Top 5 reasons RBW's should like football if they don't already

The season kicks off tonight!!!


My top 5 reasons women should like football if they don't already

Let's count them down.

5. You're no longer considered butch if you do.
There was a time where men felt that only women who were tomboys or gay liked football. Now they know that sexy women like football too. Enjoying and being knowledgeable about football is no longer going to take any part of your femininity away.

4. You're not alone.
You're actually quite late to jump on the bandwagon since 43% of football fans are women. If you actually take the time to learn the basics, its really not that hard to understand either. Ask questions if you don't understand why a team made a certain decision. Just make sure its during half time or a commercial break...lol.

3. Crushing on actors and basketball players is soooooooo 1980.
Look at what the NFL has to offer ladies:


and the list goes on... I didn't want to give you too much at once...lol!

2. The fan apparel specifically for women.
There used to be a time when you went to a game and had to wear something of your boyfriends. It was always 8 sizes too big and you couldn't really feel sexy. Now they have apparel specifically for women.





and the #1 reason why you should like football if you don't already....

1. The football booty.
Man I am telling you there is nothing like seeing a man with a butt you can bounce a quarter off of running up and down a field in tights. Check out this hilarious commercial I found.


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I am seriously considering trying out for the NY Sharks. Seriously!!! The try-outs are this Saturday afternoon and I have been going back and forth with it for the past 2 weeks. I have always wanted to play. I would be a killer WR... but I am nervous because I am so out of shape.

I already know I look good in a jersey... lol

but fo' real... I really want to play. Maybe since I already started working out again, I will just wait and go to the November try-out. I'll keep you posted on whether or not I get the guts to go.

77 comments

*Brittny Christina* September 4, 2008 at 8:56 AM

Thanks for stopping! I love those jersey outfits. After you basically convinced me with your countdown, I might just try once for this yr and make my bf proud. Don't hold me to though. You'll most likey find me by the dip bowl lol

brran1 September 4, 2008 at 8:56 AM

Eb. Are you a Dallas Cowgirls fan?!?

Say it ain't so...

Lina September 4, 2008 at 8:57 AM

It would be soooo effing awesome if you went and tried out.

Kayos September 4, 2008 at 9:03 AM

I was already a fan of football but you gave me the arguments I needed to try ad get these women with the program down here. Girl they just don't know.

Super Dave Van Buren September 4, 2008 at 9:04 AM

awww too bad your such a cowgirls fan. women who like football rock.

Sweet KeiKei September 4, 2008 at 9:08 AM

how did u get to be a cowboys fan??? i grew up in texas so i love anything to do with the state. as far as football i'm aiight wit sports in general but i don't make it my business to watch the games. maybe this year will be different. it's not like i'm doing much else.

She W0rd Hustlez September 4, 2008 at 9:14 AM

I'm just stoked you're a Cowboys fan!

Keith September 4, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Love a woman who loves Football..

Like the long hair on you too..That is sexy!!!

(All guys like long hair, you probably knew that, didn't you?-lolol.)

MP September 4, 2008 at 9:21 AM

Like I needed and excuse to watch football. I love it!! I will admit that it was those tight booties that caught my attention at first!

Eb the Celeb September 4, 2008 at 9:23 AM

@brittny - you just reminded me... another reason to like football is you have an excuse to eat junk food...lol

@brran - YES YES YES YES YES I am!!!

@kayos - the football booty one always works with my homegirls...lol; their crushes have gotten out of control now though... asking me if I know their agents and what not... ugh!

@keikei - my dad is a cowboys fan... he was a walk on back in the day and would have made the team if he hadnt hurt his knee. Since they were the only team that was going to give him a chance he became a cowboy fan. Growing up with him, I became one.

Ms. Minnie September 4, 2008 at 9:42 AM

YOU'VE CONVINCED ME EB!!

I've already got it bad for Braylon Edwards...

Will be watching football this season!

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) September 4, 2008 at 9:52 AM

be careful whatever you decide...but i still loathe the sport ;-)

Ms. Jones September 4, 2008 at 9:57 AM

That vid made me gag LOL....I say go for it and try out! I learned what I know about football from watching Friday Night Lights (the series)...I won't say never but basketball is more my sport

queenbee September 4, 2008 at 10:15 AM

cowboys fan????no, say it ain't so, eb :(

um, where are the reggie bush pics?? or effing Tom Brady (yea i said it)
and love u with long hair too!
another reason to like footbal: beer, beer, beer!!!!!!!!

