Bouncers are going to be the death of me

Bouncers are going to be the death of me

Labels: My life / RBW Relationship Talk

My name is Eb, and I have a fetish for bouncers!

So this new gig I'm working has me in the club Thurs-Sat nights. Different clubs in NYC casting for this reality show for the next 6 weeks. This past weekend was my first weekend and I realized I need to go to some sort of counseling to get over my fetish for bouncers. I never noticed it before, but now that I look back on my college days, there was always 1 bouncer at each club that was like my Bouncer Boo. That I would flirt with all night, could go to to skip the line, would grab his ass in passing when he was working, give him side eyes when he was ruffing someone up too bad (when they let their ego get the best of them) and it doesn't hurt that their usually some cuties with brolic bodies and almost always tall and chocolate. Never really dated one back then. Had one that was the biggest hoe and part of me wanted to see what all the fuss was about but we kept the flirting in the club. There was one that was married with a kid that til this day is still the finest bouncer I have ever seen in my life, and he wasn't even chocolate, he was caramel, so you know he was fine if I thought about indulging even though he wasn't chocolate. He was really testing my strength, but I believe heavily in karma and never let anything go down, even though he was really playing up the story about only marrying her because she got pregnant. Whatever, I have never been that dumb when it comes to men thank God.

Semipro was the first bouncer I actually dated. Seeing and knowing the lifestyle for a while now, I don't even know why I ever dated him. I know they have chicks all in their face all night and everytime they go out. I could have saved myself a lot of headaches if I had kept the don't bring em home mentality that I had back in college.

Either way, this new gig has me in clubs I've never been in before, with bouncers I've never seen before and they are making me weak in the knees. OMG, Friday night there was this sexy 6'3-ish chocolate something that I would have made love with in the club if I'd had 5 or more drinks in me. The sexiest eyes (think Chris Paul), his chest was poppin. We were flirting with each other all night but just with eyes. But he kept walking by and brushing up against me. Finally by the end of the night, I whispered in his ear, the next time you brush up against me like that, I'm gonna grab your ass. He goes, don't wait... grab it now... I grinned from ear to ear. Didn't grab it though. Saw this fool deliberately cut through the whole club to get on my side like 15min later... so I grabbed it then...lol.

He was standing outside the club when I left and waved for me to come and talk to him but a cab was right there when I walked out so I acted like I didn't see him and got in the cab. He comes up to the cab so he knows I see him and waves goodbye. I wave and the cab drives off. I'm glad I was strong because bouncers are going to be the death of me. It is in their blood, their nature to be players. They have chicks in their face all the damn time. I know how they turn me on, and there are a hundred other chicks checking for them when they're out too. So I dodged the bullet, spared myself another heartbreak, because even in the way he walked around the club, he knew his arse was fine. The same damn way Semipro walks around the club like a damn Mandingo warrior that had my panties wet the moment I saw him and still do everytime I see him in the club. The swag is what attracts the ladies. Their demeanor is what separates the regular security from the BYLTF (bouncers you'd like to f*ck) and you can tell the difference between the two instantly.

I don't want to be attracted to them, but they have a special place in my clitoris. Hanging on it heavy and won't let go. So this new gig is definitely going to be a problem. I can see that dude being a problem too. The Executive Producer of the show, loved this club, so we're going to be taping there again. I'm not so sure I'll be strong enough to fend him off another night...ugh! Bouncers are truly going to be the death of me!




PS - I've also been exposed to some fine arse white boys that I would have never seen in the spots I frequent. May catch me a lil something new in the process as well...lol.