I've been feeling some kind of way lately. The old skool added to the RBW playlist reflects it somewhat.

I won Usher's fragrance for women from BGG's site a couple weeks ago. Just wanted to give her a quick shout.Here I am splashing myself with it last night before I went out and it smells really good. I'm not big on perfumes because they are too strong, so I tend to wear oils instead but its really soft.
I just realized... after taking this picture, that I love my profile. My lashes, my cute little nose with the slight snarl in my nostrils, and that bottom lip. From this angle my cheeks don't look as fat either. My neck looks extremely thin too. I might have to start taking all my pics in profile from now on instead of the tilted head.

So Badboy, the one who I never talk about here because he ain't important at all, called saying he was in the neighborhood yet again last monday and could he stop by. It was early this time around 7pm so I was like sure... I was just going to order some food and watch the game anyway so it wasn't a big deal. When he was at my block he called and asked if I wanted anything from the store. I said a vitamin water. Do you know this nig walked in my house with food but when he stopped at the food place he didn't ask me if I wanted anything. Everybody that knows me know that I like to eat. I will eat when I ain't even hungry. I was hot he came over without no food for me. That's just rude to come over someone's house and eat in their face. Then he said, "We about to sit here and watch football?" I almost turned into the exorcist. This nig said he don't watch football. So he is officially not even close to being a possibility. I can't chill with no dude that don't like football. I mean what is wrong with you? So prolly the last time he will get a mention here.

Am I the only one out there watching Zane, the Sex Chronicles on Cinemax. This is about to be my new favorite show. Laila Odom is my favorite, she plays Anna Marie, a comedian. I caught the end of an episode Wed night and then watched it on demand from the beginning. Granted the men aren't as cute as I would like them to be but their bodies are banging.. hmmmm...
Anyway, watch the videos below to meet the ladies. I'm sure all my RBW's out there will be able to relate to one of the characters or 2...lol

So now my 3 favorite shows right now are The Game, Housewives of ATL, and Zane

I'm sad about not being able to pick up the phone and call my brother whenever I feel like it. He does have access to a computer while in Kuwait, so all I get is messages via myspace. He would kill me for posting this pic of him looking crazy... but it makes me laugh and keeps my spirits high so I'm doing it anyway.

Love you and miss you Deuce. Crazy... his 21st birthday is on December 31st. The birthday that you long for. Being officially legal, and he will be spending it over there. It's just not right.

I am sooooooooooooo looking forward to going home for thanksgiving... my nephews are getting so big... now they are both at the age where I can really terrorize them... love you Hayden and Jayden...

OK so my mom is a Manager at Victoria's Secret. Has been for I would say like 4 or 5 years now. So to say the least I have gotten used to the free stuff, hook-ups, etc. I mean my bra and panty collection is out of control. Do you know this chick called me a week ago to tell me she was leaving. I swear my body starting having convulsions. I might cry if I walk in a store and have to pay $46 for a bra that I'm used to getting for half price. Not to mention she gets discounts at Express and a couple other stores... ugh... I was not happy. I told her she had to think about the family, I mean she has 3 grown daughters. She told her boss what I said to her when she gave them her 2 weeks notice and guess what... she said well what do we have to do to get you to stay. So she asked for more money, what the new job she got was offering and at least 2 sundays off so she could go to church. So yay... my mom is staying at Victoria's Secret. I am too happy!

Do you have your Halloween costume yet? I have mine... I'm being cupid... and haven't lost not any (I know that's not proper english but this is my blog and I can speak how I want) of the 12 pounds I needed to look super sexy in the damn thing so who knows what kind of flab will be hanging out of the sides. Anyway, 2 weeks from tonight its going down... the Halloween Party you don't want to miss... make sure you RSVP
"I am ready for love, why are you hiding from me" - India Arie


E. Christian Wallace October 17, 2008 at 4:32 AM

Randomnation indeed....I don't have too much to say, but homie should be cut for not mentioning the food..let alone not wanting to watch the game.

dc_speaks October 17, 2008 at 7:26 AM

stopping through to say what up with you?


have a great time when you go home.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon October 17, 2008 at 7:33 AM

Congrats on the win.