Eb the Celeb September 4, 2008 at 10:19 AM

@ Keith - any chick can rock long hair... its the extra fly ones that can rock the short cut too

@Queenbee - OK I'm gon hurt you... I dont even like Reggie Bush because he's too short... but I still put him up there because I know the ladies do... he is the first pic... you slipping...lol

Keith September 4, 2008 at 10:24 AM

@EB- Yeah, you're right..I can't argue that point. You manage to rock the long and short quite well.

Keli September 4, 2008 at 10:29 AM

Thursday baby!
I already went to the Texas season opener this past Saturday, hook’em! And I went alone…yes, I love football that much!
Girl…I have some football crushes, but none of them are shown…my top pick right now would probably be (based on looks) Titans DB Michael Griffin…that man is fione! Had me thinking all kinds of wrong in chuch! Now my personality and ability crush is VY…I have two NFL husbands (lol)…Randy Moss and TO! I love me some football!
I need to cop me some cut apparel. I want a hoochie jersey, lol.
Girl…that fine football booty in the tight white pants…mmm, mmm good!
You already know !

I saw go for it @ sharks try outs…that way you can’t look back and have any regrets. What position would you play?

B September 4, 2008 at 10:29 AM

I suck because I really can't get into watching football on TV. I'll go to a game in a heartbeat but I get so bored watching it. But uhhh...I'm still stuck on Reason #3. Damn!!

Eb the Celeb September 4, 2008 at 10:41 AM

@keli - that's a texas thing for real because Vince Young does absolutely nothing for me... ewe! an if I do tryout... I'm WR all day baby!

MISS*Petite September 4, 2008 at 11:28 AM

Awww...I don't like football. I'm like that girly girl who doesn't understand any of it and asks questions during the game and then ur guy gets mad @ u cuz he tryna concentrate {like he the one playin...lol}. But, am I still an RBW??? lol!

ANGELINA September 4, 2008 at 12:00 PM

i don't like reggie bush either...mostly because he went to usc though (go bruins!). i like the post though. ladies don't know what they're missing in the football world!

RealHustla September 4, 2008 at 12:06 PM

You should just go to the Shark tryouts. Don't you know probably 50% of the women are thinking the same thing you are. Just go.

MzInspiredMind81 September 4, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Hey Eb,

I've been a reader(lurker) for a while now. I most definitely had to comment b/c we are both COWBOYS fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All your reasons are right on the $$!!

ShAé - ShAé September 4, 2008 at 12:13 PM

Oh, most definitely go and get your try out on. You'll never know unless you go for it. You apparently have a lot of people rooting for you. :-)

Gotta Let it Out September 4, 2008 at 12:15 PM

LOL!! Get it girl!!! You just GOTTA hit up them try outs!!! I'll come to NYC JUST to root for you!!!

contagiouslyCRANKY September 4, 2008 at 12:45 PM

LOVE me some football.... the football body type is just so sexy!!! LOL @ I was literally just chattin it up with a coworker about how Alyssa Milano has a clothing line for the NFL and it actually looks decent!

Liz September 4, 2008 at 1:05 PM

i LOVE LOVE LOVE football! BUT i am an EAGLES fan! Die hard Eagles fan... but don't worry, I won't hold it against you that you are a cowboys fan...

nikki September 4, 2008 at 1:10 PM

sista need to get with the program! i've gotten SO much quality dick by being a football fan.

don't forget to add...sports bars have plenty of cute guys in them and the easiest way to strike up a convo is by dissing their team. LOL

IntrospectiveGoddess September 4, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Ok im convinced! I will watch a game but I dont understand a damn thing so if I dont have a guy or any guy friends what I gotta do get a book and study it or something? google? what do I do? Oh and how do I get a favorite team if I'm late in the game? none of the men in my family watch football so whats a girl to do?

