Tell ya bizness Tuesday : Nasty Habit

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I have a friend that's in town that does some weird ish and it got me to thinking about weird ish that I do that I probably wouldn't tell anybody that I do but I'm about to tell my blog fam and am hoping they won't have me out here looking stupid, but will participate in the comments with weird ish they do as well.**wink**

So this is definitely TMI but when I poop, I spit. I always have the trashcan near me or a cup to spit into. For some reason I get a bad taste in my mouth and I have to spit.

There I said it. My mama don't even know that about me. So spill the beans in the comments!

44 comments

suiteSTL February 10, 2009 at 1:12 PM

So does this mean you full of sh*t or what...ok I'm sorry I just had to do it

Mr.Socialight February 10, 2009 at 1:26 PM

I ate boogers as a kid.
I used to bite my nails when I got bored.
I've outgrown those...though.

Mr.Socialight February 10, 2009 at 1:27 PM

I toss salads. (insider for Eb) lol

The Insatiable One February 10, 2009 at 1:35 PM

WTF Eb! LOL!!! This had me cracking up because it is ridiculously disgusting. LMAO!!!

Mr. Smart Guy February 10, 2009 at 1:48 PM

I used to bust out into song at random times like in the middle of grace. Usually my songs were about food.

Eb the Celeb February 10, 2009 at 1:49 PM

ha... DONT JUDGE ME...lol

Thx for participating Mr. Socialight!

Dani B. February 10, 2009 at 2:02 PM

Something weird I do? I really have to think about that, lol. BRB with an answer

Blu Jewel February 10, 2009 at 2:05 PM

LMFAO! Uh...no comment!!!!!

Love to live; live to love!

Azure February 10, 2009 at 2:12 PM

Wow, very interesting LoL
Uhm, let's see....I go 2 sleep wit no panties on so da cootchie could breathe but I'm sure all females do that right?! LoL
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Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts February 10, 2009 at 2:23 PM

OMG!!! Eeeeiiiiwww Eb! lol

The only wierd habit I have that I can think of is I constantly talk to myself to the point people think I have issues. lol

futurmrsg February 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM

OK well you spit when you sh*t, I have to be completely naked from the waste down (no shoes, socks etc) when I drop my kids off @ the pool. LMAO!

Ms. Independent February 10, 2009 at 2:44 PM

lol that one is odd!

as for me...I know this isn't sexy lol but in the winter I purposely don't shave my legs for a long time. I wait to see how long I can grow it then ball it all up once I finally shave it just to see how much it was.

[Emeritus] February 10, 2009 at 3:00 PM

lmao!

ummm whenever someone coughs, yawns or sneezes anywhere in my general vicinity, I immediately wipe, or cover my mouth with my shirt. If someone I don't know very well is talking to me and I feel a gust of their breath on my mouth, I immediately wipe. It's so wierd but I can't stand it!

I also automatically spit when I see someone else spitting.

contagiouslyCRANKY February 10, 2009 at 3:07 PM

LOL... too funny!! But defintely a little TMI for my liking. Does the mean that your trash can is ful of saliva??

Ms. Minnie February 10, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I bite my nails, and spit them back out, its nasty, but I can't help it!

Sha Boogie February 10, 2009 at 4:23 PM

what on earth...lol

Ok, uhm..weird habits..I can not take a shower without lotioning after - it makes me itch. I tried it once. I ended up getting out of bed to put on lotion. Even though I was just gonna wash it off the next morning. Is that weird? no..i dont think so.lol

Thoughts of a Southern gal February 10, 2009 at 4:32 PM

I pick my nose almost every hour. Just the thought of having a booger in my nose makes me gag.

She Needs February 10, 2009 at 4:38 PM

That comic strip is my life, my son went through a phase where whatever itched only i scratched it the best. UGH, so glad we are pass that.

@ Sha: I do the same exact thing. Just doesn't feel right without putting lotion on.

My habit isn't bad, but immediately after eating I always have to eat some chocolate or some type of sweet candy.

Urban Thought February 10, 2009 at 4:41 PM

What is this, "Weird me out Tuesday?" LOL... This is some good ish... I have to strip naked and then shower after I take a dump. I'm not so sure that is a bad thing though.

Kayos February 10, 2009 at 5:20 PM

Ummmm. Alright. Don't know what you got goin on there.

Weird habits I have... I have to say I always have to smell my girl down there. It's actually a precautionary thing I do because when there's an odor something is wrong. If it smells weird then I know something.

buttahflychronicles February 10, 2009 at 5:52 PM

TMI! TMI! LMAO!

My baby hollas out her but itches in public too.

I can't think of anything more weird than what I've already posted about but when I do, I promise to come back. I mean I really sat here for a few minutes trying to have your back. I have nothing. Sorry.

Ms. Lovely February 10, 2009 at 6:38 PM

lmao Eb..Well all have our bathroom habits. I for one have to be completely naked in order to poop. Ok...

Hmmm, lemme think up a good one..

Aight..this is gonna sound weird/painful/freaky..buuuuuut:

I squeeze my nipples until the white pus comes out of them. Been doing it for years now. Mostly when i'm nervous about something..and alone.

