Disclaimer : Not for those under 18...Sexting Meme

I just made this meme up on the fly... I guess its some sort of therapy since I've been de-dicktofying myself the past couple months. I'm definitely going to April fool's day now...and I may even go until the end of April, but dammit I want some dickmotization in my birthday month (May). New, old, whatever... birthday month.. the cootie will NOT go without penetration...Hmpf!

Anyway... here goes

1. How many genitalia have been sent to your phone?
I know there is more but off top right now I can only vouch for 3 different dicks having been sent to my phone. An ex BF, Semipro, and this dude I let get it once and never want to mess with him ever again and every couple months he sends me a pic of his dick like that's going to make me forget that everything about him is extremely whack.

2. How many genitalia have you sent to other people from your phone?
Semipro has been the only person I have sent anything explicit to from my phone...The ex I lived with for a year has a couple pics of me but they weren't from my phone so it doesn't count...so back to the subject at hand. When Semipro was in the AFL we were long distance, so hey we had to keep each other entertained... don't judge me winches.

3. Have you ever got off from sexting?
Never got off, but I most definitely was feeling extra freaky and touched on myself. Again don't judge me. Tweet said its okay to touch yourself...Oops...Oh My! LOL.4. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being extremely comfortable) how comfortable are you sexting?
I would say 4. I just think its extremely lame and feel like a lame for doing it. I have to be extremely horny and tipsy to participate in it. Sober I wouldn't even know how to start a sexy conversation via text... I'm too damn goofy.

5. Do you have any regrets about sexting?
Not at all, I have fun while I'm doing it, and I've never sent an extremely racy pic that showed my face so if something does ever pop up somewhere.. no one will know its me.


If you're bold... feel free to answer the questions in the comments!

16 comments

Hengish March 14, 2009 at 9:06 AM

Lol!

1) I have 4 different genetalia pictures of 4 guys I've never slept with or seen naked in person. Let's just say I can be very persuasive.
2) I've sent only 1 picture of my kitty.

3) Sex texting is okay, I wouldn't go out of my way to do it.

4) Yes! I have regreted sex texting. Like you said its quite lame and since abbreviations when using sms irritate me, I get turned of rather quickly.

Lady C. March 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM

LOL @de-dicktofying

1. 3 that I can think of

2. 1, who didn't even deserve it because he was a straight jackass

3. No, but if a dude says the right things I'm bound to get all hot and bothered

4. I'll go with a 3. I'd just rather hear someone's voice, but I've been in the long distance situation where it's necessary.

5. No regrets. I've never sent anything completely crazy...not that I remember..lol

Kayos March 14, 2009 at 12:42 PM

1. Not a one.
2. I've sent a total of two.
3. Nope. But it does leave you wanting some!
4. 10
5. Nope. It's damn fun!

IntrospectiveGoddess March 14, 2009 at 1:03 PM

I dont have that much experience with sexting, I know I sent my ex a pic of my breasts to his phone, I either do phone sex or cyber sex....I used to be a cyber sex whore, I would just do it with any old body it was really sad....online I have probably sent sexy picuters out about 5 or 6 times.... and none of it really gets me off....

Tuotierugif >^..^<© March 14, 2009 at 7:07 PM

lmao I haven't had any sent to my phone but I have learned not to go through my guy friend's phone's! lol

Gorgeous Geek March 14, 2009 at 11:33 PM

lmao don't guys start of sexting with 'so... what u wearing?' I should text guys that just b/c tonight see what happens tehe

1. So since my email comes to my phone... I can count 4 peens that have been sent to the blkberry.

2. um only 2 ppl have been blessed lol

3. Umm way back in the day when i was still under mother supervision and I could not go out an get it lol

4. 6, i don't think it could be a regular thing to do... i would much rather whoever bring their ass over instead of wasting my txt.

