I want a boyfriend dammit... but just for the month of May

I want a boyfriend dammit... but just for the month of May

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I got the following email chain and it reminded me what it feels like to have a BF and it made me a little sad. Especially when my birthday is coming up... forget Valentines Day... your birthday is the best time to have a BF... so I wish I had one right now... just for a month... have someone cater to me on my special day, give me some good loving but then when June comes I can be single again and frolic around in my sundresses on the prowl looking for chocolate men to melt at the cook-outs and whatnot. Anyway... here's the email chain:
A REAL BOYFRIEND

Some will never understand...

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-When she's worried, pray with her
-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"