Man B*tches...

So some men seem to think that they cant be a bitch just because the term usually seems to refer to a female... but sorry dear brethren... you are wrong... and I have come to call out all of the BITCHASSNESS that is in some men because this fuckery has to stop!

Here is the Eb the Celeb list for

You fall from man to bitch when...

1. You repeatedly surround yourself with drama. You like the fact that your in the middle of a love triangle and smile at the anguish you cause. You like the fact that you have several chicks fighting over you, or that you are messing with a chick that is taken and has her other man uneasy when he is the one taking care of home and all you can do is lay the pipe (by your own recollections, because she prolly aint even bussing a nut). Or even from a non sexual angle... when you insinuate certain behavior about a co-worker to get other people in the office to not like him or her, or you try to tear two friends apart to try and take one's spot. If you always find yourself in the middle of some type of drama, then you are a bitch.

2. You don't take care of your kids. You talking about them and keeping pics of them in your wallet to show off to the world ain't taking care of your kids. Crazy when you have showed that pic more than you have actually seen your kids. And I am tired of men with all these damn excuses about they baby moms is crazy and wont let them see they kids. Men do have rights... if you really wanted visitation you would have visitation. If you really wanted to see ya kids, you would make a way, because when they are older they ain't gonna wanna hear that crap about "yo mama wouldn't let me see you." Because that is straight bull. Take care of ya damn kids... and that $100/ week child support check ain't hitting on nothing. Be in your kids lives!

3. You think you own the pussy. You do NOT own pussy. No matter how much you think you might be beating it up... didn't R. Kelly and Jay-Z explain to ya'll the Power of the P*U*S*S*Y! You are a straight bitch when you send me a text message stating not "to give your wet, wet up" while I am out of town... but I had an extremely hard time understanding the "your" part of your statement because you never owned it. So I politely responded reminding you that "you can lease it from time to time, but you do NOT own it." Then you had the nerve to get an attitude. You are a bitch to think that you own this pussy and you ain't put in no work!

4. You are gossiping with more females than you are watching a game with the boys. You might as well consider yourself a homosexual that likes pussy. If you spend all day interacting with women for conversation that has no substance, then you are a bitch. Especially when you reach out to them and start the gossip or spark up a conversation that has nothin to do with you. Or you always have someone else's name in your mouth, or take pride in making others seem inferior. Also putting people's business on front street. Who won the game last night? If you don't know then ya ass was somewhere being a bitch!

5. You have a problem with the phrase or term "independent woman." If that makes you squirm in any way then you are a bitch. Obviously you need to man up and get your weight up or you wouldn't be threatened or intimidated by an independent woman. Why can't a woman be able to take care of herself without needing a man. Did Harriet Tubman wait on a man to find her way to freedom. Did she wait on a man to go back and show other slaves that same path. Hell No!!! And ya damn ancestors wasn't worried about her being independent and taking the lead... I bet all the men followed her ass up north and didn't say a damn word. So why the new age men got a problem with it. Whether you want to admit it or not we have always been strong and always carrying the majority of the weight so just make sure your the best damn man that you can be and stop hoping ya woman measures up to be less so she has to depend on ya ass.

OK... I am done!!!

Blog world, feel free to add any man bitch scenarios or situations in the comments!


1980 May 29, 2008 at 8:01 AM

yes man bitches do exist!! and you did a good job of pointing out all the bitchassness that characterizes them. especially the part about being involved in all sorts of drama.

Homer is My Co-pilot May 29, 2008 at 8:05 AM

Do you know how many times I've been called a male chauvinist for telling people this exact same stuff? Dudes act real bitch like nowadays, I don't know what happened to us I miss the days when men were men and didn't have to apologize for it.

Skoolboi Krush May 29, 2008 at 8:18 AM

LOL@ your wet wet!

Damn, Eb! Tell em why you mad, son!

DollFace May 29, 2008 at 8:36 AM

"wet,wet" [frown]
Why do phrases from the most current mediocre song become the new catch-all phrase suckas use for game?

