Meme of Randomness...

Maybe I should...stop spending so much money
I love the smell of...tee-light candles with soft scent oils
People would say that I...am the nicest person you will ever meet until you cross me
I don’t understand why...the blog world has cliques and people cant just like and read and comment on whomever's blogs they want without blog ring leaders getting offended or thinking they are betraying them... its the damn blog world people... these people aren't your real friends.
When I wake up in the morning...I thank God for another day
I lost my will power to...go to the gym every morning
Life is wonderful... when you have amazing family and friends to share it with
My past has... made me the person I am today and I wouldn't change any of it for the world
I get annoyed when...people expect me to live my life for them and move according to their beat
Parties are not...a place to act a damn fool
Dogs are... a woman's best friend when it comes to the animal and not a man
Cats are... sneaky mongrels
Tomorrow I am going to...the album release party for K. Salaam. If you don't have the album already.. pick it up
I have a low tolerance for... ignorance
I'm totally terrified of...personal failure, forget what the world thinks of me but I struggle with being at peace with my own accomplishments and how I view them for myself
I wonder why I thought my life would be...easier after grad school... when now your more of a threat because now your an "educated black sista."
Never in my life...have I had a real set up and thought out, unconventional type of date
High school was something that...brings back so many wonderful memories and also reminds me how old I am getting since my 10 year reunion is next year
When I'm nervous...Can't remember the last time I've been nervous but I think I tend to shy away and am very quiet since when I am comfortable I talk a lot.
Take my advice...to put God at the head of your life because he already knows your path
Making my bed is...something that doesn't happen too often... but its never completely unmade since I don't move too much when I sleep
I'm almost always...up for a good meal... I likes to eat!
I'm addicted to...bacon and fruit
I want someone...to take me out on a real date dammit...lol before the damn summer is out!

50 comments

Super Dave Van Buren July 30, 2008 at 9:04 AM

lol.. I'm guessing you really want to go on a date.

Urban Thought July 30, 2008 at 10:05 AM

I'd take you out but I'm not tall enough.

The Jaded NYer July 30, 2008 at 10:08 AM

LMAO @ cats being sneaky mongrols!!! Girl... you got me in tears over here!!!

Nina July 30, 2008 at 10:38 AM

You like bacon and fruit. Together???


Hey!!

Epsilonicus July 30, 2008 at 11:00 AM

I will take you out on a date lol

It is sad there are blog cliques

kay* July 30, 2008 at 11:08 AM

oh my gosh - there are such things as blog cliques?!?! i had no idea! seriuosly? that's pretty lame.

love this meme - may have to *ahem* borrow it :o)

Qucifer July 30, 2008 at 11:18 AM

*giggles* i liked this post, you're right about dogs

Eb the Celeb July 30, 2008 at 11:21 AM

@ Super dave - I know right... is that too much to ask... seriously... chivalry is dead when it comes to these whack NYC dudes

@Jaded - yeah, never been a fan of cats... then this dude at my old job kept having these missing in his apartment... he put cameras up that he could watch online at work... we were watching one day and his 2 cats used to take ish while he was gon and hide it... I was dying laughing... I remember we didnt do anything that day but watch his cats on the computer

@Urban thought - how tall are you... at this point in the game I'll take anything taller than a midget...lol

@nina - not together... well maybe if I'm having bacon with breakfast I may get a side of fruit... but I have been trying to give up pork the last year and a half and the only thing I cant stop eating is bacon... and I aint with that turkey bacon mess...

@Epsi - I thought you had a GF... well if not... c'mon then.... dont be playing with my emotions...lol

-Q. July 30, 2008 at 11:33 AM

Short ans sweet..
Fuck Cats
I thought i was the only one addicted to bacon AND Fruit..
When i come back home, you got a date (if you want one); I think i had an epiphany, chocolate is the new yeallabone lol.. Oneluv Eb -Q.

soumynona July 30, 2008 at 11:44 AM

I am in love with cats and dogs =< they are sneaky but its because they have their stealth instinct on auto-pilot. Bacon and fruit are the freaking bomb, please believe people

clnmike July 30, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Bacon and fruit?

Lol well at least you have balance.

Charles July 30, 2008 at 11:57 AM

These colors were wreaking havoc on my eyes...

