Throwback Booty???? No the hell he didn't

Throwback Booty???? No the hell he didn't

Labels: Datin' Sexin' Lovin'...oh my / My life / RBW Relationship Talk

Yeah so remember that EX, the only person I consider the "real" ex. I mean I've had other BF's but he was the only one I was IN love with, the one that made me lose my damn mind in love, the one in which we lived together for a year and the back and forth on again off again dysfunctional relationship that was 3 plus years long that taught me so much about myself at a critical time in my life. Well we have not spoken in 2009. Last time we spoke was late last year and him and the fiance we having problems and of course he calls me to vent. I listen even though I could care less. Out of the blue this dude texts me yesterday. First talking junk as usual because that's just what we do and then proceeds to tell me he is single and when am I coming to see him.

Wait, what, boy STOP! First of all, in my head I'm thinking why the hell do you think you are relevant enough anymore for me want to see you and care that you are no longer engaged. I am no longer the sucka for love chick that was messing with your no good arse a 4 years ago. Get over yourself. He also proceeded to tell me that he's buff now. He always had a basketball player build but knew that I preferred football build. Friend requested me on FB so that I could see what he looks like now. Snnoooooooze... so not impressed.

So back to me visiting him... I proceed to let him know I didn't think that was a good idea... but we could go to lunch or something to catch up. He asks why I can't just come see him, "don't nobody want your throwback booty." Yes this nig did call me throwback booty. LMAO... I died laughing. He always did say goofy ish just to make me laugh and I couldn't help it after that. Even though deep down I know it was only a joke as to not crush his own ego since Eb is no longer sitting by the phone waiting on him to get some get right. Trust if I came over he would have been trying to get all up in this "throwback booty."

All in all it was good speaking to him. He definitely is still the charming bastard that I remember, still very handsome, but I was proud of myself that I am really over him. It didn't effect me in the least bit that he's no longer engaged, I wasn't extremely happy when we got off the phone that he reached out to me like I have been in the past, even though it is an ego boost to know after all these years I still cross his mind. But I did have a minor tingle in my panties cuz he's still the best I ever had. Damn that was some good lovin. His ass knows that ish too that's why the song of the moment has to be "Does He Do it" off Trey Songz new album Ready.

But I have rejected my pussy in that regard and will not succumb to throwback dickmotization. Closes legs and Drops mic!!!