Valentines Poem

It's a little cheezy, I wrote this 8 years ago... which would put me only 18 years old... but its all good... you'll get the point...


Sometimes things should be different
Ocassionally you got to "flip the script"
Some feel Valentines is a female holiday
But this year I'll make sure its him who doesn't forget

First, I'll start off with some white zinfandel
To make him feel all bubbly inside
Use some scented oils to aid a full body massage
To make him feel all bubbly on the outside

Tonight is the night its all about him
So I make sure he's relaxes and feeling good
Tonight is the night all his dreams comes true
I'll feed him some fresh strawberries to lighten the mood

Maybe I'll even add some whipped cream
See how much fun we'll have with that
Might even find places to lick it off
I can tell you where all his spots are at

Lighting candles and a few incense brings an aroma to the room
Now its time to expose my sexy lingerie
Add soft music to get a nice rhythm going
Maybe a lap dance will come into play

Now I'm sure he's nice and hot
But I won't give it up just yet
Now cuddling on a bed of rose petals
We take pictures so we never forget

Then I'll stop being sexy and become sentimental
Reading a card that tells how I feel
Already knowing how much I love you
But didnt know pampering was part of the deal

Then I'll begin touching you in special places
Getting your plane ready to take flight
The rest I'll leave to the imagination
Just know that we'll be up all night

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Probably wont be blogging for a couple days... I will be traveling on business... so I'll get at ya when I can.

~ Eb


Skinny Black Chick February 14, 2008 at 8:46 AM

Why you writing about sippin Zinfandel when you were 18??? Tsk, tsk. Underage drinking... Lol.

Divine Blackness February 14, 2008 at 10:21 AM

LOL, I know right? White Zinfandel and whipped cream? Damn Eb! Get it! Happy Valentine's Daaaay!

Don February 14, 2008 at 10:46 AM

The poem was cool. I hope dude took a bath before you licked all that whipped cream off.

Happy Valentines Day.

Ms.Lady February 14, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Lol @ stooopid.

That was nice though Eb'..I respect all peoples talents..even if you go back in the day..I look at some of my writing back then and be like "WTH?" I was cheesy


dejanae February 14, 2008 at 6:58 PM

happy vday hon
anotha business trip?

James Tubman February 14, 2008 at 10:00 PM

nice poem happy valentines day

when i was with my ex i renamed the day Black Love Day

so happy Black Love Day

Anonymous February 15, 2008 at 10:57 AM

I like the poem. It is definitely good for Valentines Day.

Kayos February 16, 2008 at 3:55 AM

I don't particularly celebrate Valentine's day but it's a nice poem regardless. Love your talent!

Shelia February 16, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Nothing wrong with romancing your man. Men love it when we do...nice poem.

karrie b. February 16, 2008 at 8:44 PM

sounds straight out of a novel or a movie. white zinfandel and strawberries? u got it poppin'.

-karrie b.

Mr.Slish February 17, 2008 at 7:28 AM

What you know about whip cream when you were 18!

Nique February 17, 2008 at 6:36 PM

aww look at you, its all good. as deep as the abyss baby.

Anonymous February 18, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Happy V-Day! Hope yours was great!

i.can't.complain. February 18, 2008 at 8:21 PM

hey Eb,

hopefully your trip is going well and u had a mighty fine valentine's day.

by the by, thnx for putting me up on teedra and jazmine.

im tellin' u... u always have the best music.


Anonymous February 19, 2008 at 3:07 PM

You were before your time!

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