JOKE of the Day!

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina ".

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.

Do you have vagina".......

"Yes" she says......

The man replies... "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"



Homer is My Co-pilot February 7, 2008 at 8:14 AM

lol.. sometimes your better off going to work... lol

Keelah February 7, 2008 at 9:54 AM

Nice! Have a wonderful vacay!

Mes Deux Cents February 7, 2008 at 10:18 AM

Hi Eb,

Lol@the joke

I hope you have a wonderful trip!! Don't forget to take pictures. :)

Queen of My Castle February 7, 2008 at 11:32 AM

Hawaii?!?! I am officially jealous. Have fun babes and take many many pics!!!

Anonymous February 7, 2008 at 1:05 PM

Funny joke! Have a safe and fun trip!! MUAH!

Miss B February 7, 2008 at 1:27 PM


Have fun in Hawaii!!

Karrie B. February 7, 2008 at 1:41 PM

have a gorgeous time n be safe hunnie!

-karrie b.

Shai February 7, 2008 at 2:19 PM

Hawaii! I am SO jealous. Dang! Gotta be in cold azz Michigan. LOL. Have fun!

soumynona February 7, 2008 at 2:22 PM

That was funny! LMAO
You doing it Eb! Going to that Pro Bowl I see!! Enjoy yourself!! Rick James style (minus the drugs and mysoginy of course)

Skinny Black Chick February 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Aloha sis! Have a ball in Hawaii! Get some pics with Braylon Edwards' fine ass! Those Browns ain't great players but I'll be damned if they're not sprinkling new man candy around the city! Lol.

deepnthought February 7, 2008 at 3:01 PM

funny funny joke. Have fun in Hawaii. If you see my husband could you take a pic for me please? lol

MsPuddin February 7, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Damn, hella

Hawaii! What? Well have fun...!


Anonymous February 7, 2008 at 3:46 PM


Enjoy your trip. Hawaii sounds nice right about now.

Sha Boogie February 7, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Love the post! Have fun in Hawaii- and bring me back some sun! I haven't seen that bitch in 2 days!

Ms. Behaving February 7, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Travel safe and enjoy your trip EB. LOL @ that joke.

Ms.Lady February 7, 2008 at 6:42 PM

Good one.
Have a great trip hun'!

Smarty Jones February 7, 2008 at 7:31 PM

Safe travels! Have a great time and if you see Julius Peppers wrap his ass up and send him to me!

Skoolboi Krush February 7, 2008 at 8:25 PM

Funny joke!

Have some fun for me in Hawaii.

James Tubman February 8, 2008 at 11:23 AM

that was so lame

next time do better lol

nyc/caribbean ragazza February 23, 2008 at 9:01 PM

okay that joke is pretty damn funny. ha.

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