Ashylee September 4, 2008 at 1:19 PM

Just saw your comment about my poem... thanks. Ive been writing poems for a while but never really thought they were all that good. BTW- check out paul's blog
http://paulsrandomblog.blogspot.com/

Big Cheekz September 4, 2008 at 2:29 PM

FREE MIKE VICK!!! yep, that guy & Deion Sanders (way back) are the 2 reasons I fell in love w/the game. My Falcons ain't the best team in the bunch but I'm still goin to the season opener this Sun & I plan on watchin as much football as I can this season. yo lil post done got me real crunk about the season all over again! LOL

Thoughts of a Southern gal September 4, 2008 at 2:36 PM

I love love love football. I'm very knowledgable about it too. I get upset when I'm talking to a dude and he doesn't watch football. The other day a guy tried to tell me PacMan was traded from Denver to the Combowys. He didn't believe when I told him he was wrong and that he was traded from the Titans. I had to pull it up on the internet.

I will fck Reggie Bush up. I like Vince Young. I hope him and the Titans do something this year. Keli, step away from Randy Moss. I've been in love with his country talking azz since his Marshall days. But Kerry Rhodes will always be the one for me.

**cyber fist bump** for checking Keith. That's right...we extra fly.

Stew September 4, 2008 at 2:41 PM

there was nothing funny about that commercial....it was just nasty

and you should try out for the team, to see how much you really know about the game

K. September 4, 2008 at 3:41 PM

a cowboys fan?! awwwww hayle naw!!! i might have to give up reading this blog!

LOL j/k!

E-A-G-L-E-S!!!

Raider_wifee September 4, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Hey Eb! New over here.. but I see I won't be a stranger long!! Already a fan of football since Bo knew.. yup I knew. Dedicated Raiders fan here and can't wait for the season to OFFICIALLY begin. Here's to a great season!!

Disturbed Stranger September 4, 2008 at 3:55 PM

I love football... but I'm not really a football fanatic ;)

but go for it!

1/3 September 4, 2008 at 4:01 PM

I absolutely love football!! Its like the one sport I can understand lol. Football booties and the eye candy def make it easy to watch lol

blackstar September 4, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Get it girl! let me know how it goes!

Darius T. Williams September 4, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Sooo, I hate football - but them pictures u got up - um, me loves!

The F$%K it List September 4, 2008 at 5:37 PM

I like the gear not the sport, my mom hangs her head in shame every football season hahah. She's an huge football fan, even delayed going to the hospital when she was in labor because of a superbowl game. And yes she was having me, see why I don't like it.

The last pic is the best.

soumynona September 4, 2008 at 6:34 PM

You know how I feel about you when you start talking that Football baby!! I think you would make a great tight end => Seriously though, male booty is not the biz =>
xoxo

Mizrepresent September 4, 2008 at 7:29 PM

HELP ME EB! i'm trying, trying, trying, lol!

The Flyyest September 4, 2008 at 7:48 PM

yeah i still dont like football!! the men are WAAAYYY sexier than bball players but i still dont like it!!!! but hey to each its own!!! LOL

Gemini Girl aka GG September 4, 2008 at 7:53 PM

hmmmmm krush told me to read this but i'm still not feeling it, I'm trying for him..I will sit next to him and read or do the 1,254,687,847 other things I'd rather do than watch....go skins!!!..r they still good?? LMAO!!!

dessex September 4, 2008 at 8:32 PM

There is nothing sexier than a woman who knows and loves the game of football. You are going to make your husband a very happy man

Marcus LANGFORD September 4, 2008 at 8:32 PM

whew! a dallas fan are we!? you know you gotta face my team [washington redskins] very soon and you know how that'll go sis...lol.

DollFace September 4, 2008 at 9:26 PM

I'm HORRIBLE! I've been so busy with work and class that I haven't bothered with my FF team. {hangs head low} Oh well! I didn't expect to do well anyway!

FREEDOM September 4, 2008 at 9:29 PM

I just saw the movie "The Longshots" last night with Ice Cube (Curtis Plummer) and KeKe Palmer who played (Jasmine Plummer) based on a true story about the first girl (and she was black) quarterback in Minden,IL. She was the first girl to play in their Super Bowl. THAT HAD SOME SKILLS! That movie was awesome!! It made me ready for High School, College and Pro Football. Thurdsays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. I also wanted to get to the gym and build me some sleek sexy muscles, then go long and run a route. Then do a fake pass to left but dropped the ball and have my running back scoop it up and run in the opposite direction....touchdown. Then I wanted to throw a pass and go deep too. Lord i just got carried away...lol!

Go out for the team and to history!

GIRLS CAN ANYTHING THAT GUYS CAN DO WHEN WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH HEART, DISCIPLINE AND TEAM SPIRIT!

