Men are some charming bastards


Jazmine Sullivan "Best of Me" is his ringtone

"I wanna say No, but all I say is Yes
I wanna move on, and not second guess
I wanna let go, but he just gets the best of me"


1. Don't you hate when you want to move on, but they do something to pull you back in.

2. Don't you hate when you get to the point that you don't care anymore, they finally show you that they care.

3. Don't you hate when you feel like your compromising a piece of yourself to make it work and stop and then they finally let you in.

4. Don't you hate when you have to put him on pussy punishment when he is sexy as hell and you feel like your punishing yourself.

5. Don't you hate loving love when love seems to hate you (Thx again Jazmine Sullivan, why is every song on her CD speaking to me right now)

6. Don't you hate when you step out of your comfort zone and his feet are planted in cement.

7. Don't you hate when you are mad as hell at them and they still make you smile.

8. Don't you hate when you are so much a like that you give them a pass because you know how it feels to have their upper hand.

9. Don't you hate it when your panties are wet just thinking about spending time with them and then as soon as you see them your heart just melts and if you weren't in public you would jump their bones right then.

10. Don't you hate it when you've finally figured out where you want a situation to go but you don't want to make the first move because that entails losing the control.





I will be smiling in my sleep. Tonight was a good night! Down to the text to make sure I was home OK. Men are some charming bastards! Even when they know they ain't acting right! Hell... especially when they know they ain't acting right.


PS - Ya'll like that picture too don't you...
you know damn well I ain't showing his face...lol!

54 comments

Dani B. November 20, 2008 at 3:12 AM

I'm up late,I know,lol.

Yes they are, you def. hit the nail on the head.

I actually do like how you can't see his face,lol.

::sighs:: like my cousin and I say, "Men...can't live 'em,can't even kill 'em."

ShonaVixen November 20, 2008 at 5:12 AM

am i first???Should i do the happy dance??

ShonaVixen November 20, 2008 at 5:16 AM

Mccccchewwww...maybe not with approval thing going on here!!
Lol @ all of the above coz they are all so true..Jazmine Sullivan is the ONE!!!
Number 4...gurl, now that one feels like some sort of self-inflicted pain especially when your body is saying 'gurl, i needs to jump those bones bcoz he's looking might fine right now'..and you just cant coz you're punishing HIM...it always feels like self-torture!!..lol..

12kyle November 20, 2008 at 7:13 AM

Pussy punishment?? Hahahaha! That's funny. Yes...you punish him...but you punish yourself, too. LoL

Darius T. Williams November 20, 2008 at 7:59 AM

YES - I hate when my panties get wet - lol.

MzInspiredMind81 November 20, 2008 at 8:25 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!! Funny we were experiencing some of the same last nite....you ain't NEVER lied!

Kin'shar November 20, 2008 at 8:33 AM

Girl if no one else knows....I do. I hate when Im so pissed off and he comes to tell me sweet nothings. I hate when Im crying and that soft kiss make me know everything is ok........

Damn, I hate breaking up to make up, well naw...just kidding, that can be sort of fun..

I hope im first

Eb the Celeb November 20, 2008 at 8:47 AM

@ Dani B - Thx for approving the pic... I thought it was cute too

@Shona Vixen - ya'll are funny with trying to be first...lol

@Nikki - Wouldn't you like to know...lol

@Kin'Shar - Damn you better than me, I refuse to cry in front of a man unless we are at a funeral.

lmao @ kayellejaye - Who said that was him?

Urban Thought November 20, 2008 at 8:53 AM

You writing this is the reason why I like music, more to the point - lyrics. Someone out there is always saying something just the way you are feeling it.

As for you and dude... I'm happy that you're were you are. Hard to find folk that you can appreciate and appreciate you back. With a little patience we all can be happy.

Jada November 20, 2008 at 9:01 AM

GIRL! Eb you ain't said nothing but a word. An emphatic YES to all them damn questions!

BTW...that pic is awesome!

Eb the Celeb November 20, 2008 at 9:10 AM

@Urban Thought - The reason I am in love with music. Its been a lot of patience on my part... and we still aint there but the slow forward progress makes it more endearing...

