I am in love with Beyonce's Bodyguard

See this man right here...I want me some him!

So it's fashion week in NYC and Jay-Z recently bought the Artful Dodger line so he had a party Friday night at the Chelsea Art Museum to celebrate. Eb was in the house. I hate fashion week parties, its always a whole bunch of weird dressed people trying to be overly eclectic and walking around the damn party like their on a runway, but besides that it was pretty cool. Great music and a lot of stars came out... I found a couple pics

but more importantly if there is Jay, there is Bey, and if there is Bey, there is the Bodyguard.

So my homegirl from NC was with me and not used to being around big name Celebs and Jay and Bey just happened to be her favorite entertainers so this chick stands right next to the VIP all night. I was kinda embarrassed but to each its own...I stood about 20 feet from her the entire night in a section off to the side. So I'm like chick if you're going to stand next to him all night you might as well get his number for me. Another chick must have had the same idea because she said to him can I talk to you for a minute and he said "No, I'm working!" When my girl told me that I was like daaaaaannnngg... but it rose his sexiness up a couple notches. Then some drunk white dude tried to take a picture of jay and bey and bodyguard straight choke slammed ol' boy and drug him out of the spot. I swear I had an instant orgasm.

So if anyone knows him, his name, a cousin, or have contact info for him (email, bberry IM...anything), can you please forward it to me expeditiously. Thanks!


Anonymous September 8, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Hmmm. Everybody loves Bee's bodyguard but, he's not appeasing to me.

Eb the Celeb September 8, 2008 at 11:13 AM

I never paid him any attn before either... but in person... hmmm.. he can get it... he's like Boris Kodjoe's less cute lil brother

Sass September 8, 2008 at 11:28 AM

lol you know what, im the opposite of you, in pics i was like damn! but i saw him on friday and he looked kinda corny lol

ANGELINA September 8, 2008 at 11:29 AM

he is a sexy man! i'll be looking for them in la lol

Jweezy September 8, 2008 at 11:35 AM

He looks like he has a lil sugar in his tank in some of the pics, but I'm sure he is prob manly as hell from how you describe he choked homeboy out...

Super Dave Van Buren September 8, 2008 at 11:37 AM

you can't trust a black man with no facial hair... lol

Keli September 8, 2008 at 11:44 AM

Lmao! @ you standing 20 ft away from your girl all night…you know, some folks mess up the game for us all, acting all star struck and ish.

Then some drunk white dude tried to take a picture of jay and bey and bodyguard straight choke slammed ol' boy and drug him out of the spot. I swear I had an instant orgasm.
-ha! I can see how that could have that effect on a girl.

Bloggal September 8, 2008 at 6:25 PM

"he's like Boris Kodjoe's less cute lil brother"


cheleny September 8, 2008 at 7:05 PM

He's ok but he's mean lol. I saw him backstage at her MSG show and he was scowling the whole time. Maybe he's nicer off the job. *shrugs* His name's Julius.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon September 8, 2008 at 7:24 PM

He is nice looking but he ain't doing nothing to me. Let me look at him again.
No tingling sensation. LOL

He looks like he may be hiding something. Like a man.

let me stop.

clnmike September 8, 2008 at 7:47 PM

Doesnt look like a body gaurd.

Anonymous September 8, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Yes Lawd!!! That man is beautiful!!

The F$%K it List September 8, 2008 at 8:48 PM

I don't know why I didnt think of this earlier but I have a friend at Rocawear who might know his name... let me see what I can find out.

IntrospectiveGoddess September 8, 2008 at 8:50 PM

LOL@expeditiously...everytime I hear that word I think of the movie Lean On Me..if you dont get it then you need to see the movie....but anyway um yeah you are like so PLUGGED!!! I mean you must be the queen of networking to get into all of this stuff...I'm sorry but I would be your friend just for the perks!!

