnnn on sunday...lol

@smitty - In know ... nyc is already crazy on halloween and it being a friday is only going to add fuel to the fire

@icandy - its a fact or fiction called when the chicken come home to roost... I think that's what I called it...lol

and I havent gained a tone... I needed to tone back then but I have probably gained about 8 pounds since that time but was out of shape then... now I need to lose between 10-15... 12 is ideal and will get me back to the weight I was when I first moved to NY... 4 years I gained 12 pounds

Thx Urban Thought

@Dana - great minds think alike

@torrance - sports was in there but yes there should have been a section for food/liquor

@jada - yeah I can wait until we play those Giants... ya'll have trouble brewing though... Plaxico was just suspended... ya'll are lucky ya'll have a bye this week

~Shakeia~ September 24, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Tooooooooooo funny! I'm in my office cracking up! Girl! I don't know where to begin:

*Cayute costume!(consider the idea stolen!=)
*Haute Obama shirt!
*Kids having kids pisses me smooth off. Then the lil bastards (sorry) have the nerve to try to buy "designer" stuff. I blame their parents. Priorities, priorites. **smh**

Gotta Let it Out September 24, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Eb!!! You know those pics you always complaining about missing.... peep it now (though its already been more than 24hrs)!!

i.can't.complain. September 24, 2008 at 9:57 PM

im glad u called that shit out as knock off

look at u and them pretty legs

i need a president obama t-shirt

-1-

Epsilonicus September 24, 2008 at 10:21 PM

All toilets are not the same size lol

86 WIVES!?!?!? I have a hard time dealing with just one woman.

Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B September 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM

man. you's a fool Eb.

Aye, let me know where you be getting these "inspirational" pics from you got posted all over you page. I use them as a background for my computer desktop. Just changed it to the pic of the make brain after reading your post.

Hope them lil girls learn about raising kids. Since its now an extracurricular activity to have them. Kids cost...and spending money on designer papooses are NOT helping. TRUST...from a teenage mother myself. But I made it happen for my kids...through hardwork, determination, and understand the difference between Necessity and Desire.

Ya did it again wit this post, EB.

Eb the Celeb September 25, 2008 at 7:12 AM

@tina b - girl it is so random how I get them... I am googling one thing and then something not een related pops up that's funny and I post them...

Obama Mama September 25, 2008 at 8:46 AM

ha, @ the parody of Kels interview. I was thinking the same thing when dude asked if R. liked teenage girls. I was acting all niggerish/coonish/jigabooish and everything. Screaming at the t.v. "negro, its a simple yes or no question" If 14 would've been acceptable he would've said "I play playstation with a few of my 14 year old buddies" you know he would've.

kayellejaye September 25, 2008 at 8:49 AM

Why is R. Kelly stuck on stupid? How can one person be THAT dumb?

J. McFly September 25, 2008 at 10:50 AM

That parody of the interview is hilarious. It's sad that so many young kids don't get to be just that, we need to stop all this youth sex in our communities.

-JM
MrSwagger.com

Cat September 25, 2008 at 2:11 PM

So many comments to make:
1) I want your rainbow brite outfit!
2) flaxseed oil is the truth when trying to lose weight (take it in pill form)
3)did you see the email about wearing the candidate you're voting for as a tshirt when going to vote- they might turn you away- check ny laws to verify if that's true
4) yes homebody did look cute with his little kango hat
5) I swear nigerians need a positive pr person!

The F$%K it List September 25, 2008 at 9:59 PM

1) If Mr F$%K it pees on the seat he knows that he better get to cleaning it up ASAP. Or he knows he will hear my mouth.

2) That Kells interview parody was HIGH-LARIOUS! Me and the Mr watched it like 10 times.

3) That story on the rates of abortion is really sad. 50% down is not an improvement, its only half. There is not a shred of moral fiber left in this country. And it was all eroded by the republican party.

Fashion Guru September 26, 2008 at 9:43 AM

i have had a guy say the toilet is not wide enough for the pee to be aimed directly into the toilet. I was so pissed, considering i sat on it when i REALLY had to go!

Miss Toya September 27, 2008 at 3:26 PM

LMAO @ the parody. That interview was pure garbage. Thanks to the interviewer and the interviewee. Typical Kelz to say a whole bunch of NOTHING!!!!

TGodslittlegirl December 10, 2008 at 2:21 PM

The Male BRAIN...genus!!! Now it all makes sense. The world is balanced now...Totally stealing this one. Do ur thang girl!!! T

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