"LETS'S GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!"

Beautiful September 4, 2008 at 10:38 PM

I know I need to get into football. My oh my...I know the NFL has some good looking me with muscles and all that. Thank you for the eye candy and the reasons!

Blu Jewel September 4, 2008 at 10:50 PM

the ONLY interest i have in football are the cuties...sorry, i just can't get into it past that.

love!

Sexxy Luv September 4, 2008 at 11:51 PM

girl i love me some football! I will be supporting AP and my weak azz team this year as usual..we just can't get it together. :(

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T September 5, 2008 at 9:43 AM

yep, its football season yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa still mad over tenn loosing to ucla though


have a great weekend jones

Eb the Celeb September 5, 2008 at 10:04 AM

@miss petite - yes you are still a RBW... just make sure you ask questions during half time or during commercial breaks

@mzinspired - thx for coming out of hididing... COWBOYS ALL DAY BABY!

@contagiously - I might have to check her line out... I did NOT know that... and yes... football bodies... there is nothing else like it...hmmm

@Liz - I love Mcnabb and Brian Westbrook... and you guys picked up Asante Samuel... but quite frankly... that's all you guys have this year... but good luck this season... your going to need it being in the same division as my boys...lol

@nikki - yes girl... when I dont feel like watching the game at home by myself... I go to a sports bar all by myself... you get all the attention...

@introgoddess - OK first... there is a hige problem that none of the men in your family that watch football...SMH... I'm sure there is a dummies book for football... if not... go to a sports bar... plenty of single men are in them and with help you

@ashylee - ooohhhhh llawwwdd... now pauldacious has a blog too... I have created a monster...lol

@cheekz - I love the environment at the falcons game... so many fine tall men and you have real alcohol... in NYC the stadiums only have beer... I have been to plenty falcons games even though I'm not a fan of them... and yeah Deion... I love him! Cowboy baby!

@southern gal - Not a VY fan at all... we have beef that I wont go into... you cant be serious with Randy MOss... he looks like Bin lAden when he has that beard... but I feel you on Kerry... he is a little cutie... and a sweetie... very good guy... he's trying to get into acting so I wish him the best.

Oh and ***cyber fist pump*** right back atcha

@k. - eagles are alright if you realize that they will always fall short to my boys...lol

@raiderwifee - ya'll are building a lil force over there... not this year but by 2010 season the raiders are going to be a force... watch and see

@darius - you know you losing cool points right... ok so while I'm watching the game you can be in the kitchen

@ the f it list - OK I am officially stealing CJ from you... you know he gonna be a RB... he need a mama that loves the game...lol

@Soumy - heeeeeeyyy boo... where you been... missed ya

@mizrep - I got you!

@GG - how krush gon come over here and tell you to read something when he didn't even leave his mark so I know that he read it... but its all good... and when you were commenting last night... the skins were getting spanked by the giants...lol

@dessex - thank you... now I just gotta find me one...lol

@marcus - did you see the game last night... well uuummmm yeah... we are going to spank them worse than the giants did... best believe...lol

@dollface - girl you are good... unless you had a skins or giants player you have until sunday to lock in all your spots... hit me up if you need help

@freedom - girl I am scared as hell... and fear dont hit eb too much... I dont think I will try out this weekend... its fashion week and I have lunch plans with the bloggers... but after I get in shape... November will definitely see me

@sexxy - I like Adrian Peterson... real good kid... but I dont see him haivng the season he had last year... I wish them the best though

Thoughts of a Southern gal September 5, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Randy isn't that cute but it's just something about him. I meet him back in 2004 or 2005 in Memphis (the last title fight for Mike Tyson). He was cool. We were trying to figure out who was more country..me or him. LOL

Never been a fan of the Giants but I think they got the best looking squad.

I came back b/c I forgot to mention the Raiders and my boy DMac. He did really well doing the preseason but I don't see the Raiders having that good of a season this year.

12kyle September 5, 2008 at 10:47 AM

A football place is a great place to meet a man.

If you're gonna play football...you gotta be in shape. If you need some pointers, hollatchaboi!

