I relapsed...and it feels oh so good

re·lapse [v. ri-laps; n. ri-laps, ree-laps]

to fall or slip back into a former state, practice, etc.

Yup I fell back, tooted that thang up and let him slip right back into my sweet juices

Ugh... I was doing good too... I think it had been like 3 months since we last indulged

I needed that though, I needed him

And I was horny...hell, and he was looking so damn scrumptulous... big chocolate hunk of a man that he is

I was vulnerable, seeing him made me weak in the knees and I didn't even want to be strong

I wanted a piece of him and I got it

So this has nothing to do with him, it was all about me... getting what I needed at the time

And at this very moment I have no regrets

Why can't a chick just want to get hers every now and then

Semipro is going to be the death of me

Song of the moment - Usher "Do it to me" because I swear this was playing in our heads when we saw each other... so much damn sexual tension that has now been released.

Do it to me
I wanna feel you touch my body baby, body baby
Do it to me
I guarantee you won’t regret it
let me set it out like you ain’t never had it
Do it to me
I want you to grab me talk to me
tell me how do you like it
when do you want it
when you all up on it boo
Do it to me
I’m gonna give it to you
I’m gonna make this a night to remember

[Verse 2:]
Watchin’ you work the stick in the ride
the motion how you move from 3rd to 5
And imagine what it’s gon’ be once we get inside
And you put that ooh wee on me and you work me the same way
boo I can’t wait
I’m tired of thinkin’ about it, speakin’ about it,
baby it’s time to be about it,
turn off the lights, tear off your clothes, jump in the bed, and let it flow.
The Squeezin' holdin’ bitin’ scratchin’ spankin’ screamin’ pullin’ my hair
when you need me everything goes…baby when you…

So long I waited for this night to get inside you
look in your eyes and tell you baby take me I’m yours
And if you feel anything like I feel
by the end of the night I’m certain you’ll be screamin’ for more
I 'm gonna do anything and everything to your body
till you break down can’t take no more
From the bed to the floor, to the top of the stairs you gon’ get it baby
please please…ooh DO IT TO ME…


Anonymous October 2, 2008 at 10:44 AM

But a chick CAN just want to get hers every now & then...it's our prerogative.:)

kay* October 2, 2008 at 10:45 AM

relapses. tell me about it.
girl - you just crack me up.

Super Dave Van Buren October 2, 2008 at 10:47 AM

This is whats called a win-win situation.

PhlyyGirl October 2, 2008 at 10:56 AM

LOL@ Dave, but I agree.
You know what was playing in my head while I was reading [Andre]Fuck that. I was drunk, it was my birthday, AND I LIKED IT[/3000]
Yousa beautiful grown ass woman. Get yours!

And maybe sneak one in for me. *sigh*
Then again, my text is going off, maybe not...

She W0rd Hustlez October 2, 2008 at 11:01 AM

Girl I'm not even mad at you. I am glad you feel better.

Lady~Daydreamer October 2, 2008 at 11:05 AM

Guuurrrlll...sometimes that is what you need. That is your right as a woman! ;o)

Jada October 2, 2008 at 11:06 AM

Lol. I relapsed myself recently after over a year and a half. Now I want some more, so I ain't even mad at cha girl. Do You!

The Jaded NYer October 2, 2008 at 11:14 AM

girl don't worry... we should all be so lucky! get yours...

ToshaRenelle October 2, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Damn, Eb...where's your willpower!? Just kidding...

You gotta do what you gotta do!

ShellyShell October 2, 2008 at 11:22 AM

Been there done that! Sometime you just have to get yours!! I ain't mad at cha!

ShAé - ShAé October 2, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Why am I hearing Diddy in my mind going, "Take dat, take dat, take dat?"

Sometimes you need a good relapse... or two.

Nina October 2, 2008 at 11:25 AM

say it aint so!!!

lol...go on girl....

sometimes, you need just need to

fall off the wagon....

