I'm on some Random RBW ish...

I haven't done a random post in a minute... so here goes:

Haven't had sex in 2009 yet. Haven't really had any desire to either. I think I'm going to take a slight sabbatical. At least go until March 31st.

Did you know they have machines that give it to you?

Fo real... if you are a chick that isn't all that into companionship or just can't find the one this might just be a great investment. It doesn't cheat, give you STD's, lie, and even comes in a nice little traveling case just in case you want to vacation together...lol.

I had a huge tell off session on my music blog last week. Go here if you missed it.

Why the hell do they hire foreigners for customer service positions? How the hell are you going to help me with my product if I can't understand wth you are saying... ugh!

I wonder what little Sasha was thinking in this pic.Probably something in the lines of "gosh his breath stinks, but mommy told me if I don't smile at the old white man that I'm going to get a whoopin"

And I would love to know what was going on here...lol?

Men and women a like are so lame. So I changed my myspace status last week about all the fine single black men in DC and that I was going to find my husband just so Semipro could see it. I know it was lame of me but I did it anyway. Why did he have to top it off by being more lame. He sent me a message saying... Oh you were in DC too... He wasn't anywhere near DC last weekend just wanted a response out of me like "why didn't you tell me you were going to be in town" or something like that. I didn't even give him the time of day.

I cooked today... I haven't cooked on a Sunday since before football season started...lol.

Thanks to the amazing writer Ericka Kendrick (If you don't have her book Confessions of a Rookie Cheerleader... do pick it up) who had a vision for a school project to do a black version of The View, I have learned to be comfortable on cam in a formal setting. Doing those random, me being silly videos on youtube is nothing to me, but I've always been intimidated by the bright light. Case and point... this disaster of a video of me interviewing D. Wade a couple years ago.

The reason my BA is in Broadcast Production... Everything behind the scenes, I never wanted to be on cam back in college and still don't but being in a group setting is making me fall in love with it. Knowing that all eyes aren't on me, knowing that if I jack something up I have someone there to make it all right. We've taped 2 episodes so far and the rest of the cast consists these 3 bloggers :
and we're about to bllloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww. The show is called SwagHER and I'll try to alert everyone when it will air on NYC public access and/or hopefully be able to get a copy of it to post to youtube for the people outside of the Tristate area.

Oh and since I mentioned D. Wade. Have you seen that article about him giving his soon to be ex-wife an STD and that he isn't the best father? I really really don't want to believe it. I met her before and she's quite the nutcase anyway... so I'm hoping its just a woman scorn trying to kick him in the butt on the way out and that none of it is true.

I still haven't received my W-2's from the World Wide Leader. They need to come on because I don't want to have to hurt nobody. Even though I know I'm probably not going to get much back.

Save the date... Thursday, February 12th @ 10pm... my next blogtalkradio show. So I want all the haters of Valentines day to get their ammunition ready to bash all the lovers in the world. Call in with your Valentines Day horror stories, and anything else you want to bring up to prove that this holiday is extremely overrated.

I really need to get in the Gym!

I haven't been myself lately. A lot on my mind. On some "Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head" ish.

If a dude does you dirty, are his friends and relatives still off limits to date? I mean what if they were the ones whose shoulder you cried on and they knew all along that the dude was no good and was actually waiting for him to mess up so that you could finally see how great they were. Should you deprive yourself of someone that could be "the one" just because of some rule that may label you a slut even though you know you're not?

Why in college do they not have career counseling that consists of Recession proof jobs. I'm sure a lot of us would have picked different careers paths if they said hey... if anything happens to the economy you're going to be ish out of luck.

My boobs are growing! They aren't getting any closer so I still don't have any cleavage unless I'm rocking that Victoria Secret super plunge but they are gaining some circumference. My mom was a late bloomer though. She had 4 kids by the time she was my age and still small C boobs at that point. Somehow in the last 3 years this woman is a double D. I'm hoping I don't have the same fate because I wouldn't know what to do with them thangs...but a full C would be nice. Then maybe I can experience the joy of what it feels like to have a dude perform the motorboat...lol.

Don't you hate when people comment on a post asking a question that you answered in the post. They just blatantly told on themself that they didn't read the post.

I thought I wasn't going to leave NYC until the year I turned 30, but I think 2010 is going to be the year for the move. I'm sort of over NYC at this point. Right now Charlotte, NC and ATL are on the radar. Neither one of them made the list for Salary growth cities. The next 3 years are empire building for me though. I'm planning on not having to work for the man by the end of 2012.

