Bloggers + Unlimited Mimosas = A problem

So today me and some NYC bloggers fought the trenches and monsoon going on in the area for unlimited mimosas and brunch. I got some crazy pics of people looking crazy but I ain't even gonna buss them out like that...lolSo you know when liquor starts flowing octaves tend to go up a little bit so this damn lady right here kept staring at our damn table, everytime we laughed everytime we opened our mouth she was all in our table... and I caught her arse staring.
You remember the movie Meatballs... dont she look just like

Then Dollface and I leave, hop on the train, and this is what greets us... only in NYC! Warning... tilt your head to the side for the best viewing... I was too lazy to figure out how to rotate the video.


CurvyGurl September 6, 2008 at 11:14 PM

Hey Eb! Looks like you all had a fun time, that's great. Homegirl was just hatin' Enjoy the rest of the weekend!

Anonymous September 7, 2008 at 12:27 AM

Girl, git yo cousin! Lol...he was straight fooling! Prancing around like that! A hot mess!

ShellyShell September 7, 2008 at 12:39 AM

LMAO! We ended up staying for another 45 min after you and Dollface left! Next time I'm not going to be hungover so I can partake in the libations! LOL!

The Jaded NYer September 7, 2008 at 12:47 AM

LMAO!!! I'm CRYIN at that video!!! And why did he POSE at the end? was that a curtsey I saw?!?! Only in NY is right.

Girl and PUH-LEESE remind my french-fry eatin' ass to NEVER wear white in public EVAH again, OKAY?

and you know I'm mad you put up that picture of meathead, right? you ain't even right!!! LMAO!!!!

Pajnstl September 7, 2008 at 1:05 AM

LMAO what is he... a centurion protecting the rails? LOL

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs September 7, 2008 at 1:56 AM

Hey Sistah!

Looks like you all had a great time....yall should have invited Ms. Side-eye over to join you all in the sisterly

Anonymous September 7, 2008 at 7:36 AM

lol 2 funny... I swear if i saw that in person i'd be screaming.. i do score easily.. i'm going to have to agree only in ny... u don't wanna know all those crazy stuff i see there...

clnmike September 7, 2008 at 8:05 AM

Nope thats it Im staying in Atlanta.

DollFace September 7, 2008 at 9:05 AM

LOL! You forgot to mention how we went to 40/40 for MORE food and ran into your favorite bartender!

But I had so much fun!! We will have to do it again.

I was knocked the f$%k out when I got home. I didn't even get your last text until 2:30AM...LOL

Keith September 7, 2008 at 9:29 AM

Hey Girl, You all look like you had
a great time.. I like what you had on...You have such great clothes..

Jackie Edwards September 7, 2008 at 9:45 AM

i'm still laughing at the look on that lady's face, lol. i can just imagine how funny it was sitting there and then the fact that you actually took a picture of her. oh i'm sure she found that amusing - or perhaps she didn't see u. anyway, looks like u ladies had a ball. enjoy the games today. i'm a big football fan too.

CapCity September 7, 2008 at 11:03 AM

i would be mad that u ain't invite me - but u know i'm shady & rarely come out in the rain! LOL! glad u had a blast. Yes, u gotta love NYC for the crazies ... AND the eye-candy!!

i was thinkin' of doing a post on the cuties here - if i get up the nerve to be slick enuf to take their photos w/ my phone;-)! LOL!

Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B September 7, 2008 at 12:05 PM

U R just plain mean! But that happens when ppl aren't having more fun than you. They get to lookin and wishing they was at ur table.

The train-ladiator was hilarious! If NY wasn't so freaky cold (anything under 70 is cold to me) I'd be there!

So much for chillin on the drinks. U still can't beat unlimited mimosas

mp1 v.8.0 September 7, 2008 at 12:29 PM

much love to ya, but eff ya cowboys!!!!

at 4;15, it's on and popping! Go browns!

Dope Fiend September 7, 2008 at 12:54 PM

That video is toooooooooo JOKES! the way he's all shimmying whlst you are laughing in dudes face and he still prancing around.


Seven September 7, 2008 at 2:47 PM

LMAO! Not meatball though. I have to share this video with my message board folks...too funny

The F$%K it List September 7, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Ooh I was so prepared to see that picture of me telling my story. HAHAH

Yes we stayed 45 minutes after you left and laughed and probably pissed off everyone else left in the restaurant. Next time we go there we can't use my name I'm sure we are blacklisted hahaha.

Mizrepresent September 7, 2008 at 3:04 PM

LOL, only in NYC girl...that was too funny!

Nexgrl September 7, 2008 at 4:31 PM

Ol dude was performing just for you at the end. He knew you were filming him.

RealHustla September 7, 2008 at 5:31 PM

No ice, no rain, not dark of night

Shooot, whateva the heck the rest of that poem is...

What I'm trying to say, unlimited mamosa's I'm there!

Meathead lady was jealous cause she ain't had fun like that in a loooooong time. Give her ugly ass a break.

Skoolboi Krush September 7, 2008 at 6:53 PM

Oh hell naw! We got those in Atlanta too. Don't let nobody fool you.

