If men get one more excuse to be assholes I'm turning gay!

Fo' real and I'm not even playing. First they act dumb because they know more and more men are getting locked up and being homosexual, then they act up because they know not many have a degree, then they act up and want to play house without getting married... and now we have married men saying the reason they cheat is because of a certain gene.

Peep this article...

It's all bullshit... WTH is the world coming to when you want me to believe that cheating is genetic. No sir will you convince Eb the Celeb that you cheating was not a conscience decision that you made and has nothing to do with damn genetics... Lawd this got me hot... fo real!

Little dicks... check... yes that is genetic...

Big balls... check... yes that is genetic...

big ears, big noses, small hands, being fat, having high blood pressure... all that ish is genetic... but I be damned if I fall victim to the fuckery of cheating being in a man's genes... and that's that!

Man up and take responsibility for your own actions and stop letting these little dick scientists get the game twisted! I don't care how many damn tests you've done... this is straight fuckery...

OK I'm done!

47 comments

B September 2, 2008 at 8:15 PM

Chile, I'm dyin' at your title. You funny. I can't even get on replying to the post because I won't even stop.

Goodness gracious....fuckery apparently is runnin' the world.

Keli September 2, 2008 at 8:38 PM

Say it again...again...and again!

That is bullshit, I just saw the article myself...

I am with you...I might have to learn to woman up and lick clit my damnself...this is ridiculous.

Eb the Celeb September 2, 2008 at 8:40 PM

OK keli - your licking clit comment just made me realize that I will take a cheating man before I turn gay... thx! LOL!

blkbutterfly September 2, 2008 at 8:43 PM

tell us how you really feel! lol...

this is my 1st time seeing this. it's ridiculous. what's even more ridiculous is that some dude who's never set foot in a genetics will swear up and down that's why he can't be a one woman man.

clnmike September 2, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Now, Now, Now, lets not take this lightly this here is science, with proven theroies and laws.

They know what they are talking about.

It explains quite a bit.

How ever now that the word gets out I can see this being used as the number one excuse for cheating, and I can also see women asking dudes for a gentic code along with a blood screen.

The F$%K it List September 2, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Fuckery indeed!

So if I kill the man that cheats on me can I say its in my genetic code. After all it is a necessary reaction to his behavior (hehe)

NO they will ship my ass right on to Rikers.

n0days0ff September 2, 2008 at 9:42 PM

thanks eb.im printing out that article out now and showing it to my girl.IM A VICTIM OF SCIENCE!!!
but it is true though,i come from a long line of pimps.its in the blood

JenellyBean September 2, 2008 at 9:52 PM

Oh Pleeeeaaaasssse!

Thats absolutely insane.

It may be so that this gene thing is out there, but whatever this gene is has nothing to do with the self control and loyalty that all men seem to lack.

That comes down to honor and self respect.

LOL @ little dicks... check...

Ms. Lovely September 2, 2008 at 10:15 PM

omg i saw this fuckery on the news today..the shits pathetic!!

glennishamorgan September 2, 2008 at 10:34 PM

Girl I can't even read that article. I'm not even going to waste my time.

labellanoire September 2, 2008 at 10:44 PM

So if them cheating is genetic, then I guess I can blame me whooping his azz with an aluminum bat when he gets caught on my female DNA right?

The Jaded NYer September 3, 2008 at 12:00 AM

that's okay. let them use their little "genetic" excuse.

the next time I go up a dude's head with a cast iron pot, I'll just be like, "boo- it's genetic. I can't help but want to kill you for cheating on me..."

{bee} September 3, 2008 at 12:03 AM

lol it had to take a man to write that article... women know its bs and men know it... they just need a new excuse lol

Miss Mika September 3, 2008 at 1:00 AM

That is some BULL right there!!!
Another excuse to add to the already long list.

Marcus LANGFORD September 3, 2008 at 3:02 AM

as a woman, you have every right to be pissed, since the majority of victims of cheating are women. but i am really offended by the fact that some idiotic doctor is making excuses for adultery. when a man decides to cheat, then he is doing just that deciding! there is no way possible that genetics play a role infidelity and there is simply no excuse for it either!

dejanae September 3, 2008 at 5:28 AM

thats some mess right there

RunGirl. September 3, 2008 at 6:34 AM

I soooooooo feel you on this one Eb! These dudes in DC act like assholes bc they know that we out number them 8 to 1. So they think they can talk/act any kind of way, because there are 7 other hoes lined up behind you that will put up with his foolishness. WTF! But I refuse to be treated that way.
And why do they think they are so special bc they have a degree, good job w/benefits, no kids, and a house. Those are all requirements asshole not special effects!

Dope Fiend September 3, 2008 at 7:56 AM

Straight Up madness, cheating in any way or form is a conciouus decision!
About ALLELE gene... what the fuck EVER!!!

Any dude that trys to use this shit a defense will get knocked upside the head!

CHOOPIDNESS!

Sweet KeiKei September 3, 2008 at 8:05 AM

i kinda hate 2 be the oddball but, i think this is possible.

for example, my little brother is a klepto. that lil nigga will steal tha draws off yo ass if ya blink twice n a row. and guess what? i found out two years ago that my biological father is too and he lived thousands of miles away from us growing up and we had no contact with him at all. i don't make excuses when it comes to my brother cuz i been wanting to chop his hands off since we were kids but how is he gonna be a klepto just like the father he never knew???

hey all i'm saying is dont doubt science. if you can get physical features from a parent, why can't you get personality traits too? who said one supercedes the other?