You've done a great job outlining the definition of bitch made. I hope if dudes read this and see themselves or their friends...they will take heed. LOL

12kyle May 29, 2008 at 8:44 AM

You hit the nail on this one. There are truly some men who are BIGGER bitches than women. No lie. I can't roll with em. I went to school with a few of em and I couldn't stand to be around em.

You know what's funny, Eb? If you call a man a bitch...he might not take heed to it.

But if another man calls another man a bitch...he KNOWS that he's a bitch.

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 8:44 AM

@dollface - I cant even lie though.... that Bust it Baby remix with Ne-Yo is my shiznit...LOL

but you know they wont take heed... they will just get mad like a bitch would do and continue to do the same bitch-like mess.

I'm glad 3 men commented first though... thanks guys... I really dont want this to be a male bashing things among all the sistas... just had to give a lil something off my chest and I'm glad you guys feel me.

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 8:47 AM

@12kyle - dang so its gonna take all the men to call out the man bitches before the ish starts to change?

I completely understand that dynamic though!

UnKnownDiva May 29, 2008 at 9:11 AM

finally!!! sumbody undastand what i been sayin for years..... that men is (worse than) bitches!!!

oh yea n bust it baby rmx is my JAM 2 forreal!!!

Rich May 29, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Danng, it's like that. You are right though. Especially when it comes to them kids. When they get older they don't want to hear that nonsense about the mother, they want to know why you didn't love them enough to man up. Take her ass to court for visitation, whatever it takes.

Now, on the pussy part. I think once y'all "give" it to us, we sometimes think we own it. Back in the day when I was a playa, I had to learn the hard way, the trim belongs to her and she gives and takes as she pleases. Such is the case even when you get married. If a brother don't believe that, then try and take it when he pleases and see what happens.

Good post.

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs May 29, 2008 at 9:28 AM

LOL!!!!! What more can I broke it down shall we pray for the men that fit the description.

She W0rd Hustlez May 29, 2008 at 9:29 AM

Lol! I have not been around a straight man in so long, but with this post I was reminded that yes there are man bitches out there. Each scenario brought back some pretty unpleasant memories! You hit the nail on the head with this one girl.

The Pew View May 29, 2008 at 9:37 AM

Baby I got another one for you. Mens is a bitch (Lawd forgive me) if you come home early from the meat market and catch them in yo wig and knee highs dancing in front of the mirror. I made the mistake of doing that with 1 of my 13 late husbands and chile afta that night I made that fool wash my panty drawers and cook me dinner. I dared him to say something bout it to cause I threatened to tell his friends and bitch slap him (Lawd forgive me). Take care now.

Ruthie Ann

Deutlich May 29, 2008 at 9:48 AM

I think that right there sums it up pretty well.

Plus, isn't it a hell of a lot worse when a dude is all bitch-like? Irritates the shit outta me.

TravelDiva May 29, 2008 at 9:49 AM

LOL! Somebody got on your last nerve!

Amen to 2 and 5.

12kyle May 29, 2008 at 9:53 AM

@ Eb
Unfortunately, it is like that. When a man calls another man a bitch...that's almost like calling him a fag.

LMAO @ Rich
Maannn, I haven't used the word "trim" in years! You took me back with that one, playboi

Lovebabz May 29, 2008 at 9:58 AM


I loved this. Yes you are right. I hate hearing a amna whine about him not seeing his kids. SEE YOUR FUCKING KIDS! Even if you have to drive by their school and see them for 15 minutes before they board their bus home.

YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT PUSSY! OH do come and post this on our new blog (Capcity and I) started The Pussy Chats

Sister, you made my DAY!

Divine Blackness May 29, 2008 at 10:02 AM

Okayyyy, that was seriously the best blog entry ever. I died on that Harriett Tubman bit b/c damn it's true!! And that independent woman piece...preach!!!

Queen of My Castle May 29, 2008 at 10:16 AM

Now THIS is what's up, really.

I hate a man that brings drama to the table. We deal with enough of that ish with women.

And I hate to hear a man put another man on blast. That's a hoe move in my book.

I soooo wish we could just be grown and move past the silly sh*t.

Loved this post.