@jada - I really like the pic too... glad ya'll are feeling it

Keelah November 20, 2008 at 9:59 AM

Ooooh Weeee...sounds so juicy and fun! Enjoy yourself in your love girl! Thats whats up!!!

Thoughts of a Southern gal November 20, 2008 at 10:04 AM

I can't stop playing Jazmine.

#1 gets me everytime.

I like the picture.

Myowne November 20, 2008 at 10:22 AM

Uh...I would say yes to these questions in regards to my last boy toy but I had to cut him loose when I realized that every last one of those questions are a clue to the games men like him love to play. I'm tired of playing head games and walking away with a bad case of loneliness when stuff doesn't work out.

I love the pic by the way...perfectly taken. HA!

Eb the Celeb November 20, 2008 at 10:23 AM

@keelah - Who said anything about love? LOL... this is just deep like!

Princess0889 November 20, 2008 at 10:33 AM

This poem I wrote on has this feeling running through it (Looking Back NCJ). I love this but I guess you already know that. I wish they would act right all the time but that would make life too easy.

j.a.c. November 20, 2008 at 10:45 AM

lol. classic.

dang girl. you missed the show! i actually came in a little late too. surprisingly, they started on time! who would've thought!?

Sha Boogie November 20, 2008 at 10:56 AM

SUCH charming bastards, hmph! That was my ex..when ever I was ready to move on, he did something to make me stay.. HATED IT!

Good luck.lol

A.J. Brown November 20, 2008 at 11:34 AM

"Don't you hate when you step out of your comfort zone and his feet are planted in cement." HELL YES!!!!

love the pic!

ShellyShell November 20, 2008 at 11:41 AM

I know who that is! Especially since I took the picture! hhehehhehehee!

Anyway I know exactly how you feel! That's what I go through with The Teacher! *sigh*

RealHustla November 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Well, his finger and his hairline are foine, so he must be too.

Eb the Celeb November 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM

@Shelly - Now you have an edge on the others bloggers since you met him... this is going to be funny... now I dont know if I can talk about him anymore...lol

@realhustla - lol..you are too funny... but yes he is a cutie... big sexy chocolate!

malika in atlanta November 20, 2008 at 12:10 PM

this is EXACTLY what i'm going through with my son's father who i live with. i got so tired of him and his other chicks that i finally said "i don't care what you do or what time you bring your ass home. i am DONE." and he broke up with his other chick the next day. so now i'm in a limbo where i'm glad that i'm ready to move on, but i really want us to be together. *sigh*

Pocahontaz November 20, 2008 at 12:44 PM

Yeah you were very clever to cover the pic...Im still mad about missing the last post pics....HMPH!

Monique November 20, 2008 at 1:20 PM

Gotdamn Eb, get outta my head. LOL. Except I am not smiling this morning.

Seven November 20, 2008 at 2:33 PM

You ain't never lied. As hard as I like to play it, certain folks get under my skin. Last week I git a call from a certain someone. He wanted to spend time...now I'm stuck. I'm still sticking to the script though...no calls, little attention, and keeping up with the current dating buddies.

Mz.Hopeful November 20, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Preach Sista Preach!!! Damn this post hit close to home!!

A.M. November 20, 2008 at 2:54 PM

yea so I'm 10 for 10. Have experienced it all with the ex. ugh...any how, yea I was thinking that when I saw the pic lol. that's a good ass pic for not showing his face hehe :)

McLovin November 20, 2008 at 3:58 PM

this post makes me feel like the best man in the world. like i'm capable of all this if I really wanted it lol.

Charles November 20, 2008 at 4:05 PM

LOL @ McLovin

But yea...women are some irresistible beings too you know....not saying...

...just sayin...

-Charles

Mr.Slish November 20, 2008 at 4:38 PM

Listen.I don't care who it is as long as he keeps you smiling that's good enough for me...

Hopefully the both of u will eventually turn some pages together...: )

Melody.Darlene November 20, 2008 at 5:10 PM

aint that the truth! and so is that damn song!!

