I'll be a playstation... The Random Gentle Sex Master

Thanks to my girlfriend in the windy city introspective goddess... I did this hot little quiz that was right on point with how I am and even gave me a little boost to brush the dirt of my shoulders...lol

Here are my results and you can click on the link to check yours out

The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

The Playstation
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
Your exact female opposite:
The Priss
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)
Consider: Anyone else
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - singles | Dating

Now don't judge me, because I would never go there, but when you get some good loving your mind starts wandering places it shouldn't. So in the back of my mind I was thinking about the men who could Cyber get it. Here are my top 5 men that can cyber get it all kinds of ways if I was the type of chick that traveled to their cities to get some ass... yeah there are some blog ladies out there like that...SMH!

1. Mr. Socialight - First of all he's a cutie, second he has a playlist on his blog that has you wondering what he throws on when your getting down with the get down, and then when he feels compelled to post a verse... his words are like silk. He makes giving head sound like your winning the lottery. He could definitely cyber get it.

2. Mr. Slish - Sorry Shawnla, but if I was that type of homewrecking chick. Slish could get it. Just because he's so damn tough and run off at the mouth all the time. Every chick has this headstrong inner voice that tells her she could be the one to tame the man and I could have him drinking my bath water with his shit talking ass. (See now you done made me cuss, I have been pretty good lately, and am actually trying to stop but see what Slish will bring out in you)

3. Eclectik Relaxation - Off the dime lines alone he could cyber get it. Not to mention he has a better fashion sense than me and I could talk to him about anything. He just seems to be in touch with the female spirit more than any other straight man I know so it just seems like the loving would be the bomb diggity. I think a while back too he said he ain't packing the biggest package so that means he has to work in other factors to make sure your satisfied and I am all for the working in other factors....lol.

4. The Champ of VSB - I've never even seen a pic of the man and he can cyber get it. Part of being a candidate of "cyber getting it" is being able to make love with words. Whether intelligent or freaky, he just has a way about him that yes... he could cyber get it.

5. The Bully - Just because he's big sexy chocolate... he looks shorter than my usual type in his pictures but he has that defensive back type of build that I go for. Plus he's always talking about what he does with this chick and that chick and swearing he can lay the thang down and tear it out the frame so I'd cyber give him the chance to show and prove. He looks like the type of dude that would pick me up and have me in the air hopping across the kitchen floor like Ving Rhames did in the movie Baby Boy and then drinking up all the kool-aid...lol

Bonus - Sorry Sha Boogie, I'd cyber give it to Snappy. I know that's your boo so I hope you don't mind me entertaining the thought, and I know he doesn't even blog, but the way you talk about ya'll antics always has me cracking up... that time when he came home drunk and was peeing in the corner still has me dying laughing to this day. I just hope me and my boo when I get me one have as much fun as you and him do... so that's why Snappy gets an honorary cyber get it.

Now don't try to play me like I'm the only one out here having a thought every now and again... Name in the comments someone who you feel could cyber get it!


Lina October 27, 2008 at 12:40 PM

We must be feeling a little frisky...these posts back to back.

Im a playstation too...Intro got down when she posted that quiz.

I don't read many men so I guess I would say Swag and Andre. (I hope you didn't want a link)

Oh and trust Im stalking the page cause I want to see what the people are going to say.

nikki October 27, 2008 at 12:42 PM


those the only cats i read on the regular that would have me pulling the panties down.

Eb the Celeb October 27, 2008 at 12:51 PM

@lina - good loving have you thinking bout ish for days I guess... lol

@nikki - damn I forgot about CLNMIKE... yeah he can get it too... even though I dont have enough ass and titties for him though... if he would cyber have me... I'd cyber have his ass too...lol

karrie b. October 27, 2008 at 1:03 PM

"Sorry Sha Boogie, I'd cyber give it to Snappy. I know that's your boo so I hope you don't mind me entertaining the thought"

if i were sha boogie, i would go to harlem and personally deliver an ass beating.

bitch! snappy doesnt even blog, heffa!


Eb the Celeb October 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM

@karrie b - dont be calling me a heffa... lmao... i said snappy dont blog trick... I cant wait to see you on friday lil sis... keep up with all this heffa talk and I'm gon decuntify ya azz when I see you :)

karrie b. October 27, 2008 at 1:36 PM

but u know who i'd give it to in cyberland tho?

1980, swag, and vershon...

Organized Noise October 27, 2008 at 1:54 PM

No, you aren't the only one thinking this. I would answer in your comment section, but I need post ideas and this is definitely a good one. I will do it and post it later this week.

IntrospectiveGoddess October 27, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Thanks for the shoutout!!!

