7 deadly sins...

I saw this on a couple blogs but I saw it on Lauren's first so I'm giving her the jacking credit.

1. Who did you last get angry with? wg's dumbass
2. What is your weapon of choice? vocals...because I can tell people off so bad they cry
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, I have and so what...I was playing...lol
4. How about of the same sex? I have been in a couple fights in my day... I like to think that part of my life is behind me but some people try to test me so you never know
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? wg's dumbass
6. What is your pet peeve? I've said this before... taco meat hair
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I wouldn't say I let things go easy but I don't have time to keep grudges I just remove the person from my circle

1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? work out
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? 1pm
3. Who have you been meaning to contact, but haven’t? My great grandmother
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I had errands to run when I was really just sitting in the house doing nothing
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…)? No
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I hate alarms... I let my body wake itself up

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Pomegranite juice
2. Meat eaters are…: (in my sophia from the colored purple voice) fiiiiinnnne wit me
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? In college, my friends were pimping me at this football party... bragging about how I could out drink any of these 300 pound guys. Me and one went back and forth doing champagne glasses of hennessy. I beat him... he only did 6 and I did 7. That was the last time I drank brown. When I threw up that night... my body was convulsing uncontrollably. I think I may have had alcohol poisoning that night but I never went to the hospital.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Spicy

1. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yes chest...mainly my mom's because I cant understand when she grew boobs because she has never had them all the while I was growing up and now they are double D's
2. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? chest
3. Have you ever been made a proposition by a prostitute? No
4. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Too much stuff floating around for you to not get tested when I have my normal pap but I have been thankful enough never to have had to pee on a stick
5. Is love at first sight really lust? Yes.

1. How many credit cards do you own? 4
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? Victoria's Secret
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Start my business, invest in my mom's dream coffeeshop/bookstore, pay off some bills, and give each of my siblings 25K to do whatever they please
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? It depends on what megabucks is... I can see myself taking a job for a year if the price is right just to stack some dough and then move on to do something I'm passionate about
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive? Too many to count

1. What is one thing you have done that you’re most proud of? Pay my way threw college and grad school
2. What’s one thing you’ve done that your parents are most proud of? Paying my own way threw college and grad school so that they aren't in debt because of it
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Jonesin' Enterprises being a multi million dollar company
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? When I was running track yes, but now I am old enough to realize that I can't be first in everything to the world, but I can always be first to myself...lol
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Who hasn't
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Today...I've haven't done anything too impressive today...its still early

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for yourself? Bentley
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? TJ
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Nia Long because I would be short enough to appreciate the sexiness that is Larenz Tate, cuz he know he could get it if he was just a lil bit taller.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
5. Have you ever cheated? Not really because it was unofficially already over.


Anonymous July 10, 2008 at 12:30 PM

I would overlook how short Larenz Tate is if he ever walked up to me.

Anonymous July 10, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Paid your way through college and grad school? Thats what the hell is up. I'm trying to get like you Eb.

Dana July 10, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Love Larenz! He was my first real celebrity crush.

Blah Blah Blah July 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Off topic... did you go to FCBC for Sunday service? Thought I saw you walking down the aisle.

Eb the Celeb July 10, 2008 at 3:12 PM

@blah - girl yes... that's my church... dont tell pastor I be cussing on here though... me and the lord still working in my language...lol

12kyle July 10, 2008 at 4:07 PM

@ Eb the Celeb
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Make it rain! LOL! Just kiddn. That's a good question. I really don't know what I'd do

Great post! Very thought provoking.

1/3 July 10, 2008 at 5:12 PM

I would so get a boring job for megabucks! Like you said one years salary will get me to where I want to be lol

Ticia July 10, 2008 at 5:32 PM

You are too funny -
oh..that lust -

I understand the anger questions...

SistaSocialite July 10, 2008 at 7:20 PM

LMAO you're hilarious

but um eb... I'm sorry but I gotta jack this and use it for my blog lol (don't hate me!!)

IntrospectiveGoddess July 10, 2008 at 8:07 PM

Paid your way through undergrad and grad...I'm scaaared of you..My main reason for not applying for grad school is cuz I dont want to owe more money than I do now....you mentioning pomegranate juice made me think of torrance's post lol

The Jaded NYer July 10, 2008 at 9:39 PM

LMAO- you know you're crazy for that Larenz Tate comment, but I ain't mad at ya- he was darn sexy in love jones!

Miss Foxxy July 10, 2008 at 10:29 PM

lol isn't a shame when a guy is short? tho there are a few guys who are fine enough that i'd overlook it and they could still get it.

nikki July 11, 2008 at 12:20 AM

i'd do larenz in a hot sec...just get down on my knees and handle the biz.

blkbutterfly July 13, 2008 at 8:44 AM

lol @ taco meat hair. my friend and i were just talking about our mutual loathing of this on men's chests.

i'm 5'5", but i still love a tall man! that being said, Larenz could certainly be the blues in my left thigh and the funk in my right!

thanks for stopping by...

Blah Blah Blah July 14, 2008 at 11:58 AM

FCBC is my church...
God knows me better than anyone...he knows my shit is foul sometimes but...thank goodness, he knows what he's working with.

Miss B July 14, 2008 at 2:09 PM

I'm stealing this...lol

The Second Sixty-Eight July 14, 2008 at 8:42 PM

Dang! I ain't heard that "You Got Me" cut in a bit. And since I was reading this post when you reminded me, I will jack this one too!

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