There I said it.

Miss Mika February 10, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Wow Eb, you ain't neva lied when you said it was TMI. But I apprecite the fact that you don't mind being "normal"...

sort of anyway...hehehe

I think something that I do that is kind of weird is when I am number two'ing at home... I have to have water running, be it the shower or the sink. It doesn't matter if I am alone in the house, or there are people in the house, I have to have water running. Not sure how that got started.

Kryssy February 10, 2009 at 6:58 PM

EB I officially hate you for this blog.
And I hate everyone that commented and made my stomach turn.
What do I do that's gross??? Hmmmm....
(5 mins later)
I must be prissy as hell cuz I couldn't think of a damn thing. LMAO.

Oh wait!!! I have a bag of (used-but still good) hair in my guest-room closet. So when I do rock weaves, and I may need just ONE more track... I can usually find a matching piece in there.
Is that gross??? LOL

Dani B. February 10, 2009 at 7:10 PM

I'm back with a weird habit

I clench my butt cheeks unconsiously. Also, I kinda like the way my farts smell. Suprisingly, so does my mom, well, her farts.

stillpatrice February 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM

weird...ummm

If served a burger and fries, I HAVE to lace my burger with the fries. Then eat the remainder of the fries. THEN eat the burger. It HAS to happen in that order.

Keli February 10, 2009 at 8:21 PM

lol @ the bad taste in your mouth...I associate smells with taste so I could see that.

clnmike February 10, 2009 at 8:50 PM

Man there are a lot of nasty women out here, lol.

For some reason I prefer to eat standing up, go figure.

Mr.Socialight February 10, 2009 at 9:03 PM

aight aight. I need Eb to do an informative blog about whatever WHITE PUS is coming out of Ms.Lovely's nipples when she squeezes them. lol.

S. Cooper February 10, 2009 at 9:56 PM

I eat my grilled cheese with maple syrup...before you say it's gross...try it! That's all I can think of right now...LOL

ShellyShell February 10, 2009 at 10:38 PM

I did in my nose....A LOT! I can't stand having anything in my nose!

My butt constantly itches!

I make my bootie cheeks bounce up and down while I'm standing. To the point a boss of mine asked me what that was I did with my but cheeks...lmbao!

Ms. Bar B: February 11, 2009 at 2:59 AM

Ha! I don't have anything to top none of ya'll. Ok, maybe I do... but I'ma be a punk and just enjoy laughing/agreeing/cringing at what ya'll have said, lol.

[Emeritus] February 11, 2009 at 4:02 AM

im right there with sha boogie. i MUST lotion after showering. if i dare go to bed dry, i WILL get up in the middle of the night to lotion.

Myowne February 11, 2009 at 8:30 AM

The wierdest thing (but not the nastiest - will never share my nasty business) is I talk to myself sometimes and don't even realize I'm doing it until someone catches me and looks at me like I should be locked up in a psychiatric hospital...

Mr.Slish February 11, 2009 at 9:25 AM

I piss in the shower...SHHHH!!! don't tell shawnla...lol

NannDimples February 11, 2009 at 10:44 AM

LOL yall r too much.

i talk to myself (especially while driving), i also do the lotion thing: i cant wash my hands or shower without lotioning afterwards. at night, i sleep without panties on and i usually pet my treasure box to see if i have razor bumps or whatever, which can often lead to other activity lollll... tmi?

anyways, eum, also, im a germ freak therefore when someone sneezes or coughs around me, i hold my breathe for at least 30 seconds. i love sniffing babies lol (not random babies, my nieces n stuff lol).

The Jaded NYer February 11, 2009 at 12:08 PM

I'm all late but I'll participate...

1- I loathe boogers and I constantly clean out my and my baby's nose. Constantly. Can't tell you how much tissue we go through!

2- after I shower I need to sit with the towel wrapped around me and just close my eyes and chill for like 5-10 minutes.

3- I have certain beverages I NEED to have with certain types of food, and then I chase all of it down with water so there's no lingering aftertaste.

PS- yours was a lil TMI, but I'll let it go! lol

YoungBlackBeauty February 11, 2009 at 3:32 PM

Ok that's kind of gross eb! LOL!

wynsters the tigress February 11, 2009 at 9:21 PM

@everyone who shared something nasty, thank you for the laughs. i SOOO needed that.

@futurmrsg, i do the same thing. *shrug* go figure.

@mike, women are actually as gross as men.

buttahflychronicles February 11, 2009 at 11:03 PM

Okay, I promised I'd come back. During the winter months, I shave nothing. NO Thing! But ya'll prolly already knew that. It get's hectic. I mean I just shaved the other day and was like Damn! my own self.

ill;kinda February 12, 2009 at 1:16 PM

lol that is kinda weird. I pat my nose with my index finger. It's very comforting, but I do it in public and I'm always getting the crazy eye stare . lol oh well

Jackie E. February 13, 2009 at 9:40 PM

OK so I laughed out loud for real!!! LOLOLOL!!!!

suga February 14, 2009 at 11:48 PM

Eb, you are a mess for this lmao

Urban Thought, my ex used to have to take a shower after every dump too. lol

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