Guys... let me hip you to game... DOUCHING

So me and a male blogger had a convo the other day about douching. He was asking me under what circumstances is it necessary and whatnot. He happened to mention that his homeboy was messing with this chick whose stuff is not kosher and mentioned that she douches all the time but the smell is still there, and when he says something to her, she says its his fault for nutting in her.

1st of all - Why the hell are you going raw with some chick whose coochie stinks. Then you are going to wonder why your dick fell off...SMH!

2nd - Douches DO NOT GET RID OF SMELLS. If your cooch is stank, its still going to be stank after you douche. So don't go to the store and buy a different brand thinking maybe that one doesn't work with your body type. No fool, you need to take ya arse to the doctor and get that checked out. Men please have the guts to tell ya chick about herself if she's tart down there and comes home with a douche. I don't want any beautiful chocolate dicks out there looking like a payday.

3rd- Lesson for the men who are confused right now and the women who dont know... Douching is not good for you. Any gyno will tell a chick that. Douching is like the old school way of getting rid of yeast infections and other vaginal bacteria but we now have better things for that. Douching only moves the bacteria around all up and through the coochie, it does NOT get rid of it. Plus too much douching can cause you not to be able to have children.

4th - Don't be alarmed if a chick does have a douche in her bathroom. Some chicks douche once a month right after their period because it makes them feel cleaner, and gets rid of any excess blood that may be lingering, but for most women its not necessary. The pussy was made to clean itself, that's why we have all those wonderful juices flowing on the regular that ya'll love to taste.

If you still don't understand... Rapper Rhymefest and BelleJenkins went hard in the studio about the topic. Check it out... its hilarious!

Eb the Celeb Sex Ed. class is now dismissed...
Any questions?


The Jaded NYer February 5, 2009 at 2:11 PM

I think I met that chick (not the one holding the cat, the other one) at an art show/performance I went to with my boy Jelani.

and that video... I can't... LOL

but YES; in health class we learned that douching is not good for a vaginal health. So ladies STOP douching and just shower everyday. With soap. and you'll be good! lol

The Jaded NYer February 5, 2009 at 2:14 PM

and when he said it's "all squishing together" I lost it.

It's NOT like having BALLS, dude, there's NOTHING SQUISHING! lol

and when old girl says it stinks 'casue "there's a situation in play" I almost fell out! HAHAHAHA!

DJ Diva The Mixtress February 5, 2009 at 2:15 PM

She could also have diabetes...My mom has it and openly shares with me that she does not like the way her urine smells because of her medication.

Mom also told me at a young age not to douche too much...she advised using Norforms...a suppository

Mr.Socialight February 5, 2009 at 2:17 PM

Lmao. A payday?

I can see clearly now.

And I thank you.

Cee Em Jay February 5, 2009 at 2:33 PM

Ha! this was funny! That payday pic hahah I've seen one like tht before lol so sad

Regina February 5, 2009 at 2:39 PM

LOL@ the pay days!!
Great post. You'd be surprised how many women out there still don't know douching is not good for you.

ToshaRenelle February 5, 2009 at 2:54 PM

Ha, what's sad is the Payday bar pic probably won't stop a fool from going raw in a random chick tonight. LOL! Some will never learn until IT (whatever it may be) happens to them.

Anonymous February 5, 2009 at 2:55 PM

"You from the 80's and you don't shave yo shit!"


Good post Professor Eb

Anonymous February 5, 2009 at 3:03 PM

that was an informative yet entertaining PSA lol

Amber-Alert February 5, 2009 at 3:10 PM

LMAO!!! ladies say NO to douching!!!! u cant push the bacteria up into the fallopian tubes and then u'll really have a problem!!!

Ness February 5, 2009 at 3:53 PM

The girl probably stink down there b/c she got rid of all the good bacteria by douching!!

Like u said, women shouldn't douch..b/c it takes the good bacteria away. Plus u have a higher chance of adding some nastyness up in there b/c of inserting it all the way up in you.

And like u said why is dude f*ckin raw knwing she stinks down there. She could have an STI (men make me want to slap them w/ a bag of commone sense)! lol

Like my gyn said, if a female feels she needs to douche chances r she needs to make an appt to see a doctor b/c something's wrong lol.

Bella February 5, 2009 at 3:57 PM

ummm... wow. she blamed her coochie funk on his nut?? negative. she needs to see a doctor.

i remember when i was 7 and my mother talked to me about getting my period, she told me THAT early that douching is NOT good for you. i don't even make eye contact with a douche box. i want no parts of it.

FunkyHeadHunter February 5, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Ok, I just fell off my damn chair reading this post! Too Funny!!!

Keith February 5, 2009 at 4:05 PM

Can you believe that I was actually eating a Payday as I was reading this? Not anymore...I put it down, kinda lost my appetite...

This was still a good post and an informative one just the same..A lot of information I didn't previously know.

How bout using a Baby Ruth next time?

Anonymous February 5, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Also douching can try you up.

Sha Boogie February 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

You are so dope for that post --LOL!! I was always against douching - no ma'am. And I ride with you on the 'self cleaning couchie'. If it's stankin' you need to drink MORE water and eat a friggin salad ery now and again! Hmph.

