I feel jipped dammit!

I've worn weaves before...see
but I'm mad as hell I ain't have that bullet proof ish.

From the looks of her weave I know damn well I paid more for mine than she did for hers so how the hell did she come across the one pack that was bullet proof?

34 comments

Nola.Divine February 20, 2009 at 2:10 PM

LOL!!! I saw this story on CNN this morning...hilarious! But I bet it wasn't even the weave that was bullet proof..She probably had a layer of glue plus a hair net or cap.

Jane February 20, 2009 at 2:25 PM

I feel you girl...this is the same thing i said when I read this yesterday!!!

How much you think she paid for some bullet proof yaki in 1B?

CurvyGurl ♥ February 20, 2009 at 2:33 PM

ROFL! That was one helluva weave, huh?

Chanel February 20, 2009 at 2:41 PM

This has got to be one of the most ghetto "newsworthy" stories i've ever seen in my life. lmfao. Wow. This is deep

[Emeritus] February 20, 2009 at 3:25 PM

lmao! you wrong for that eb.

Thoughts of a Southern gal February 20, 2009 at 3:58 PM

I saw this on CNN and fell out laughing. Cheap ass weave is good for something.

Ms. Liryc February 20, 2009 at 4:13 PM

I read this too, and I wanted to know what brand she used cause the ones that I get from the hair factory can't be that good. Sheesh, her shit stopped a bullet... I have never heard of that before in my life.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up February 20, 2009 at 4:35 PM

LMAO at this!!!! Super Weave to the rescue, LOL!!!

br!t.br!t. February 20, 2009 at 5:09 PM

lmao now thats the good stuff

Lady C. February 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

Wow....that's a mess!!!!

She REALLY shouldn't have let them be all up in her tracks like that on tv...lmao!

Oyin February 20, 2009 at 5:44 PM

gotta go get me a weave...hahaha

Keli February 20, 2009 at 5:58 PM

You need to quit!

But that's crazy as hell...I would not want to have to test the bullet proof nature of my weave...

wow...

thank God for fly hair...just might save your life.

Ms. Bar B: February 20, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Look at you changing it up!

Yeah, that was pretty unbeweavable!

Mimi February 20, 2009 at 7:54 PM

First of all, the heifa is more than 20 years old..."N*gga you look 'bout 30!" lol

And WHY!! lol...oh, the magic of weave! lol

Teems February 20, 2009 at 10:31 PM

i will make sure to get double layers next time! Mad she said she invested "a lot" of money into her weave. ummm yea...

Untouched Jewel February 20, 2009 at 11:23 PM

Lawd Jesus! I think that was her hair so napped up and crunchy under that weave that it acted like a bulletproof vest for her head. It's cool that it saved her life, but damn...next time don't like Boomquisha do your weave no more. Go to a licensed beautician and get it done right. LOL.

dopelikelouboutins February 21, 2009 at 2:18 AM

LOL im sad that my ass woulda been dead cause I dont do weaves anymore

♫Hershey's Kiss♫ February 21, 2009 at 11:57 AM

I'm glad that she was protected. Thank God for the Super weave lol

Urban Thought February 21, 2009 at 2:40 PM

WoW... I've always liked woman with natural hair but if a weave saves your life well then... keep on wearing it. LOL

Regina February 21, 2009 at 8:51 PM

My daughter told me about this mess, I thought she was lying!

Go B. February 22, 2009 at 1:57 AM

Wow....Eb is there anything you can do to get this coverage removed from the media..lol

Go B.

Chris February 22, 2009 at 7:56 AM

I've been laughing non-stop since I first heard about this story. That's some industrial strength Hawaiian Silky right there.

Deutlich February 22, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Now that's a woman who got her money's worth. Like, woah.

The F$%K it List February 22, 2009 at 10:29 PM

I'm mad that the Fox local news is using the term UnbeWeaveable.

That weave is a God awful

Super Dave Van Buren February 23, 2009 at 10:42 AM

i think dude needs a refund on them bullets. what kind of weak ass gun can't get thru hair?

T.C. February 24, 2009 at 8:59 AM

i know right....her WIG/weave probably didn't even cost $40...but don't it make you feel good that you can now say...my weave is a protective necessity

One Man’s Opinion February 25, 2009 at 10:45 PM

I heard about this. People say they don;t believe it, but I've seen stranger things happen. She needed to be thanking God for that damn weave.

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