The theme for 2009 at church is this is the YEAR OF LIVING. I've made a conscious decision that this is the year I'm going to develop a better me. The first step in that is to stop cursing. I've been trying to stop cussing for the last year, and although I have cut back substantially I still do it from time to time. I don't even know how I started cussing. My mom never cursed and my dad hardly ever did. My grandmother and great grandmother on my dad's side curse like I don't know what though. Even cursed while praying once...lol. Either way, by the end of 2009 I'm going to make an appoint to no longer have a potty mouth.

This picture is so gangsta... I love it!

Real Men Cry

I'm loving this new Tank song



ToshaRenelle January 25, 2009 at 8:32 PM

Your thoughts on what Sasha Obama may have been thinking in that pic were HILARIOUS! LOL! FOOL!

love&nappyness January 25, 2009 at 9:08 PM

eb you are a MESS! lol. i've seen those dick-machines before...okok i've seen a few of them, in pornos lol. and girl why are those girls o-ing so uncontrollably tears streaming down their faces!?!?! i kinda want to try but i'm scared it would malfunction and stab me in the vag.

moving on...

i went to the gym today! nananananaaanaaaa! i hurt like hell.

excited abt the talk show! yay!

Kryssy January 25, 2009 at 9:28 PM

lmao@ the machine. They have a website and everything...
I'll take the real thing thanks...
the bullet as as far as I'll go with the fakeness...
Please post the vids on YouTube for your show so us Down-South folks can check you out! =)

The Jaded NYer January 25, 2009 at 9:39 PM

alright, alright... I will be there on the 12th. I'm not hating on being single, but what else am I going to do to commemorate yet ANOTHER capitalist holiday?

Count me it :D

And baby jesus just CRIED because you posted that sex machine graphic.

Girl, I was THIS close to cursing out my HR group for not sending my W2s... and then I found it yesterday in a pile of unopened mail... egg on my face! lol

Smarty Jones January 25, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Yo, I'm sooooooo ready for that V-Day show. I'm soooooooo calling in for that and I'm going to make sure I have a decent signal this time.
I didn't cook today but I have been going through withdrawals all day long. I must have looked really sad because my dad took me to dinner.
You had me until that whole "real men cry thing." I like this pic of the President because he was mourning the loss of his grandmother. I did a post last month when Big Baby cried during a Celtics game.
Only little chicks get excited about increasing boobage. Those of us blessed with DDs and above are like, "Shit, they're getting bigger! I wonder if they'll give me more oxycontin for my backache or if I have to pay extra for a bigger bra."
I'm sooooo loving the inauguration pictures. As for what Dubya was saying to Sasha, he was probably asking if she's seen the latest episode of Sesame Street and sharing how he learned shapes and colors on the same day.
And as for the machine, I don't know about that. Anything can happen. What if the power goes out or the outlet shorts out or something and you have to explain your singed pubic hair to the paramedics.

Eb the Celeb January 25, 2009 at 11:14 PM

@Tosha - You know that's what she was thinking...lol; just because we're in the white house dont mean you wont get your behind tore up if need be...lol

@Love&nappiness... - lmao, I cant believe you actually want to try that mess... what freaky mess you got going?

@kryssy - I'm gonna have to get me a bullet... never tried one by everyone raves about them

@jaded - you know I need you there... just wouldn't be the same without you. and I stay having a pile of unopened mail. Hell maybe I did get that mug already... now you're going to have me going threw this big stack of bill to see if it might be in there somewhere. I was under the notion that if I didn't look at them that they would go away...lol

@Smarty - OK... I digress... Real Men can be sensitive enough that if is appropriate they won't be afraid or embarassed to cry... Is that better smarty... cuz yeah that dude needed to man up. And I still cant get over TO's breakdown...lol.

LMAO @ singed pubic hair... whew... now that would be funny!

The Jaded NYer January 25, 2009 at 11:27 PM

LMAO!! I do that same mess, except I have bags and bags of unopened mail... OK, that's prob not something I should brag about LOL

Anonymous January 26, 2009 at 12:08 AM

wow....I think this was your best posting for this year. I cant comment on the machine....but its nice to know that you sooooooo popular...hahaha

and the Obamas, isssssssh let them do their thing...

* still mad at you about the cook out!! lol

suga January 26, 2009 at 1:18 AM

Love your randomness lol

Lovely and Lively January 26, 2009 at 1:56 AM

hey girl nice post! it was the truth! LOL thanks for commenting on my post. and yeah girl i know they dont make them like that. just think of it as a what a good man in fantasy land would be like LOL. maybe in a few yrs ill be less naive and more realistic LOL

Super Dave Van Buren January 26, 2009 at 7:08 AM

If you break up with a dude you break up with his friends and family too. I think it's a Man Law... lol

OG, The Original Glamazon January 26, 2009 at 7:48 AM

Hey you!! I put myself on the angel mouth plan years ago. Be careful it has taken some years but I have cleaned it up.