The Jaded NYer May 29, 2008 at 10:16 AM

Girl! I'm too busy cyber-hi-fivin' you and laughing my non-a** off to add anything!

But I will co-sign on the fact that your grown kids won't want to hear excuses if you weren't there for them as kids... it's like you were writing that to my *ahem* biological paternal parental unit...

GREAT post!!!

Lina May 29, 2008 at 10:21 AM

Whew, Lawwd, chile!! I loved it. I felt like Method Man in How High when Redman was getting on the Professor in orientation: GET 'EM!!!! You speak nothing but truth. I keep tryna think of what else brings about the Bitchassness, but nothing comes to mind, if it does, Ima come back, cause this shit needs to be a discussion.

the old me May 29, 2008 at 10:22 AM

I swear I know a few Man Biotches and everytime I see them now I throw up a little in my mouth. I think a Man B*tch is worse than a female complaining and acting all crazy.

Do you think we could create a place to send these men...lets call it BITCHLAND and send all these weak ass men there. Maybe we could force them to watch ESPN so they can man the F up and stop acting like a BITCHBOY.

Sorry, my nerves are bad right now and I just felt like getting that out.

Muze May 29, 2008 at 10:27 AM

wow eb.

tell us how you really feel why don't you. ha.

well basically i'm not gonna speak on any but the 'independent woman' one. cause maaaaan men are SCARED of independent women.

if you want them but don't need them, there is always a problem. even if you want them really really bad. lol.

and ...who pissed you off?? lmao.

DollFace May 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM

I'm not gonna lie...except that "wet, wet" shullbit...I'm feeling that version too! LOL

OG, The Original Glamazon May 29, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Like Ice Tea said a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time a go some of y'all niccas are bytches too!! This is one of MY FAVORITE LINES of all time.

Amen, TELL IT!! Say that!!

LMAO you might as well be a "homosexual that likes pussy!"

Get yo' rant on Eb!!
I won't even go there on the Independent thing.


Lady~Daydreamer May 29, 2008 at 11:30 AM

T.R.U.T.H....everyone last one.

#2 especially struck a chord with me. Bastahd.

Brown Girl Gumbo May 29, 2008 at 11:45 AM

LOL@ I think you covered them all. I can't stand guys who are into gossip more than women!!!

CapCity May 29, 2008 at 11:52 AM

"And I am tired of men with all these damn excuses about they baby moms is crazy and wont let them see they kids." AMEN! AMEN!! My DADDY fought to spend time with us - LITERALLY!! It used to scare me then - but I APPRECIATE IT NOW!!

GURLLL, u came back Puh-REACHIN'! that musta been SOME Birthday "tour"!! Welcome Home! ;-)

Thoughts of a Southern gal May 29, 2008 at 11:52 AM

I've been saying for years, some men act just like bitches.

I can't stand a man that gossips. My friend's ex was a man bitch. Even though I liked hearing him telling everybody business, I couldn't understand why she was with his bitch ass. And he didn't know how to change a tire. How does it look to have your girl under the car changing a tire while you stood on the side? lol

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 12:06 PM

DAYUM EB, I ain't even finish readin the list but this shyt right here:

"And I am tired of men with all these damn excuses about they baby moms is crazy and wont let them see they kids. Men do have rights... if you really wanted visitation you would have visitation. If you really wanted to see ya kids, you would make a way, because when they are older they ain't gonna wanna hear that crap about "yo mama wouldn't let me see you." Because that is straight bull. Take care of ya damn kids... and that $100/ week child support check ain't hitting on nothing. Be in your kids lives!"

AMEN!!! i hate that, you are right, MEN also have rights! Stop makin excuses!

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 12:13 PM

Damn that list was the truth!

Seven May 29, 2008 at 12:16 PM

****standing ovation*** LMAO! Tell it!

anonymousnupe May 29, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Uh, have you seen Harriet Tubman?! Of course the men didn't give her no lip! I think HT was an ancestor to Joe Frazier. She proly went straight Yoruba on anybody who dared sass or white. I loves me some Harriet Tubman (I'd love to have met her), but I'm just sayin'. (And no jokes about how I'm old enough to actually have met her.)