Anonymous February 5, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Sounds like a typical case of Bacteria Vaginosis to me (this is NOT an STD by the way). Homegirl needs some meds.

OMG, this lady in my office was on vacay, how come I could smell that she came back before I looked into her face? I feel sorry for all women dealing with this crap.

I ain't no stranger to reproductive bullshit, but I know the right remedies to nip that ish in the bud before it becomes a conversation.

clnmike February 5, 2009 at 4:24 PM

For the love of God why did I read this post!!

I spent the last 5 years trying to forget those twisted coochies I used to see when i assisted doctors in Gyn.

I couldnt look at a woman for weeks after each one.

Damn near destroyed my love life.

But on the real if you clean and it still smells like a sewage treatment plant, you need a doctor, you probably got an infection.

and1grad February 5, 2009 at 4:33 PM

I'm glad I wasnt a big payday fan anyway. Here's a fun lil story for you. I once heard a story about a lady who had this nasty odor coming from her vaj and couldnt figure out what it was and nothing was helping. Since the docs couldnt figure it out either, they had to go into surgery.

Turns out there was some old condom that had gotten pushed up into her business and had been there so long, it was rotting.

Ms. Liryc February 5, 2009 at 4:43 PM

This was a very informative and very very funny. LOVED IT!

LMFAO @ payday! That was so funny!!

A lot of women douche cause they feel that they're cleaner.. its really not that.. I even heard one chick say that she does it to be tighter.. I told her try Kegals.. they're cheaper !!

A lot of women don't understand their body. They don't know that the menstrual cycle is the cleaning factor, its actually our cleanest time of the month. And also soap isn't good for the inside of the vagina..

Loved this post Eb..

ANGELINA February 5, 2009 at 4:56 PM

the video is hilarious! and since i work in women's health, i hear about this kind of stuff often. douching is bad. if there are unusual smells a visit to a gynecologist is necessary. soap and water is sufficient for cleaning that area, and eating foods like plain yogurt (not sugary yogurt though) with active bacterial cultures is good for the nether regions lol

Chris February 5, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Damn...I honestly thought douching was just regular cooch maintenance. Thanks for the education, Eb!

1/3 February 5, 2009 at 5:34 PM

LMAO @ this whole post! Yea they told us in health class how bad douching is for the va jay jay.

People that still have random sex without a condom baffles me! They need to get it together lol

kay* February 5, 2009 at 6:22 PM

oh my gosh i didn't even know girls still do this? seriously?!? whoa.

regular cleansing of that area in the shower should keep it right. every female has their own 'natural' smell but it shouldn't be stank.

i think i've read somewhere before (don't know how true it is) that sometimes the food you eat can effect the way you smell down there. perhaps she should look into changing up her diet a bit....and eat more yogurt.

if that fails she needs to see her oby.

Aretha February 5, 2009 at 6:58 PM

Ok, I may sound a little weird for this one, but I didn't even know young women (I'm assuming she was young) were still douching. I thought it was something "older women" did. I've never douched b/c my mom told me it wasn't necessary, and I quite frankly feel fresh after a shower, lol.

btw, that payday gave me a disturbing

Beautifully.Conjured.Up February 5, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Loved the post...very informative information for the men (and for the ladies who don't know).

Mimi February 5, 2009 at 7:46 PM

Really Eb?! LMBO @ this whole post. My roommate in college douched on the regular and I couldn't understand why.

LOL @ musty P-U-$-$-Y!!!!! EWWWWw :/

CC February 5, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Now you need to just add the little rainbow- because the more you know...

CurvyGurl ♥ February 5, 2009 at 8:29 PM

No questions, Professor Eb. You covered it and more. Teach, chica!

Seven February 5, 2009 at 8:40 PM

Ummm she has vaginitis(sp)...ewwww stanky cooter. LOL! You said all of what I was going to say. A good alternative for those who like to douche is a vinegar bath...clean your body (shower), clean your tub, run some bath water with a little vinegar, sit for 5 minutes and you're good. I say shower first because I don't like baths...something about sitting in the same water you clean yourself in doesn't seem right to me. I rather waste the extra water just to keep my cooch happy.

DollFace February 5, 2009 at 9:54 PM

I am dying over here! LMAO

Ms. Lovely February 5, 2009 at 10:06 PM

yea something is def wrong w/ole girls poom poom..Eww..

and thank u for that lesson cause some homegirls still don't know how bad douching really is!


Ms. Lovely February 5, 2009 at 10:07 PM

oh yea..lmfao@ that Payday..we def don't want that!

Kryssy February 5, 2009 at 10:42 PM

oh wow... and might I add: Ewwww..
Anywhoo, you are ON POINT with this blog.
As far as chick goes: she may needs to stop having men nut all up in her like that. After a woman has had a lot of different sexual partners, it's possible that her vagina may become allergic to the next guy's semen... causing her to have an odor, among other things.
*tsk tsk*

Tuotierugif >^..^<© February 5, 2009 at 10:50 PM

That guys friend needs to get a new girl lol ew

wynsters the tigress February 5, 2009 at 11:08 PM

the payday pic actually made me LOL. i'm surprised there are still women who douche after all we're told about the negative aspects of doing so...

but, thanks for the touch up!