5. No, I'm only identifiable by my tat's but i can still deny that, if anything ever surfaces.

=]

Ms. Lovely March 15, 2009 at 12:50 AM

my cousin sent me a video of all these big black dangalangs and I deleted them...

anywho..i never sent any nekkid pics via text..me and SexyJamaican sext err now and then. I was trying to get him to send me a dick pic but her never sent it..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*picks up phone*

Oyin March 15, 2009 at 1:01 AM

1. I think I received about 3

2. I havent sent any to someones phone...maybe to an email. Damn but thats just as worse huh...

3. No girl, gotta have something warm next to me...

4.5

5. Havent exposed myself on someone elses phone...but its scary

clnmike March 15, 2009 at 3:17 AM

I just cant get interested in sexting comes off as teasing.

Ms. Bar B: March 15, 2009 at 5:45 AM

Lol, lovin' this meme...

1. Let's see... that would be genitalia from 2 different people. One's my ex, who I don't mind getting them from anytime, and the other was a Myspace stalker that I had. I gave this fool my number, and he used the opportunity to send me a picture of his package a couple of times in hopes of giving me a good reason to let him get close and personal. Now THAT was what you call lame.

2. My ex and I think one other person. I don't take too many shots of the punanny. She is to be shared in person only =)

3. Not really. It just puts me in the mood for some physical interaction. Although words are powerful, they haven't been that powerful for me yet.

4. I'm extremely comfortable sexting, so that'd be a 10. Its something that me and my ex used to do all the time when we were seeing each other... and still do from time to time. It comes in handy when you lover is far or has to work a lot.

5. Nope, none at all! It is what it is. I'm a freak... and if the fact that I'm a freak gets into the wrong hands, which is actually has before, then so be it. If a dude ain't never seen a pussy or some titties before then I'd encourage him to sit down and have a serious talk with his mama! Lol.

Hadassah March 15, 2009 at 1:15 PM

1. None
2. None
3. No. I guess cause I don't get people's genitilia sent to my phone.
4.1. I will never do sexting ever!
5. Never sexted!

Bella March 16, 2009 at 12:45 AM

haha! and *wow* at that pic lol okay...

1. only one, my current man. and i save them all cuz for random viewing cuz im a pervert :)

2. and he's the only one i've sent explicit camera phone pics too also. oh yeah and videos.

3. yesss! we only do this if he goes out of town tho, since we live together. he will send me something, i send him something... so on and so forth. then i send him video(s) of my "reactions" whoolawd *fans self*

4. 10. im very comfortable with it, he is always soooo happy to see me when he gets home lol he doesn't go out of town often but we're so regular with our sextivities that we cant help but be nasty, near or far lol

5. nope. my face isnt in any of them and it has it's benefits ;)

this was a fun post eb! :)

MzInspiredMind81 March 16, 2009 at 1:28 PM

1. (2). My Ex and my son's father.

2. (2). My Ex an my son's father(hmmm I'm seeing a pattern here)

3. I've touched on myself but not full fledge 'getting off'. I need to hear a voice or feel a touch for that.

4. Eh...probably a 4 or 5. I'd only do it if we're in a long distance relationship or something, or if I'm blamin it on the goose and Patron. Otherwise, yep it feels pretty lame.

5. Nah, I don't have any regrets b/c I never ever include my face or other 'identifying' parts of my body in the pics I've sent so it's whater.

Eb the Celeb March 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Thank you to everyone who particpated and weren't afraid to put they biz out in the streets!

Keelah March 17, 2009 at 10:55 AM

1) I have 4 different ones in my phone.

2) I have sent pics of myself to about 3 people.

3) I LOVE IT!! And no matter how many times I say I wont...I just cant stop!! LMAO!

4) On a scale of 1-10, I am a 10! I dont know why this makes so much sense to me. It just comes naturally!

5) I dont really have any regrets about it. Shit, I must not...I keep doing it! ;)

CCGroovy!!! April 8, 2009 at 4:48 PM

1. 3 PU$$Y Pixx, and YES; I always spell PU$$Y with the $$.
2. 2 LadyFriends have gotten pixx of the Dikk
3. No; but; it did expedite us meeting up in person.
4. 5, depending on my comfort level with the lady.
5. NO...not yet!!!

EB;

this is on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRE!!!

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