And, so, dude's gotta put in work to own the punnani, but he can lease it for less? Sounds like a deal to me.

Smarty Jones May 29, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Yes! Eb the Celeb has broken it down so that it will forever be broke!
You'd better preach on that!

Keli May 29, 2008 at 12:45 PM

ha! I needed this laugh, and I agree, men are bitches too,well some of them...a lot of them, hell most of them right about now...oh and let's not forget tricks, which coincides with putting the pussy on lease.

Keli May 29, 2008 at 12:46 PM


and what I really can't stand...male bitches that don't realize their bitchassness and try to point the finger at us women like we are the one with the issue.

antithesis May 29, 2008 at 12:57 PM

who said men cant be bitches? they're a bitch!

She Needs May 29, 2008 at 1:24 PM

I'd like to add how a man brags about waht he has or what he can do. And if called out on it, gets mad and says that you're are being mean. Just shut the hell up and fess up that you're a man bitch.

PrettyBlack May 29, 2008 at 1:40 PM


Can we please have a moment of silence for all the man bitches Eb just MURDERED on this post. Hahaha!

I have a couple:

1) You may be a man bitch if you stay in the beauty supply more than me, buying different colors for the tips of your dreds...and then you and your homeboys go home and apply it on each other...Ummm yeah...MAN BITCH!

2) You may be a MAN BITCH if your in the club whining about how you bought one (cheap) drink and that constitutes a dance, a feel, or anything.

3) You may be a MAN BITCH if the only way you can hook a sister is buy flashing your benz, your platinum and bragging about what you got...Then calling her a gold digger after she quits fucking with your LAME ass...Looky here MAN BITCH! You know what bait you used to hook the fish...don't change the game now...

Loved it Eb! And you know how much I love lists!

Monique May 29, 2008 at 1:45 PM

*standing ovation* I'm not even going to get into the Jay/Kels song about PUSSY. It's the truth. enough said.

Slausin-Ass Slaus May 29, 2008 at 1:46 PM

:: Putting two and two together::

OhhHHh .... wow. gat.. damn.
everyone needs some huggles.

I'd give you a hug n shyt, but I dont wanna get bust in the head with a bottle or some shyt, baby.

So ima just sit over here and stfu.

Slausin ass Slaus.

Lady Cameleon May 29, 2008 at 1:52 PM

All i can say is I love you for this....and the reason is cause i finally am not the one ranting about the "bitchassness of men".....this quote at the end hit it though:

"stop hoping ya woman measures up to be less so she has to depend on ya ass."

Now that shit hits it........these men out here be running up under "bitch ass females that dont want them".......but clown the so called insecure females for wanting they bootsey asses....just dont make no sense but again as you said:

"stop hoping ya woman measures up to be less so she has to depend on ya ass."

If women told men what they really thought of they bitchassness men would prolly really start turning gay, and thats real!!!!

This fuckin world we live in a straight dissapoint at times....People got so much to proove and they really aint prooven shit but being hella lame. Like i said before i was born in the wrong era....all this trifliness and lieing and ego geared shit goin on is just rediculousness........Girl let me stop i can go on and damn on!!!

Chris May 29, 2008 at 3:32 PM

damn...I -- damn. I feel sorry for the dude(s) that influenced this post, but good lord almighty, if they didn't know before, they do now. No Bitchassness will be allowed in Eb World.

Sexxy Luv May 29, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Yea I put 2 and 2 together and I'm not going to speak on this because It's basically being said about someone I care deeply for, yea I can read between the lines, the co work and other lit tid bits that was mixed in didn't throw me off!

SMH, I hope I'm wrong but I know I'm not!

Monie May 29, 2008 at 4:03 PM

LOL Funny post!

And I'm glad I got and all these damn pics! LOL

Slausin-Ass Slaus May 29, 2008 at 4:06 PM

sholl sounded therapeutic though. I'd feel better about ish if i got that kinda load off my chest.

: big ol hugs n shyt :

I just hope it all has a happy ending n shyt. : shrugs : that's all that counts in the end.