Eb the Celeb September 8, 2008 at 9:03 PM

@sass - your tail was in that party...lol

@dave- lol.. he has facial hair in all but that last pic... hater...lol

@cheleny - hmmmm.... i like that... julius

@clnmike - what exactly does a bodyguard look like then?

@introgoddess - yes girl... one of my fav movies... I just saw it the other day that's why the word was in my head..lol

contagiouslyCRANKY September 8, 2008 at 10:59 PM

lol @ expeditiously.... isnt he the same bodyguard that Jay was questioning when Bey was in Paris....

The Flyyest September 8, 2008 at 11:07 PM

he is fine but he look a lil sweet in that last pic.....!!! LOL

The Jaded NYer September 9, 2008 at 12:28 AM

oh YES! I see what you mean about the Boris Kodjoe appeal.


kayellejaye September 9, 2008 at 9:08 AM

I dunno Eb...he looks a little gay to me and my gaydar is uhhh-mazing.

Eb the Celeb September 9, 2008 at 9:43 AM

@contagiously - look at you with the gossip...lol... I have no idea

@flyyest - love your new profile pic missy... you know purple is my color

and damn since everyone thinks he is gay I guess I'm kinda over it... it was moreso the choke slam that turned me on more than anything anyway

Honey Devereaux September 9, 2008 at 11:12 AM

Girl you are so right. I have been looking at him for quite some time now. He is soooo cute!

Then some drunk white dude tried to take a picture of jay and bey and bodyguard straight choke slammed ol' boy and drug him out of the spot. I swear I had an instant orgasm...LMAO!!!!

Lena September 9, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Hey Eb!
It was nice meeting you Saturday as well. You had me cracking up.
Now I see this infamous bodyguard you were talking about and I don't blame you for trying to get it.

kay* September 9, 2008 at 12:36 PM

lmao - girl you are too funny. but you're right...he could get it...

T.C. September 9, 2008 at 3:35 PM

that right there, is definitely art work...so i can dig it homie, i can totally dig it...

Sass September 9, 2008 at 4:58 PM

lol i wasn't at the party i was at fashion rocks

Dope Fiend September 9, 2008 at 5:29 PM

Ahahahaaha giiiiiiirl stop dat, u on some stalker tip...he is kinda cute tho!

I must say it is a good fing i dont live in the states, Id BLATANTLY be stalking all my lovlies from the TV!

oeeeee im gettin excited just thinking about it!

Dream September 9, 2008 at 7:12 PM

he looks a little...um..."how you doin?"

Sophia September 9, 2008 at 9:57 PM

Geez I thought I was the only one checking out her incredibly hot body gaurd!

socialedisturbed. September 10, 2008 at 9:29 AM

oooh a violent man...everywomans nightmare/true love! lol

Anonymous September 10, 2008 at 9:37 AM

lol... that ish just turned me off... "No.. I'm working"

If he looks like boris kodjoe then he looks like someone i know.. ewwwwwwwwwwwww

-Q. September 10, 2008 at 3:04 PM

My dude jay never dissapoints.. Artful Doger is such a good look.. You gotta take me out when i get home!!! But um yea.. I hope you get a hold of him.. im rootin for ya pimpin.. Only thing this got me wonderin is if he's saying Aye Bey Bey every now and again.. hmm?
that move he pulled kinda sound like the beatdown the rock gave lil homie in the Rundown (w/The Rock) lol -Q.

Eb the Celeb September 10, 2008 at 7:29 PM

@dream- yes I am over it now since half the people here thinks he looks gay

DollFace September 14, 2008 at 9:24 PM

Like I said before, as much as Bey is out and about, any woman in his life is rarely getting any time. AND she's about to drop another album...nah I'm good!

iCandy21 September 24, 2008 at 9:33 AM

well...imma go back and READ this blog in a second lol...i got stuck on all the pics of beyonce...i swear she's so fine! thank you for this!!

sandra October 28, 2008 at 11:08 AM

I have his number if u still want it...

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