That was very rude.
At this moment I am done with men. . .badboy or good man. Tired much. (at least for the next 8 months).

Handsome nephews.

Oh it is on. . .I am going to be a goth fairy. Pictures will be posted.

MP October 17, 2008 at 7:40 AM

AH Badboy is a lame! Who does that? Selfish bastard.

Your nephews are cute enough to bake in a pie and eat!

Hmmm... I may just have to check out this Zane show but really don't need anything to get me more hot than I have been lately!!!

MzInspiredMind81 October 17, 2008 at 8:22 AM

1. Ummm a dude who don't watch football and is ignorant enough to come to your spot and eat in your face, without asking did you want anything???(Hell to da nah ala cracked out Whitney Houston)

2. I have heard SOME THANGS bout Zane's show! Lawd, just reading the books gets me going so actually "seeing it" ohhhh weeeee.

3. I caught Housewives of ATL on the fly and omg that is my newest addiction now! I LOVE IT! Whose your favorite character so far? I don't really care for Lisa or Sheree for some reason.

4. My brother is in the military too. He's 22 now. He spent his 21st
birthday in the desert too. I miss him soooooooo much an wish I could talk to him on the daily like we used to. SIGH.

5. Your nephews are tooooo cute!

6. As for VS, I know what you mean. My BFF from high school is in HR for VS, so I know all to well about that 40% discount! I told her that we will FIGHT if she ever leaves VS w/out giving me ample notice! LMAO

7. Don't have a halloween costume yet. Don't know if I'll get one. I wouldn't mind being a lady cop. Mrs Officer...weee ohhh weee

Jada October 17, 2008 at 8:43 AM

WOW, I don't believe I know any guys that DON'T like to watch football...would be a little leery if I did.

And I caught the Zane show on Cinemax the other night. Quite interesting as I've read the books. The character that actually plays 'ZANE'...yup that would be me. Discreet and classy in public...but behind closed doors. Anyways, I'm curious to see what the next few episodes would be like.

Your nephews are adorable! I keep trying to get my bro to get married and have some but he won't...and I don't want him having any with that heffa he with now anyway.

Congrats on your win!

laughing808 October 17, 2008 at 10:18 AM

If he came in with no food for me, he'd have to leave......no if, and's or bones about it. That's just plain rude as all get out!

Ok, so you got a hook-up at Vicky's but don't share? How rude.....LOL

Zane has a show? What channel?

E2Deep October 17, 2008 at 10:19 AM

LMAO @ bad boy, he just keeps messing up.
That zane clips...I'm actually afraid of watching those clips because I'm at work and the gov't has eyes!
I cant hate on the discounts, I make sure if one of my friends are looking for a job that I talk them in to working somewhere I like shopping lol

Queen of My Castle October 17, 2008 at 10:43 AM

I love that Indie Arie song. It's one of my faves along with Brown Skin.

Your nephews are total cuties!!!!!

My prayers are with your brother and I hope you guys do it BIG for him when he comes home.

VS is what's up. I could spend almost an entire paycheck there, from the shoes and clothes to the undies, but I am shocked that their boot game isn't all that vicious this year :-(

The Jaded NYer October 17, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Badboy has no manners; if you're visiting ANYONE, you don't show up with food just for yourself, just like you don't have company over and eat in their face w/out offering... just no home training!

*waves* buh-bye Badboy... you freakin loser...

and your nephews are just asking for me to squeeze their cute little faces!! I love 'em at that age!

Sorry but I will not be in attendence at the Halloween party... I've never been into the whole dressing up/celebrating Halloween thing. But I sure can't wait to see this cupid outfit, 'cause I'm sure you're exaggerating about the "flab"

enjoy your weekend!

iCandy21 October 17, 2008 at 11:04 AM

omg ur nephews are too adorable!! i cant wait for my sister and her husband to pop a few rugrats out...ill be the best aunt, i know it!

as for ol' boy not bringin u no food. he knew he was triflin for that, and i woulda took some of his shit!