Slausin-Ass Slaus May 29, 2008 at 4:07 PM

well honestly, whomever breaks down and shows their tiddys, is all that reallllly matters in the end.
..I was just tryna be the good guy.

but fugg that.

come onnnnnnnnnnnn tiddys

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 4:16 PM

@Rich and 12kyle - I have never heard the term "trim" before today...LOL

@keisha - PRAY Hard..please because at this point that is the only hope some men have in order to get the bitchassness out of their system... They have been that way for so long its like second nature and that is hard to shake.

@Lovebabz - thx for the shout over at pchats!

@Divine - Dont know if it was the best blog post ever... I have read some pretty good ones... but glad you felt me

Thx Queen!

@jaded nyer - hi*fiving you righ back!

@lina- please do come back if you think of anything

@ the old me - get it out missy... I damn sure did so feel free to vent at RBW when need be

@Muze - nobody pissed me; but you know how one little thing happens that makes you burst from all the little shit that has been piling up for a while and you feel like your going to explode... well I guess I exploded a lil bit

@capcity - I am glad to be back!

@anonymousnupe - damn I really didnt think you could make me laugh on this post but you are crazy as hell for posting that pic of HT... you dead wrong for real

@prettyblack - you know you a my chick for real... we see eye to eye on so much so I knew you would have a couple good ones to add to the table... loves it!

@slaus - what 2 and 2 are you putting together over there... I want ya opinion... i told ya'll a long time ago that I aint deep so dont read into anything...cuz aint nothin there... just take it as is!

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 4:23 PM

@sexxyluv - OK you scaring me a bit... do you know someone I mess with or used to mess with? cuz dammit how you care deeply for them? Or maybe I am taking it out of context and your referring it to something you are dealing with personally...IDK so speak ya mind!

@Slaus - thx for coming back bruh! hugs n shyt right back atcha ass!

Xavier Pierre Jr. May 29, 2008 at 4:34 PM

ROFL, great list and I agree 100%. But the one that has me dumbfounded is #2. Not taking care of my daughter (she lives in NY with my ex-wife) is unthinkable. And no judge has EVER had to tell me how much to give. I don't support my child because my ex is still a friend. I earned her friendship BECAUSE I respect myself enough to take care of our daughter despite the anymosity I caused when I ended our marriage.

Peace and Love,

Alizé (

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM

OOOO OOOO, i have one:

YOu are a MAN BITCH if you try to holla at a woman, get turned down...then proceed to cuss her out as if you weren't tryna holla at her!!! STRAIGHT BITCH MOVE!!!! CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE? LOL

Lady Cameleon May 29, 2008 at 4:44 PM

...and lol at

MsKnowitAll May 29, 2008 at 5:05 PM

EB, you are on point with this one! I love this! I know a man bitch or two myself and little do they know, they are such a turn off.

smoking guns May 29, 2008 at 5:19 PM

lets put it like this. Based on a certain amount of drama thats been goin down recently and the fact that a certain popular blogger decided to call it quits after you threw this up, it sure looks like 2 + 2 = 4. could it be coincidental? most assuredly, but he addressed some of the very things u dropped in this post as reasons why he wants to be up. sounds like u tha realist writer today cause folks is jumping to conclusions like a mutha fucka. maybe karma is just kickin' some folks in the azz. i can't really speak on it cause i don't know shit. either way, bitchassness is a real illness.

dessex May 29, 2008 at 5:53 PM

this was very interesting. I do agree with number 3 I think. Men who do not take of their kids need to be shot. I grew up without my father around and it was tough on my mother.

I got a whole story on this topic but I will stop here.

Thought Process May 29, 2008 at 6:03 PM

LOL @ Harriet Tubman

Bitchassness is a disease that's spreading all over the world. Somebody needs to do a benefit or fundraiser for all these Man Bitches! I'm glad wrote this post to bring awareness to the cause, we will find a cure...

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 6:24 PM

@kaliente - hells yeah you get a high five for that one... dont you hate that ish... all of a sudden you aint fly no more cuz you turn they bitch ass down.