Gemini Girl aka GG September 5, 2008 at 1:46 PM

eb, I tried to watch but they were losing..I used to be a bigtime football fan..my dad is a diehard dallas fan so Thanksgiving was interesting in my house..I'm gonna stick it out..and *learn*...all for the love of a man...*sigh*

T.C. September 5, 2008 at 2:05 PM

i am totally with you Eb!!!! FOOTBALL all day everyday!

Strength/Courage/Wisdom September 5, 2008 at 2:42 PM

i sooooooooooooo feel you, especially on #3 and #1!!

The Jaded NYer September 5, 2008 at 2:56 PM

I'm sorry, I never got past no.3 because of all the nekkid-ass-nekkid men on the page

*drool*

Basketball players NEVER did it for me, especially since most of them have chicken legs. Football and baseball players' bodies have always done it for me.

and without a TV all I can do is root root root for my beloved Giants via the internet; since the babies are back sports bars are not an option :(

G. Mo September 5, 2008 at 3:32 PM

*scrolls past all the convo and eye candy for women pics*

*sees Eb in her Dallas Cowboys stuff*

Aiiiiight... as long as I know we're still on the same page there. Go Cowboys!!!!

Carry on....

Eb the Celeb September 5, 2008 at 4:44 PM

@kyle - if I need pointers I am not coming to midget mack for them... aka you...lol... i kid, i kid...lol

@jaded - wait a minute... does that mean my happy hour was the first and last time that I am going to get you out to partay?

@G-Mo - Cowboys all day baby!

The Jaded NYer September 5, 2008 at 4:47 PM

I might still be able to party, but I'd need to know way in advance so I can get coverage at home.

such is a mommy's life *sigh*

Seven September 5, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Ummmm Marion Barber and I are getting married. That's all I have to say.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs September 5, 2008 at 7:58 PM

Hey Sistah!

These are great reasons for woman to like football...but for some reason...I just don't get the game...it's been explained to me many times...but I just don't get it...probably cause I'm convinced myself that I just don't like football....but I definitely don't knock anyone who does...enjoy the season....peace & blessings

The F$%K it List September 5, 2008 at 8:57 PM

I need someone to explain the game and I think I would enjoy it. The only call I know is Flag on the field HAHA.

Running back, hmmmm have you been talking to my hubby? He's convinced CJ will play both football and basketball. So auntie Eb get to calling Mr.F-it and ya'll work it out. I'll be at the spa, heheh

sapphirestarr September 5, 2008 at 11:22 PM

Go for it, nothing beats a failure but a try. I love watching basketball (Kevin Garnett is the sexiest man alive) and football. I'm a fan of Tony Dungy; T.O. and Reggie Bush are sexy; and how about those Cowboys? I will be watching the Colts play on Sunday.

Eb the Celeb September 6, 2008 at 11:55 AM

@Seven - MBIII is definitely my boo... especially after the last episode of hardknocks and they showed him playing the piano... so sexy

@keisha - cute new profile pic

@ Mrs. F it - I will be at the spa with you and then we'll go to the game..lol

@sapphirestar - cowboys are going all the way!

PBW September 6, 2008 at 1:57 PM

Jaguars fan here!

I have season tickets. It means a round-trip plane ride to Jax on Sundays and renting a car for five hours, but my Jags are soooo worth it.

i.can't.complain. September 6, 2008 at 7:17 PM

eb,

ive tried but i just can't

i know my limitations

no need in faking the funk

i just can't

but i do agree w/u on the football booty

aah yes.

-1-

{bee} September 7, 2008 at 7:32 PM

Yesss!!! Another woman who loves football!! I'm ssooo happy i'm not alone =)

all my girls still think its cute to not understand the game... little do they know men love a woman who loves sports!

Cat September 9, 2008 at 9:10 AM

I just joined a coed football team so maybe my love of football will form. The ravens aren't half bad (but getting tickets to a game is very hard, unlike the oriole tix).

kayellejaye September 9, 2008 at 9:42 AM

I loooooove football! I'm a Steelers and Redskins(hometeam) fan. Yes both!

Sometimes I feel like Chester the Molester watching the game though. Those booties be calling my name!

~Shakeia~ September 9, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Girl, I love me some football! I prefer college to the NFL though. I'm a Buckeyes fan! I spend most Saturdays during the season at somebody's bar or hell, my couch with a drink, watching the games! Go you!

I wish more of my girls liked it!

MysTery September 9, 2008 at 6:30 PM

Nice pix of the men...ooooooooo! lol

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