Blog cliques though?? Those really exist??
I need to go back to the gym...I've been slacking all summer...

Crys.C July 30, 2008 at 11:57 AM

I'm a foodie too (thats why my ass gotta go to the gym now)...

LOL @ what you said about the blog world cliques.

12kyle July 30, 2008 at 11:59 AM

would i be wrong if i hired a date for my lil sis??? lmao. juss kiddn

i might have to hook you up with jfresh after all. that earthquake in la has him scared to stay out there. haaaa.

good post!

Thoughts of a Southern gal July 30, 2008 at 12:02 PM

I'm always up for a good meal. Especially if it's free.

Say that again about parties!

amoreme July 30, 2008 at 12:13 PM

Hey just wanted to say that I really like your blog and the way you think. Just wanted to come out of lurking mode.

Eb the Celeb July 30, 2008 at 12:26 PM

@-Q - when you getting home? LOL

@charles - I changed the colors just for you

@Kyle - dang... hire though? You make me feel like a charity case... but ummmm... tell jphresh to come on to nyc...

@Southern gal - PARTIES ARE NOT A PLACE TO ACT A DAMN FOOL...lol

@amoreme - heeeeyyy... thx!

Ms.Honey July 30, 2008 at 12:28 PM

There are blog leaders LOL...are you serious lol that's all I could focus on hahaha

K@LiENTe July 30, 2008 at 12:28 PM

"I want someone...to take me out on a real date dammit...lol before the damn summer is out!"

i feel liek you mamaz, loved this post!

Melody.Darlene July 30, 2008 at 1:38 PM

SNATCH! imma have to steal this! lolol

UnKnownDiva July 30, 2008 at 1:57 PM

yeah i neva knew there were blog cliques either. okay? like... wow (scratching my head)

i want a real date too...like, what's really good these days?!?! this guy invited me to lunch then took me for a walk by the pier and DIDNT TAKE ME TO LUNCH!!! he did ask after awhile if i was hungry. i wasnt cuz i had snacked on breakfast almost till lunch time but damn it's just the principle.

i luv bacon too. thats funny cuz it's the only pork i eat too. lol turkey bacon tastes like cardboard

Eb the Celeb July 30, 2008 at 2:03 PM

@unknown.... hell i'll take a walk in the park...lol... that's how non exident dates are in my life... I have been on more dates with homeboys then I have with guys I'm actually interested in... something just aint right

Brown Girl Gumbo July 30, 2008 at 2:22 PM

I try to make my bed up every morning. It feels so much better to get into a made up bed at night. Plus, I sleep wild!!

My 10-year high school reunion was this year and I can't believe I'm already 28!!! I thought for sure I'd have at least one kid by now. I am starting to feel old!!

I can only eat the lean parts of bacon. I just can't stomach eating the fat part! LOL

I hope you get taken out on a real date before the summer is over. :-)

Suite B July 30, 2008 at 4:08 PM

I hope you don't mind but I so want to you use this on my page sometime within the next week

dessex July 30, 2008 at 4:54 PM

They say the best time to go to the gym is in the morning....but I don't go in the morning lol...

BTW...That "Co-Star" by Marsha is FIRE I never heard that joint before I gotta put that on the IPOD asap!

wynsters the tigress July 30, 2008 at 5:16 PM

rbw...i might have to borrow this one...

Liryc July 30, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Eb, I am going to borrow and link this one too!! I love this. Though I am kinda new to this blog world I didn't think people actually formed cliques on this... how old are we again???

also, dudes in NYC have gotten WACK!!! I want to go on a real date too dammit!! STOP WITH THE GAMES!!

A Go Bytch July 30, 2008 at 5:53 PM

.... girl.....when you find a date... send his brother to the B.R. When are you coming this way anyways?

Jane July 30, 2008 at 5:57 PM

blog cliches, really? because i don't know about them does that mean i'm not cool?

G. Mo July 30, 2008 at 6:02 PM

I feel you on this one right here.

"People would say that I...am the nicest person you will ever meet until you cross me"

Sounds just like me.

Glad we're both Cowboys fans!!! :)

nikki July 30, 2008 at 6:29 PM

bacon and fruit? hopefully not together, right? :)

blog cliques...lawdy, that's on some ole boosheet right there. come on, this ain't high school.

i'm stealing this meme! gives me something to write about.