@smoking guns - yes i have been getting several emails offline about that drama that I knew nothing about... i read none of the blogs involved and had no idea about the drama but now I see how some may have thought i was referring to them. Quite frankly i dont have time for blog drama... I was getting ish off my chest pertaining to men in my life... either intimately or boys I have that tell me their problems and dont want to hear when I tell them they are being a bitch in that particular situation...Now if people in the blog world saw pieces of themselves in this post... well that's not my problem. Thanks for calling me the realest writer though... I really appreciate that because nothin about Eb is fake or vindictive. I dont have time for that... if I have a prob with you I bring it to you straight not with some hidden euphamism that some think this post is made of. That's what some bloggers do at their spot but you wont see that at RBW... nd that's real!

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 6:48 PM

dayum, i'm mad that a blogger (i dunno who) thought this was about them. I assumed it was about men in your life, as you explained. Now that right there is bitchassness...I'm mad as he11 bout that...LOL

"Now if people in the blog world saw pieces of themselves in this post"

-that's exactly what it was...guilty?

Mizrepresent May 29, 2008 at 7:07 PM

Gurl, i am so digging that Harriet Tubman reference...tell it like it is gurl! That was tight!

Rich May 29, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Trim is an old school term. You know I'm up on that old school terminology.

James Tubman May 29, 2008 at 7:23 PM

this is black man bashing at it's finest eb

you should be very very proud of yourself

the thing that urks me the most is that so many guys are starting to believe the propaganda that you are putting out

i'm not even going to get into this ignorant debate

the only reason you are embarrasing yourself by displaying these assanine comments is because you got your little feelings hurt

well boo hoo for miss eb the celeb

you aren't the only one who has feelings

black men have feelings too

and if you don't respect the feelings of black men then you don't deserve to have your feelings respected by them

and you will continue to be hurt over and over again until you learn this lesson

this also goes for your sychophantic, boot licking, dick riding chronies

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 7:34 PM


*Shrugs* So i guess this is who ppl thought you were bloggin about Eb?

Anywhoo...I didn't think she was bashing BLACK says MEN BYTCHES..LMAO I'm sorry i can't help but laugh...but ummmm back to the topic at must have related to the list sir, If not WHY YOU MAD?

Andre May 29, 2008 at 7:36 PM

Men are the new women..It's seems like it's cool nowadays to do most of those things you pointed out.

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 7:38 PM

"well boo hoo for miss eb the celeb "

---LMMFAO, i swear this made my day! I have no idea what the beef is/was about. but why would you say you aren't going to participate in an ignorant debate, when yet you came here to post? I KNOW you will come back to read what others have wrote in response.YOU just embarrassd yourself IMO...BUT i don't know you or your motive behind this response

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 7:41 PM

@james tubman - You are the epitome of Man bitch rule #1... always being in the middle of some drama... I have seen your comments on several blogs the past couple months and you really enjoy pissing people off and being in the middle of drama so I refuse to address you the way you want me to and I will end it right there. Or maybe you only commented thinking that would help you sell your first e-book... but I think not. You have a lot of growing to do dear brethren... and because of you bitchassness will never die... so give yourself a pat on the back or slap in the face whichever works best for keeping the ish alive!

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 7:43 PM

LMAO-like a pro...see i'm glad you responded the way you did. I dunno why he wants to come to YOUR blog to stir up i said straight BITCHASSNESS, i guess men can be bitches and he just proved your post right.

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 7:46 PM

@k@liente - thx I didnt think i was bashing men either but some damn people really took offense to my generalizations... shows that bitchassness is alive and strong and will remain around for a while because men only want to bitch about what I've said rather than address the issues and make changes... SAD!

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 7:50 PM

Yep, it's funny though. Apparently some aren't afraid to show their BITCHASSNESS...dayum i love P.Diddy for that term! but out of all the comments, that was the only one who wasn't feelin it...GUILTY MUCH? Keep doin ya thang Eb...ANd Mr.Tubman you can call me a dyck rider...and that's fine because I AM and i do it oh so well:) my man has NO COMPLAINTS:)

K@LiENTe May 29, 2008 at 7:51 PM

as a matter of fact, head over to my blog, shid i need more hits:) HAHA

Lovebabz May 29, 2008 at 8:12 PM

Eb, Sister Taurus, I am so blog rolling you. You are my new SHERO!