Anonymous October 17, 2008 at 11:11 AM

What? Came through the crib with a meal and didn't bring you any? And he doesn't watch football? What planet is this cat from?

Haven't been able to catch Zane's show yet, but I'll have to make an effort to check it out. I'm addicted to The Game too! That show is so serious!

Anonymous October 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM

How rude of Badboy. You don't walk into someone house with food without offering if they wanted some. Especially if it's a female you trying to holla at. I would had to kick him out after saying he doesn't watch football.

Your nephews are adorable. I want to kidnap them.

I don't have Cinemax.

I'm not going to a Halloween party this year so no costume for me.

Anonymous October 17, 2008 at 11:12 AM

Love "You" by Tweet. Liked her first cd better but this is one of my favorites from her second one.

poison.ivy October 17, 2008 at 11:32 AM

the babies are soo cute!!!

makes me want one

ohh...cupid...thats vute
have fun!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T October 17, 2008 at 11:50 AM

your brother is a fine young man - good look have a gr8 weekend

and i dont have cable

Brown Girl Gumbo October 17, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Thanks so much for the shout out!! I''m so glad you like your perfume! Sorry for the delay! LOL :-)

Have a great weekend!

Kryssy October 17, 2008 at 12:56 PM

ooh wee!!! That Mary J. song (PMS) used to be my JAM!!!

Anywhoo...what kind of dude doesn't like FOOTBALL??? Especially 'our' COWBOYS!!!! The audacity!

I agree, the Housewives of ATL is my show!!! I havent gotten to see ZANE's show though =(

Sexxy Luv October 17, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Your brother is a cutie and a brave man, my prayers are with the family.

the nephews are adorable! they are boys so they are going to give you a run for your money. lol

VS should be shot for making me fork over so much money for all the cute and sexxy stuff they have!

Eb the Celeb October 17, 2008 at 1:13 PM

@ EC. Wallace - Cut indeed... see what happens when you try to give lame dudes a chance

@DC - heeeeeeyy, its been a while... thx for checking me

@Sharon - Cant wait to see the pics!

@mzinspired - cop would be hawt!

@jada - yeah he tried to clean it up after he said it with he just dont have time to watch tv cuz he works so much... hell no nig... you said you dont watch football...

@super dave - ha... i saw it in the editing tool and had to throw it in there

@laughing808 - best believe I chewed his ass out good... to the point where he was offering me some of it... and I was like I don't want your food... ugh... I had planned on ordering some pizza and wings for us to watch the game together... that's why you cant be nice to lames

@e2deep - lol... the clips aren't that bad... just put some headphones on while listening

@queen - that is one of my fav india arie songs... and my fav video by her

@jaded nyer - If I have to drag ya tail all the way from bk on your bike I will... to help you pick out your costume.. and will drag you kicking and screaming to the party...lol

icandy - being auntie is the best because you can spend as much time with em as you want and then give em back

@skinny - he's from Cali... dont know if that has anything to do with it though, and that night I found out he was muslim so that wasn't going to work out anyway

@southern gal - its so funny because I was just about to get cinemax cut off because I dont want anything on it EVER. now they done got me!

@poison ivy - I've been kinda wanting one too lately... but I know that would cramp my style too much... so I'll just act like the nephews are mine while I'm home and I'm sure the feeling will go away after a couple days with them...lol

@BGG - thank you so much... you have a great weekend too

@kryssy - what do you make of our current situation... pacman has been sent to a alcohol treatment center, felix is out for 3-4 weeks with a hamstring, Romo out at least 4 weeks with the pinky even though reports are saying he is practicing and saying he is ready to go for sunday, we just picked up Roy Williams from the Lions, there is just too damn much going on with this team this past week. I dont know what the hell is going to happen on sunday.

@Sexxyluv - exactly... that's why my mama cant quit... I would be dead broke as much as I am up in there if I didn't have her discount

Monique October 17, 2008 at 1:50 PM

I think myheart dropped for you when you said your mom was leaving VS. Who does that? It's not...natural. That's like the ultimate woman's hookup.

