Psychic done F'd up my bday!

So on the real... I am tipsy as hell blogging this so I hope it makes sense when I come back and try to profeed it 2moro. Actually maybe I won't change anything b/c then it won't be authentic.

Aanyway, so I go to get my nails done today. Everything goes as usual until I head to the dryer.... since I was getting a manicure and a pedicure I was at the double station. So I am jamming to my ipod ... minding my own damn bizness when this lady next to me ask what I am listening to. I tell her... whatever the song was..cant remember now because my ipod was on shuffle... but then our conversation proceeds to this:

Her : I am feeling this amazing energy from you
Me : (gives her the crazy side eye that causes some to cry)
HEr : No dont take it the wrong way, I am a psychic and you have so much good energy flowing from you
Me : Uh-huh- Well I don't believe in psychics
her - Well, I see that you have 2 men in your life
Me - (Looks at her with the crazy side eye that could kill the strongest of strong)
Her - Seriously, one from your past and one that is current
Me - Well I tend not to go back to the past so 1 of them doesn't matter
her - good because he is no good... the current man though could be very good for you
Me (thinking - biiiiatch, is he the one or not... dont be telling bout he could be good for me)
Her - you should come see me, I am only 2 doors down and you should let me read your palm... I love the energy I am getting from you so I will only charge $10.
Me - I thank her for the offer but let her know that I aint interested.

Can you believe that ish?

I don't believe in psychics but ever since I saw that lady I have been thinking extensively about Semipro. What if he is the one... that whole idea scares the ish outtta me. So I just left my happy hour I was hosting... and some of his teammates took him out tonight for his bday... so we have been drunk texting each other back and forth for like the last 30 min... but I definitely aint telling him about this psychic.

Anyway, my peoples...took extra good care of me tonight... I spent not a $1. Every time my drink was half way full somebody was buying me another. I was taking shots as soon as I walked in. Don't even know how much of this post is going to make sense but I didnt get many flicks since I was inebriated most of the time but here are a couple.

And I was hosting the party so here I am behind the DJ booth with DJ KL
Me and Joy did get a quick flick... but I dont like it since I look preggers on this shot... we did just come from eating italiano food... but for real that aint me.. that's the wind blowing my shirt out.
Sorry, I dont have more pics blog fam... but that psychic really messed my head all up. I can't even imagine Semipro possibly being "the one." The ish scares the HELL outta me. We drunk text each other a couple times since I started this post... his teammates and him just left a comedy club and they are taking him to a strip club to make it rain on the hoes. I'm glad he's having fun on his bday, like I am but I wish he was here. Me really starting to like him, is really starting to scare the ish outta me and I don't know why. I have been in love before, and maybe the fact that that nigga wasn't worthy is making me wary of being and feeling that type of way again... IDK. but I have to go to beddy bye now before I tell the blog world all my BIZ...

I will definitely have more pics to contribute to a post from my party tonight!

So all my NYC fam.. 9pm its goin down at Club 300 @ Chelsea Piers!


EDIT NOW THAT I AM SOBER AND BEEN UP SINCE LIKE 6:30 AM from MOFO's blowing my phone up with Happy b-day text.

Your Birthdate: May 15

You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things.

You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle.

Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home.

You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak.

Your strength: Your intense optimism

Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents

Your power color: Jade

Your power symbol: Flower

Your power month: June

Its going down tonight at 9pm


and then the ATL edition goes down this Saturday @ 8pm

Hairston's Dinner Club

1273 S Hairston Rd
Stone Mountain, GA 30088-2718
Phone: (770) 322-9988

I look forward to seeing all my family and friends I have down there... and especially my blog buddies! So ATL bloggers make sure you come out!!!


Urban Thought May 15, 2008 at 1:26 AM

A couple of spelling errors but the message was clear. LOL... Playing but for real all at the same time.

Building/dating/being in a relationship can be scary. Wondering about that next step can leave you wondering, hoping, praying and have your heart pounding. Pounding over the unknown. I'm sure you'll work it all out.