James Tubman, it's like fashion, one day your in, and the next day your out~ Project Runway. You my Friend are OUT!

Stew May 29, 2008 at 9:31 PM

i am curious. does #3 apply if the girl tell you that "the pussy is yours"?

but i am always surprised to find out that guys do these types of things. it just does not seem manly to me. but i guess that is what this whole thing is about huh??

The F$%K it List May 29, 2008 at 9:33 PM

Survey says DING DING DING!

I don't think this is man bashing at all, and definitely not black men. This can apply to all men of all shades.

#1 is more than the truth. I worked with this guy and damn if he wasn't always the cause of someone bullshit. Always talking about everyone and how they are not doing your job and stop worrying about me and mine. We had it out when I was pregnant and I STOPPED speaking to him for two years until he was able to man up and own his Bitchassedness.

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 10:16 PM

@stew - thx for the laugh...LOL but yes it still applies... especially if she is telling you in the heat of the moment... at that time you are leasing it but you do NOT own it. LOL!

Epsilonicus May 29, 2008 at 10:38 PM

your list sums it up nicely.

Jackie Edwards May 29, 2008 at 10:40 PM

Eb, you went all the way on this one!! Absolutely loved it. You were gone for a while but you came back strong. It's good to let these men know what the deal is and it's great when a woman such as yourself spells it out C L E A R L Y for them so there is no misunderstanding! BTW, I really did laugh out loud!

12kyle May 29, 2008 at 10:46 PM

Trim was the word back in '88. A young 12kyle used to be on a quest for trim all the time.

girl, when your momma leaves for work...i'ma come over there to get some trim.


Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T May 29, 2008 at 11:44 PM

dave chappel anint got nothing on u LMBA

i aint laughed this hard in a while - u da truth folk,

but my southrn up bringing, just as using folk, mane, maam, chicken (weed) includes fckboy, bitch nigga hoe nigga lame and faker - my fault - i must be a girly man too lol

glad u off vacationn and get a dog folk, i mean maam

G. Mo May 30, 2008 at 8:06 AM

Preaaaaaaaaach on sistah. You aint said nothin' wrong.

Ice-T had a cut in '91 called Bitches 2 that summed this up quite nice with the chorus "Cuz some of y'all n***az is bitches too".

As far as #3, I grew up with the belief of "It aint your p***y, it's just your turn"... ha ha

Keep on being real with yours...

Kieya May 30, 2008 at 8:07 AM

i think my fav line is "you can lease it from time to time, but you do NOT own it."

LOL bitchassness is a disease!!

Kieya May 30, 2008 at 9:15 AM

so i just saw the comment by whatshisface...when did u ever mention "black men" in this post. cuz unless my already challenged eyes missed it...i dont think u did. and that only says he, himself, doesn't think much of black men if he automatically associated this list with them...sounds like a lil self hate to me LOL

One Man’s Opinion May 30, 2008 at 9:18 AM

Well, I don't think you were male bashing. Bring that shit to light. Tell the truth and shame the devil I am just happy to say that I am not a male bitch. However, I am a certified bastard, but you didn't mention us.
What you failed to mention was the men who think they are THE MAN, but all them and their boys do is gossip. I am talking about police here. Police are some of the biggest gossips in the world. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear about that mess. I don't know who such and such is and could care less that he is fucking Chief Hoe-bag. What else is new. No, I am not going to hi five you because you have three to six women on the side and yet you still wonder why you and your wife are having problems at home. No, I don't care that your wife will only give you head on Father's day, although I do think there is an unspoken message there.
Hey, does it make me a bitch that I listen to that crap? Hey, it's not like I have a choice. It's like being a captive audience. Plus, may I just add that if you are the first to leave a group of bitches, may it be male or female, you risk the chance of being the target of said bitch fest.

karrie b. May 30, 2008 at 10:48 AM

totally feel u on number 3 babe...

the last man bitch to date has been the russian, and the way he broke it off with me with no explanation at all.

the fucker ended up apologizing for it too.

pussy power baby.


