Back in NYC!

So I'm back. Had a great time in Greensboro, NC last tues-thurs Biggups to my 102 Jamz fam that hooked me up with loads of free music, then headed back to ATL on Friday for my lil cousin's high school graduation. Saturday was my lil cuz Sam's birthday (the chocolate one that all the blog ladies were crushing on) so we hit up the club scene in ATL. Sunday we cooked out and my girl Gabi's crib, and Monday we cooked out at my cousin Annette's crib. So between all the partying (which constitutes immense consumption of alcohol) and all the good eating I did, I think I gained about 20 pounds during my tenure. It's non-negotiable that I have to get back in the gym heavy if I am going to have any chance of going to the shore this summer.

Anyway, let's talk about my horrible day yesterday. First I have to mention that something flew off this damn truck in front of me and cracked the windshield of the rental car I was driving. UGH!

So I get my last dose of Bojangles yesterday morning before I head to the airport since I probably wont be in the south for a while and its one of my fav spots when I am there. Arrive at the airport around 1pm for my 2:45 flight back to NYC. When I checking in the attendant tells me my flight is delayed until 3:55. OK, no prob... got an extra hour to surf the net and jam to my iPod at the gate. Security was a flash... so everything was all good.

I get to my gate... on the laptop... catching up on some emails and myspace, when they come over the loud speaker that there is horrid weather in Dallas where our plane is coming from and will let us know when our plane will be able to take off from Dallas. Long story short. We didn't start boarding our plane until 5:30. I was suppose to land in NYC at 5pm.

But no worries... ish happens. all flights cant go as planned. Why as soon as we get on the damn runway air traffic contacts the plane saying a storm is moving threw the NY area and no planes are going in or out of any of the NY airports. We sat on that damn runway until 8pm until they finally let us take off. I hadn't eaten anything but that damn Bojangles all day and do you know they ain't have not a bit of peanuts or crackers or trail mix on that damn plane. I coulda shot shot somebody.

Now around 7 pm I got the urge to tinkle. But I don't tinkle on planes. Never have and never will. So I am sitting on this damn plane holding my urine and starving at the same time. Trust, not a good combination. We finally arrive in NYC around 10:15. I rush off the plane to tinkle and when I arrive... guess who decides to pay me a visit. Ms. Red. I was like damn... wasn't that ish just on. May such a long azz month that I done had the damn thing twice. That should really be against the code of law or something... dammit.

The best part of my day was getting down to baggage claim and they had the Lakers game on the screens while we waited for our luggage. Got home a lil after 11 and the only thing still open around the crib to eat was chinese. Ordered some chicken lo mein, finished watching the game... and went to sleep.

Hope all your return travels went a lot better than mine.

Anywho... since I am seeing RED... I am in a little bit of a bitchy mood I must admit... but I got some stuff I want to get off my chest about MAN B*TCHES... so look for that post soon.


Kayos May 28, 2008 at 9:32 AM

Oh so you gonna be like Thic and not a let a person know you was in the area on a layover...

I could come to the airport to say hello or somethin. I see how folks be. You wouldn't have been waiting all bored or surfing the net.

I'm loookin FWD to the blog on Man B*tches. Should be very ineresting...

Eb the Celeb May 28, 2008 at 9:35 AM

Girl you crazy but its all good... I was in Atlanta... but the plane that was taking me to NY was coming from Dallas... I never touched down in

you know when I am there I will hit you up... definitely trying to hit up a cowboys game this fall... so I will def. let you know

Divine Blackness May 28, 2008 at 9:51 AM

Glad you made it back safely! Chile, you went through too much with all of those airplane issues. Really don't make no sense. No, you can't control but I woulda been upset too.

To hell with Ms. Red. The only think in my life that I hate like hell but be stressin' when that crazy when that bih don't come. Craziness!

The Jaded NYer May 28, 2008 at 9:56 AM

welcome home!

and yes- Ms. Red be showing up when and where she's not wanted... I am one more uncomfortable month away from getting a shady organ removal in Tijuana... LOL!!

