And the booty break is officially over

And it feels ooooooh so good. After 5 plus long d*ck deprived months, I got me some last night. I couldn't have had a better Cinco De Mayo present. That is all! I don't even want to talk about it. I just want to wallow in the tingles of what it feels like to have a manpart all up and through your uterus. I was picked up though... yeeeesss... love being picked up. Big strong mandingo warrior that went a little something like this.
His booty looks better than that one though... yeeesss! Next time... I'm hoping it'll look a little something like this... tehehehehehehe
Funny because he looks a lot like and is built exactly like that statue... lol!
Happy Hump Day to all!!!


Kayos May 6, 2009 at 10:46 AM

Ahhhhh Damn!

Girl he sculpted like that?!? You go girl! I know hw you feel. I wasn't exactly picked up but It was nice to have some fun poking around in the uterus! Hahahaha!

You had 5 months... Try 4 years and some change. Yeah! I don't recommend it.

The Jaded NYer May 6, 2009 at 10:57 AM


I guess you weren't kidding. Go 'head and wallow in it girl, sit back relax and chiiiiillllll.

See ya next week!

LaShawn Lytle May 6, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Yes yes yes.
You def have yourself a mandingo!
A butt like that? Can't get not better!
And being picked up.....mmmmmmmm!
Your hump day is prob feeling way better than the rest of ours!
Get it girl!

Keith May 6, 2009 at 11:25 AM

I heard you last night...all the way here in Philly...I knew that was you..Gurl, you was carrying on something fierce...Glad you got yours..

Loc'd-n-Loaded May 6, 2009 at 11:34 AM

Yes ma'am...there ain't nothing like the mandingo long stroke ((chills)). I love both of those images. Gone head and wallow in that afterglow're certainly entitled.

Jillian May 6, 2009 at 11:52 AM

AMEN TO THAT!..i broke the seal of a 4 1/2 month streak about 3 weeks was great...


Super Dave Van Buren May 6, 2009 at 12:38 PM

uuummm.. congrats.

thanks all I got... lol

Mimi May 6, 2009 at 3:55 PM

Good for you chic! :)

Beautifully.Conjured.Up May 6, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Congrats to you!!! About damn time though *smile.*

Anonymous May 6, 2009 at 5:24 PM

I guess congrats. lol

Black Yoda May 6, 2009 at 6:42 PM

I knew you'd come back :-)

I'm still waiting to hear about the Shoes and Shopping sabbatical :-)

MzInspiredMind81 May 6, 2009 at 6:52 PM

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I know that's right!!! Woo chile!

Eb the Celeb May 6, 2009 at 7:26 PM

@keith - lmao... I am NOT a loud lover... you may have heard him.. lol... j/k

xxxx May 6, 2009 at 8:10 PM

yessssssss.....finally....yayyy for you hun
i know the feeling trust i know the feeling
such a long break makes you enjoy it even that much more
and he built like that sculpture plus he picked you up....AMEN to that.. AMEN to that

12kyle May 6, 2009 at 11:39 PM

You had sex?

I'ma tell yo momma!

*picking up the phone*

Blu Jewel May 7, 2009 at 7:34 AM

Good for you E!

I've got the Toolbelt trying to throw it my way, but I'm refusing it as he wants me to drive to NY for it...hell naw! You want me to have it so bad, then bring it to me. For now my local one is putting it down proper! YAY!

Love to live; live to love!

Kryssy May 7, 2009 at 11:36 AM

LMFAO @ The visual aides....
Good for you girl!

Insatiable One May 7, 2009 at 1:42 PM

AwWW! The coochie cobwebs have been dusted away! Yay! I'm glad you got your freak on and enjoy it. Hope streak continues for you.

[Emeritus] May 7, 2009 at 9:59 PM

go eb, go eb, go eb! lol!

Britt May 7, 2009 at 10:31 PM

Congrats! I'm coming up on month 4 and the Mr. is on a plane right now! I will be feeling like you in the AM!

Mr. B2B May 12, 2009 at 4:50 AM

someone's getting LUCKY!!!!

glad for you Eb..

i have just remembered the post you put up when you almost tripped in your "celibacy" period...

Mz. SunShyne May 13, 2009 at 3:13 PM

WooHoo!! Way to go! I did a 15 mth celibacy thing...I don't know how I made it! Glad it was that good-good :)

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