Urban Thought February 6, 2009 at 1:37 AM

You have me cracking TFU over here right now. Don't let your "... like a payday." And you have a pic.

I'm feeling you thought. I'm happy that I haven't come across the issue. But yeah, she should check with her GYN and handle that.

Ms. Bar B: February 6, 2009 at 3:53 AM

Good job and pointing out that the douche needs to stay at the store... period. Its so crazy that so many women know NOTHING about their own bodies, but always quick to let somebody all up in em'. Get it together ladies!! LOL.

Hey Shae! February 6, 2009 at 6:42 AM

LMAO @ "couped up meat" Eb how did you find this clip? LMAO

It amazes me that so many men assume you're supposed to douche and will argue with you as if they have the equipment to back it up. TRUST douching will mess you up. When you can tell me you go to a gyno twice a year then come talk to me.

Good post Eb ... Oh and that Payday mess is just WRONG! Ugh!

Myowne February 6, 2009 at 8:41 AM

Ummm...YUCK!!!! But thanks for the helpful hints. I have absolutely no more questions about cleaning my lady parts. There will be no need for a review session.

Chris February 6, 2009 at 9:07 AM

That was crazy...but I had no idea.

Super Dave Van Buren February 6, 2009 at 9:25 AM

I'm disturbed that now i know Rhymefest shaves his balls. I need to go get a drink to kill those brain cells... lol

Anonymous February 6, 2009 at 10:29 AM

You know I mean dry you up not 'try". lol

Anonymous February 6, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Hilarious!!! Good blog. Most women don't know that douching isn't good for you. My mom use to tell me "if it smells bad down there, something is wrong! take yo ass to the Dr. NOT Duane Reade" LOL

Ashylee February 6, 2009 at 11:16 AM

I am still laughing! Wow eb!

Tasha February 6, 2009 at 11:34 AM

This needs to be required reading for half the female population. It's so sad how many women know nothing about their bodies, and continue to let anyone up in them. When they catch something, they let it go because they think it's normal...sad.

Ray Ray February 6, 2009 at 1:09 PM

lmao wow..nuff said..ladies just say no to drugs and douching lmao

Veronica Wright February 6, 2009 at 3:35 PM

LOL! i think you jsut runined my lunch with the "payday dick"

note to self don't come to Eb's blog while eating.

I had to school my guys friends about this a few months ago.

and yeah...ole girl needs to visit the doc..asap

Keli February 6, 2009 at 6:39 PM

His homeboy...

yeah...right...he needs more people.

William H. February 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM

verrrrrrrrrrry good need to do more like this lol....i was sippin while reading this shakin my head like "right right" lol

karrie b. February 9, 2009 at 1:15 PM

a pay day penis?

i wanna fight you now


Brothers Blog February 9, 2009 at 4:38 PM

Lmao @ payday and @ Keith.

Thanks for the info though.

prettyinpink February 9, 2009 at 5:27 PM

lmao @ payday dicks.
yea tho.
douchin is eh eh no bueno.
learned that age 13 in health class.
if it ain't some sort of infection
and ya shit still funky...
change ya diet.
wat ur eatin may not be kosher and it most definitely effects the smells of your bodily fluids.
any MD will tell you that.

btw... hi hun! [ms.uncensored]---->new blog.

Cc Rydah ♥ February 10, 2009 at 6:22 AM

this convo was priceless!

stalkin this blog is my new thing.lmao


ladebelle February 10, 2009 at 11:24 AM

excellent post!!! **snapping**

have you heard of rePhresh? i think that most women need to check this out. i know that i'm a hypochondriac about lady town. if anything even seems off, i'm off to the doctor. but she told me to use repHresh about once a month and that will not only cure my worries but if there is in fact any non-normal odors, it will handle that as well.

personally, i've never had any complaints about my scent but like i said, i am a hypochondriac about her.

suiteSTL February 10, 2009 at 1:19 PM

I never did like Paydays and never will thanks to you.

I am so glad you posted this because when I see women buying them in the stores I want to scream down the aisle and tell them NOOOOOOOOOOOO they are NOT good for you. Your monthly cleans you out for free. But hey I don't want to scare people.

And yeah why would anybody be sleeping with they girl raw these days and better yet if she stink then you gotta bigger problem.

Gem February 10, 2009 at 1:26 PM

I hate you for the Payday dicks.

Also: "...if she's TART down there"

*quits life*

Anonymous February 11, 2009 at 8:05 PM

You broke it down girl! Women with foul smelling Va-JJ's need to head to the GYNO. No Douche, No Soap, No scented panty liners, etc. will help you. Most likely if your Va-JJ is foul then you have either a yeast or bacterial infection or an STD or STI. Again, head to the Dr. ASAP. A lot of women think that you should douche on the regular and stuff and like you said Douching is really not good. Like you said our Va-JJ's naturally cleanse themselves.

aj.the.poet February 27, 2009 at 7:08 PM

down right hilarious, i think i'm done playing catch up for the day LOL

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