Urban Thought May 28, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Bojangles? You know I haven't had some Bojangles in a minute. I think there is one in BK on Broadway. Unless they've closed that joint down. I miss the dirty rice.

Glad to see your back safe from your Birthday tour.


Eb the Celeb May 28, 2008 at 10:23 AM

@DB - yes I guess having it come on is a LOT better than not having it come on!

@UT - girl I love me some bojangles... there better not be one in BK all this time and I didnt know about it...

and yes... the topic for tomorrow will be man bitches... The 5 ways that you know you have fallen from a man to a bitch

Anonymous May 28, 2008 at 10:49 AM

I'm looking foward to the man b*tches post because right now they are all B*TCHES to me!

I hate RED with a passion but I'm happy to see that heifer come every month. RED should only peek out one day instead of 4-7 days to let us know she's still around.

Ticia May 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM

I missed ya girly!!!

Please speak on men b*tches... I know some.. and they need to stop with the madness....sensitive arshes!!

DollFace May 28, 2008 at 11:08 AM

Bojangles?! Aww man...I haven't had that in YEARS.

You going to see the SATC movie this weekend?

smoking guns May 28, 2008 at 11:50 AM

The 5 ways that you know you have fallen from a man to a bitch

That's whats up! I hope you use some real life examples we can all relate to. I can't stand bitch ass niggas.

Bitchassness has definitely gotten out of control. Especially in these parts.

She W0rd Hustlez May 28, 2008 at 12:27 PM

Damn! That sounds like a nightmare. You seem to have a good attitude about it though and that is all that matters. You made it home safe and were able to have a good night's sleep. All in all, your trip seemed to be eventful and fun filled and that is a blessing as well. Can't wait to read the next post on the "man bitches" lol.

PrettyBlack May 28, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Can't wait for the man bitches post. I had a flight to Texas go like that, but I'd rather sit on the run-way than fly around in circles. I thought I was going to die!

At least you had a ball while you were there so it's all worth it. How old is chocolate thunder? After I get my divorce I'ma have to make him my mandy (man-candy)!!!

Lady Cameleon May 28, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Cant wait to read that post......*shaking head*...........cant wait!

Seven May 28, 2008 at 12:44 PM

Red and I aren't meeting up this summer. I made sure of that.

dejanae May 28, 2008 at 12:51 PM

sorry things didnt go quite as planned

man bitches huh?
im waiting

Smarty Jones May 28, 2008 at 1:36 PM

Glad you made it back safely. Man bitches? Hmmmm, I can't wait. I just had this very conversation with my brother this weekend.
He told me I was cold hearted because I don't like it when a man is 'sensitive.' So you know I can't wait for your take on the issue.

Monique May 28, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Oh do enlighten us about man bytches. Glad you had a good trip.

Demon Hunter May 28, 2008 at 3:01 PM

I don't do many planes, but it sounds like you had a good time otherwise. Greensboro, huh? I'm in S.C. BUT I didn't do much of anything except go to a wedding, a cookout, etc. Nothing noteworthy. :*)

Afrodite May 28, 2008 at 3:17 PM

It's good to see you're back and I want to see pictures! I know you've got them.

And I hate when my period decides to just show up unexpectantly. I can usually pinpoint it within a few days but yeah...

12kyle May 28, 2008 at 3:23 PM

I can see why some people hate flying. That's crazy.

As for Ms.Red, it's better to see her than to be looking for her ass! LMAO!!!

Glad u had a good time in the A. We're gonna hang again...sooner than later

1/3 of what I used to be May 28, 2008 at 3:30 PM

wow all those delays would have pissed me off as well but I'm glad you made it home safely.