Lina September 3, 2008 at 8:08 AM

Cheating gene, my ass...if you can't make a conscious decision to honor the commitment you made, then you just shouldn't get married. It urks the hell out of me that men are "allowed" to not be responsible for their actions, simply because they are men, visual, and/or sexual creatures.

princessdominique September 3, 2008 at 9:54 AM

No excuses, you cheat you lose your meat.

Super Dave Van Buren September 3, 2008 at 9:54 AM

Hey you can't agrue with science right? lmao... reason #547 I love being a man. we can explain anything with science.

Eb the Celeb September 3, 2008 at 10:02 AM

ITS FUNNY HOW ALL THE BLOG WOMEN HAVE RESORTED TO VIOLENCE...lol

anyway @ Keikei - I am not saying that there cant be a gene that makes you more likely to cheat than men who dont have the gene... but the act of cheating is a conscience decision that a man makes and should not be blamed on a gene for his infidelity... if that's the case we can say that all black people have a friend chicken gene... see how ridiculous that sounds... a cheating gene is just as ridiculous

Thank you Mr. Langford for being the voice of reason! Its merely another excuse for men to use...

Opinionated Diva September 3, 2008 at 10:31 AM

LOL - As if men need a REASON...they do it because a lot of them get away with it...with little to no consequence.

I am cracking up at the violent comments though.

Afrobabe September 3, 2008 at 10:46 AM

lmao @ ur reaction...I actually saw that in the papers here last night and thought bullshit...

you have just put it in a new perspective...I am about to get my masters degree yet cannot meet a man with a first degree now this...

pink September 3, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Gurl...didnt you know that theres a gene for eveything nowadays?! If scientists can research it theyll come up with a gene...smdh.

TravelDiva September 3, 2008 at 11:26 AM

LMBAO! SMH--any old excuse will do. Now when you catch someone cheating--it will literally be--I can't help myself.

BTW, thanks for the comments on CITC. Appreciate the support!

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) September 3, 2008 at 12:20 PM

even I cant agree with that mess

u cheat...u cheat..take responsibility for it and be a man

karrie b. September 3, 2008 at 12:28 PM

they come up with some wild shit to excuse men. i guess cuz theyre all idiots and dont have valid reasons to be assholes.

-KB

Thoughts of a Southern gal September 3, 2008 at 1:02 PM

This is some fuckery to fck up our heads. Some man came up with bull.

Liz September 3, 2008 at 1:04 PM

uhm what the eff?? this is actually funny to me. i am cracking up! that is retarded... that is like saying a chick being a stripper is genetic... that is ridiculous.

RealHustla September 3, 2008 at 1:53 PM

"OK keli - your licking clit comment just made me realize that I will take a cheating man before I turn gay... thx! LOL!"

Whew, now I can close my mouth from shock.

I won't even dignify the article with a comment.

DiamondsR4eva September 3, 2008 at 1:55 PM

haha big balls genetic!

Umm idk what to say about that article except something in the milk aint clean...

Stew September 3, 2008 at 2:09 PM

first off i am offended because i am a scientist and my dick is far from little.

second, this should not be a surprise. we are animals, and in the wild there is no monogamy (think lions). that is just the way things go.

the only difference is that we have bigger brains and we can make decisions based on what we have deemed "right" and "wrong"

one thing you gotta realize is that instincts and reflexes dominate because the brain is skipped over

contagiouslyCRANKY September 3, 2008 at 2:21 PM

LOL @ litte dicks and big balls..but i definitely understand! WTF how in the hell is science gonna try and collaborate with men and their dumb ass reasons for cheating!!!! Im mind boggled!

PrettyBlack September 3, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Yeah that shit sounds bogus to me. Cheating is for small scale conquerers. They can't take on anything big so they play mind games...BITCHES!

I don't even understand the point in getting married, or staying married if you know you are going to cheat...Shit, let me know and let me go so I can move on.

Eb the Celeb September 3, 2008 at 3:04 PM

@realhustla - yeah she changed my mind real quick with that...lol

@stew - as a scientist you believe there is a scientific reason for every damn thing so having a debate with you would make no sense... question though... your theory conveys that women are not animals... that only men are... and that's bull if men act this way because their animals... then why dont women... scientifically explain that ish...

and hoorah for you being a big dick scientist... we appreciate you..lol

Suite B September 3, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Yeah I saw this on the Today show this morning and was like do men really need another excuse

Mr.Slish September 3, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Shit I need to go get tested...lol....

faith September 3, 2008 at 5:04 PM

Amen sistah! That's all i gotta say. That's all that needs to be said.

Sha Boogie September 3, 2008 at 5:48 PM

Yeah -- that is bananas! I think I started to notice that pattern when I was at the REAL HU (Hampton, Stand up! lol) and there was like 10 chics for every dude.....slim pickins! And it only gets worse as we get worse...and they know it!

Ms. Lee September 3, 2008 at 9:22 PM

Keli and Eb...thank you for the comedy!! But I'ma pass on the clits AND cheating men! LMAO!

I'm so mad they tried to make this scientific, though. Know what I think...I think Shankar is a man and he's pulling one of them jedi mind tricks to lull us to sleep!

As you said, straight fuckery.

Keli September 4, 2008 at 6:51 PM

lmao!

Glad that I could help!

MP September 5, 2008 at 12:01 PM

It's always some dickhead man that makes these "discoveries".

YES! I'm the Fabulously Dorky Author exiled to the E-List who loves to dish Gourmet-Style! September 9, 2008 at 10:14 AM

i laughed so hard i cried!!! and my girl, Whoopi, backed this shit on The View last week. All I'ma say is "IT TAKES ALL FUCKIN' KIND" ... well, that and you really don't want me to open my trap about my ex. Will save those nibbles for my next book.

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