I've come to realize 20 things

1. I've come to realize that my legs....
have some unwanted cellulite on them

2. I've come to realize that this weekend...
Da cookout of the summer is finally going down

3. I've come to realize that when i'm driving...
I have little or no patience

4. I've come to realize that i need...
to seriously decide if I really want to move to ATL in the fall

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
a piece of the wall that I usually put up

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
I'm in the middle of a situation that I have no control over

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I think I'm the sexiest person alive

8. I've come to realize that money...
is something I can never have enough of

9. I've come to realize that certain people...
will never be on your level no matter how much time you wait or help you try to give

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be..
an overanalyzer

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...
a friend that I shouldn't that everyone says I should talk to but it would just be too complicated and seem rehearsed.

12. I've come to realize that my mom...
is crazy as all heck but I still love her just the same

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is..
the devil and seems to get me in a lot of trouble when liquor is in the system

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning...
I tend to check my phone before I even brush my teeth

15. I've come to realize that last night before i went to sleep...
I like having that sexy chocolate of a man lying next to me

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...
him... and if I can really remove apart of myself to let go and let love

17. I've come to realize that my dad...
is my dad

18. I've come to realize that when I get on myspace...
I look at the pics of myself more than I do the profiles of others

19. I've come to realize that I really want...
to get Jonesin' Enterprises officially off the ground

20. I've come to realize that if I died today...
I have no offspring for my legacy to live on threw

45 comments

i.can't.complain. July 8, 2008 at 8:51 AM

co-sign @ #14

my sidekick is pretty addictive.

... u know im pulling for u and semi-pro.

"let go and let flow"...

or something like that.

did u ever see that movie "something new"

yeah, girl.

happy tuesday

-1-

Super Dave Van Buren July 8, 2008 at 8:59 AM

I check my phone all the time. I even think it's ringing when it's not.

I think everyone thinks they are sexy when they are drunk.

Skoolboi Krush July 8, 2008 at 9:42 AM

Who are you drunk dialing? LOL

The Jaded NYer July 8, 2008 at 9:50 AM

LMAO@ your phone being the devil!

not mine... when I'm drunk it's kinda hard to text anybody!

and I'm gonna have to co-sign on looking at my own pics on myspace; so what does that say about us?? LOL

Lovebabz July 8, 2008 at 9:55 AM

Eb,

Next time you are out drinking...hand your phone to your best Girlfriend with instructions not to give it back unless it is an emergency...that involves blood!

This was a good excercise...I may have to give this a try!

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 10:46 AM

@-1- yes I saw it.. that's where I got it from... I think I jacked it up too though a lil bit...lol

@Dave - thx for reassuring me I'm not the only one

@Skoolboi- The question should be who dont I drunk dial... I really gotta get that under control.

@jaded - didnt know you were on... about to friend request you...lol

@ lovebabz - lol... its not that serious... I just tend to tell people things I would never say sober... usually its things that need to be said and the liquor makes me lose all inhibition...

Thoughts of a Southern gal July 8, 2008 at 10:53 AM

My blackberry is my best friend. We will never part. I'm always checking my phone. I love to hear the sound that I have a text or a message.

Mr.Slish July 8, 2008 at 11:10 AM

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I think I'm the sexiest person alive

YOU TOO!!!! I turn into Rico The Fool when i'm tipsy..I'll hit on your grand momma if given the chance...But I like the fact that I'm a loveable drunk, because mean drunks can be the worst.

Oh and the vanity thing is a Taurus thing..we all have a mirror attacks!!

Ticia July 8, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Hey girl...
This was great - thought provoking - I need to sit and think!!

UnKnownDiva July 8, 2008 at 11:57 AM

lmao at super dave's comment cuz sumtimez i think my phone be ringing too even when it's not.

i've said so much stuff i wish i could take back when drunk that now i refuse to call anybody when i'm drunk at all anymore! lol

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T July 8, 2008 at 12:03 PM

19 should be number one folk
and why did it take so long for 17?

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 12:08 PM

@torrance - it didnt take long for some of these that's just the premise of the meme... I just followed the instructions

Keith's Space July 8, 2008 at 12:43 PM

I'm really,really feeling your
site...I've read and laughed at some of your witty comments on
Zack's blog and Mizrepresent's blogs and would love to make you a link to my blog also. Check me out if you get a chance. It's always nice to make a new friend.

allienicole July 8, 2008 at 1:15 PM

oooh this is a great idea for a post! i might copy! :D

and who DOESN'T like a big ol chocolate man by their side when they sleep!?!??

Smarty Jones July 8, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Nice one Eb. This looks like a MySpace bulletin. LoL. I need to fill this out and put it up my cubicle to see everyday.

