Dang... can a bish get a date????

Fo real. I'm tired of dating myself dammit.

Is it too much to ask to just have some good company nowadays???

Eventually I would like to be having relations on the regular with something besides my vibrator.

Soooooooo... since winter this chick right ------>>>here has been saying I should let her set me up on a blind date through the blog world. I refused! No sir reeeee bob. A chick ain't that damn desperate. Even after the speed dating tragedy back in April, I still said I ain't doing it. But after talking to some homies this past weekend as to why I'm still single and these were the answers I got:
1. I intimidate men when I'm out and I'm not easily approachable.
2. I date like a dude
3. Dudes say they want a chick like me but they really don't.

So let me break down the reasoning behind them.

1. I intimidate men because I'm not thirsty when I'm out. I'm out having a good time with my girls and really aren't paying them any attention if they aren't a guy that is already hanging out in the crew. I mean I'm around men all the time so just solely on appearance, it takes a lot to make my head spin enough to stop, look at you, and give you the eye that I may be interested.

2. I don't necessarily agree that I date like a dude but my homies know me well. I'm not the chick that is going to call you all the time. I'm not the chick that wants to sit up under you all the time. I'm not the chick that is going to ask you where you are going and for how long. I don't have a prob going to the strip club with the boys. It takes a lot for me to really really tell you how I feel. Plus I'm low maintenance. I don't demand that dudes take me out on dates 3.5 days out of the week, that we have to be seen holding hands and showing affection in public. So much pressure in dating. I'd rather just go out to dinner with my boys than prepping for a date, making sure everything is all in place, etc. I'd rather not have the feeling of being embarrassed if some sauce or something is on my face after biting into a buffalo wing than having to be all prissy for some date because Eb is not the prissy girlie girl type chick.

3. So my boys always say to me, I wish my girl was like you. Because I am so laid back and don't nag and will watch a game before the Real Housewives of NJ but I found out that's not what they really want. They don't like the nagging but it relates to them as at least she cares. I know more times than not I could care less. And although I don't blatantly come out and say, I can care less about you nig, I know having my own life and agenda can make it seem as such. I don't feel I should have to call you all the time, or be THAT chick in order for you to know I care about you. But a man needs to feel wanted and appreciated but I've never really been in a situation where I dated a dude that really cared about the little things as much as I do where I could really appreciate and thank him for them.

Now I'm not saying I haven't had dudes do nice things for me. I'm just saying its usually not the ones that I'm feeling like that that are doing the things. So I've come to the conclusion that maybe I just don't know how to pick em and that's why I'm giving the job to The F$%K it List. She's been out with me enough now to know my type so I sorta kinda trust her with the fate of my blog land blind date. Plus I haven't been on a date in so long I don't even remember how the heck it is suppose to go. We all know I still haven't been on the "real date" but I'll leave that alone for now.

So here's the skinny:
Send a short bio, pic, and reasoning why she should pick you as my blind date to :


All these emails will be going to her... I will not see you, or see the email beforehand. All arrangements about the date will go threw her. Of course I shall blog about the date after so if you are sensitive in that regard... please don't apply because Eb has to tell how it really went down or I wouldn't be me.
Let's say all submissions have to be in by Sunday, August 1st at midnight

And I don't know why I am doing this because if I don't get any emails that will really do something to my ego. Oh... and my RBW ladies... please feel free to forward this post to anyone you feel would be good. Referrals are always welcome since I hope ya wouldn't be trying to have me out somewhere looking the fool...lol.

PS - to The F$%K it List- if the opportunity presents itself for a fine arse something new... than I would like to go on 2 dates, because at this point in the game I can't alienate my brothaz, but I am ready to tread in a little different water for the sake of this experiment...lol

Wish me luck cuz I'm scuuuuuuuureedd ya'll!


Rich Fitzgerald July 21, 2009 at 10:44 AM

U certainly live an interesting life. This should be fun.

The Jaded NYer July 21, 2009 at 1:05 PM

I CANNOT WAIT for the results... but quietly if it works I'll let her set me up, too since she was telling me the same damn thing a few months ago.

Or maybe not... the last time I was "talking" to a friend of a friend... well, we all know how that ended up! lol

The F$%K it List July 21, 2009 at 1:15 PM

YEAH!!!!! Now all I have to say is that the applicants better bring their A game. This is serious business. And if you come on some B.S. Well remember I'm from Brownsville and that is all I'm sayin'

@The Jaded NYer, you started it I just rolled with the punches. I'm not hooking anyone up this is all blogland interest.

Now get to emailing men! I have work to do.

Insatiable One July 21, 2009 at 1:27 PM

OMG I cannot WAIT to see the blog posts about these dates. You never know, you just might meet someone nice.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up July 21, 2009 at 1:44 PM

I got my popcorn and my drank (yea, country as every)...ready to see this!!!!!

and1grad July 21, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Good luck Eb!

I kinda hope he winds up being a Redskins fan. That would be HILARIOUS!!

Eb the Celeb July 21, 2009 at 3:45 PM

@and1grad - the last time I went out on a bootleg date, the dude said he didn't like football... so at this point... I dont care who your team is, just as long as you watch

Tunde July 21, 2009 at 6:00 PM

@and1grad i was just telling eb on twitter how much dallas sucks (i'm a skins fan).

good luck though eb. i'm looking forward to hearing about your posts about the date results.

Anonymous July 21, 2009 at 6:31 PM

Okay, I gotta start back being current with my blog reading. Almost missed this event.

Kool.Kid.Kris July 21, 2009 at 8:35 PM

I applaud your courage Eb! Make the best of it...you never know. Can't wait to read the outcome!

dejanae July 21, 2009 at 11:13 PM

this should b....interesting

PRIMO July 22, 2009 at 9:54 AM

Definitely Sounds Interesting.... You should definitely give us an update after the date/s...

ShellyShell July 22, 2009 at 12:51 PM

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha! I can't wait to hear about this! You should've been looking at Heatwave on Sunday. I saw a few cuties out there!

Anonymous July 22, 2009 at 1:26 PM

To be honest, I do not know if I could actually go through with it. I would be afraid I would come across some busted women

Keith July 22, 2009 at 2:24 PM

Yall New Yorkers are crazy-lolololol-:) Good Luck EB....

Eb the Celeb July 22, 2009 at 5:24 PM

@espi - you act like its blatantly blind... if F it list send me out with someone busted man and her are going to fight!

Soulstress July 22, 2009 at 9:21 PM

good luck grl! I need to find my a$$ a date too;)

The F$%K it List July 23, 2009 at 2:30 PM

@Espi I'd never send her out with a busted dude. I know her standards and her loud ass mouth hahaha

Azure July 24, 2009 at 6:49 PM


clnmike July 26, 2009 at 10:21 AM

"1. I intimidate men when I'm out and I'm not easily approachable.
2. I date like a dude
3. Dudes say they want a chick like me but they really don't."

Any self respecting hunter knows how to camouflage them selves to get what they want.

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