Golfing for the first time

OK... so I am a master at putt-putt and can kill you in some Wii Golf... but not so much with the real thing. I suck extra bad. I just got back from Chicago for a charity golf tournament with some Chicago Bears. Here is a pic of some of us at the Banquet/Auction.

But the following day, I was on the green, for the first time.

I can drive the hell out of the cart


She W0rd Hustlez June 13, 2008 at 9:21 AM

Lol @ that swing. I'm sure the experience was lovely all the same though.

Anonymous June 13, 2008 at 9:44 AM

I LOVE those shorts

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs June 13, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Move out the way Tiger comes Lioness go girl!!!

Divine Blackness June 13, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Ugh, I hate golf. I like hitting the balls on the big field and running over things in the golf cart but the actual game, boooo. Chile, at least you look good in your attempts.

Oh, but you on the Wii is too fun!

Anonymous June 13, 2008 at 11:13 AM

I don't understand golf enough to get out there and try to swing.

Suite B June 13, 2008 at 11:14 AM

I'm so glad that I was no where near the golf course because you look like you are about to bust somebody's window out trying to golf.

awwww you have a Wii...I want a Wii

Opinionated Diva June 13, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Good for you for getting out there and trying something new.

I couldn't do it...I just think it's so boring.

K@LiENTe June 13, 2008 at 12:22 PM

YOu look so cute n ur outfit!!!lol golf...uh, it's different i have never played tho...but i would

Shug June 13, 2008 at 12:35 PM

That's what's up! At least you can play Putt Putt...I can't even do that. LOL

Akshay June 13, 2008 at 12:42 PM

I love to drive around in those carts...

Anonymous June 13, 2008 at 1:32 PM

You look so cute girl!

Queen of My Castle June 13, 2008 at 1:55 PM

I LOVED the white outfit! Tres hawt/classic/cute

MP June 13, 2008 at 1:55 PM

this is one sport that i just can't get with. You looked good though!

OG, The Original Glamazon June 13, 2008 at 1:57 PM

Yes, golf is a lot harder than it looks. And I suck at it but for some reason I really like it despite my SUCKITUDE!! Been debating about buying a set of clubs because then I would have to transport them back to and from the H if I bought them here, because if I had them I would want to play both here in Boston and home.

Golf is fun though! Real fun!!


Chris June 13, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Michelle Wie, get your weight up...Eb is in the building!

Chris June 13, 2008 at 3:51 PM

That's so funny...Tommie Harris is a dope dude...met him a church a few times. Hit up your fellow blogger next time you're in the Chi!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T June 13, 2008 at 4:01 PM

dont sdisgrace the links like that
my handicap is 12
but u tried

Afrodite June 13, 2008 at 4:12 PM

I don't know why but these pictures are hella hilarious! Something about only being able to drive a golf cart.

Why don't you go ahead and slide one of those Chicago Bears in my direction?

Rich June 13, 2008 at 4:18 PM

Golf is a good sport for those competitive types. I haven't played in years though.

You are one traveling sista.

Anonymous June 13, 2008 at 4:19 PM

I attempted to play some golf last weekend, between the heat and thinking about my "form" it all gave me a headache. But at least you (and I both) can say that we gave it a try!

And you looked FAB doing it!

Eb the Celeb June 13, 2008 at 5:23 PM

@ word hustle - dont be laughing at my swing... I got that from Happy

@deutlich, gotta let it out, queen, mp, lauren, and K@liente - thx for the love ladies, can you believe the shorts were dereon, and I dont mean to too my own horn but some are scared to rock all white but I love how it looks next to my chocolatey skin.

@suite b - my boy actually hit this ladies house and she came out having a heartattack... I'm like why the hell ya bougie ass buy a house so close to a golf course anyway

@the 2nd chris - yes it was his tournament... he raised a lot of money for his foundation... it was a good time... and daang... everybody and they mama go to pastor hannah church in the chi

@Afrodite - Luckily I can laugh at my damn self when need be otherwise I wouldnt have posted them. and the guys are all defensive... girl you cant handle all that chunk of a man... leave the 300 pounders to; but left to right the guys are tommie, izzy, and matt... which one ya

@Rich - I try to make the rounds... I love to travel. And every once in a while I want to see a tree or some grass or something. Dont ever see that living in harlem

Homer is My Co-pilot June 13, 2008 at 6:13 PM

lol.. girl I like you in dem shorts. You swing like I girl though.