Be scared but don't have fear. There is a difference.

Drunk texting is something else but as long as its the fun part and the scary part its all good.

Have a great birthday party tomorrow... Actually today.

Peace and Blessings.

soupasexy May 15, 2008 at 1:40 AM

lol @ urban thought, a couple of spelling errors.
awwwwwww, happy bday hun. hope u have a wonderful day.
i dont believe in psychics, but that was kinda creepy....hope errthing works out right 4 u

DiamondsR4eva May 15, 2008 at 3:22 AM

Sounds/Looks like you had a good time! Psychics/voodoo/wicca etc. ppl make me give the side eye lol I just don't trust it. Cute leggings!

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) May 15, 2008 at 5:14 AM

LMAO @ urban tonight, spelling errors, lol

i dont belive in psychics, she was making sence b4 she said $10, $10 my a**

hope you have fun

you looked a million bucks btw, as always

Homer is My Co-pilot May 15, 2008 at 6:40 AM

lol@ the wind in a club blowing your shirt.

I'm not going to lie I would have went ahead and got my palm read, fukk it. Maybe she could have given clearer answers.

Ms. emmotions May 15, 2008 at 7:21 AM

happi bday dearie,
wishin u all best life can offer dear gal

Miss B May 15, 2008 at 9:24 AM

Happy Birthday!!!! I hope you enjoy it!!!

Girl, psychics are scary...I had one read my palm in college and GIRL the thing that she told me would happen, did happen!!!

Awwww...I hope everything works out with you and Semipro!!!

mp1 v.8.0 May 15, 2008 at 9:34 AM

Happy Birthday!!

Boo to you not telling all the biz. I was feeling it.

t.r.b May 15, 2008 at 9:46 AM

aww happy birthday!

that psychic would have had me geeked, i would seen what she was saying for 10.....your white and silver ensemble is sick, i love it;)

Anonymous May 15, 2008 at 10:00 AM

Man, I would've paid $10 for that physic reading!

LOL @ the wind blowing your shirt up. I ain't see no

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you have a mawwwwvelous celebration!

Mizrepresent May 15, 2008 at 10:03 AM

Happy Birthday Eb, gurl i'm getting tired just reading of all your ready for ATL, okay!

Ticia May 15, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Happy Birthday!! Much love - have fun!!

Go for the guy...... totally...uninhibited!

Sass May 15, 2008 at 11:15 AM

Happy Birthday girlie!

Smarty Jones May 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY you wonderful child born in the fabulous month of May!!!
Girl, don't pay that psychic no mind. I don't believe in that "seeing the future" jazz unless it's coming from a God-led prophet or prophetess. Here's how you tell the difference, they don't charge you. ;-)
Anyway, if Semipro is on your mind there's a great reason. I see that you keep bringing up the deadbeat who used to be your man. Girl, put that KNEE-GROW out of your mind.
When you keep bringing him up in new relationships or possible relationships, he's still got too much power over what you do in your romantic life.
You new theme song should be Musiq's "Previous Cats" from the "Juslisen" CD. Don't punish Semipro because you dealt with one dude who wasn't worthy. He didn't have anything to do with that.

Skinny Black Chick May 15, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Happy Birthday Girly!!!
Giiiirl, don't let that psychic mess up your day. Only time can tell you if any guy is the one. Some chick reading palms? Um, not so much.

Enjoy your day. Get tipsy! Be fabulous Eb that we all know and love! (And post plenty pics!)

Love Ya!!

Opinionated Diva May 15, 2008 at 12:11 PM


Obviously the psychic was trying to drum up some business. What she said was way too vague to take seriously.

Anonymous May 15, 2008 at 12:21 PM


I don't do psychics at.all.

*B* Fab May 15, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Happy Birthday Eb! Have a fabulous day and weekend!!