Eb the Celeb September 7, 2008 at 7:27 PM

@clnmike - you know you wanna come back to

@dollface - girl I was knocked out when you text me... that's why I didnt text back til 10... i woke up b/c i had to pee... checked my phone... and then I was right back in a sweet slumber til 7 the next morn

@keith - thx... but that was a lazy outfit... jeans feel horrible when they are wet so that's why I opted for

@jackie - my cowboys just won so yes it was a great day for football

@capcity - blame the f it list... she organized the whole thing... I just showed up... and uummm.... where exactly are these said cuties because I dont ever see any

@tina b - I know right... hanging out with these chicks had me cheating on my diet something heavy

@MP1 - you been missing in action for I dont know how long and then you come over here and embarass yourself... My boys just got all up in dem doo doo browns ass! LOL

@seven - do share... I was dying laughing... you catch the end when he saw me taping him and started giving a show... I couldnt take it

@f it list - you know we are blacklisted if they owner was complaining

@nexgrl - yes... it was too funny... if the train hadn't come who knows what we would have got

The F$%K it List September 7, 2008 at 8:32 PM

Ha I didn't know it was the owner that was complaining. wth is up with that! I guess we will NOT be going there again.

DollFace September 7, 2008 at 10:01 PM

It was sent at the last minute! By the time I could FINALLY open the daggone thing, I didn't have time to forward it along.

The F$%K it List September 7, 2008 at 10:36 PM

HEY blame the F-it list. That ain't even right. HAHA

I apologize Cap, "see what had happen was" I told folks to pass it on (inside joke). Cap I'm putting you down for the next one. Hopefully before the snow is upon us.

dejanae September 8, 2008 at 4:03 AM


Thic Flair September 8, 2008 at 6:27 AM

holy shit! she DOES look like him. LMAO

Ms. Jones September 8, 2008 at 8:54 AM

I'm so mad at that video..I'm over here dyin laughing LOL

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) September 8, 2008 at 8:57 AM

u guys look like u had fun, nice pics

lol at that video, wth

Liz September 8, 2008 at 8:57 AM

meat head is ridiculous!! HAA HAAA!!!

and yall are better than me... cuz liz kept her arse in the house! it was a tsunami out this b----

mp1 v.8.0 September 8, 2008 at 9:30 AM

damn...this crow is horrible!!

them boys, them boys...I is speechless....damn

They looked niiiiiiiiiice yesterday. That was beyond an embarassment

Anonymous September 8, 2008 at 10:50 AM

What's the name of the restaurant u guys attended? Looks like a hot spot. Lol.

Young woman on a journey September 8, 2008 at 11:17 AM

i'm jealous. you NY bloggers are always having a great time meeting up!

Eb the Celeb September 8, 2008 at 11:17 AM

@ f it list - apologize to dejanae yup I'm blaming it all on you

@liz - when I left the house it was actually nice... we got there and then the monsoon started and we stayed a lot longer than we would have because of

@Mp1 - thx for coming back to give my boys their props!

@resa - Primitivo Osteria

shine September 8, 2008 at 11:30 AM

aww...that is beautiful. do it up!

Lady Cameleon September 8, 2008 at 8:05 PM

okay but about you being dumb thick lookin luvly in the red *no homo*..... :)

kayellejaye September 9, 2008 at 9:26 AM

See...that's why I love NY. Your crackheads and mentally "touched" folks are more creative than the ones here in DC.

T.C. September 9, 2008 at 3:38 PM

bruch and unlimited...good times...but you will surely find that in the DC Metro system...folks be acting up...girl i was over here cracking up

Suite B September 9, 2008 at 4:33 PM

You play too damn much. Why does that lady look like that

Eb the Celeb September 10, 2008 at 12:31 AM

@lady chameleon - that is so funny you said that because I told everyone I was going to crop out the pic so my leg didnt show but decided not too... I gotta get rid of a lil bit of this thickness and my leg looks extra big in that pic

@suite b - it aint my; she need to holla at her parents

socialedisturbed. September 10, 2008 at 9:35 AM

awww man i was caught in that damn storm too.. i was supposed to go see wicked.. but due to the flooding, none of my friends were willing to come to NYC
(n) LOL! if u have a bberry then u know what that is!
BUT CTFUUUUUU @ that pic u took of that woman!!! thats some shit that i woulda done...or i Probably would laughed so loud and obnoxious!!! lol... oh as for j.sullivan... i have almost her entire album (though i'll suppor sept 23rd, i can't wait).. and i love the 2 songs u put me on to
-bust ya windows- she makes it sound so i were to do it.. and got caught... id play that song for the judge.. and i think id get aquitted.. seriously.
-lions & tigers- last night i got drunk.. blasted it... and cried... and
but i love i'm in love with another man... that chick can SANG...
ok.. i really just need to shutup right now.. do u c how long this shit is? LOLOLOL!

Stew September 10, 2008 at 1:55 PM

you are lucky, you get to hang out with other bloggers. i do not think i have ever seen another blogger.

well....besides niki, but she dont count

Anonymous September 11, 2008 at 9:35 PM

LOL omg that video had me cracking up. I love your blog girl. I hope to be at the next NYC blogging event since I just moved back. Adding you to my favorites now :)

princessdominique September 13, 2008 at 7:35 AM

Ummm can a Princess know the next time there's a meet up! :(

Anonymous September 15, 2008 at 3:53 PM

LMAO..that lady really looks Meatland..
I love your blog!

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Luvvie (aka Queen IG) September 19, 2008 at 11:27 PM

Shoot, I need to have a Chicago Bloggers Happy Hour. Good idea, Eb!

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