I have my costume. Going as Foxy Brown. Hellz yea!

karrie b. October 17, 2008 at 2:29 PM

yes heffa, karrie muthafuckin b. will be in the building halloween. i'm coming as a cunty ass nurse. cant wait...


clnmike October 17, 2008 at 2:36 PM

Lol, he didnt bring you anything to eat?

That n$^#@6 is bold as hell.

Monie October 17, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Ugh, Badboy...loser alert.

And um...am I the only one that thinks your brother is cute as hell?! LOL

The boys are super cute as well.

A.M. October 17, 2008 at 3:25 PM

doing some hw so will be sure to be back and read the entire blog entry but I luv ya hair cut..it's supa dupa okay

faith October 17, 2008 at 3:42 PM

I'm glad Badboy is a done deal. No food for me and you don't like football? what type of dude are you? ugh. that woulda pissed me off. Anyways, your nephew's are too freakin' cute!

A Go Bytch October 17, 2008 at 4:39 PM

girl what was that squirt squirt? Paris Hilton? Hmmm... I can barely read this purple writing lady!

go b

YoungBlackBeauty October 17, 2008 at 5:02 PM

I would have been hot if a nigga came to my crib eating and didn't ask me if I wanted something. So I guess it was cheaper at the store than the restaurant huh?

I Wish I can come to ur party! My city is lame, all the costume parties are really for the white folx. UGH!

I'm so mad I don't ever get Cinemax but Im happy they gave my gurl a show, They need to make a movie out of Addicted. That would be hot!

Eb the Celeb October 17, 2008 at 5:54 PM

@monique - Foxy brown... that's gone be hawt

@karrie - I can't wait to see ya cuntified azz... it seems like its been forever

@clnmike - I know right

@monie - ol' lawd... girl he is a cutie... and its a blessing that he doesn't know it.. if I had a conceited lil brother IDK what I would do

@A.M. - thx girlie... and book first

@go bytch - no its Usher's perfume... damn is the purple hard to read? that's why I did it dark so it wouldnt be a prob

@youngblackbeauty - girl I was too hot.. because I was going to be nice and order us some pizza and wings when he got there and he came with food and only for himself... girl I talked ish on that for a minute...

Anonymous October 17, 2008 at 9:06 PM

love this random list.

my birthday is dec 30th! holla at deuce for me.

girrrrrll, i did not know that zane is now on tv? get the fuggoutahere! i read all her books. thanks for the word up girlie. you're the best.

ooh and cupid sounds popping for halloween. i might cop that.

Ms. Bar B: October 18, 2008 at 1:50 AM

Ok, wait a minute. Your mother needs to adopt me so that I can utilize that discount too gosh darn it!! Booty shorts and lace please!! LOL.

Cupid sounds like its gonna be cute. Girl, you betta embrace that muffin top, I sure in the hell have =)

Complicated Melody October 18, 2008 at 8:27 AM

Wait wait wait..Zane has a show on Cinemax?..Damn me and my non-premium channel cabel having ass! LOL I got annoyed with nothing being on once and took it all off. Cute pics of your brother. I pray he is safe. Too many of our loved ones are over there :(

Turn me up a lil October 18, 2008 at 9:00 AM

why oh why did I cancel my cinemax subscription!

and that proile pic with the new perfume is really nice...Kudos for keepin the short hair in tact.

T.C. October 18, 2008 at 7:33 PM

i am totally diggin this...if only i could pull myself together to write out some of my random thoughts as well...
you'll look just GREAT in your custom i am sure of it...and you can lose it in two weeks if you are strict with you diet and exercise everyday...but yea...i need to do the same and as we speak i am waiting on my brother so that we can get something to eat...LOL...

mp1 v.8.0 October 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM

great Monday night game, wasn't it? lol

So vicky looked out for ya mom. That's good stuff. especially for you. look a you being all selfishminded and stuff! lol

E. Christian Wallace October 19, 2008 at 4:15 PM

@mp1 v.8.0: I loved it. Go Browns!