Eb the Celeb June 13, 2008 at 6:46 PM

Lol @ Dave - I am a

Mizrepresent June 13, 2008 at 7:44 PM

Hey Eb, well you looked the part, so i give you high ^5 on that! Have a great weekend girl!

The Pew View June 13, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Sweet Jesus! Thank the Lawd I den gave up younger mens cause them mens in that picture with you is fine. (Lawd help me). Baby do you thank it would be a sin to cut you out the picture and glue me in so I can hang that picture next to the white Jesus in my bedroom? I could use the picture of me and Mabel on our blog page and cut her fat tail out too. I loves that dress I got on in that picture. Oh yeah that would look nice in my bedroom. Take care now.

Ruthie Ann

Smarty Jones June 13, 2008 at 7:55 PM

Wow Eb. That's a helluva swing! hehehehehe, I can't play either, I can putt putt my ass off though!
By the way, you've been tagged. Come to my spot to see how.

12kyle June 13, 2008 at 7:56 PM

golf is a great sport. you'd be surprised. if you keep tryin might like it. i love it. i try to play when i can.

Eb the Celeb June 13, 2008 at 9:42 PM

@smarty - you know I dont play that tagging

Miss Foxxy June 14, 2008 at 2:26 AM

i played golf when i tagged along with my dad once.. that shit is harder than it looks!! my arms were hella sore the next day.. who woulda thunk it! lol. you look like you enjoyed it tho!!

Tony OH June 14, 2008 at 3:09 AM

Well you're gonna have to fly down for my Singles Golf Camp and get some lessons... I'll hook you up personally! You got it like that!
When you hit the ATL. Holla at ya' Boy!

dc_speaks June 14, 2008 at 9:20 AM

alright now...

you get mad props for doing the tee off!

have a great weekend lady!

Anonymous June 14, 2008 at 1:04 PM

No Adewale at the golf outing? Ooh wee!!! That man is fine! But last I read, he was dating Sanaa Lathan. But a girl can look, can't she? for your golf game, as long as you were cute doing it, you'll be aight, lol.

But you tried!!!

G-Sweet June 14, 2008 at 4:29 PM

oh snap!... look @ the form... ;0)

ummmm yea... look at her golf posture too.


G-Sweet June 14, 2008 at 4:30 PM

oh yea... care to explain the new main pic... the car is hella clean!

CCGroovy!!! June 14, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Diggin' your FORM like CRAAAAZEEEE!!! Looks like U had fun. How was your ATL Birthday trip?

The Jaded NYer June 15, 2008 at 12:18 PM

lookit you gettin your golf on!

After my disgraceful bowling showing this year I'm not sure if I should even TRY golf! LOL

And WHY COME you're single when all I see up in this blog are pics of you with FINE ASS black men??

*stomps away jealous*

sista gp June 15, 2008 at 5:45 PM

Inspirational! I tried Soccer at 37 and T-Ball coach as 38.

Why not golf at age 39 (few months away)?

*>Jewels<* June 15, 2008 at 11:06 PM

LOL...Then drive that cart, girl! Cute shorts.

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) June 16, 2008 at 9:43 AM

loving the golf swwag... i bet u did ure thing.

STILL POCAHONTAZ June 16, 2008 at 5:24 PM

Alright now ya little tigress..LOL

neo.sol89 June 17, 2008 at 2:00 AM

man i remember when i was lil i had golf lessons.. and now im playin wii golf as well, and leaving it at that :/

karrie b. June 17, 2008 at 12:20 PM

omg i looooooooove miniature golf...


Moody Gemini June 19, 2008 at 3:28 AM

I have never played "real" golf but I can kick your butt with internet golf! held your own in the outfit alone!

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