Throwback Booty???? No the hell he didn't

Yeah so remember that EX, the only person I consider the "real" ex. I mean I've had other BF's but he was the only one I was IN love with, the one that made me lose my damn mind in love, the one in which we lived together for a year and the back and forth on again off again dysfunctional relationship that was 3 plus years long that taught me so much about myself at a critical time in my life. Well we have not spoken in 2009. Last time we spoke was late last year and him and the fiance we having problems and of course he calls me to vent. I listen even though I could care less. Out of the blue this dude texts me yesterday. First talking junk as usual because that's just what we do and then proceeds to tell me he is single and when am I coming to see him.

Wait, what, boy STOP! First of all, in my head I'm thinking why the hell do you think you are relevant enough anymore for me want to see you and care that you are no longer engaged. I am no longer the sucka for love chick that was messing with your no good arse a 4 years ago. Get over yourself. He also proceeded to tell me that he's buff now. He always had a basketball player build but knew that I preferred football build. Friend requested me on FB so that I could see what he looks like now. Snnoooooooze... so not impressed.

So back to me visiting him... I proceed to let him know I didn't think that was a good idea... but we could go to lunch or something to catch up. He asks why I can't just come see him, "don't nobody want your throwback booty." Yes this nig did call me throwback booty. LMAO... I died laughing. He always did say goofy ish just to make me laugh and I couldn't help it after that. Even though deep down I know it was only a joke as to not crush his own ego since Eb is no longer sitting by the phone waiting on him to get some get right. Trust if I came over he would have been trying to get all up in this "throwback booty."

All in all it was good speaking to him. He definitely is still the charming bastard that I remember, still very handsome, but I was proud of myself that I am really over him. It didn't effect me in the least bit that he's no longer engaged, I wasn't extremely happy when we got off the phone that he reached out to me like I have been in the past, even though it is an ego boost to know after all these years I still cross his mind. But I did have a minor tingle in my panties cuz he's still the best I ever had. Damn that was some good lovin. His ass knows that ish too that's why the song of the moment has to be "Does He Do it" off Trey Songz new album Ready.

But I have rejected my pussy in that regard and will not succumb to throwback dickmotization. Closes legs and Drops mic!!!


MzInspiredMind81 September 4, 2009 at 11:15 AM

Isn't that the BEST feeling when you can clearly no longer care 'like that' about an Ex! We all got that throwback dick that makes us tingle but thank goodness we don't go back. I concur that "Does He Do It" is the anthem of the moment too..Lawd!

The Jaded NYer September 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM

It is a good feeling to be able to say to an ex: "I'm not interested" and mean it. Good for you!!

Keli September 4, 2009 at 2:15 PM

Whatever...they always want the throwback booty...or they would not even extend an "invite".

Anonymous September 4, 2009 at 2:29 PM

Keli took my comment!

Miss Amour September 4, 2009 at 4:26 PM

lmao "Throwback Booty" I have to admit that was a good one.I think he still wants you why else would he call you out of the blue? He ain't foolin' nobody.

Anonymous September 4, 2009 at 8:04 PM


Eb the Celeb September 5, 2009 at 1:30 PM

@Keli - I know that's right... if I had been like I'm on my way he would have tore this throwback booty up when I got there... lol

♫Hershey's Kiss♫ September 5, 2009 at 4:44 PM

Not throwback booty LOL that is funny. Girl I'm glad that you moved on.

clnmike September 5, 2009 at 11:13 PM

"But I have rejected my pussy in that regard and will not succumb to throwback dickmotization. Closes legs and Drops mic!!!"

Yeah right.

Consistently Inconsistent... September 7, 2009 at 11:09 AM

"But I have rejected my pussy in that regard and will not succumb to throwback dickmotization. Closes legs and Drops mic!!!"


Eb the Celeb September 7, 2009 at 11:12 AM

@clnmike - In case you didn't know dick does not rule my you are going to stop trying to play me... wait til I make that trip back down to ATL... We gon fight!

StandTall-The Activist September 7, 2009 at 2:48 PM

This is a good decision I must say, besides u aint nobody backup.

ST September 7, 2009 at 5:00 PM


SHARON ALEXANDRIA September 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM

EB... You killed it with this one! Throwback dick always seems to contact me. How do they know when I'm just in complete singledom??? LOL

DollFace September 16, 2009 at 2:20 AM

YES- realizing you are over it is the greatest feeling in the world!

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