My craziness isn't premeditated

I hate when people think they know me. When they tell me they're going to do something a certain way because they know how I'm going to act if they don't. YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'm still trying to figure myself out so you damn sure can't call the madness ahead of time. Live your life the way you want because I'm going to live mine the way I want. You cannot predict my reaction to your action. It's never premeditated.

I also hate when people try to flip things so that it makes sense in their mind. No no boo boo... I'mSo stop trying to make sense of it, rationalize it, or try to take control of it.

Like when you put someone on pussy punishment because they are no longer worthy and then they turn around and try to tell you that they are the one that isn't giving you any because if they do I'm going to get emotional.

What? Ha... you must not know who the bleep I am!#1. I don't get emotional over d*ck. If I like you, I like you. I have liked a dude that was terrible in bed. Just have to find their strong points and bruh had a mean tongue so it sufficed for a little while.

#2. You are the one over here ripping my underwear off after I've been telling you for months you're not getting any and even reminded you before you got here that you weren't getting any. Why the mind games? I know you're testing me just to see if I can stick to my guns. Ripping my underwear off though... fo' real. Them were Victoria's Secret Limited Editions too. Ugh, and they were so cute. You definitely will be buying me a pair of some snazzy ones to replace those. On the real though, ripping underwear is so extreme that its obvious it wasn't just a test, you were really trying to get some!

#3. You so damn dumb that its really your cockiness about the situation that you're so sure of yourself that you can get it whenever you want that's keeping you from getting it cuz lawd knows you make me weak in the knees, or in the va-jay-jay is more appropriate I suppose.

#4. You assuming that my waterfall is because I'm aroused by you. Fool, how many times do I have to tell you that I am wet all the time. We've had this convo several times. I was like this before you even walked through the door.

#5. Bragging about skills you have that you have never performed on me is not going to lead me to change my mind about giving you some. Maybe if you had performed these mindblowing tricks, it would be harder to resist you but since you haven't, I don't want to hear about it.Not hope... I KNOW you had the time of your life. Even without getting any... cuz I'm just that type of chick. The reason you keep coming back knowing you're not getting any is because I'm unpredictable, and at least we'll have fun while you're trying and I'm dodging. And I can be a woman and admit, that I have fun too, otherwise I wouldn't let you visit. Its always good to feel wanted whether you are giving it up or not. So stop thinking you know me, and that you know what I'm going to do after you do something because you really don't. Eb is unpredictable baby!

With that said... March 1st it will be 3 months. I've been seriously tested the past 2 weeks. It took everything in me not to give this fool the bizness. Plus I am the horniest of horny, the epitome of horny the week before Ms. Red comes to visit and that time is now. I AM IN HEAT! I have a sweet tooth for chocolate like never before right now, but I am so proud of how strong I've been. It's crazy how much pride and principle can sometimes save you when your body is cracking under the pressure. This morning-afternoon (yes this fiasco went from 9am-1:30pm) was a close one though. Really didn't think I was going to make it out without my cherry being popped.

3 month of sex detox was suppose to be the mark but I recently said I was going to go til April Fool's Day making it 4 months but its getting so hard now that I'm thinking my original date of March 1st is more realistic.

Oh and I'm trying this no drinking thing for 3 months too. Feb 15th - May 14th I am promising that I will only have 1 drink per week if that. I'm trying to go no liquor but being out and about makes that tough.

I really just winged this post and have no idea if it even makes sense so forgive me if it doesn't. Its my vent. Deuces!

But maybe this quote that I so eloquently came up with myself can sum up this whole post in a nutshell for those that skim and don't really read.

"It's a thin line between Love & Hate and Lust & Disgust and Pride & Pleasure" - Eb the Celeb


Keith February 19, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Even when you wingin still
create brilliance over here on this page.

You got it goin on EB, but you know that.

Good Luck with your 3 month sex detox..and the limited drinking.
Think of it as a purification project.

I've heard (I don't know cause I aint never been celibate)that the first time after you end your celibacy, the sex is mind blowing..
and more intense than ever.. (I heard that..don't know if it's true. Let me know if it is true.)

Anonymous February 19, 2009 at 8:33 PM

"It's crazy how much pride and principle can sometimes save you when your body is cracking under the pressure."

-girl you preaching to the choir.

as with the limited drinking, it will help your pocketbook. and missy, you need a job. (yes, i know i'm miss captain obvious) but dang this mess went on from morning til afternoon? this is what happens when you sitting up in your spot. lol. ain't no man worth all that time if he isn't committed to you or paying for the long date. haha

Eb the Celeb February 19, 2009 at 9:22 PM

@keith - I'm looking forward to that first

@Emeritus - You aint neva lied. If I was working I wouldn't even have the time to deal with his tomfoolery. But if I am at home, might as well have some sexy chocolate waking up next to

Soulstress February 19, 2009 at 9:54 PM

thats riiiite grrrrll...let that brutha kno!! guys can b so darn dumb sumtimes..its a shame..sumtimes u really gotta break it down for them so that they can undrstand.