MzInspiredMind81 October 2, 2008 at 11:26 AM

The crazy thing about this..

I swear on my life, I have that print over my bed..

Girl, ain't NOTHING wrong w/ getting "ours" sometimes...woo chile!

Sass October 2, 2008 at 11:26 AM

lmao! didn't we just discuss him last week lol..hell yeah you can get yours! we discussed that too..when u need it u need it

Mr.Slish October 2, 2008 at 11:27 AM

Ummm How come we didn't get the details...I want details dammit...How did it go down...You forget I'm nosy...lol

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts October 2, 2008 at 11:31 AM

Alright now! That's what I'm talking about. Get yours darlin.

WiZ October 2, 2008 at 11:41 AM

yeah. what about the details. lol

Ms. Minnie October 2, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Hey...I'm not mad at you girl

Girls got needs too! :)

Beautifully.Conjured.Up October 2, 2008 at 12:02 PM

Hey, you have to do what you have to do...nothing wrong with it.

Eb the Celeb October 2, 2008 at 12:02 PM

its funny how all the women are giving me big up and all the men are nosy as all hell wanting more info

so here is how it went down

he text me what I was doing

I texted back that I was at a party for VH1's hip hop honors and that he should come thru

he said cool... he came thru... looking finer than I think I have ever saw his ass... told me he wasn't really in the party mood so he wasn't going to stay long...

I said nah you should stay and try to get me drunk

he said I'm already horny, so that may cause problems

I said, I don't see a problem

He took me home so that we didn't get on some Usher ish and be making love in the club...lol

@mzinspired - girl I love WAK... I have his Light my Fire painted over my bed

Kayos October 2, 2008 at 12:04 PM

If you got it, flaunt it!

Ain't a damn thing wrong with it.

Love the WAK painting. He has great artwork.

poison.ivy October 2, 2008 at 12:12 PM

if i had a nickel for every time i relapsed!!!

nikki October 2, 2008 at 12:29 PM

and this is why i just gave you the honest blogger award. i wonder what other truths you gonna tell?!?

oh, and i'm glad you got yours. i'm *this* close to getting mine too!

Seven October 2, 2008 at 12:35 PM

LMAO! You sound like me. My slip up was last Friday with Firefighter. Gurl...I have been thinking about that thing since our blow up. I don't know what to do with myself now because I'm so wanting that again...over and over and over again. ***long sigh***

RealHustla October 2, 2008 at 12:54 PM

Aw, gurl please. I seen this sitiation coming from a mile away. It was just a matter of time.

Question is, was this just a one time thing or is the relationship back on.

NaturallyAlise October 2, 2008 at 12:57 PM

I so understand the relapse... I have a poem about that I will post one of these days that touches on that exact feeling/doing/enjoying..

Andre October 2, 2008 at 12:58 PM

when the lurst calls, you have to answer....nothing was given up at all, it was a thank you, you're welcome situation- as Kanye would say.

Charles October 2, 2008 at 1:07 PM

So, are ya'll gonna finally 'talk' about the realness?? I guess once you do that it won't be so much of a guilty pleasure...

I mean, yeah it would be, but you wouldn't have to feel guilty and feel like you 'relapsed', you know? But, what do I know...do what you do...

Dude must have magical powers, damn...

Eb the Celeb October 2, 2008 at 1:22 PM

@nikki- thx girl... and go on head and get yours!

@realhustla - daaanng... why you always coming over here calling me out...lol... I was strong... for the whole summer... fall hit and I don't know why all that just plummeted so fast

definitely a one time thing. I am OK with things not advancing with us. Before I wrecked my brain trying to figure out why he wasn't acting right but now I'm in a place where I am working on me and I really dont care too much anymore

@Charles - Probably not... its funny because my roommate was out with me and was in the car on our way home... She straight got in his ass the whole ride home. Like ya'll know ya'll like each other... I dont even know why ya'll just work it out... Semipro what's up, why you and my girl aint hanging no more, I aint seen you in a minute. She was straight grilling him the whole way home. It was so awkward... his answers were interesting. I think he said more to her than he has ever said to me.

