Thought to Ponder : Bad Sex

There are so many different quotes are how bad sex is better than this, or how even bad sex is better than that... so I figured I would put them all out there and you be the judge in the comments with which you feel are true or false. Also feel free to add your own quotes as to what bad sex is better or worse than.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
~Billy Joel

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
~Scott Roeben

No sex is better than bad sex.
~Germaine Greer

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
~Les Dawson
Now its your turn... in the comments finish the sentence


Personally I agree with both of the banners above, especially the first one. A big bad dick inside ya is definitely better than something vibrating on ya.

Bad sex is better than... having to tweet that you ain't got none in a minute.


E. Christian Wallace July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Oh goodness...I just happened to check my Google Reader and see this. I'm interested to see what folks come up with...

Bad sex is better than..uh, uh bad food? I dunno.

&& love, briit July 9, 2009 at 7:41 PM

bad sex is better than...being beat out the frame and falling straight to sleep.

at least you can kick his tired ass out.


Kayos July 9, 2009 at 11:57 PM

Bad sex is better than worst song playing on your radio.

12kyle July 10, 2009 at 12:45 AM

luckly...i've neva had bad sex. lol

Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good. - Brandon Lyon

Don't knock masturbation. That's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply! - Feras Yaghmour

Just fuck and fuck the consequences - Ryan Hare

Charles July 10, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Whoever said bad sex is better than no sex is straight up lying.

Tunde July 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM

bad sex is better than...these eggs i just had. lol

Creative1k July 10, 2009 at 12:12 PM

Bad sex is worst than when u stomp ur pinky toe as the pain will eventually goes away,yet bad sex is unforgettable.

LovinMe4Me July 10, 2009 at 2:40 PM

Bad sex is better when you're drunk!!

LovinMe4Me July 10, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Also...Bad sex is better when I'm not a part of it!!

Chris July 10, 2009 at 5:47 PM

Bad sex is better than not being alive to have any kind of sex in the first place, lol

Anonymous July 11, 2009 at 9:42 AM

Bad sex us better when I can go home right afterwards

Mimi July 11, 2009 at 2:36 PM

Bad sex is better than...NOTHING! I honestly would rather go without any than put up with some wack pee pee. ewww lol

smoking guns July 12, 2009 at 6:14 PM

bad sex is better than your friends finding out you did the ugly fat girl at the club.

Ayana August 11, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Bad sex is better than...

Masturbation with 1 dildo, 2 vibrators and lots of lube.

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