That next post sounds like an interesting read lol

Eb the Celeb May 28, 2008 at 3:36 PM

@Dollface - never been a big sex and the city fan so I dont know... I know I'm prolly the only chick in america that aint all hype about this movie... i really liked her column more than I like the show... i wish they would put all her columns in a book

@prettyblack - he's

@seven - how the heck you do that... you taking that pill where you only get 4 periods a year?

soumynona May 28, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Im back up in this Club!! I was at a conference for a bit and I had flight troubles too along the east coast. I read your other posts too, ummm we'll talk about your bubbling posterior =>
Your playlist is off the meat rack!!

dc_speaks May 28, 2008 at 4:56 PM

Hey lady. welcome back and have a great day!


Sexxy Luv May 28, 2008 at 4:58 PM

can wait for tomorrow to get here and see that post! I know it's going to be umm umm good! lol

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs May 28, 2008 at 7:35 PM

Glad you made it home safely....better late than never...Peace & Blessings

Anonymous May 28, 2008 at 7:56 PM

Glad to hear you had a great time in the south! i feel you about the planes... the last time i was on one was when i went home to Ja last yr and got stuck at ATL airport overnight...

yeah RED be tripping like that... i'm not looking forward to next month...

The F$%K it List May 28, 2008 at 8:40 PM

yummy bojangles! Those bisuitsd are heavenly! And yes the one in BK is still there (though its something about the south)
Addy: Brooklyn
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OOHHH I thought I was the only one who hates planes bathrooms. YUCK they smell funny and that blue water makes me want to gag!

as for Ms.Red you'd be really pissed if she didnt show up and someone else was in 9 months! Try that new pill Seasonique 4 times a year.

Anonymous May 28, 2008 at 10:10 PM

My girl, my girl! Condolences for your 7p.m fiasco at the airport (hunger, lavaoratory and ALL)!

The trip sounds FAB. I may need to see what's buzzing in the south, in the future! From the SC to the Mississippi! Besides, certain Bee, named Taryn, has informed that Hot-lanta, has become Haute. How Chic.

Chris May 28, 2008 at 10:28 PM

Man bitches? Uh-oh... *Dollar Bill voice* it's gon' be trouble, truh-bullll.....

Mel May 28, 2008 at 11:31 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bojangles *Homer drool*... Girl I love that place. The supremes combo is my drug of choice :) I'll send you some in the mail.

It's too bad that you were in my state and we didn't get to hang out. Ah well. Next time!

Organized Noise May 28, 2008 at 11:39 PM

Welcome back. Glad to hear your trip was cool. I hope I have as much fun as I go and celebrate my birthday in Miami.

BTW, I'm feeling that Brian McKnight song

Eb the Celeb May 28, 2008 at 11:53 PM

@afrodite - I wont be doing a picture post for a while... I am all picture'd out at the moment...

@soumy- oh how missed you so... but you knew that blog hubby

@mel - girl... the supreme combo is my fav too!

kiki May 29, 2008 at 12:18 AM

Oh I can't wait for the man bitches post ..there are alot of those these days

they only want to bring you down

G-Sweet May 29, 2008 at 5:00 AM

Glad u made it home in 1 chocolate piece!...

Anticipating next post... in the words of Ice-T, "somma these ni**as is bitches too"

Cat May 29, 2008 at 7:26 AM

You don't tinkle on planes? I assume you've never gone overseas then- girl take some risk and live for the day-haha. And Bojangles? I kinda miss it (my fam is from the south- did they have Churches chicken there?)

Eb the Celeb May 29, 2008 at 7:50 AM

@ cat - the longest flight I have been on was 8 hours... and I made sure I tinkled at the gate before boarding...

me and the fam are going to japan next year and I know thats a hella long flight so it will prolly be the first time I have no choice but for the most part I am pretty good with holding my tinkle..

Stew May 29, 2008 at 9:50 PM

i guess i am lucky.

1) i have been flying a lot lately and i have not run into any serious issues

2) i am a guy so i never bleed. (though someone once told me that i have mood swings like a woman)

3) i have no issues pissing on planes

glad your travels were safe though

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