A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina ".
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.
Do you have vagina".......
"Yes" she says......
The man replies... "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
THIS WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE LAST POST FOR A COUPLE DAYS SINCE I LEAVE FOR HAWAII TOMORROW SO HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND BLOG WORLD!!!
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lol.. sometimes your better off going to work... lol
Nice! Have a wonderful vacay!
Hi Eb,
Lol@the joke
I hope you have a wonderful trip!! Don't forget to take pictures. :)
Have a great time chica!!!
Hawaii?!?! I am officially jealous. Have fun babes and take many many pics!!!
funny! enjoy yourself!!!
Funny joke! Have a safe and fun trip!! MUAH!
Funny!!
Have fun in Hawaii!!
lmfaoooooooooooooooo!!!
have a gorgeous time n be safe hunnie!
-karrie b.
Hawaii! I am SO jealous. Dang! Gotta be in cold azz Michigan. LOL. Have fun!
That was funny! LMAO
You doing it Eb! Going to that Pro Bowl I see!! Enjoy yourself!! Rick James style (minus the drugs and mysoginy of course)
Aloha sis! Have a ball in Hawaii! Get some pics with Braylon Edwards' fine ass! Those Browns ain't great players but I'll be damned if they're not sprinkling new man candy around the city! Lol.
funny funny joke. Have fun in Hawaii. If you see my husband could you take a pic for me please? lol
Damn, hella busted....lol
Hawaii! What? Well have fun...!
MsP
Heck naw...lol.
Enjoy your trip. Hawaii sounds nice right about now.
Love the post! Have fun in Hawaii- and bring me back some sun! I haven't seen that bitch in 2 days!..lol
Travel safe and enjoy your trip EB. LOL @ that joke.
Lol!
Good one.
Have a great trip hun'!
Safe travels! Have a great time and if you see Julius Peppers wrap his ass up and send him to me!
Funny joke!
Have some fun for me in Hawaii.
can i get a souvenir?
that was so lame
next time do better lol
Have fun!
hilarious!
have fun in hawaii!
okay that joke is pretty damn funny. ha.
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