So part of me that makes the list of pro's and cons of him.. there aren't that many cons but they are big cons... so if Mr. Ruff and Tuff was willing to compromise I can see us being a team but I don't see that happening.

And he does NOT have magical powers...lol! He's just sexy as hell. Physically he is my perfect type so its hard to deny him. Extremely hard!

Ness October 2, 2008 at 1:28 PM

You go girl!! :)
We all relapse from time to time... :) but there's nothing wrong w/ it..... :)

IntrospectiveGoddess October 2, 2008 at 1:53 PM

I say get yours as long as you know that the good good is all he may be good for.....just keep him as a jumpoff cuz he aint ready for nothing else

luvinyounow October 2, 2008 at 2:27 PM

I'm happy for you! Sometimes a relapse can be a good thing.

I'm wishing it was me lol.

clnmike October 2, 2008 at 2:35 PM

lol, you act like it's a bad thing, lol.

Carmen Renee October 2, 2008 at 2:59 PM

Girl, you got me lookin at my cell right now ready to break down and call my "indulgence"!!!


iCandy21 October 2, 2008 at 2:59 PM

get it honey, get it! oww oww oww!! lol

1/3 October 2, 2008 at 3:01 PM

LOL I know how relapses go. As long as your heart dont get all confused with the physical closeness then I say its not a bad thing. but im with charles and your friend. Yall need to quit playing!! lol well he needs to anyway...

Obama Mama October 2, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Girl, I feel you. It happens sometimes. And I bet it was like the greatest thing you've ever done. lol.

Melody.Darlene October 2, 2008 at 3:42 PM

there is NOTHING wrong with that!! if ur doin it for YOU then more power to you! why add a new man onto "the list" (cuz u know good and well we all have one) when u can just get a quick fix from someone already on it. u wanted some, u got urs, ur good. period. now if it were HIM that wanted some and u gave in, thats different. feel me?!

Anonymous October 2, 2008 at 3:45 PM

LMAO... u kill me... all i can say is.. if u know a good man who can hit it right... go for it..

Lady Cameleon October 2, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Im Baaaaccccccckkkkk........Man that chemistry be going hard!!! Some people just do it for you....now you just gotta watch your emotions seeing as he is not your man....

Ms.Honey October 2, 2008 at 3:48 PM

Hey everyonce in a while its never about them...it's all about what we want and need..so glad you got to release homie LOL...I'm sure you feel much better now :)

Anonymous October 2, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Girrrlllll. Relapses are not always bad.

Anonymous October 2, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Oooweee girl. I am not mad at you.

Sometimes it really is all about gettin some of that good. Helps to relieve the stress.

karrie b. October 2, 2008 at 4:22 PM

well atleast 1 of us is gettin some dack.


Eb the Celeb October 2, 2008 at 5:09 PM

@melody - you sound like my roommate. She said to me when I was in the club and trying to be strong... she was like do it... and just dont call him after... wait for him to call you and you have the power... make him feel like you just used him for dick... and that's basically what I was thinking in my head anyway... just gotta make sure I don't get the urge to call him now... ugh the games we play...lol

G-Sweet October 2, 2008 at 5:30 PM

aint nothin wrong wit tha, u a grown woman out here.

we all have relapses, shit i need a lil relapse in my life...


lmao @ tooted it up

Miss Mika October 2, 2008 at 6:16 PM

Physical chemistry is a beast!!!
But as long as you are comfortable with how things are going and what may be or not be, girl do your thizang.

Miss Toya October 2, 2008 at 6:29 PM

As comical as this entry is...it very well could've been a post in my blog. *gasp*

Hey..you were doing you (and well him too)!! You go girl!!!