Well anyway I would give it up to

Torrance aka RawDawg- his pomegrenate pussy post still is engrained in my mind and he always talking about how much he packing so I would like to see him show and prove

Onesoulfulnegro- he has a way with words, he seems to be very in touch with his feelings and I find that sexy

Freaky Deaky- he so nasty,(I like that) he always talks about sex and he's so vulgar with it, plus he seems like he is kinky like he would teach me something different...

RealHustla October 27, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Eb, I ain't gone leave you hangin' out there since your done opened up here a bit.

Top of the list...

Slish, no doubt. Shhtt, I don't care, leave me with a broken heart, just as long as you break me off first, LOL.

Torrance Stephens. Intelligence is my #1 turn on. To bang or not to bang, huh!

Those are my only cyber sexies right now.

Oh yes, I'd pole dance for Dave cause I know he'd appreciate it more than any of them.

nikki October 27, 2008 at 2:11 PM

it look like alot of us are gonna be duking it out over slish's table scraps!

i'm telling you now, i ain't fighting for him. imma let you all fight and i'm gonna keep him occupied until someone wins. or maybe i'll sic his wifey on you. that chick could probably take on fifty of us.

Eb the Celeb October 27, 2008 at 2:19 PM

@intro - dang you names some I forgot... maybe I should have done my top 10 dudes that can cyber get it...lol

@nikki - girl you crazy.. I am too grown to be fighting over some dick that's already taken... ya'll can fight over Slish... hell Mr. Socialight has my #1 spot anyway... so while ya'll over there cyber fighting... me and Mr. Socialight will be cyber cuddling...lol

Charles October 27, 2008 at 2:39 PM

Hahaha...your comments are always funny. Cyber fighting though, for real??

karrie b. October 27, 2008 at 2:47 PM

what about torrance is intellectual? he talks about shit that everyone knows about...



nikki October 27, 2008 at 2:58 PM

oh no! i just went to mr. socialight's spot. eb, i don't want to fight you for dude. however, i would be willing to negotiate for him. i just emptied my pocket and am pleased to discover i've got the following:

two quarters, a dime, a penny, a broken button, a screw (i have no idea where this thing came from...), and a pen

i'd be willing to part with the broken button for mr. socialite. you think on that and get back to me. the button's pretty fly and can be glued back together.

Eb the Celeb October 27, 2008 at 3:04 PM

@KB - dang who got your panties all in a bunch today...lol

@Nikki - I knew I should have kept him as my lil cyber secret... act like we are on the game show Deal or no deal and you are the banker...

Noooooooooo DEAL! lol

Anonymous October 27, 2008 at 5:17 PM

Slish is mos def on the list along with Don and Freaky Deaky. But after checking out Mr Socialight's page, I might need to add him to the list.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon October 27, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Okay let's see. I visited all the guys in the post. Since, I am new to them I will have to wait before I decide on cyber doing them.
Can't be giving my gigibits to just anyone.
Shoot got to read a post or two first.

*hangs head in shame at the thought that it don't take much to get it get it.

Okay from the few guys I visit

Torrance. . . but lol at karrie b (what's so intellectual). He's a big game talker.

Clnmike. . .but I don't have big tatas and a bubble *ss. He talks good game. I think I have to put it on him.

You know it's those big game talkers that make you want to test the talk.

Sexxy Luv October 27, 2008 at 6:50 PM

Girl I love you for this post!! Lol

I'm still a lil tipsy but here's my list:


Yea he can get it for real! Lol

Melody.Darlene October 27, 2008 at 7:04 PM

lma0 @ ur "exact opposite"!! hahaha!

clnmike October 27, 2008 at 10:17 PM


I walk the walk too, come on and try me, lol.

RealHustla October 27, 2008 at 10:17 PM

Uhhh, I'mma need these men to stop lurking and comment more. Don't trip,we kinda all family here ain't we?

Uhhh, how many books has this Mr. Socialite written? I don't know anything about Socialite, so I could be talking out of turn. Besides, even though Torrance hasn't said it specifically (maybe he did I just didn't read it), what he got drives women CRAZY.

Since I'm already going there, might as well ride with him, LOL.

Eb the Celeb October 27, 2008 at 10:28 PM

@melody - ha... I was tickled by that too... I am so NOT the prissy type

@Realhustla - everything you just said just confused the hell outta me

NaturallyAlise October 27, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Who could "e-get-it"?

BigBuck a frequent commenter on VSB could get it in a NY minute...

Teech @ yamoms.com could really really get it

and last but not least my sweetie who can amd gets it for real, e-f-g-h-i-j-k-can-get it is elliotaxiom.blogspot.com (blush)

n0days0ff October 28, 2008 at 1:15 AM

Um...I don't know no one who could cyber get it.I guess I gotta get out more lol

Darius T. Williams October 28, 2008 at 7:50 AM

LOL - you gotta love this list!

Um, I just KNEW you'd be by to comment on my photoshoot - but I haven't seen you around. You're gonna have to improve that...mkay? The pics are up.