Suite B November 20, 2008 at 5:12 PM

Oh my lord...all of these are sooooo true. We've all been there and remember it's up to us to keep going back.

Stop fighting it girl and go get it...whatever "it" is!

Pajnstl November 20, 2008 at 5:27 PM

awww you all cup-caked up :)

R. Fitzgerald November 20, 2008 at 5:39 PM

Yo Eb, that phat ass football pinky ring is giving him away. You look happier than a mug on that picture.

DollFace November 20, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Looking real cute Miss Eb.

And this post is so talking to me right now.

Good luck!

Miss BB is... November 20, 2008 at 9:35 PM

Here I go putting all the posts together (b/c I told you I read this ish from the very first post when I came upon it) together and deciding that this must be Semipro.

Either way, I DO like that pic too. And I'm glad I wasn't the only one checking out his hairline! LOL!

Emeritus November 20, 2008 at 9:46 PM

thank God his pinky ring aint one of them feminine ones.

..*..tlc..*.. November 21, 2008 at 3:54 AM

Hell Yeah to everything you just said....oh...you've been tagged. :)

Kool.Kid.Kris November 21, 2008 at 5:20 AM

Simply Put...Yes to all questions. And...very clever :-)

Eb the Celeb November 21, 2008 at 8:44 AM

@Malika - damn... I feel like I am complaining about nothing when I hear about your situation... but again... why do we have to cut them off before they want to act right... that is so dumb to me because why would they take the chance. I mean what if we really did move on. Then their just ish outta luck. Why go threw all that... Men are the worst!


@Seven - yeah I'm that way too... I guess it the Taurus in me, hard as nails more times than not... but when I fall, I fall hard...

@Mclovin - the dead has a risen... where you been at homie?

@Charles - What are you saying? lol

@Slish - aawwwweee, you making me feel all mooshy and whatnot...keep ya fingers crossed on the turning pages because most of the time I want to rip his ass right out of the book...lol

@Suite B - Ugh... its the Taurus in me... we fight for a while before we give in... it aint time yet...lol... problem is... he's a taurus too... usually they give in before I have to but this nig is giving me a run for my money...lol

@Rich - Ha... you are too observant for your own good! Yeah his team won the championship a couple years ago. It was weird seeing him with it on because he hardly ever wears it.

@dollface - Why me, you, and shelly shell going threw the same ish right now... we need to all go out and get wasted this weekend... drink the anguish away

@BB - ya'll are funny... he was fresh out the barber shop though

@Emeritus - girl do you see how big his hands are... they dont even make girlie rings in his size...lol

karrie b. November 21, 2008 at 4:14 PM

eb you know i love you. u my big sis n errr thang, but hidin his face was punk move n u know it!

-kb

Eb the Celeb November 21, 2008 at 4:34 PM

@KB - I cant reveal him to the masses...ya'll trifling mongrels might try to steal his chocolate sexy self from me. you know its a shortage of men I'm keeping him under wraps... you prolly know him anyway since he from BK and he think he a local celebrity so I definitely aint showing you...lol

Keli November 21, 2008 at 9:34 PM

I'm surprised you even put up that shot...you look happy in the pic.

and yes...I hate it all, I feel it all...

Just when you think you have found the strength to let go, you realize that he's still holding on...but why is what I always ask.

Sexy will get you every time.

T. Michelle Theus November 22, 2008 at 1:07 AM

oh wow...you definitely nailed it with this list!!!!! Every last point, girl. *smh*

T. Michelle Theus November 22, 2008 at 1:08 AM

And lol @ his face being covered in the pic

ToshaRenelle November 23, 2008 at 8:25 AM

That list sounds like you need to cue in Rihanna/Ne-yo, "I Hate How Much I Love you"

The pic is still cool, even with his face covered.

Glad you guys had a great time!

suga November 24, 2008 at 9:39 PM

Damn you EB!!!!

My TLOML, now referred to as Jerky McJerkface definitely fits this description.

Putting a brother on punishment has never been so horrible lol

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