Mimi October 2, 2008 at 6:33 PM

Aint nuthin wrong with a 'lil relapse, lol...I just had one the other day after five months, so I'm definitely feeling you. Just trying to make sure I keep the upper hand :/

Kryssy October 2, 2008 at 6:40 PM


I'm glad SOMEONE's getting some! lol
(5 months and counting... *le'sigh*) =)

DiamondsR4eva October 2, 2008 at 6:46 PM

I love that u said u tooted that thang up lol

Do it to me is the jam....I miss pre Tameka Usher Raymond IV

At least your relapse was a positive experience, look at the sunny side of life :-)

Rich October 2, 2008 at 7:08 PM

the guilty pleasure strikes again.

Gorgeous Geek October 2, 2008 at 7:19 PM

Omg, i feel you so. I relapsed so many times its not funny. So I don't even say what I am not going to do anymore, cuz a girl does have needs so why deny myself?


GLADITSNIGHT.COM October 2, 2008 at 7:34 PM


Eb the Celeb October 2, 2008 at 8:08 PM

@mika - girl you dont even know the half... he is so damn sexy I just want to bite him... especially his back muscles, and chest, and his man part is just so damn cute when its fully erect.. OK let me stop before I be calling him to come back over tonight...lol

@mimi - upperhand indeed

@diamonds - I miss pre-tameka ush too (sigh)

@rich - go ahead and say ya told me so... realhustla already did

@gladitsnight - he doesnt know I have a blog... or at least I dont think so... I've never told him about it... so he better not be reading

The F$%K it List October 2, 2008 at 8:49 PM

Hell no I ain't mad at ya! In my best Tupac voice.

It's sometimes a must, so you got yours he got his and life moves on.

And oohh yeah that was Usher at his best.

Big Cheekz October 2, 2008 at 9:55 PM

wow gurl! LOL high five to u. glad it was worth it. we all have our weak moments.

-::brown sugar::- October 2, 2008 at 11:51 PM

hey...get yours. who said you couldn't...

more power to you.

Luvvie (aka Queen IG) October 2, 2008 at 11:54 PM

Gurl aint nuthin wrong w/ gettin urs!!

Ms. Bar B: October 3, 2008 at 2:05 AM

Don't stop get it get it, lol.

12kyle October 3, 2008 at 7:22 AM

you and semipro??? *sigh* you don't listen to ya big brutha, do you? lol

but i ain't mad at you for squeezing one off. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MP October 3, 2008 at 8:28 AM

LMAO i aint even mad at you!!!

Get yours! We have needs too!

Lina October 3, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Sometimes you gotta sit that pride aside to get what you want...ask me how I know?

Glad you got what you need!!

MISS*Petite October 3, 2008 at 12:45 PM

lmbo!!! get urs girl...thas jus the bad girl in u...

Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B October 3, 2008 at 5:21 PM

Dont stress it. We all relapse. But you can get "clean" again. Just stay far from temptation and occupy your time.

Good luck.

G. Mo October 3, 2008 at 9:12 PM

It's aiiiight... the Cowboys lost to the muhf****n Redskins!! I did some relapsing myself this week... cuz being at the game in Texas was quite painful for me.

Glennisha Morgan October 4, 2008 at 5:09 PM

As long as it was about you and not all about him...

Sadiqua P October 5, 2008 at 12:17 AM

does it count as a relapse if you "plan ahead"? i want to relapse. i want to relapse BAD...

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K. October 7, 2008 at 12:15 AM

this is tricky b/c you're feeling him on more than just a physical level. as long as you don't set urself up thinking/hoping/wishing things will change or that he'll start treating you differently than he has been then it's all good, i guess.

Monique October 7, 2008 at 9:34 AM

Backsliding! LOL Hey, you got it out your system and kept it moving.

princessdominique October 7, 2008 at 10:42 AM

Ha! How did I miss this post! Get the book!

Sexxy Luv October 7, 2008 at 12:55 PM

girl i completly understand....i do! :)

Blah Blah Blah October 8, 2008 at 7:51 PM

Men are yucky and not good for you....
Or so I have been told.

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