Malibu May 30, 2008 at 10:51 AM

This post is funny as hell!! Man Bitches...HAHAHA!!! =)

Eb the Celeb May 30, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Thanks to everyone who felt me and didnt think that I was at all bashing men or black men specifically...

I didn't think I came off that way but hey... you cant please everyone right?

K@LiENTe May 30, 2008 at 11:30 AM

^Right, but remember you only had one complaint:) Keep doin you mamaz, and No prob @ lookin out, cuz what u was sayin was the truth...nothing less

Opinionated Diva May 30, 2008 at 11:38 AM

wow...I don't have anything to say that hasn't been said. I could go on and on about each point, but for the most part I agree with everything you said.

Veronica Wright May 30, 2008 at 11:59 AM

And let the church say ....AMEN!

THE PRINCESS "CC" May 30, 2008 at 2:00 PM

OH WOW..........

Yes you are the truth!!!! Thanks for commenting on my site.

Everything that you said, I have personally experienced but you put is so well with your writing and examples :@)

I have an example to share:

When you speak on the "independent woman" I have ACTUALLY had an ex to be JEALOUS of me because I drove a nicer car, had a better job and was more educated...he had the nerve to tell me that i was "STUCK UP" and thought more highly of myself because I want more out of life. He said that I would never make it in Atlanta, I would never start my own business and this was someone that I thought loved me, but what I realized that when a man hates on your success he is actually WORSE than FEMALE bitches, it really hurts then.

But thanks for the knowledge and I will come SOON!


-Q. May 30, 2008 at 2:04 PM

Oh this gotta be the hardest post ive read to date!!!!
Three words:

You hit it all on the head ma, dont like them cowboys too much but damn im feelin you on all this.. Like Homey said- theses cats lady-like nowadays.. you cant even put brothas on to game without catching the flack...

Put that Bitch (im actually talkin bout a dude) in his place.. But oh, i might have to hit em up for a cosign. you got it going on in the new pics ha! -Q

RunGirl. May 30, 2008 at 2:36 PM

I absolutely LOVE the Harriet Tubman reference!!! Great post. Lets put an end to bitchassness!!

The Second Sixty-Eight May 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Well tell dam bitches how ya feel!!!!

kiki May 30, 2008 at 8:40 PM

you know what is crazy i didn't know i was dating a man bitch until he told a friend of mine to tell me everything he said and said he didn't want to talk to me but use her to relay messages. But then when i talk to him directly he act like a little bitch ....where the hell did that bitch shit come from?

real men talk to you face to face ..I don't even do that bitch shit

The Thompsons May 30, 2008 at 8:58 PM

I read everything you wrote and no where did i think you were trying to start any drama... but there are always people trying to bring some up. Keep your head up like i know you will. Love ya sis!

DB May 30, 2008 at 10:08 PM


Shelia May 31, 2008 at 9:21 PM

I'm a little late to the conversation but girl your list is on point...especially "You have a problem with the phrase or term "independent woman."

LadyWritesTheBlues June 1, 2008 at 6:52 PM

Well, let me go on and make this comment number 100 and say.. .Amen sister!

And LMAO @ leasing vs. owning! Let em know girl!

clnmike June 2, 2008 at 8:44 PM

Agree a 100% with everything but #3
FUCK THAT!! If it's in my hands it's mine! If she want to step than she can have it back but if your under me that hairy chocalate belongs to me!!!

rethots June 3, 2008 at 12:59 PM

Whoa!!! ...but, fair enough.

faith June 3, 2008 at 8:08 PM

lmfao. this was by far the funniest thing i've stumbled upon on a blog. sad, but true.

Eb the Celeb June 5, 2008 at 6:02 PM

@CLNMike - hairy chocolate? tell that chick to

ToshaRenelle July 2, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Since I'm a new reader to your blog, I'm playing catch up, but one word on this post...AMEN!....maybe 2, PREACH, LOL!

T.C. December 2, 2008 at 12:01 PM

i am ALL LATE up in the game, but I can definitely say you hit the nail on the head with this one sista! I mean really...

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