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 1:17 PM

@Smarty - See now why you had to come over here and blow up my spot... it is a myspace bulletin...lol

Kandi Black July 8, 2008 at 1:24 PM

i digs this post...

glad to see another over-analyzer...for a minute i thought i was the only one...

when i get high i think im the sexiest person in the world...lol...maybe not sexy...more like the hungriest

Queen of My Castle July 8, 2008 at 1:58 PM

I liked this list, and I feel you on SOOOOO many of them.

So...what's stopping Jonesin' Enterprises from being born?

Smarty Jones July 8, 2008 at 2:00 PM

LoL. My bad. Ooops. Sorry.

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 2:01 PM

@Queen - I should have rephrased that a little bit... its already in the works I just wish I didn't have to work a read job and do the business full time.

Brittany July 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM

My phone is the first thing I check when I get up. It normally lays beside my pillow. I would copy this post but I know everyone else is.

Monique July 8, 2008 at 2:11 PM

Dang Eb, you always have really cute memes. I guess I'll cop this one too and use it as somepoint. SMooches!

misschriss July 8, 2008 at 2:21 PM

co-sign @ # 10. I've come to realize that I'll always be..
an overanalyzer

Girl this is where I always mess up.

Pro July 8, 2008 at 3:20 PM

realization is an important thing. what's most important is what you do once you realize. i always thought you thought yourself sexy sans alcohol. you got'a swagger about yourself. *wink*

Cami July 8, 2008 at 4:08 PM

love this post. and i agree with #18, just sub myspace for facebook, lol.

MsPuddin July 8, 2008 at 4:23 PM

girl everyone has cellulite. I have a dimple. i think its cute.

my ex was one of those people i had to leave behind...

IntrospectiveGoddess July 8, 2008 at 5:03 PM

I feel you on number 8, even though I have come to realize that it something that I never seem to have......oh and I realized a long time ago that myspace is the devil!

dessex July 8, 2008 at 5:15 PM

I feel you on #8 and 9

and I think we all are guilty of #14. Thats the first thing I reach for when I wake up in the morning.

soumynona July 8, 2008 at 5:28 PM

You be getting your post on Eb! Something tells me you cut the list short =>

Monica July 8, 2008 at 5:44 PM

# 5 and your July horoscope go hand in hand. I'm just sayin'

#20 I saw a previous post with pictures of you with your family... Any time you spend sharing yourself with people especially the little ones, you leave a legacy.

G'head with your bad self!

T.R.E.N.T. July 8, 2008 at 6:11 PM

how do you want me to get that cd to ya? i can make a zip file and email them to you.. send me a msg with your email or something. :)

DollFace July 8, 2008 at 7:17 PM

2. I'll be coming by myself since Joi has to go out of town. What do i need to bring?

5. This is a good thing.

15 & 16. Ooooh!

19. Let's get it poppin!

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 8:06 PM

@Dollface - nothing... everything is already taken care of... just bring yaself

clnmike July 8, 2008 at 8:07 PM

4. I've come to realize that i need...
to seriously decide if I really want to move to ATL in the fall

Stop playing and come on down girl, lol.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I think I'm the sexiest person alive

You mean your not?

Eb the Celeb July 8, 2008 at 8:09 PM

@PRO & ClnMIke - I'm glad that I give off the vibe that I'm sexy but I really dont think I am... I am too goofy to be sexy in my opinion... but thx!

12kyle July 8, 2008 at 8:39 PM

#4
bring ya self to the A! hurry up!

#14
I feeeeel you. I'm guilty of that too!

One Man’s Opinion July 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM

"I've come to realize that when I get on myspace...
I look at the pics of myself more than I do the profiles of others", that is because you love taking pictures. At least that's waht I get.

Your last one made me sad. I don't have a legacy, or love child to leave behind. Of course, I just want my nephew to remember me when I am gone, so that is not asking much, huh

Jewells July 8, 2008 at 9:25 PM

This is a pretty cool post. My crackberry will be here tomorrow. Verizon hooked me up. Yeah boyyyy!

I think you should get Jonesin' off the ground! Do what you gotta do to see your dreams come to fruition. Seriously!

Ummmm, I'ma need you to stop gazin' at your pics only on Myspace...lol.

Let go and let love, Eb.

Mr. B2B July 9, 2008 at 3:43 AM

i've come to realise that i dig Eb's blog!

and also that
#5, 6, 9, and 10 really are exactly how i feel too!!

But i am dealing with it somehow!

Thanks for sharing this, and passing by my joint!

SistaSocialite July 9, 2008 at 12:15 PM

Girl... MOVE TO ATLANTA!!!!! lol Do it! Do it! Do it! :) I can relate to almost EVERY single thing!

shine July 9, 2008 at 4:37 PM

u may be drunk dialing, but at least u feel sexy!

one soulful negro. July 9, 2008 at 9:23 PM

#9 really is hitting me hard on this night.
thank you.

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