Eb the Celeb October 19, 2008 at 4:30 PM

@emeritus - I literally had some lingerie with hearts on it that I have never worn and had for like 3 years... a gift from somebody who wasn't anybody who thought getting me lingerie was going to give him a chance to see me in some... so lame and uummm NOPE... I literally started with that and then got accessories to accentuate it... I cant wait... even with the extra pounds

@complicated melody & turn me up - I was literally about to get max cut off because I didn't watch anything on it... glad I didn't

@TC - yeah the strict diet thing is the problem... I loves to eat...lol

@mp1 - I wasn't being selfishminded... I was thinking about my 2 sisters too...lol

@EC wallace - fudge the browns!

Pajnstl October 19, 2008 at 9:00 PM

awww look at those babies!! SO cute!

RealHustla October 19, 2008 at 11:13 PM

Your brother is the luckiest guy in the world. When he gets home, he gets to party with Eb the Celeb.

Video Vix[o]n October 20, 2008 at 5:51 AM

-i see what you mean about the side profile, it does look good. I can see it as a natural silouhette.

-i'm not a football fan, but for you, i'd pretend, lol.

-hope that ya bro in Kuwait is doing okay. do it up at that Halloween party. i'll be working that night, but I should had some vid of people's costumes. do it up.

princessdominique October 20, 2008 at 8:53 AM

I don't know there is just something ewwwwww about the housewives of ATL to me. Sorry. As a hardworking woman myself there is only one woman I have seen on the show who is working, the rest are looking for a 7 figure baller to foot the bill, not cool. I have a post coming.

Eb the Celeb October 20, 2008 at 9:55 AM

@realhustla - awee that made my day

@video v - OMG, you just lost a cool point not liking football...still got love 4 ya tho

@princess D - I like the show... I think people are looking too far deep into it... it was the same way when white people are on it so we shouldnt look at is as if they are trying to say black women just want to marry ballers and sit on their ass... that's just the premise of the show... 3 of the 5 women actually have jobs and work even though they dont show it much... Sheree has her own business even though they show her as being snobby... you know that's how money makes you, Eric Snow's wife runs their foundation that has raised millions of dollars for the underprivileged, and I help out with some athlete foundations on the side and it is hella work organizing those things... and Lisa does real estate as they show. But um what they didn't show was that she has 2 boys with Keith Sweat. That's the ex that she was talking about did her wrong. I just found out that info, and he wouldn't sign the waiver to have the boys on the show so that's why you never see them. Crazy!

But I have no idea what that damn NeNe and the white lady do all day. Maybe as the shows progresses it will actually show them working as well.

Ashylee October 20, 2008 at 1:59 PM

You are too funny... Badboy needs to be shot. Paul doesnt even come home without food unless i tell him i don't want anything. And it will just be Hayden and I this year for thanksgiving... they won't give Paul the days off... Losers!

Ms. Liryc October 21, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Hey Eb, haven't been by in a while, read this and thought I'd leave a comment. First off, Badboy needs to step. I feel you, I cannot hang with a guy who isn't into sports. Sunday afternoons and Monday nights are dedicated to the NFL, and after the games its SPORTS CENTER for highlights and what not, if you can't get with that then there's a problem and you're not meant for me or you'll just have to really fake it. I just have to be able to talk sports with you, boxing, basketball, baseball, criquet...SOMETHING!!! And then add to the fact that he's not into football dude walks into the crib with no eats for you.. HELL NO! He has gots to go! (<--notice english)


God bless your brother. May he fight the good fight and come home to family that loves and cares for him.

Your nephew's are just too cute. Absolutely adorable..

And wipe your brow, thank God mommy got her raise, cause lord knows Vickie's is no jokes with their prices. Saves you so much.

Enjoy the rest of your week.


dejanae October 21, 2008 at 12:52 PM

aww@the babies
ill see u there
aint sure what im gon be yet but
cme on now
u know its gon be gangsta

how is that rsvp thing gon work?
my name and all the folk im bringin or
get back to me

Cat October 23, 2008 at 8:26 PM

Is the zane series any good? I didn't care for the books too much.

suga October 30, 2008 at 3:36 PM

I'm hella late, but I only have one question anyway:

What kinda grown ass man doesnt want to watch football?

And who comes to another person's house with food only for themselves. Ridiculous!

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