12kyle October 28, 2008 at 9:41 AM

Damn Eb...nobody picked ole 12kyle!!! Guess they don't like married dudes. Hahahahahaha

Cyber get it...hmmmm...lemme think

Done thinking!

Queen of My Castle

Kayos October 28, 2008 at 10:06 AM

I guess I'm late on this one...Good test. I took it but as you asked I will oblige.

In no particular order

1. James Tubman

2. Super Dave

3. Organized Noise

4. Roddykat

5. Last but certainly never least...clnmike

Monie October 28, 2008 at 1:18 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this list! I question 1 of them and apparently KB does too lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm done...

Pajnstl October 28, 2008 at 1:41 PM

ummm... see I shouldnt even be up in these here comments.. but i've never been a rule follower. In no particular order....

Tharula (if he was still into girls. lol dude is foine)
and ummm

i'm going to walk away now while I can still hold my head up.

Anonymous October 28, 2008 at 1:47 PM

I ♥ this damn post... my blogging biotches are some straight freaks.

Cyber gettin it huh?


Just guys?



I'd say Bully... for sure. He's so hostile with his chocolate fine ass. Swag is so damn sexy, he could get it too. Jaybee for damn sure! He's amazing. And though I respect his new and loving relationship, I'd have to say Charles too!!Cause he's so deep and real with it, that you jsut gotta love him. Oh and Darrius...LOL... just cause he reminds me of my hunny.

Now... you dudes... that we all know is lurking, SPEAK ON IT!

swag_ambassador October 28, 2008 at 2:46 PM

lol. cyber gettin it.. this is funny..

Sha Boogie October 28, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Torrance can SO cyber get it, LOL! I'm with K.B!

Now, back to you trying to give it to my boo... he is flattered! You know I had to tell him, lol. He was like 'aww'.. Thank you for diggin' our crazy relationship-- hell if you can't have fun with your boo, whats the point?

Gurl, I STILL giggle at the peeing on the floor incident! That man is beside himself with crazy!

Brandi Bates October 28, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Wow...that is funny! Cyber get it. I'm feelin' you, girl!

Mr.Slish October 28, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Wooooow. Danger Likey...Eb Eb Eb ya know I got in trouble one night when I was staring at yo pic a little to hard..Shawnla slapped me in the back of my head..." WHO DAT"...lol

@ Nikki and Realhustla thank u for the Cyber big ups....

Eb the Celeb October 28, 2008 at 3:47 PM

@gotta let it out - yeah, you got some good ones too

@Sha Boogie - See... I knew you would understand... Karrie B.. just be hating...lol

@Slish - Lawd, dont have Shawnla coming down to harlem to hawk me down...lol behave yourself in the cyber world

-::brown sugar::- October 28, 2008 at 6:27 PM

girl...you have inspired me to blog haha..

the site...wow! umm..ya..ok lol...informative lol..

love your blog. leep doin what you're doin.

Xcentric Pryncess October 28, 2008 at 7:37 PM

E and Brotha All Mi-T could get --- yeah -- they are too smart and sexy as hell...

RAGING BULL October 29, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Thanks for the shout out....with your ol' jazzy ass.

But....I'm 5'9" 260. I've never seen a DB built like that.

Yeah....your boy is a beast.

Eb the Celeb October 29, 2008 at 10:36 AM

@brown sugar - thx so much for the love missy

@bully - yeah... shorter than I go for..lol @ you being a beast... we'll have to cyber see then...

oh and thx for calling me jazzy and ish... I love it when you do that!

Super Dave Van Buren October 29, 2008 at 12:20 PM

How did I forget to comment on this? 1st I'm mad I'm not on your list.. lol 2nd thanks to Hustla and Kayos for mentioning me. I'll accept pole dancing for BBQ sauce all day long.. lol

kayellejaye October 29, 2008 at 12:39 PM

If I didn't know listentoleon or eclectik, I'd say them, but since I do...

alwaysfunkyfresh (the verbal)
mr. socialight (sex appeal)
david oliver (the body)

Eb the Celeb October 29, 2008 at 1:00 PM

damn you kayelljaye - I forgot about David Oliver's blog... hell forget cyber getting it... he can get it in real life...lol

Monique October 29, 2008 at 1:29 PM

Slish - because I like to be "handled" sometimes and I think he could do just that. Hell, I KNOW he would do just that. Give me Slasher! LOL

Freaky - because I want to see if he lives up to his name.

Super Dave - He looks like a cutie and like someone else who would "handle me".

I need to check out Socialight's page. I may need to post this same entry on my page one day.

RunGirl. October 30, 2008 at 1:50 PM

I am soo late on this, but feel the need to chime in as well. My list:

The Champ

wynsters the tigress November 2, 2008 at 6:39 PM

slish and e would definitely cyber get it!! no doubt about it.

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