Mimi February 19, 2009 at 10:02 PM

Giiiirl this celibate stuff is overrated!! I'm at 4 months and trying to go to 6! PRAY FOR ME!!!! lol

Ain't nothing like you putting the clink clink down (Madea style)and a dude is trying to force his way in. Did dude really rip your Vickie's?! That's a new one...he wasn't playing! lol

Ms. Liryc February 19, 2009 at 11:19 PM

Eb, you made sense even winging it. you did a good job with it.

Stick to your guns when it comes to your sexuality you know what you want and its up to you to decide when you're ready to give it up.

some dudes have this idea that they can trick you into having sex with them, they have this preconceived notion that we aren't that bright and their ridiculous scheme is going to work... take your time.. fight through beast that comes out when its been a while.

Forget him, enjoy his company and don't give in until you are ready!

Aretha February 19, 2009 at 11:44 PM

for some reason men forget that dick comes easy...they think there's is the best out there. mm..pride has especially gotten me through the past 6 months :)

Smarty Jones February 20, 2009 at 12:28 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!! You are crazy as hell!!!
You are off the chain! OK, what's funny is you are doing everything to prove to this dude that you are unpredictable and that you have the upper hand.
The only problem with that is you want it just as bad as he does and that doesn't give you the upper hand. :-D
I have been here before girl! If you want it, go get it, no need to prove a point other than you get what you want.
I have done more drive-bys and hit-and-runs than I care to count and I still got the upper hand! :-)
Throw him down and take it and then leave his ass alone! I guarantee you'll sound like Nettie on The Color Purple, "I just couldn't keep 'em off me!"
On a serious note though, don't deprive yourself to prove a point, it's not a good look.

Azure February 20, 2009 at 12:57 AM

O M G!!!
You took this post RIGHT out of my mouth.
Welp, guess that scratched my topic. LoL
Well done.
(By the way, I been tryna comment and it wouldn't let me. Guess blogger likes me today)

100K February 20, 2009 at 1:32 AM


He's wasting time. He shoulda just found someone who fits hit agenda. Thirstiness especially in grown men (i assume) is the worst. Even if i am desperate, I could never let a female see it because the chaser loses power in the dating game.

Eb the Celeb February 20, 2009 at 4:09 AM

@Mimi- I will surely pray for you... I know I cant do 6.

@Lyric - Yeah... the "enjoying his company" part is the part that usually gets me into trouble

@Smarty - Girl, you know its Semipro I'm talking about so its past the notion of getting what I want. He has to learn. Like Skoolboi said in the last RBW radio... they have to be trained so this pussy punishment is the training.

@Azure - Glad blogger stopped acting up and your good

@100k - I think the prob is that he knows I'm a catch, yet is not ready for a relationship. So he does the things he does to stay relevant because he knows how I feel about him and that I don't want anything casual. He comes by to make sure aint nobody else over there and that I'm not getting close to someone else so that when he is ready I'm not already taken. Another game that he thinks I'm not hip on that I am. He thinks coming around is buying him time.

Super Dave Van Buren February 20, 2009 at 7:11 AM

good luck with the liquor thing. i've gone like 6 months without a drink, but you party more then me. It's hard to be at a party and not drink.

Darius T. Williams February 20, 2009 at 8:29 AM

You do know you're HILARIOUS, right?

Um, e-mail me ( in regards to the Blogger Family Reunion that's gonna be in Chicago 5/15-5/17 2009.

ABlackGirlNameBev* February 20, 2009 at 10:22 AM

My mother always said the men think that their little dicks are Gods gift to women.
But it's a trip how when they can't get the poon-poon they start hyperventilating.


Anonymous February 20, 2009 at 11:12 AM

I swear Eb, we are sisters from a different mother and father. I'm told all the time by dudes I'm hard to figure out.

It's been 3 months for me and I'm about to lose my mind. I've already lost the shortage in my Bullet. It's dead. lol

Eb the Celeb February 20, 2009 at 12:36 PM

@Darius - Thats my bday weekend... I will NOT be in the CHI

ShellyShell February 20, 2009 at 12:53 PM

Well, you know how long it's been for me! Waiting on the damn Teacher! Now it's easy as hell except when I see his ass! I think we're chillin on Sunday and LAWD knows I'm going to want to strip down and put it on him but I will just sit there and undress him in my!

As for the drankin'. I'm giving up Vodka for lent but I'm not giving up drinkin! I like to sit in my house and drink wine too!

clnmike February 21, 2009 at 8:33 AM

It's always good to dry your self out that way you appreciate it more when you get it

The drinking I mean.

Well actually that goes for sex too I guess.

Seven February 22, 2009 at 4:17 PM

ummmm wow...whooosah. I take it someone blew you.

I feel you..I've been taking a step back myself.

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