OG, The Original Glamazon May 15, 2008 at 1:21 PM

Happy Birthday, girl! I love 'em! I feel you being scared to walk down loving lane...but go ahead and just be open to whatever happens. Take is as it comes! That's what life is about, LIVING!!


Anonymous May 15, 2008 at 1:37 PM

*Singing loud and off key*

I celebrate in 11 days and I hope to have as much fun as you.

She W0rd Hustlez May 15, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy it!

Brown Girl Gumbo May 15, 2008 at 2:39 PM

Happy Birthday!!!

I LOVE your shoes!!! Too, too cute!! :-)

Have fun tonight!

The Jaded NYer May 15, 2008 at 2:41 PM

LMAO @ drunk texting!!

Happy Birthday, chica, hope you have a blast!!!!

AND- I did that Bday quiz thing... it was a little too true for my liking. I closed the tab with a quickness...I hate when computers know all my biz...

RealHustla May 15, 2008 at 2:42 PM

Do NOT let that psychic woman get in yo head. I sense that you have enough intelligence to know how to proceed with Semipro on your own.

Philly's Andrea May 15, 2008 at 3:52 PM

sorry i'm sooo late, looks like you have been celebrating for a while. cute pics and love the silver! HAPPY B-DAY!!

1/3 of what I used to be May 15, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Happy Birthday!

umm yea that psychic would have creeped me out too. bUt if you think semipro has the qualities you like in a guy why not fall hard for him. Take a risk eb:-)

Crys.C May 15, 2008 at 4:34 PM

You looked great..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! & many many many more....

Pretty.Hip May 15, 2008 at 4:34 PM


And if she was REALLY feeling your positive energy, then she should have gave you a reading for free!

Chris May 15, 2008 at 5:56 PM

Happy B-Day!

Yeah, those cats can be weird...I had an ex talk me into going once...did not like the energy I got off of her, so I left. Wacked out stuff...but she just sounds like she was thirsty for cash, so chalk it up to that...

MsKnowitAll May 15, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Happy Birthday To Ya!
Enjoy to the fullest!

JM May 15, 2008 at 7:11 PM

Happy Birthday, Fellow Taurus! Today's my B-Day too!!

Lady Cameleon May 15, 2008 at 7:32 PM

It aint even my birthday AND you makin me hella juiced to go out this weekend i sware!!! I sware ima just go wild!!! have a blast and dont worry about semipro.....if he is he is BUT "dont chu be listnin to no damn psychic"...lmao

Skoolboi Krush May 15, 2008 at 8:57 PM

Happy Birthday! You are doing some serious partying for your born day. I'm tired just reading about it. LOL

12kyle May 15, 2008 at 9:33 PM

happy bday kiddo!!! pop bottles!!!

see u on saturday

Moody Gemini May 15, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Happy Birthay!

Enjoy yourself!!!

Regina May 16, 2008 at 12:39 AM

Hey Eb!
I can tell by your post and pictures that you had a great time! Happy birthday to you. And many more!!

HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM May 16, 2008 at 1:55 AM

Happy birthday! I enjoyed your blog and found it through Regina's. Good luck with semipro.

dejanae May 16, 2008 at 3:41 AM

happy bornday hon
do it up big

Rich May 16, 2008 at 11:34 AM

Happy Birthday Eb. I guess I'll have to catch you in NYC later this year.

Seven May 16, 2008 at 12:39 PM

Happy Birthday!!!! Enjoy yourself and of course be safe. I love that top.

Ms. Behaving May 16, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Not bad for being tipsy [LOL]...Not too bad @ all.

I don't believe in psychics either [unless of course, they got somethin' good to tell me] :-)


one soulful negro. May 16, 2008 at 11:40 PM


i don't believe in psychics either, but i don't know i think i might have gone, just to see.
thats probably just my curiosity, cause as i was reading your story i became quite curious on what else she would have to say.

Virtuous May 17, 2008 at 8:00 AM

Happy Belated B-day Eb!

I see you had a wonderful time! :oD

I wish you many many more!

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