All those cities sound cool, but like you said you need a sector with growth, but I bet you can make it happen anywhere, your Eb.

Oh yeah I knew about the sex machine I use to DVR Real Sex (what always interesting stories on there)

Kinfolk question...hmmmm. You have to do what's right for you , none of them people JUDGING can call you anything. I don't think being friends with family is hard, sometimes space to be sure if you are doing it because you love the people or because you hope to show your ex. My mother and my aunt (my dad's sister) are like BFFs. My parents divorced over 30 years ago and my dad past 10 years ago this March. Do you! You know that already.


Peyso January 26, 2009 at 10:56 AM

I can see GW being a really funny guy for some reason

Ray Ray January 26, 2009 at 12:55 PM

soooo much to comment on lol and youre the first post i think i've commented in like 2 weeks. man i know im gonna prolly skip a buncha stuff so i'll just say i need to go to the gym also, im not myself lately either, i personally am not sure how i would handle the relatives being off limits thing i think it kinda depends on how close ya'll are and how you feel about him..ummmmm the pic captions are hilarious and i might be back if i think of suttn else lol

Anonymous January 26, 2009 at 1:12 PM

I'll pass on the machine.

What is a gym?! LOL

Anonymous January 26, 2009 at 2:00 PM

I can't wait for the blog talk show.

Charles January 26, 2009 at 2:00 PM

That little machine you posted is effin crazy looking. Like a pandora's box of all sorts of wrongness. You got a weird looking cyborg in a box...which is creepy. On the flipside, just think of how disturbed your facial expression would be if you knew a guy with a machine similar to this, but for men...how acceptable is that ish?

Valentine's bashing huh? Sounds interesting...

I'm so mad you brought up motorboating...

And what the hell is up with this conflicting opinion about men being able to cry...

She Bangz® January 26, 2009 at 2:49 PM


Naomi January 26, 2009 at 3:25 PM

my randoms...
the D.Wade interview wasn't bad at all! I hope that ish ain't true bout him either because I am in love with him(lol)and everyone that has met him that I know told me he's a great guy.

Working for ESPN is my dream job.

Sometimes I think my boobs are growing too, but then i realize it's cuz my aunt sally is here

I'm still soooo happy about out president.

can't wait for superbowl sunday!

Eb the Celeb January 26, 2009 at 5:02 PM

@Super Dave - Ol' dude shouldnt have messed up on a good thing and there wouldnt even be a possibility of it happening.

@OG - lol... the kinfolk thing aint my story... I was just wondering

@Southern Gal - I wish there was no such thing as the gym

@Charles - There is a very thin line between the kind of man and circumstances that make it OK to cry.... and when the man and circumstance are kosher than they are a real man for allowing themself to be vulnerable to the situation.

@Naomi - I'm still so happy too. Its going to take a while before my high comes down.

Miss BB is... January 26, 2009 at 8:22 PM

DAMMIT Eb, yet ANOTHER pic of the Prez and First Lady for me to LOVE.

I'm like two minutes away from STAN-ville....who's with me?? I hope the Secret Service/CIA/FBI don't see this post; I'll probably be arrested in my sleep! LOL!

OG, The Original Glamazon January 26, 2009 at 9:04 PM

OK well pass that advice on to the culprit! *lol*


Jay_fever January 26, 2009 at 9:49 PM

2 cheers for potential motorboat action!!!

clnmike January 27, 2009 at 12:19 AM

Yous see how semipro's name keep popping up with you?


Amber ♥. January 27, 2009 at 3:42 AM




Eb the Celeb January 27, 2009 at 7:50 AM

@Miss BB - SSsssssshhh.. I'm with you but dont tell nobody...lol

lmao @ jay_fever - yay i get cool points for even the possibility

@clnmike - i hate chu soooooooooo much....lol... this long a$$ post and that's all you can pick out... seriously I am soooooo over it... I just had a lame wanting attn moment.

Ms. Lovely January 27, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Eb i'm so used to seeing you with short hair that I didn't even know that was you..Ok so I never saw the big deal about Dwayne Wade..he annoys me for some reason and he looks like he has STDs! LOL

LOL@Semipro riding your bra-strap...dontchu just love to make them jealous?! I know i do

Brothers Blog January 28, 2009 at 5:31 PM

lmao @ a dude performing the motor boat.

LOL @ your caption for the pic of sasha and bush.

Mocha' January 30, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Your caption for the picture with Michelle and Sasha is too funny!

The gangta picture of Michelle and Barack is too cute! I love them!

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