Eb the Celeb July 30, 2008 at 6:32 PM

@ everbody - feel free to steal... ya'll know I dont care about that crap...

@dessex - its crazy b/c when I do go to the gym in the morn I feel so much better, the day goes by faster, I have more energy, but its just getting up and getting in there

and yeah... that Marsha A. is the bizness

@lyric - I'm glad I'm not the only one having problems with these NYC men... it seems that only 50yo are trying to holla at me... but do I really have to settle for a sugar daddy... fo'real fo'real

@Go B - I have only been to lousiana twice, once for essence music festival and this past year for nba all-star... but that's new orleans, cant say I'll ever make it to BR but you never know

@jane, your cool because your a RBW...lol

G.Mo- yeah I have a short tolerance level and cut people off real quick...

COWBOYS ALL DAY BABY... have you seen the footage of TO and Pacman going head to head... crazy match up... they definitely are making each other better and I love it!

IntrospectiveGoddess July 30, 2008 at 6:52 PM

Where have you come across these blog cliques and blog leaders?...sad individuals..I mean really...MMM I love fruit dont eat it enough though.....and Me likes to eat too, I'm always up for a meal specially if its free....So graduating undergrad isnt enough to be an educated sista? or is that people think you are super educated when you get a graduate degree?? Just wanna clarify that cuz I am thinking of going to grad school....

Brianna July 30, 2008 at 8:08 PM

enjoyed reading...and I too will copy this since my brain seems to be on empty these days... :)

The Black Kat July 30, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Okay... we have a lot of the same taste(s) in music so... who is K. Salaam? Do share. =o)

The F$%K it List July 30, 2008 at 9:06 PM

Blog cliques, blog ring leaders...Did I step back into HS all of a sudden? JEEZ. I mean really.

fruit, Yes bacon, not so much.

Hmmm who do I know fly enough to take Eb on a real date? I have to think, you have any criteria besides taller than a midget...FYI some older NYC are still chivalrous its the under 30 sect that have problems.

Jewells July 30, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Cats are precious.

I hope you get that date before the summer is out!

Darius T. Williams July 30, 2008 at 10:44 PM

My past is just like yours...it has made me who I am!

the.socialight July 30, 2008 at 10:45 PM

blog cliques? People really need to go get some real life friends, they're on sale at walmart. lol

Naomi July 30, 2008 at 11:33 PM

like some folks said, didn't know there were blog ciques. Your last line is how I feel!

Eb the Celeb July 31, 2008 at 12:39 AM

@intro - no, BA is enough... but grad school is definitely a good look... it just makes major corporations hink twice about underpaying you... the fact of the matter is a white male having the same degree out of college as a black female will always have a higher starting salary... so we have to use every possible angle to get ahead and compete... sad... but true!!!

@Black Kat - K. Salaaam is a producer/deejay... he has a mixtape that came out tuesday.. that's on some real music ish, not like what say a DJ Khaled would put out... he has trey songz, mos def, pharaoh monch, dead prez, buju banton, and artist like that on his record... definitely pick it up and check out my music blog (www.jonesin-eb-style.blogspot.com) to get his full story

@ the F list - GIrl i know, I got 50 yo tryin to take me out left and right... but I aint lookin for a sugar daddy... yeah... think hard and see if you can find me a date...lol; at this point... being pick has been pushed out the door.

Pajnstl July 31, 2008 at 8:25 PM

This is a good post.

I make my bed before I get in it... I can't sleep good if it's not made lol

Stew August 2, 2008 at 10:39 AM

i think i may steal this one from you

Veronica Wright August 7, 2008 at 9:29 AM

"Cats are... sneaky mongrels"

I had a dream about a cat LAST NIGHT..some how it got into my apartment and I tried severaly times to kick it out of the hosue but as soon as i turned around it would be back in there chillin on the coach or in the kitchen. I kicked it out onto the balcony and next thing I know, I'm sitting at the table with a friend and the cat attacked my foot. I woke up kicking...LOL

Don't know what that was all about.

Eb the Celeb August 8, 2008 at 7:40 PM

@urban thought - you definitely make the cut... that's a good height!

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